Stop crying, I'll give it to you, okay?

Chi Buwan flew to Bailu Peak on his sword and saw Xie Hanfeng, who was bent over and looking for something. Chi Buwan went up to him and slapped him on the butt twice.

"Who is it! Daring to pat my butt..." Xie Hanfeng cursed as he straightened up, turned around, and before he could finish speaking, he saw the person standing behind him. He paused, then asked in confusion, "What are you doing here? Did Su Ling Shuang break through?"

He nodded slowly, sat down at the stone table and chairs under the pavilion, poured himself a cup of tea, and calmed his nerves.

Xie Hanfeng: "Have you seen Xiao Wuli? He was looking for you just now."

He paused for a moment, then after a couple of breaths, finally asked, "When did my turn come?"

Xie Hanfeng: "Two hours ago."

Upon hearing this, Chi Buwan lowered his eyes and began to calculate the time.

It takes five minutes to fly back to Xuejiang Peak from Bailu Peak on a sword. If Xiao Wuli came to find him two hours ago, then Xiao Wuli must have already hidden himself in the back mountain while the divine beast Xuanqi was still there.

Chi Buwan caught her breath and quickly asked, "Did he tell you why he wanted to see me?"

Xie Hanfeng briefly recounted what had happened two hours earlier: "...Xiao Wuli left in a hurry and didn't give me any sweet fruit. He usually leaves things here, and that's why I was looking for them just now."

Is it too late?.........

Xie Hanfeng put his hand on his shoulder and said, "Brother, what's wrong? Why are you so flustered? Are you being chased by some wolves or tigers?"

It wasn't wolves and tigers chasing him; it was him chasing his future wife and children.

"It's nothing."

Chi Buwan took a light breath, calmed down a bit, turned to look in the direction of Xuejiang Peak, and remained silent for two seconds.

Could it be that he's being too sensitive?

Xiao Wuli's scent was actually quite common, a soapy fragrance with a hint of sunshine, the kind of scent you get after hand-washing and drying clothes. And then there was the burning gaze he felt; he received that kind of gaze whenever he casually strolled around the Lingxiao Sect.

...However, on Xuejiang Peak, only Xiao Wuli washed his own clothes by hand, and at that time, apart from him and Su Ling Shuang, there wasn't a single ant in the back mountain. Moreover, the only one who could keep his aura from being detected by someone at the Dao Integration stage was the old god in Xiao Wuli's ring.

Is it too late?

What about 337? Why did it fail at such a crucial moment?

[337! System! Dumpling!]

He raised his voice and shouted several times, and finally, a faint electrical sound came from his mind.

[Host...run...there's a ghost!]

Is it too late?............

It reminded itself that he and Xiao Wuli had helped each other their entire lives!

Clinging to a last glimmer of hope, he spoke: "Show me the view of the mountain behind me after I left."

337 was still in shock when its claws tapped the screen.

Chi Buwan stared intently at the screen.

It's probably true that he was mistaken...

Before he could even finish his sentence, a stunningly handsome, tall man appeared on the screen next to the stone table and chairs where he had just been sitting.

It's not too late.

Dude, can't you wait even a second? Just give him a second more of hope!

A minute later, Xiao Wuli picked up his water glass and turned to leave.

Not Too Late: [Show me Xiao Wuli took my water cup...]

Before he could finish speaking, the professional little dumpling had already moved the screen, stopping precisely on the scene of Xiao Wuli finishing the remaining tea from the rim of the cup he had just drunk from.

Is it too late?............

Can't these explosive things happen one at a time? Does he seem like someone with a high tolerance for stress?

337 had recovered and breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this. [So that's all there was to it.]

Just now, Xiao Wuli was gloomy and sickly, obsessive and cold, exuding a dangerous aura, as if he would lock his host in a dark room at any moment.

It suddenly appeared sinister, looking as if it had turned to the dark side, making it forget that Xiao Wuli was just an innocent little dog that even its host dared not touch.

