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Everyone's dead. Ah Ji laughed, "Damn, that was satisfying! What kind of crap is this 'Heavenly Crippled Leg'? Can it even withstand a Gatling gun? Daring to cause trouble at Haotian Building, they're asking for death. And this idiot, yelling and screaming, does he think we're a charity?"

Abu patted Aji on the shoulder and said, "Alright, let's go. The cops will be here soon. We made too much noise."

Luo Tianhong nodded. "Let's go. Don't take the Gatling gun back to Haotian Building yet, lest the cops cause trouble. Bury it in Saigon, and even if the cops want to find it, they won't be able to!"

The five nodded, jumped off the building, quickly got into a van, and disappeared.

Upon receiving the call, Ding Haokun couldn't help but curl his lip. "What era are we living in? Still playing the 'Heavenly Crippled Kick' trick? I'll just send you on your way."

Seeing that it was almost time, Ding Haokun got up, helped the aching Chen Le put on his clothes, and left the villa.

According to the location of the Gu worm, they soon arrived at a nightclub. Two customers came out of the door, arm in arm, swaying and making strange noises. They were obviously not just drunk, but most likely high on drugs.

Chen Le leaned against Ding Haokun as if he had no bones. "Brother Kun, the person is inside, what should we do?"

Ding Haokun leaned down and kissed Chen Le, his expression cold. "Let all your little darlings out, give them a good feast, leave none alive!"

"Great, they're all starving!" The black Gu worms flowed down her body like quicksand, slipped through the gaps in the car, and burrowed into the nightclub. Screams instantly erupted, one after another, making the nightclub a living hell!

One of the men who left the Donghai Gang today was in his office on the third floor, lecturing his underlings: "What the hell is Ding Haokun? An outsider who dares to act tough in Pineapple."

Does he even know how profitable Western medicine is? "You guys work hard for me, and in a year, I'll have enough money to recruit soldiers, take down the East Sea Gang, then wipe out the Three Alliance Gang, and pineapple will be our paradise!"

Ding Haokun, who was in the car, was speechless when he heard what he said. "Are you fucking high? Have you lost your mind? Do you really think the government in Fengli is an idiot and would let a gang that sells Western medicine have a monopoly?"

The screams outside startled them. When one of the henchmen opened the door, before he could even see what was happening, a swarm of black Gu worms pounced on him like locusts, devouring him completely, leaving not even bones behind!

The other henchmen were terrified and screamed in terror, but they were still attacked by the Gu worms and devoured clean!

Only the traitor suddenly roared, letting out a tiger's howl. Black energy appeared on his body, which blocked the attack of the Gu worms. He smashed through the window and jumped out.

As soon as he landed, the black energy on his body was almost completely devoured. Terrified, he screamed, "Tiger Lord, save me!" But there was no response. The worms started from his toes and began to devour him frantically, causing him to howl in pain.

Footsteps sounded, and Ding Haokun got out of the car at some point, put his arm around Chen Le and walked up to him, looking at him with disdain. "Idiot, gods have good and evil. From the moment you started selling Western medicine, those good gods stopped protecting you."

You fucking want to be possessed by a god? Do you know how much merit he'll lose if he helps you?

Chen Le deliberately slowed down the rate at which the Gu worms devoured him, preventing the idiot from dying immediately. He glared venomously at Ding Haokun, saying, "You broke your promise! I'll haunt you even as a ghost!"

"Hehe, I'm so scared, but you won't have a chance to become a ghost. Lele's Gu worm is very special; it will eat your soul too! I've never had any trust in people who sell Western medicine. Say goodbye to this world!"

The worms suddenly accelerated their devouring speed. Before the other party could speak, they were eaten without leaving even a trace! Three hours later, only one of the four traitors remained.

The two arrived in the suburbs of Taipei and saw a three-story building in the distance with lights shining out.

"Lele, I told you not everyone is a fool; there's always someone smart. But even smart people are a joke in the face of absolute power."

Just as they approached within about a hundred meters of the building, all the windows in the room were smashed instantly, gun barrels emerged, and the triggers were pulled at the two men's location.

A hail of bullets came flying towards the two men, but just like a famous scene from The Matrix, they all stopped and were deflected back by Ding Haokun's wave of his hand!

"Big brother, the people outside are monsters, they're impossible to kill!" One of the henchmen had barely shouted twice when he was hit by more than a dozen bullets that had bounced back, and he died on the spot!

The once confident leader was now sweating profusely. He had expected Ding Haokun to be strong, but he hadn't expected him to be so inhuman!

He gritted his teeth, a sinister look appearing on his face. "If you don't let me live, you won't live either!" He quickly ran upstairs, came to a black door, peeled off the talisman on it, and pushed the door open.

Without any hesitation, he drew a dagger, knelt before a dark and eerie child statue, and slashed his wrist. "Demon boy, I'm willing to offer my life. Please kill my enemy and avenge me!"

An eerie black light emanated from the statue, instantly enveloping the man. His body shrank and withered, eventually turning into a child's skeleton.

With a cracking sound, he walked out of the room step by step and stood opposite Ding Haokun.

"Oh my, this little thing is quite something. What's its name? Do you want a male or a female? If it's a female, Uncle can take you to see the goldfish!" At this moment, Ding Haokun was completely a lewd and greasy middle-aged man.

