On the first day of school, the school beauty in black stockings took me to a hotel.

(Friendly reminder: This is a purely sweet story, no angst! If you like sweet stories, read on! If it's not sweet after 100 chapters, come and get me!)

(P.S.: This is a parallel universe; please do not relate it to real life!)

(Brain storage! Please reclaim your brain at the end of the chapter!)

(Long storyline, but there will definitely be explicit content within chapter 100. If not, come and complain!)

China, Chang'an!

It was a July afternoon, and the temperature was 39.8 degrees Celsius.

"Hey! Nianwei, it's me, Liu Yu! I got 678! I can get into Tsinghua or Peking University."

"Wow! Liu Yu, you're amazing! Congratulations!"

"Um... what we talked about before, getting into Tsinghua or Peking University together, and if you get in, you... will consider being my girlfriend..."

There was silence for a few seconds on the other end of the phone.

"Liu Yu, actually... there's something I've been wanting to tell you."

Liu Yu's heart skipped a beat: "Hmm!"

"I'm with Wang Ming now. It happened just a few days ago."

"...Why! We clearly agreed on this..."

Ding Nianwei interrupted, "Liu Yu! Wang Ming gave me an iPhone 16 Pro Max, 1TB."

Liu Yu: "Just for this!"

Ding Nianwei: "He also gave me a handbag, a Chanel one, for 58,000 yuan."

Liu Yu opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say!

"Liu Yu, we're both adults now, let's be realistic. What you can't give me, Wang Ming can. Please understand my choice. Also... please don't call me anymore, I'm afraid Wang Ming will misunderstand..."

He was about to speak when the call ended.

The TV in the living room is on.

It just so happens that a nostalgic hits program is on.

"Snowflakes are falling"

"The North Wind Howls"

"No!!!!" Liu Yuanshan's voice came from the kitchen, "I forgot to buy salt, I have to make another trip!"

Liu Yu walked to the kitchen doorway: "Dad, isn't this going too far? Are you rubbing salt into my wound?!"

"Son, why are you out here? Go inside and rest. I can go buy it myself. You don't need to go. You're a great contributor to our family. Dad has decided that our family genealogy will start with you!"

Liu Yu shook his head helplessly and returned to his bedroom.

He threw his phone onto the bed, leaving it spread out in a large "X" shape.

Suddenly, my phone vibrated; it was WeChat.

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll shoot you: Bro! Have you separated yet?!]

[Yu Nianwei: 678]

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: Holy crap!!! That's awesome, bro!!! Tsinghua or Peking University is a sure thing!]

[Yu Nianwei: Mm!]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll suddenly ask you: Which major did you choose?!]

[Yu Nianwei: Computer!]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll give you a good stab: Computer! Great! If you become rich and powerful, don't forget me! If my computer breaks down again, I'll fix it for you!]

Liu Yu smiled.

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll shoot you: Have you told your goddess the good news yet?! (lewd emoji)]

[Yu Nianwei: Just got rejected]

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: Tell me the details! Bro, let me analyze this for you!]

[Yu Nianwei: She said she's back with Wang Ming and told me not to contact her anymore]

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!]

A series of "ha" sounds filled the screen.

Liu Yu frowned.

[Yu Nianwei: What are you laughing at! Don't you have any sympathy?!]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll pee on you: I told you that woman was a pro, her fish-raising skills were top-notch, but you didn't believe me! Now you see clearly!]

[Yu Nianwei: Heartbroken.jpg]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll pee on you: Once you get to Tsinghua or Peking University, I'll introduce you to real beauties! Top-notch quality!]

[Yu Nianwei: You're single yourself, and you're trying to introduce me to someone!]

[Hiding in the toilet and taking a peep at you: I call it "quality over quantity"! Ordinary things don't meet my standards!]

[Yu Nianwei: With your kind of behavior!]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll shoot you: Get out of here! Log in! I'm going to reach Ace 15 stars today! If I do, I'll give you the 'Nezha' skin, max it out, with fire effects, it'll stun them!]

[Yu Nianwei: I'm not coming, I'm not in the mood.]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll pee on you: Look at you, so pathetic! It's just a breakup, is it really that big of a deal?! Wait, bro, I'll send you something good!]

A few seconds later.

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: erotic image.jpg]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll shoot you: How about it? These aurora black stockings are the latest style, they glow in the dark!]

[Yu Nianwei: ...Beautiful. Two more!]

