Hong Kong variety show: I, Big Guy, didn't cheat!

The six were invincible. Fish Head Brand and Da Pu Black's henchmen were also crippled, their fates unknown. Dongguan Boy was struck by Luo Tianhong's sword, which pierced his shoulder blade. With a flick of the blade, a large chunk of flesh was torn away from him.

That idiot Airplane got hit in the head five times in a row by Abu's crutches and fell to the ground on the spot. If Fish Head hadn't pulled him away in time, Airplane would have been dead.

With all his generals dead, He Liansheng made a decisive retreat. The five men scattered to hunt down the remaining enemies, while Ding Haokun carried his ghost-head saber and walked back. There was no longer any need for him to lift a finger here.

Just then, the sound of an engine rang out, and a Mazda, like a wild beast, crashed directly into Ding Haokun. The person inside the car was a fish-head brand, with a crazed expression on his face.

Ding Haokun dodged the car's impact with a turn, then unleashed a powerful punch from a lunge stance, his waist and stance perfectly coordinated, his fist, as big as a casserole dish, slamming into the car's B-pillar.

With a loud "boom," like an explosive, all the glass on the Mazda shattered, and a large dent appeared where the fist hit. Luckily, the Hong Kong car was right-hand drive, otherwise the Mazda's logo would have been destroyed.

Even so, he wasn't much better off. The car crashed into the shop wall, his body was riddled with shards of glass, his head was covered in blood, and he was unconscious.

"Damn it, you old bastard, you can't take a joke, you resort to sneak attacks, and you even tried to run me over, huh? Today I'll play with you properly!" Ding Haokun walked up to the car, grabbed the door with his big hand, and pulled hard, tearing the door off.

He pulled the unconscious Fish Head out of the room, grabbed his head with his large hand, and dragged his legs on the ground as he walked towards Liang Kun.

This display of power even frightened Liang Kun.

"Brother Kun, are you any good with this guy? If he's no good, I'll kill him and ask you to take a look at the human scorpion."

"What is a human scorpion?" Sha Qiang asked curiously.

"Haven't you ever had lamb spine hot pot? Lamb spine is the same as human scorpion!" Ding Haokun said naturally.

Let alone Liang Kun and Sha Qiang, even the rough-around-the-edges Madman, who has killed many people, turned pale. This guy is a monster!

"Don't kill him, don't kill him! He's still useful. After all, he's a branch leader of Wo Luen Shing. Someone will definitely come to ransom him. Just give him to me."

"I can give him to you, but Kun, how much do you think he's worth?"

"Five hundred thousand, I'll give you five hundred thousand, along with the money from those you took down, okay?"

"Alright, that's settled then. You can keep him safe. I'm sleepy, going home to sleep. Hey, you five, are you crazy? Keep going on and on so late at night. The neighbors need to sleep too, you know. I'm off, going to get some late-night snacks."

Gao Jin and his five companions had a great time killing, and returned with smiles on their faces. The six of them got into the van and sped away!

"Brother Kun, Hung Hing has such talent! How come we didn't discover it before? If we had known, we wouldn't have bothered with the horse-riding today. It was a waste of money. With them, we would have been fine!" Madman said bluntly.

Liang Kun couldn't help but click his tongue. "How the hell was I supposed to know they were this fierce? I've lost out this time. One mule is worth five hundred dollars, ten are worth five thousand, a hundred are worth fifty thousand. I'll have to give away a hundred thousand just for these mules."

And those who got knocked out and the Wo Luen Shing Red Sticks, I'll give them 400,000, plus the 500,000 for the fish head, that's a million for each opening!

Sha Qiang chuckled, "Sure, after this battle, who in all of Hong Kong doesn't know your name, Brother Kun? We still have the Fish Head brand, don't we? He's a drug dealer just like us, he definitely has money. Even if he doesn't, Wo Shing will definitely pay!"

"You're right, when the hell did you become so smart?" He glanced at the fish head on the ground, its life hanging in the balance. "Then what are we waiting for? Get it to the hospital right now! If it dies, you'd better pay me back!"

In a village house in Saigon, the six men picked up their beers, clinked glasses, and downed them in one gulp. "Damn, that was awesome! Drinking after a movie is so satisfying. Now we've made a name for ourselves in the underworld, right?" Little Blue Hair Luo Tianhong said happily.

"Idiot! What do you need fame for? You need money! Isn't the whole point of this life to make money? With money, you can buy anything, you know? I made a million this time. When Handsome Kun brings the money over, I'll go and modify three bread trucks. I have a use for them."

"Big brother, who are you going to hit? Let me go. I didn't get any fun this time!" Little blond-haired Ah Ji had a cocky, cool, and arrogant expression on his face.

"Nonsense, what are you talking about? I'm doing this for money. A van, equipped with barbed wire, not only bulletproof and crashproof, but also able to stop police chases. I'll sell it to those people who come here for a big meal. Two hundred thousand a van isn't expensive, is it?"

All five of them were dumbfounded. "Holy crap, this is possible? Buying a used car and modifying it, getting everything done from Da Sha for less than 50,000 yuan, and then reselling it for 200,000 yuan?"

"Otherwise, I wouldn't sell if the profit margin wasn't high!"

An hour later, after they were all quite drunk, Ding Haokun returned to his butcher shop. As soon as he opened the door, he heard a slurping sound. When he got to the second floor, he saw that Little Stutterer had already woken up and was eating!

"No, no, don't look at it. Your house isn't very big, but it's quite well-equipped. How about I stay and take care of you?"

