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The Taoist priest's face darkened. "You say everything's fine, but that doesn't mean everything's fine. What if we died?"

Ding Haokun chuckled, "So what if they died? They were just avatars anyway, used to play with this silly kid. Why do you guys care? If it doesn't work, just start a new game and keep playing with him, okay?"

Everyone's expression changed. "We don't understand what you're saying! I think you're in cahoots with the monster! Everyone, let's hang him and this idiot together!"

Suddenly, someone reached out from behind and grabbed his neck. It wasn't an ordinary rope; it was one capable of binding magical power or immortal essence. But Ding Haokun wasn't fooled. He was a body cultivator; they weren't from the same system!

"Shameless fools! I came to help you, and you want to hang me? You're courting death! Suppress them!"

The Dragon-Elephant Force Field erupted, causing most people to kneel down. A black hole appeared and swallowed them all! Golden light emanated from the Taoist's body, and a golden five-pointed star appeared in the center of his forehead!

"You monster, you've asked for your death! Attack! Kill him!"

"Hmph, so refusing to play with you makes you a monster, right? If you were Li Changgeng, or your true self, I wouldn't be afraid of you. A mere imposter in disguise trying to scare your grandpa? You're asking for death!"

With a sudden, violent punch, the force of which shattered the water fortress, creating a deep chasm and sending Taibai Jinxing and the people behind him flying.

After finishing, he turned around and continued throwing punches. All the villagers were beaten until they revealed their true forms—they were all incarnations of celestial beings in disguise. Their purpose was simple: to participate in the journey to the West and earn some merit!

Seeing that they were severely wounded, the feast was launched again, engulfing them all.

"Stop! You're doing the wrong thing. Even if they're fake, you should try to reform them, not kill them."

"Idiot, they won't die. These are just avatars, understand? Their true forms never even descended to the mortal realm."

"That's not right either, you have to give them a chance!" Tang Xuanzang was still dawdling.

Ding Haokun wasn't going to tolerate him. He raised his hand and slapped him, saying, "Get the hell out of here! I don't have time to play with you. Don't delay my meal!" After saying that, he flew up. The avatars of Taibai Jinxing and the others had just gotten up when the black hole pressed down on their faces and swallowed them whole.

He didn't spare any of the robes or weapons on his body; for him, anything that had energy was edible!

Tang Xuanzang was stunned. Just as he was about to stop him, Ding Haokun slapped him across the face again. Looking at the river in the distance, he leaped and flew quickly, cutting a slit in the water and grabbing a strange fish!

"Damn, you must weigh over a thousand pounds! Luckily, the fisherman didn't see you, or he'd definitely break his rod. Even though you look like a bio-engineered species, I don't mind, as long as it's edible!"

The black hole appeared, and the strange fish, no longer pretending, instantly transformed into human form, exhaling a breath of freezing air at him. A crescent-shaped shovel appeared in its hand, and it slashed at Ding Haokun's neck!

Ignoring the freezing air, the Colossus appeared in his hand, and with a fierce swing, it clashed head-on with the Crescent Shovel. The shockwave spread, and the surrounding mountains began to collapse, crashing into the water!

When Sha Wujing, now in human form, realized he was no match for his opponent, he turned and ran. A sonic boom came from behind him, and he suddenly turned around and used a counterattack!

But Ding Haokun was even faster. He flashed to Sha Wujing's side, shouted "Suppress!" and then threw another punch, blasting him into the mountain, smashing the mountain and creating a huge crater in the ground!

Before he could stand up, Ding Haokun descended from the sky with a giant weapon weighing over 100,000 jin, striking the crescent shovel. After a clang of metal against metal, the crescent shovel shattered, while the giant weapon pierced Sha Wujing's heart, causing him to spit out a mouthful of blood!

"The Western Religion will not let you get away with this!"

"Hehe, you don't need to worry about that. You're in a physical body in the mortal realm. After I devour you, you won't even have a chance to be reborn in the Pool of Merit. Even if I'm killed, you won't be able to see it!" A black hole appeared and swallowed the already severely injured Sha Wujing!

No sooner had he left than a bald, fat monk appeared beside Tang Xuanzang, patting him on the shoulder. "It's alright. There are many demons in this world. If this one is killed by demon hunters, we can go and reform others!"

"Master, he just said these people are all fake, just playing around with me. What's going on?"

"Don't take it seriously, it was his scheme. What you just saw, apart from the monster, was all an illusion. Don't believe me? Look!" The fat monk waved his hand, and the surrounding environment changed. Everyone came to life, smiling at him.

But for some reason, he felt that these people's smiles were fake and they didn't seem to have any life in them.

"Master, where should I go to subdue demons next?"

"I heard that a pig demon has appeared in Gao Village. He is very powerful and has killed many people. You must use the Three Hundred Nursery Rhymes to reform him and prevent him from doing evil again."

"Yes, Master, I understand. I'll go to Gao Village now."

After luring the people away, the fat monk's kind face disappeared. With a wave of his hand, the water village returned to its dilapidated state, but strangely, there wasn't a single corpse left.

"Who on earth dares to oppose us in our Buddhist kingdom of the Western Paradise? They're courting death!"

Ding Haokun didn't care about this at all. He casually killed a few minor demons along the way, and after making some inquiries, he had already flown to the outskirts of Gao Laozhuang. The famous roast pig shop was less than a kilometer away from his location.

