Stop crying, I'll give it to you, okay?

Inn.

Finally catching up with its host, the little dumpling collapsed onto the dining table, panting as it looked at its host who was eating peanuts. "Host," it asked, "why did you suddenly run away?"

Along the way, it reviewed what had happened last night. It saw Xiao Wuli standing by the host's bedside for most of the day, then squatting down and getting close to the host. But when they were still two fists apart, Xiao Wuli stopped as expected and bounced away as if he were on a spring.

In the very end, Xiao Wuli did reach out his hand, but he only pinched the host's index finger briefly before skipping back to his room like a pure-hearted puppy.

Not Too Late: [What do you know!]

Yi Liaorong, who is 189 cm tall, stopped eating peanuts at a young age.

Does he look like a madman? He seems to be constantly on the run, often in the middle of the night.

It's not like he hasn't read "Rebellion Against the Heavens".

Although he skipped the scenes of Xiao Wuli and Chi Buwan kissing in the original text, he read the other scenes very carefully!

Who is Xiao Wuli?

He will endure and restrain himself until he has enough ability and strength to retaliate against a grudge. When he is fully confident, he will retaliate fiercely and severely.

He knew how incredible Xiao Wuli's patience was when he read the book; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him the number one ninja in China.

Xiao Wuli, who deserves such a title, dared to break into his room in the middle of the night and pinch his fingers today; tomorrow he would dare to go to his bed and play with his penis!

337 scratched his head.

He ignored it and continued eating peanuts, listening intently to the gossip around him.

"The abyss in the forest has eaten people again."

"Who did they eat?"

"The Zhang family of Zhou Kingdom had an extraordinary birth, with a thousand birds paying tribute. The youngest son was eventually taken away by the Beast Taming Sect. It is said that he did something wrong, was expelled from the Beast Taming Sect, and ultimately lost three legs and all his spiritual power."

"What was he doing in the secret forest realm without his spiritual power?"

"Don't you know? Go find a divine healer! Have you forgotten that woman who was eaten by a python on the street and dragged back to the secret forest two hundred years ago? Not only did she not die, she also became a Golden Core cultivator!"

He nodded, not long after.

That's the old man with superb medical skills, Xiao Wuli's golden finger.

"...Do you know about the Skin-Whitening Cream? Ten years ago, that kid from the east with a face full of birthmarks accidentally wandered into a secret forest and luckily found this miraculous medicine. He only used a tiny bit and his entire face was healed. I heard that it was eventually bought by a nobleman at a high price, and now he's been made a prince in the capital!"

"There's something good here too!"

Is it too late?:........

"Does Xiao Wuli really have to learn how to refine pills?" Chi Buwan asked with a serious expression.

337 nodded, watching the red dot on the screen getting closer and closer to its host, and said, "This is a cheat code that Xiao Wuli absolutely cannot lose."

Is it too late?

This cheat-like ability definitely accounts for a third of the book's overall enjoyment in the later stages.

After learning medicine from the old man, Xiao Wuli produced miraculous medicines with his first move, which made many people lose face and made him shout with joy. If he hadn't seen that comment that was too popular and made public, he could have enjoyed it for even longer.

—"Let's reveal the real reason why Xiao Wuli, the king of arrogance, has mastered the golden finger of medical skills at this moment: Buwan's baby has cracked skin and has been angry for several days and won't let anyone touch her."

Is it too late?

What is the real reason why Xiao Wuli has mastered medical skills? It's because he's cracked at the last minute. Did these people even read the novel carefully?

Xiao Wuli learned to refine elixirs because his immune-to-all-poisons constitution made him realize the deadly power of poisons that can kill invisibly!

Seriously... Chi Buwan in the original book was way too spoiled!

You can get angry for days if you cut your finger, but with a touch of magic, the wound will heal instantly.

[What's wrong, host?] 337 asked, puzzled.

After a moment of realization, she muttered another complaint before saying, "It's nothing."

Suddenly, a mechanical voice from the system echoed in my mind.

Unfortunately, the mission failed, and points were reduced by 2.

Is it too late?

337 nodded as expected.

Xiao Wuli still killed Yingri.

It said, "How could Xiao Wuli, who lays hands on his host, possibly stay and be used?"

Looking at the score, which had reverted to 666, a bewildered Chi Buwan's question mark above his head grew even larger.

337 embellished the story and then waited quietly for the host's reaction.

Not too late: [Oh.]

[Oh?] 337 was shocked by the host's reaction, and then shouted, [Why did you just say "oh" when Xiao Wuli made you lose points, but yell at me when I lose points?]

It's not too late to yell even louder: "Give me back 127 of your 129 points, and I'll apologize."

The sound of 337 abruptly stopped.

【Oh. 】

Noticing a gaze upon him, Chi Buwan ignored it and continued munching on peanuts. As he munched, he realized something was amiss.

Why is that gaze growing increasingly terrifying, increasingly burning, and increasingly familiar? Could it be...?

Chi Buwan slowly raised her head, following the burning gaze she had received, and looked over, her eyes landing on the demonic mark between the man's eyebrows.

It's not too late.

Demon Lord.

He calmly withdrew his gaze and stuffed the last peanut in the bowl into his mouth.

They were only thinking about avoiding Xiao Wuli, forgetting that there was a madman in this world.

The gates of memory were opened, and the image of him cutting the Demon Lord's face during the sect conference flashed vividly before his eyes.

The demon hadn't bled for thousands of years, but at that moment, his eyes were bloodshot with rage, and he looked like he wanted to kill him.

As Chi Buwan calmly stood up, a large hand pressed down on his shoulder, forcing him back into place.

Is it too late? ......

He turned his head slightly to look at the Demon Lord sitting beside him.

337, with a serious expression, says, "Host, what should we do?"

Chi Buwan remained calm: "Don't panic. If something happens, just die."

337:.......

The Demon Lord suddenly stretched out his hand, and Chi Buwan's pupils trembled slightly.

!

No way?

Are you trying to kill him right away?

The next second, Canglong Yuan's finger swept across his face, and instantly, his 189cm height disappeared.

Is it too late?:.........................

"It's so ugly, I don't like that face."

Where's his knife?

The Left Protector only hesitated for a moment before recognizing the person before him—the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, Jade Immortal Venerable.

That day, after the Demon Lord returned to the Demon Palace from the cultivation world, he immediately summoned him to retrieve the memory stone he hadn't yet viewed. He then placed it in the main hall and played it back to him daily, muttering something like, "She's not just the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, she's clearly the most beautiful woman in the Four Seas and Eight Desolations."

The others in the inn had already been drawn to the commotion, and once they saw that Chi Buwan had returned to his original appearance, they all fell silent.

The person sitting in the chair was dressed in a white moon-shaped robe, with his dark hair tied up with only a white jade hairpin. The hanging dark hair made his neck look fair and slender. His peach blossom eyes were slightly upturned, with watery light, but his pupils were extremely cold and clear when he looked at people, like a celestial god who could be seen from afar.

Chi Buwan raised his eyes to look at Cang Longyuan, who was staring straight at him, and frowned.

I'm just not compatible with this devil.

337, too nervous to even fart: ?

Is this the time to talk about this kind of thing?

The little dumpling glanced at its host's face, then asked cooperatively, "[How so?]"

Not Too Late: [Nothing good ever happens when we meet.]

This time, his height of 189 cm only lasted for one hour!