Hong Kong variety show: I, Big Guy, didn't cheat!

No sooner had he finished discussing business with Yang Jianhua than he was singing "Tears Behind Bars." He was still transporting coal in a coal yard, surrounded by coal dust, and he was covered in it every day. The stench was unbearable.

That day, he hid behind a coal pile, lit a mosquito coil, and sang "Tears Behind Bars": "Iron gate, iron bars, iron chains, I hold the iron bars and look out! How wonderful the outside world is! When will I return to my home? When will I return to my home!"

After observing for two days, Leopard Qiang finally couldn't resist coming over. "Brother, judging from your accent, you're from Hong Kong!"

"Who the hell are you? How could you recognize that? You're kidding me. I'm from Northeast China!"

"Brother, don't get agitated. We're practically cellmates now. What did you do to get in here?"

"Stop talking nonsense to me, don't try to get close to me. You've never even heard of Big Kun, yet you're still spouting nonsense at me. Are you out of your mind!"

"Are you Big Kun?"

"Yes, I'd be happy to be called 'Dad' out of courtesy; I can accept it!"

"Stop joking, bro. Aren't you supposed to be hanging around Tsim Sha Tsui and Sai Kung? How did you end up in jail?"

"Damn it, it's all because of that bastard Han Bin. He said that the red oil here is very valuable, and everyone turns a blind eye. As long as you don't get caught on the spot, nothing will happen."

As a result, I was surrounded by more than a dozen marine police boats on my very first trip. It must have been that bastard Han Bin who betrayed me. I'm going to kill him when I get back!

"You think you can go back? Smuggling red diesel oil carries a sentence of at least several years!"

"That's still better than you. Look at you, you've starved yourself to death. You've been in here a long time, haven't you? What did you do?"

"I was caught selling Western medicine! I didn't starve myself, I was just born this way, all flesh and bones!" As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves to show off his strength, which looked fucking ridiculous.

Ding Haokun moved aside in disgust. "Get the hell out of here! I hate you guys who sell Western medicine the most. Get out of here before I lose my temper, or I'm afraid I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"

"And besides, you're going to get shot for selling Western medicine, you're going to die! I won't, someone's coming to rescue me right away!"

"Brother, take me with you! Let's escape together!"

"I'll take your mother's ass! Get the hell out of here, or I'll have you executed!"

Having finally gotten a chance to live, Leopard Qiang certainly didn't want to give up. "Hey brother, I'll give you a million. We're all in this for money, why turn down something like money?"

"You son of a bitch! Don't you even know what I, Ding Haokun, am worth? Do you think I'm short of money? I'm saying this for the last time, get out of here right now, or I'll bury you in a coal pile right now!"

"Ten million, I'll give you ten million, take me out of here."

Ding Haokun looked him up and down with a suspicious expression. "You look like a jerk. Do you have any money? Who are you with?"

"My boss is Guanchai Ba, you should have heard of him, right?"

"Fine, Guan Caiba, right? I can take you with me. But remember this: if we don't find ten million after we escape, I'll plant you in the ground, then go to your boss for it. If he refuses, I'll kill him!"

"Absolutely not, but I can only pay you when I get to Hong Kong."

"Fine, then we'll pay you in Hong Kong. If I don't see the money, I'll twist your head off and use it as a football. Just wait, tomorrow at this time, my little brother will drug the food here, so don't eat anything!"

Once the guards are infected, my henchman will come to my rescue. Just stick close to me!

"No problem, thank you, Brother Kun!"

"No need for thanks. I only care about money, not people. If you don't get your money, I'll make sure you're no longer human!"

Nothing was said that night, and the next day at noon arrived quickly. The two gathered together and waited quietly.

Soon, after the guards finished their meal, they began to sway. Ding Haokun seized the opportunity, shouted "Stay close to me!" and took off running, kicking up coal dust.

Leopard Strong looked completely bewildered. "Wait, where's your underling? Wasn't he supposed to be here to meet you?"

Ding Haokun didn't even turn his head. "Are you fucking stupid? Does it matter if someone is there to help us at this point? Of course we have to run first, or we'll miss our chance!"

The two ran towards the high-altitude passage, one after the other. Seeing that there were many guards ahead, Chen Jiaju suddenly appeared, holding several landmine-like objects, and threw them at the spot where the guards had hit!

With a series of loud "booms," red smoke erupted, choking the guards who were left with snot and tears streaming down their faces.

Chan Ka-kui waved from above, "Brother Kun, hurry up, over here! There's a high-altitude walkway!"

"Look, here I come, little brother!"

Exhausted, Leopard Qiang scolded the panting man, "It's so high, how are we going to climb it?"

"Damn it, for the sake of money, if you dare to shortchange me even a penny, I'll kill your whole family!" Ding Haokun cursed, grabbed Bao Qiang by the waistband, pulled him up, and ran towards the high-altitude passage, quickly overtaking Chen Jiaju.

When Big Nose saw this, he was dumbfounded. "This is even possible?!" His two short legs started to move frantically, but he couldn't catch up no matter what he did!

Three minutes later, the three stood at the top of the coal pile, looking at a lone steel cable, and behind them were more than a dozen pursuers, as well as men carrying Type 56 assault rifles.

"This is supposed to be an elevated walkway? What a rip-off!"

"Brother Kun, I don't know what happened either. Brother Chao told me to bring you here, saying that if we go down the high-altitude passage, we can escape!"

Ding Haokun took a deep breath. "Damn it, if you die, you'll live forever. I'll risk it all! I was born to be a tyrant. Staying in prison is worse than death!"