The once arrogant Demon Boy hesitated. This was not right. Shouldn't you be scared when you see me?

"Ah!" A shrill scream rang out, and the violent sound waves pulverized everything in their path, rushing towards Ding Haokun. A black hole appeared, directly absorbing the sound waves, leaving the Demon Boy's skeletal face with a bewildered expression.

"That's not enough! Is there anything else? If that's all, you might as well die!"

This thing took a few steps back, then turned and ran, its calves moving quite quickly. But a voice rang out behind it, "Suppress!" Immense pressure pressed down on it, forcing it to its knees, its bones cracking and fissures appearing.

"Why don't you stay in the mountains and instead come out here to show off? What's the point?"

The demon boy's mouth opened and closed repeatedly, emitting cries like a baby, as if begging for mercy. Chen Le's Gu worms enveloped him, and eerie gnawing sounds filled the air. It took half an hour for them to completely devour him.

"We're done for the day. Pineapple's side is really weak. Even Mazu won't come. They can only offer sacrifices to some weak ones. You, a little spirit, can call yourself a demon god? What a joke!"

No wonder there are so many cults and so many people worshipping evil gods; they're just not very effective!

Heavy footsteps sounded, and a burly man, over two meters tall, with tiger stripes on his body, emerged from the shadows. He was none other than Ding Haokun from before!

"Friend, you've come to Pineapple and wreaked havoc, even killing my followers. Isn't that going too far? You're not welcome here. Please leave immediately!"

Ding Haokun couldn't help but grin. "Do you think you're Zhao Gongming's Black Tiger? All tigers can be called Xuantan when they reach a certain age, but not all Xuantans are qualified to speak in front of me."

"Since you've done so much good, I'm in a good mood. Now get the hell out of here! If you try to be arrogant again, I'll slap you to death!"

This burly man was the first person to be killed, and the "Tiger Lord" he mentioned was a black tiger.

The other person's eyes flickered for a moment, then turned fierce. "Hmph, I'm not speaking for myself, but for all the gods worshipped by Pineapple. Your disturbance here is very displeasing to us. Please leave Pineapple immediately!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Ding Haokun appeared before him, arms around Chen Le, the three of them less than two meters apart. "What are you going to do if I don't leave?"

The look in that eyes, as if it were staring at a dead man, made Tiger shudder involuntarily. He forced himself to remain calm and gritted his teeth, saying, "Then all of us gods will besiege you!"

"Hahahaha, you're fucking hilarious. You know what? Pineapples don't have tigers. It's just that your belief came from the north."

And now you actually want to kick me, a student from Dongda University, out? Who gave you the guts? You even ganged up on me? Do they dare? Are they worthy? He raised his hand and slapped Tiger to the ground.

"Lele, let your little darling eat his two legs and help him remember where his hometown is. He's only a provincial ancestor, and he's already forgetting his roots! He's asking for death!"

With one foot planted on Tiger Lord, no matter how much he roared, or even revealed his true form and unleashed the power of faith and merit, he couldn't move. If it were the Fahai character card, he would still care about merit and forge a golden body of merit.

But now he is using the Dragon Elephant Suppressing Prison Technique, and he doesn't care about merit at all. Even if he becomes negative, the lightning tribulation will only help him refine his body and become stronger!

The worms swarmed out, frantically gnawing at Tiger Lord's two thighs, causing him to scream in agony. There were quite a few immortals nearby, and they seemed poised to attack.

"Hmph!" Ding Haokun sneered. "Anyone who dares to show their face today will die. I'll extinguish all your spiritual light. If you don't believe me, come out and try!"

Even if the physical body is destroyed, as long as the spiritual light remains, the person can be resurrected. However, if the spiritual light is extinguished, even if the person can be resurrected through the power of faith and bear the same name, they will no longer be the same person!

The gods who had been making their move just moments before all slowly retreated into the darkness, and no one dared to show their faces again!

"Indeed, those who know when to yield are the wise ones. You are all wise ones, unlike this silly cat, which dares to provoke me. Has it been swayed by the incense smoke?"

Tiger was pinned to the ground, barely able to move—it was incredibly humiliating. But he hated his colleagues even more: "You all agreed to attack together, but I'm the only one getting beaten up!"

After the Gu worms finished eating and returned to Chen Duo's body, her aura visibly increased significantly. This is the terrifying aspect of the Gu-body Saint Child; they complement each other. Whether the mother body or the Gu worms become stronger, it will also make the other side stronger.

The reason why the Gu-body Saint Child died was that his body could not keep up with the speed at which the Gu worms grew stronger. The original Gu was like cancer cells, which began to kill the host.

With the body-refining techniques and the blessing of the Longevity Spring, Chen Le's progress is very fast. On the contrary, the Gu worms are weaker. But after eating so many people today, plus the two legs of a god, the Gu worms have a burst of power, which has also made Chen Le stronger!

Releasing his suppressive force, Ding Haokun squatted down and patted Tiger's big head. "Be smarter next time, don't let yourself be used as a pawn. This is your only chance to come to the temple to burn incense; next time, our bureau will have you pardoned!"

Tiger let out a soft whimper, then transformed into a gust of black wind and vanished!

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