He glanced at the notification and saw that the divine incarnations in the water village, along with Sha Wujing's physical body in the mortal realm, had activated another two hundred cells. Unfortunately, those divine incarnations were just there to collect merit; they had no real cultivation.

Not far away, a pair of senior and junior brothers walked together toward the famous roast pig. The junior sister kept pestering her senior brother, but he was annoyed.

"Young lady, forced relationships never work out. Your feelings are unrequited, so why make things difficult for yourself? I admire you; how about you become my wife?"

These two were the senior and junior disciples who came to Gao Village and were killed on the spot; they were not immortals who came to accumulate merit.

The junior sister, Yun Lei, turned around and saw Ding Haokun, instantly becoming infatuated. She could even be attracted to someone as handsome as Jiang Bao, let alone a tall, rich, and handsome guy like Ding Haokun!

"I do!"

"Junior sister, stop fooling around! If you keep this up, I won't let you see my unparalleled beauty!"

"Well, thank you then. I never want to see this again!" Yun Lei's tone was full of disgust.

Ding Haokun laughed heartily, "Let's go, there's a famous roast pig restaurant up ahead, I heard it's really good, it's on me. After we've eaten and drunk our fill, I'll take you to town and buy you some clothes. You're so beautiful, it's a waste for you to wear a Taoist robe!"

"Okay, I'll do whatever you say!" As she spoke, she came over and straddled Ding Haokun's arm, acting very proactively.

Stepping into the famous roast pig shop, Ding Haokun frowned, overwhelmed by the stench of decay. The proprietress, however, approached him warmly. "You three have come at the perfect time! There aren't any other customers yet. If you came in the evening, there might not have been any seats left!"

"Really? What a coincidence! I heard your roast pig is the most famous. Give me one." With a flick of his hand, a silver coin slid into the proprietress's heart, making her giggle.

"So handsome!" Yun Lei felt completely smitten, as if she had no bones, leaning against him. Being a fangirl has its advantages; it maximizes emotional value.

As he pulled her down to sit, he glanced towards the kitchen. "Can you smell it? There's a stench of decay here. It doesn't smell like livestock, it smells more like human."

"No way, really?" Yun Lei seemed a little scared and shrank into Ding Haokun's arms.

This made Jiang Bao even more annoyed. "Don't lie to me! You're just trying to scare my junior sister so you can take advantage of her!"

Before Ding Haokun could even speak, Yun Lei blurted out, "I'm willing, what's it to you!"

A person dressed in a theatrical costume, with an oily face, appeared in front of the three people in a few flashes, as if by magic.

"Ugh, this is so greasy. Why don't you go wash your face first, young man?" Yun Lei's words were like they were laced with poison.

"What, you're not going to pretend anymore? At least bring out the roast pig you used to deceive us, so we can have a spectacle of cannibalism first, after all, we've already been paid!"

Suddenly, Zhu Ganglie opened his mouth wide, revealing sharp fangs, and lunged at Ding Haokun.

With a "smack," Zhu Ganglie was sent flying. Immediately afterward, the Giant God Weapon appeared in his hand, and he chased after him in a flash.

"I'll teach you to act tough with me, I'll teach you to bite me, I'll teach you to be greasy-faced, I'll teach you to sell roasted people!"

The giant warrior smashed down over a hundred times. If it were an ordinary monster, it would have been crushed to death. But Zhu Ganglie actually took advantage of the intervals in the attack to escape, grabbed the nine-foot rake from the wall, and swung it fiercely, bringing a terrifying gust of wind with it!

Ding Haokun wasn't afraid at all. He wielded the terrifyingly heavy Colossus and went straight for the head-on collision!

With a loud "bang," three teeth of the nine-foot rake were broken off, and the entire house of the famous roast pig exploded. The illusion set up by Zhu Ganglie disappeared, and the corpse inside the roast pig's body was exposed, which made Yun Lei scream in fright.

Zhu Ganglie tried to escape, but Ding Haokun gave chase. The two exchanged over a hundred blows. The Nine-Toothed Rake was all show and no substance; it wasn't made by Laozi from the main world after all. It couldn't withstand the head-on collision with the giant weapon and had already bent and cracked!

"Who are you to dare act so presumptuously in our Buddhist kingdom? We, the Western Sect, will not let you get away with this!"

"Oh? So this is the Buddhist Kingdom. No wonder you're all imposters; you were just faking merit! In that case, you'll obediently become my food! Dragon Elephant Prison Suppressor, suppress it!"

The immense pressure pressed down on Zhu Ganglie, who immediately revealed his true form—a giant wild boar. He tried to break free from the suppressing force, but Ding Haokun had already arrived in front of him, swinging the giant weapon around and smashing it down.

He was struck hundreds of times in ten seconds, which awakened his intelligence, leaving him completely collapsed to the ground. As the black hole appeared and he sensed its terror, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but plead, "Don't kill me, give me a chance!"

Ding Haokun scoffed, "Don't joke around. Would you even give yourself a chance to be food? You should just be a mount, why did you have to come here and help me farm merit points? Who else would die if not you!"

He completely devoured him, and his cells were reactivated. Two hundred cells were activated again, showing that he was much stronger than Sha Wujing!

This world is really great! I activated 6,500 cells as soon as I arrived. Awesome! It was worth the trip!