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: Erotic image.jpg. Erotic image.jpg]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll give you a quick stab: How about this Balenciaga collaboration? The quality! The texture! It smells amazing!]

[Yu Nianwei: How did you know it smelled good!]

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: I smelled it (smugly)]

[Yu Nianwei: ...You're awesome. Log in!]

Once in the game, you can hide in the toilet and shoot your way into the team instantly; once you turn on your mic, you're greeted with your signature loud voice:

"Brother, you're here! Let the gunfire and smoke heal your wounded soul!"

I played eight games in one afternoon and won three chicken dinners – a brilliant record.

The final game!

Hiding in the toilet, he shoots at you: "The last one, leave it to me, you hold him up!"

Hiding in the toilet, you suddenly rush up, yelling, and start wildly sweeping with a giant pineapple in your hand.

The screen displayed eight golden characters.

"Good luck, may you eat chicken tonight!"

Hiding in the toilet, I'll shoot you: "Nice!!! Ace 15 stars achieved! Come on, claim your reward! Switch accounts! I'll let you draw Nezha!"

Twenty minutes later.

WeChat message.

[Hiding in the toilet and shooting you: Done! Nezha, max level, Wind Fire Wheels, Fire-Tipped Spear effects, all complete! Log in to collect your loot!]

Liu Yu logged into the game, opened the skin, and was dazzled by the special effects.

He has a lot of rare skins in his warehouse, all of which he obtained by secretly shooting at you in the toilet.

He knew this guy was a rich second-generation, but he didn't know just how rich.

Whenever a new skin or equipment is released in the game, he's always the first to get it.

[Yu Nianwei: Thanks. It was too much trouble.]

[Hiding in the toilet and giving you a good shove: Don't mention it! The most important thing is for you to be happy, bro! When school starts, I'll treat you to dinner, and maybe show you around and pick up some girls!]

[Yu Nianwei: You should sort out your own 'sister' problem first.]

[Hiding in the toilet, I'll pee on you: Get lost! I'm logging off now, I have a dinner party tonight, talk to you later!]

[Yu Nianwei: Mm.]

After quitting the game, Liu Yu lay on the bed. He heard Liu Yuanshan's voice from outside: "Son! Dinner's ready!"

The table was laden with food: braised pork ribs, steamed sea bass, stir-fried greens with garlic, and tomato and egg soup with scallions floating on top.

Liu Yu came over, picked up his chopsticks, and started eating!

Liu Yuanshan sat down, but didn't touch his chopsticks. He took out his phone first: "This is such a big deal, I have to tell your aunt, your uncle, your maternal aunt, your maternal grandfather..."

He muttered to himself as he started dialing.

"Hey! Sis! Xiaoyu's scores are in! 678! Yeah! Tsinghua or Peking University is a sure thing! ... Oh, so-so, third in the country... Ah! Treat us to a meal! We absolutely have to! Once the acceptance letters come in, let's have a feast! Invite all the relatives! ... What! Red envelopes! Oh, that's so embarrassing..."

He hung up and immediately dialed another number: "Hey! Second brother! Xiaoyu got 678! ...What! Your Xiaohui got 450! 450 is pretty good...Going to a vocational college is good too, learn a trade!"

Liu Yu buried his head in his ribs, listening to his father's tone, and gradually drifted off to sleep.

From "My son did alright on the exam".

It has become "My son just casually got into Tsinghua or Peking University".

Eventually, it evolved into, "Oh well, my child is just like me, smart, there's nothing I can do about it."

After finishing the meal, Liu Yuan raised an eyebrow at Liu Yu while clearing away the dishes.

"Are you full? Dad will take you to get a foot massage! Relax!"

Liu Yu's eyes lit up: "Foot massage!! Really! You mean... one of those... foot massage parlors..."

He'd heard that the lighting inside was dim, the music soft, the masseuses spoke gently, their techniques professional, and they could even…

"When have I ever lied to you! A new technician has arrived, and I hear her skills are excellent!"

After saying that, he raised his eyebrows again, the kind of eyebrows that only men would raise!

Liu Yu's heart was beating even faster!

The hazy lighting, the scent of essential oils, and the gentle question from the woman in black stockings—"Little brother, is the pressure okay?"—are already vivid in my mind.

He fantasized about... a foot massage parlor... which supposedly washes away fatigue... and brings relaxation...

Half an hour later, the father and son went out.

Liu Yuanshan said they had arrived after riding the electric scooter for only a few minutes!

Liu Yu looked in the direction he pointed, full of anticipation.