Hong Kong variety show: I, Big Guy, didn't cheat!

89. Surprising, isn't it? A pleasant surprise, isn't it?

Luo Tianhong and Gao Jin, who were guarding the gate, exchanged a glance and couldn't help but shake their heads. "Brother, this isn't like you. Such a beautiful woman, shouldn't you give it a try first?"

Ding Haokun walked up to him, raised his hand and slapped him hard across the neck. "You son of a bitch, do you even know what national hatred and family feuds are? Those Japanese devils are all beasts, half-human and half-human, I find them disgusting."

Luo Tianhong couldn't help but rub his head. "How would I know any of this? I've been hanging around on the streets since I was a teenager, and nobody ever told me anything about it!"

"Damn it, this was my fault as the eldest brother. I'll get you some history books from the north later so you can take a look. I don't expect you to learn anything, but at least I want you to know who our enemies are!"

Wang Jianjun's voice came from the doorway: "Brother, it's time to go. We received a message from the monitoring room that He Xin has arrived."

"Good timing! Have the people in the monitoring room evacuate. We'll meet at the entrance in a bit. Come in and search us; take any cash you find!"

"Okay, big brother!" Wang Jianjun led his brothers in, turned the room upside down, and found more than 60 million yuan in cash, which made them all smile.

"Brother, this woman is quite rich."

"Hehe, the money may not be hers yet, but it's definitely ours now. Let's go downstairs and see He Xin. We're already here, we should at least say hello!"

As the group walked from the emergency exit into the lobby, they saw He Xin's bodyguards staring intently at Cheng Feng's men, their bodies tense.

Ding Haokun waved, and Wang Jianjun walked over to Cheng Feng and the others, getting into the car and retreating together. Ding Haokun then walked up to He Xin and said, "Hello, Mr. He. This is Ding Haokun from Hung Hing, conveying Mr. Chiang's regards."

"We, Hung Hing, want the newly released casino halls. One isn't enough; we want two this time. Mr. Ho, please consider it carefully and give us your feedback later. We also want to apologize for making a mess of your hotel!"

He Xin looked at Ding Haokun with a forced smile. "So it's Mr. Ding. You're quite the young man, but I, He Xin, am not one to be threatened. I can tell you right now, this time not a single one of your Hung Hing casinos will be affected!"

"Great, I like He Sheng's honesty, and I hope you'll continue to say that!"

After he led the two away, a security guard from the casino jogged out. "Mr. He, something's happened! On the second-to-top floor, everyone's been killed, including Ding Yao. There's not a single survivor. And, and..."

"And what? Speak up!"

"And Ding Yao's head was blown apart, it looked like it had been crushed. And that bodyguard Gao Jie, he was killed by a sniper rifle!"

The words "sniper rifle" made He Xin's pupils shrink and his face turn ugly. People like them are most afraid of sniper rifles; bulletproof glass can't stop them.

"Did you disturb the other guests?"

"No, it seems the other party used a silenced weapon; the guests downstairs didn't hear anything."

"That's good. Find a cleaner to clean up the second-floor area, and dispose of the body when you have the chance, without alerting the police."

"Okay, boss, I'll take care of it right away!"

Just as the other person turned to leave, He Xin called him back. "Wait, go contact Jiang Tianyang of Hung Hing. For the newly opened casino, we can give Hung Hing two gaming halls, and reduce the commission by half a percent!"

"Okay, boss, I'll contact them right away!"

After sending the people away, He Xin walked into the casino with a gloomy face, went to his office, lit a large mosquito coil, and looked out the window.

He was the local tyrant of Australia, and even the police dared not disrespect him. Everyone who ran a casino had to be mindful of his feelings. But unexpectedly, he was dealt with by Ding Haokun.

But he really didn't dare to break ties with this person. He had a group of elite gunmen and sniper rifles under his command. If he couldn't kill him in one go, he would be on tenterhooks.

Three hours later, just as he left the casino, a greasy, fat man ran up to him. "He Sheng, He Sheng, someone asked me to deliver something to you. They said you absolutely must open it and take a look, or you'll regret it!"

Although the fat man was stopped by the bodyguard, he still held up what he was carrying. He Xin nodded, and the bodyguard took the item, carefully opened it, and turned pale when he saw what was inside.

"What is it?" He Xin asked in a deep voice.

The other person swallowed hard. "Boss, it's a standard rocket launcher warhead, with a kill radius of fifty meters. It's very powerful and can even be equipped with armor-piercing rounds!"

"Get rid of this stuff, don't let anything dangerous happen!" He Xin's face was so dark it was almost dripping with water. He didn't need to think to know who had sent this thing; it was a blatant threat.

"Boss, there's another letter here. Should we open it and take a look, or just deal with it?"

"Send me a letter, and deal with the warhead immediately."

Once in the car, He Xin opened the letter, and upon seeing the words on it, his face turned bright red with anger.

The sign read, "Congratulations, here's a rocket launcher warhead as a gift. I have hundreds more of these. So don't get too cocky, it's useless. No matter how awesome you are, you only have one life."

This was a rough way of putting it, but He Xin was genuinely scared. He was afraid of people like Ding Haokun who didn't follow the rules.

At sea, a group of people were traveling towards Hong Kong in a large aircraft when Luo Tianhong asked curiously, "Big brother, what did you give to He Xin?"

"Heh, just a little toy that can make his whole family rich. I fucking hate pretentious people the most. If they dare to look down on us, I'll make them understand that we're just tiles, and they're like jade. If I really touch them, they won't be able to handle it!"

Everyone on the boat chuckled, "Well done, boss!"