"Come on, using public vehicles for personal purposes is unacceptable. Besides, your older brother is Fei Hong. If he comes looking for me, I'm afraid I'll beat him to death!"

Actually, I really dislike it. It's too much trouble for the little stutterer to speak. Even during sex, his voice is intermittent, which greatly affects the experience. It's okay to experience it occasionally, but I can't stand it for long!

"Hmph, hmph, that's you, no, you don't know, I, my goodness!" The little stutterer was rejected, finished her noodles, and slammed the bowl down on the table.

"Finished eating? Since you ate my food, you expect me to skip the details? Come on, baby!"

The little stutterer let out a scream and tried to run away, but the house was only so big, where could she run to? She was caught. (500,000 words omitted) Then it became completely quiet.

The next morning, Ding Haokun was already downstairs chopping meat when she woke up. She felt like her body was falling apart and she had difficulty walking.

Remembering her rejection last night, she struggled to put on her clothes and went downstairs to leave.

"Where's my...my...meat?"

"It's already sold, but I'm not unreasonable. Here's a thousand yuan, take it, considering your good behavior yesterday. If you ever need somewhere to go again, you can come find me, but it'll only be five hundred yuan!"

"You bastard!" Little Stutterer grabbed the big golden bull, stuffed it into the baby shield, and left with his legs bent like bow legs, vowing in his heart that he would never come again!

"Boss, the money's here." Little Blue Hair Luo Tianhong was carrying a black travel bag.

"How much is it in total?"

"One million! Brother Kun is still a man of his word; he didn't rip us off. His henchman, Silly Qiang, said that Brother Kun admires us and wants us to work for him. What do you think, boss?"

Ding Haokun curled his lip and said, "He's dreaming. How much can you earn in a month if you follow him? After yesterday's battle, our brothers are definitely famous. Our appearance fees will be much higher from now on. Why should we lower ourselves to others?"

Besides, that bastard Liang Kun is a drug addict, making money off women who can't even afford to have sons. You still want to associate with him?

"Never mind, I don't care, as long as there's a fight to fight!"

"I'll put the money with you first for your investment. You'll get your money back in two days. Each person will get 300,000, which is double the initial investment."

"Okay, Brother, we'll be going now. We need to go back and practice martial arts. That punch you threw yesterday was really cool! It sent a car weighing over a ton flying! So awesome!"

Ding Haokun's lips curled up slightly, revealing the air of Uncle Da from King of Destruction, pretending to be a master. "Human potential is limitless. If you train hard, you can do it too!"

After sending the person away, with a wave of his hand, the money in the travel bag disappeared and rushed into the system, allowing him to purchase another batch of head, hoof, and offal, which would arrive in about ten days, yielding a profit of more than five times!

"Hey big guy, you really are huge. Interested in hanging out with me?"

"Huh? Who's talking?" Ding Haokun turned around, feigning confusion.

"What the hell do you mean? This is how you treat my brother when he's talking to you?"

He looked down, a look of sudden realization on his face. "So it's Brother B from Causeway Bay, and your son Chan Ho-nam, along with his four henchmen! Why aren't you holed up in your crappy bar in Causeway Bay? What are you doing in Sai Kung? Do you like the smell of cow dung here?"

"I work from 8 a.m., how dare you talk to my brother like that!" Chan Ho-nam looked like a mad dog.

"You motherfucker, just talk properly! Are you all short because of me? If you keep bastarding, I'll punch you to death!"

Chan Ho-nam was about to explode when Boss B stopped him, saying, "Big Kun, I know you're good at fighting, and you have a bunch of experts under your command. It's a waste for you to stay here. Why don't you join me? I'll guarantee you a life of luxury."

"Damn it!" Ding Haokun sneered. "Following you, living the high life? You're just kidding. Everyone in the underworld knows you favor your godson Chen Haonan, and none of your underlings have a chance to rise to the top!"

Every time there's a meeting at the main hall to collect fees, it's because Causeway Bay is so poor, on par with Kwun Tong and Chai Wan, yet they expect me to live a life of luxury. I'd be better off starving.

As he spoke, he walked out of the shop, lit a mosquito coil, inhaled half of it in one gulp, and blew the thick smoke towards the group!

"I work from 8 am, you think you're so tough? I'll fucking kill you today!" Chan Ho-nam yelled again.

With a "thud," Ding Haokun suddenly raised his foot and kicked him in the chest with a foot that was over fifty yards long, deliberately slowing down to give him a chance to defend.

Chan Ho-nam put his hands up to his chest in defense, but he was still kicked away, knocking over the leather jacket and rubber jacket. He himself flew five or six meters and rolled on the ground like a gourd!

Chicken and Da Tian Er were about to make their move when Ding Haokun's voice rang out, "I advise you not to, or I won't hesitate to kill you. This is the Saigon Market, under my protection. After I kill you, plenty of people will help me cover up the crime!"

Hey B, everyone knows what level you're at. You're just Mr. Jiang's dog. You're not even close to being a big shot in front of me. I made a million in one night. My brothers split 150,000 each, and I kept 250,000 for myself.

And look at these idiots under you, wearing leather jackets in this sweltering heat, they're practically rotting away. How much do they make a month? Ten thousand a month or so, and they expect me to be their cannon fodder? Do they think I'm some kind of moron?

He took the blame for you, and you wouldn't even spare a decent lawyer, letting him get a seven-year sentence. Have you even visited him? Have any of you bastards gone to Stanley to see him?

You talk a big game about loyalty, but you're the most ungrateful bastards around. Get the hell out of here, or I'll kill you right now!