"You two, grab my belt, let's slide down!" The two men, who had been hesitant, immediately became his hangers-on and grabbed his belt when they heard the gunshot behind them!

With the two screams, Ding Haokun slid down the cableway. Just as he was about to land, he threw the two off, while he landed smoothly with a "thump," leaving two footprints on the ground.

Just as Chen Jiaju and Bao Qiang stood up, Ding Haokun reached out and grabbed Chen Jiaju by the neck. "Damn it, where's that bastard Sha Danchao? He took 50,000 yuan from me and sent someone who doesn't even know the way?"

"Brother Kun, you gave Brother Chao 50,000 yuan? He only gave me 2,000 yuan, saying that he gave me 5,000 yuan in total, and that 2,000 yuan was a bargain for me."

"You bastard! Take me to him! I'm going to kill him! Even the Buddha couldn't stop him! I'm telling you!"

"Brother Kun, this isn't the place to talk. Let's leave first. What's your name, brother?" Leopard Qiang panted for a few breaths before interrupting.

"My name is Lin Fusheng."

"Fusheng, right? Do you know where the nearest town is? Take us there. Once we find my people, I'll give you an extra three thousand yuan, okay?"

"Great, money talks!"

Leopard Qiang chuckled. "Brother Kun, these really are your men, all equally greedy. This isn't a place to stay long, let's go!"

"Alright, let's go first. Once I get back to Hong Kong, I'll send someone back to take care of that bastard Sha Dan Chao. Damn it, he dared to mess with me!"

The three of them stumbled away, and when they reached the town, they stole a bicycle and pedaled away for a while. That night, braving the torrential rain, they arrived at the door of a house in the town.

The three got out of the car, and Leopard swaggered in. Suddenly, two hands reached out from inside the house, each holding a Black Star sword. One hand was pressed against the back of Leopard's head, and the other was pointed at Ding Haokun!

In a flash, Ding Haokun turned his head to the side, dodging the gun barrel, punched through the wooden wall, grabbed the man's throat with his large hand, and with a crack, the man collapsed to the ground, cold and lifeless!

"No..." Bao Qiang had barely uttered a word when Ding Haokun kicked him, sending the man pointing a gun at Bao Qiang flying. The man crashed through the wooden wall of the room, his body riddled with splinters of wood, his chest caved in, and he was surely dead!

Hearing the commotion, everyone inside rushed out, about to draw their guns, when Leopard Qiang quickly shouted, "Stop! They're on the same side!"

The group was stunned. They stared blankly at the two dead bodies on the ground, then looked at Leopard Qiang with bewildered expressions. The implication was clear: were these their own people?

"They just drew their guns, I didn't have time to say anything, Brother Kun acted too fast. They dragged the body to the backyard, I'll pay the resettlement fee, he was lying there, didn't even see who it was before drawing his gun, is he out of his mind!"

Ding Haokun swaggered into the house and plopped down. "Is there anything to eat? Get me something to eat! Damn it, I've been running around all day, I'm starving!"

Leopard Qiang chimed in, "Didn't you hear what Brother Kun said? Hurry up and get the food, good wine and good food. If it weren't for Brother Kun, I wouldn't have been able to escape from prison."

"Okay, Leopard Bro, we'll go get it right away!"

As the three were eating, Leopard Qiang started asking why they had been arrested, and pulled out a gun, pointing it at one of them as if to shoot.

With a "smack," Bao Qiang clutched his wrist as Ding Haokun snatched the gun from him. At the same time, he stood up and punched the man, knocking him to the ground.

After finishing, he sat down to continue eating. "There's no need to shoot to kill someone! I haven't even finished my food, and you're telling me to run away? Are you even human?!"

"Sorry, Brother Kun, it was my oversight. Please eat as much as you want, and I'll have them buy more if you need more."

"No need, this is enough. Have someone contact us, we need to get back to Hong Kong as soon as possible, I have a ton of things to do there. If I find out it was Han Bin who betrayed me, I'll definitely kill him!"

"Alright!" Leopard Qiang agreed. "You guys, go arrange the boat. We'll head to Hong Kong as soon as possible. My older brother, Guan Caiba, needs men. I'll make you rich!"

After saying that, he looked at Chen Jiaju and said, "Fusheng, do you want to come with us? When we get to Hong Kong, we promise to treat you to all sorts of delicious food and drinks!"

"Forget everything else, just give me the three thousand yuan you promised!"

This is really tough; they're all obsessed with money. Leopard Qiang could only look at his underlings and say, "Do you guys have any money? Give Fusheng three thousand yuan!"

"Brother Leopard, you've been here for a month or so, and we're almost out of money!"

The only sound in the room was Ding Haokun eating, making the scene incredibly awkward.

"Fusheng, you heard what happened. Because I was arrested, the goods are gone, and I haven't received the money. I'm a little short on cash. How about this: you come with me to Hong Kong, and I'll give you 50,000 yuan, okay?"

Chan Ka-kui looked doubtful. "Really? You can't even come up with three thousand dollars, but you can give me fifty thousand dollars in Hong Kong?"

Ding Haokun swallowed the last bite of pig's head meat, patted his belly with satisfaction, and said, "Whether he has money or not is not important. His boss, Guan Caiba, is a big Western medicine tycoon with considerable wealth. He can come up with five million, let alone fifty thousand. If you want to make money, following Brother Leopard will definitely solve your problems!"

"Okay, I'll do it. Give me 50,000 dollars when we get to Hong Kong!"

Leopard Qiang laughed heartily, "Don't worry, as long as you follow me, you'll have more than just 50,000 yuan, you'll have 5 million! I guarantee you'll make a fortune!"