The next day, Ding Haokun was sleeping soundly with Qiu Di and Amin in his arms when the phone started ringing incessantly. "Haokun, well done! He Xin had someone call and say that the new casino has two of our gambling halls."

"Mr. Jiang, you're too kind. It's nothing. I'm not afraid of death, but He Xin is, which is why he lost."

"Alright, that's settled for now. You get some rest. Once we take control of the casino, everything except the gang's profits is yours!"

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Jiang."

After hanging up the phone, Ding Haokun's eyes were completely white. He couldn't help but roar, omitting another 500,000 words.

After the bloody night, all the gangs were quieter than ever before. The snooker tournament was already on the agenda, and those foreigners couldn't wait to get their money.

The day before the competition, it was drizzling. At the entrance of Stanley Prison, a man with a hooked nose, wearing a leather jacket, jeans, and sneakers, carrying a travel bag, walked out of the prison gate.

"Crab, once you're out, don't look back, and don't come back!"

The man laughed heartily, "That's not necessarily true. You know what I do for a living. I might go out in the morning and be back tomorrow!"

"Damn it, stop talking nonsense and get out of here!"

The moment he turned his head, the smile on the crab's face vanished. Looking at the empty prison gate, he sighed and prepared to walk to the minibus station!

Just as he reached the roadside, a convoy of more than a dozen cars drove past him at high speed, splashing water all over his body and face.

"Fuck you, shit, you son of a bitch, don't run away, come down and fight me one-on-one!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he said that, more than a dozen cars stopped at the same time, the doors opened, and a big guy more than two meters tall got out of the lead car.

Many people also got out of the other cars, all dressed in suits and ties, looking very stylish.

"Go, bring him over. This kid wants to fight you one-on-one, so give him his wish and let him take on all of you by himself!"

"Okay, big brother!"

Chen Yaxie looked completely bewildered and slowly backed away. "Big brother, stop messing around, it's a misunderstanding, I was just joking!"

As the crowd approached, he forced a smile and said, "Don't come any closer!" He then turned and ran, trying to reach the entrance of Stanley to seek help!

I hadn't even taken two steps when I was tackled to the ground. A familiar voice rang out, "Let him go! Come at me if you have a problem!"

His partners, Lawson and Bobo, came over and helped Chen Yaxie up. "Brothers, my friend just came from Stanley and doesn't know the rules. Could you please let him off the hook? I'm willing to take the blame for him!"

Ding Haokun slowly walked over. "Good, you have guts. I admire people with guts like you. Since you want to take the blame for him, it's simple: just lick this shoe clean!"

Upon seeing the shoe Ding Haokun was holding, everyone involuntarily stepped back, making room for the three of them. There was a clump of excrement covered in cobwebs on the shoe.

The smell was so strong it made one grimace. Rosen looked terrified. "Brother, who are you? Do you really want to go this far? Can't we just pay you back?"

"Damn it, you think I'm short of money? You like to stick your neck out, huh? Then you'd better clean up your act. Otherwise, you two can gang up on her. This woman is pretty, though. Drag her to the car and let me test the suspension!"

While speaking, he deliberately rubbed his chin, looking as lewd as could be!

"Don't do anything reckless, I'll eat it!" Rosen took the shoe, slowly moved closer, and was about to stick out his tongue when he couldn't help but turn around and vomit.

Chen Yaxie couldn't stand it anymore and snatched the shoe away. "Don't make things difficult for them, I'll do it!" he said, then bent down and licked it a big time. He was much more impressive than Li Daokuan in "The King of Gamblers 2000".

"Sweet?" Chen Yaxie asked, a little confused, after smacking his lips.

"Hahaha, isn't this fun? Brother Kun is my boss now. I heard you were released from prison today, so I came here to give you a surprise! But I didn't expect Brother Kun to go this far."

"This white spider web is actually a marshmallow, and these little particles are powdered sugar. As for this excrement..." Asen rubbed it in his hand, feeling that something was off!

"Of course it's real excrement!" Ding Haokun laughed arrogantly. "Damn it, I hate you little swindlers the most! How about that? You got fooled, didn't you? Surprised? Unexpected, right?"

The two brothers, who were just having a good time, were now completely dumbfounded. One frantically wiped his hands, while the other turned around and vomited, making Bobo frown deeply.

"Brother Kun, you're not serious, are you?"

"Haha, just kidding! The excrement is specially treated chocolate, a new prank item from overseas. Just messing with you guys! This is a lesson for you all: you have to keep up with the times, or you might become outdated someday!"

Rosen looked speechless. "Boss, is this for real this time?"

"Damn, of course it's true! Hurry up and get your friend in the car. There are some new clothes in the car; let him change into them. Just throw away what he's wearing—it's bad luck!"

"Okay, thanks, Brother Kun!" The three got into a Mercedes-Benz W14. While changing clothes in the back seat, Chen Yaxie asked, "Ah Sen, who's this Brother Kun? Is he some kind of big shot?"

Sitting in the passenger seat, Bobo nodded. "Very impressive. In less than a year, he has become a billionaire and is still the top dog of Hung Hing in Tsim Sha Tsui. He led his men to completely destroy Yau Tsim Mong, leaving only a small piece of territory in Tsim Sha Tsui with Luen Shing."

Everyone's placing bets now, guessing when Wo Shing's territory in Tsim Sha Tsui will also be taken away.

The three are from the same movie, "Casino Raiders". Chen Ya Xie, nicknamed Crab, is played by Andy Lau; Principal Law is played by Tan Yonglin; and Bo Bo is played by Golf Guan. All three are top-notch con artists.

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