"What else do you want?" Chi Buwan's face darkened.

Even though something as terrifying as kissing a man was about to happen, Little Dumpling still thought it was a small matter.

What?! Because it's not the one who kisses a man?

"Damn it!" Xie Hanfeng suddenly exclaimed.

Chi Buwan turned his head and saw Xie Hanfeng with two blades of grass stuck in his hair.

"There really aren't any sweet fruits today."

Is it too late?:...........

Has anyone considered whether he will be able to have a wife and children in the future?

It's better to rely on yourself than on others; in critical moments, you can only rely on yourself.

Not too late: "Xie Hanfeng."

Xie Hanfeng turned around: "What's wrong?"

Chi Buwan got up and summoned his sword, preparing to return to Xuejiang Peak to pack his things: "Brother, go out and avoid me for a while, don't worry about me."

Xie Hanfeng asked in confusion, "Where are you going?"

Too late or not: "Dreams and distant places".

To save myself from the life of a straight man who's destined to rely on men for support if I don't run away now.

"I'll go with you!" Xie Hanfeng said.

Chi Buwan had already embarked on his journey to Changsui, saying, "You stay here and guard the home. I'll take you back to live the carefree life of a protagonist in a fantasy novel."

Once they complete their mission and return home, he can use his magic to swagger around in his own world for the rest of his life, guaranteeing even more fun than the overpowered protagonists in the books.

Xie Hanfeng: "Alright, alright, just be careful on the road!"

He nodded without delay and rode his sword back to the peak.

.

Snow-capped peak.

The sleeping quarters.

They quickly packed their things, not daring to waste a single second.

[Host, where are we going? Aren't we going to do the mission?] Question 337.

He said, "I'll wait until the 800 points arrive before doing anything for free."

337 felt guilty and poked his hand.

Suddenly a sound came from the doorway. Chi Buwan paused slightly as he was packing his things. He turned around and saw a tall, imposing figure standing in the doorway, blocking most of it.

Backlit, his eyebrows and eyes were obscured, his profile was hidden in the shadows, his jawline was sharp, and his broad shoulders and narrow waist were outlined more clearly. He looked like a lonely ghost emerging from the darkness, gloomy and somber.

Chi Buwan's heart skipped a beat, and the scream of 337 echoed in her mind.

【Aaaaaah!! That's it! A ghost!!!】

"Master..."

A pitiful voice, seemingly from a different, oppressive figure, slowly rang out. Only then did Chi Buwan remember to breathe. He took a deep breath, took a small step to the right, and as light fell into the room, he could see Xiao Wuli's brows furrowed slightly upwards.

"What's wrong?" Chi Buwan asked calmly.

Xiao Wuli's gaze fell on the brocade robe in his hand, his breathing softened, and he asked, "Master, are you going out?"

Chi Buwan nodded and said, "I'm just going out for a walk. I'll be back in a couple of days."

Xiao Wuli looked at his face, "May I come along?"

Chi Buwan said, "The spiritual energy in Lingxiao Sect is abundant. You will progress faster in your cultivation here. I will be back in a couple of days. There is no need for you to come with me."

Xiao Wuli lowered his head, still holding the broom he used to sweep the fallen leaves at the door.

It's... kind of pitiful.

Such a thought only flashed through Chi Buwan's mind for a second before disappearing.

He is somewhat pitiful, but right now he is the most pitiful one.

Who is more pitiful than him now?

A straight man, expecting to kiss another man and then support him for life...

How could he forget something so important!

The original book contains even more descriptions of the two kissing!

Kissing in bed, kissing on a chair, kissing on a table, kissing in a tree, kissing on the street, kissing during the day, kissing at night, kissing while lying down, kissing while hugging...

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

What's he thinking?!

I only remember helping each other with men, but I forgot that two men can kiss!

That's ridiculous!

So, besides kissing and helping each other, what else can two men do?

I racked my brains trying to think of something, and only felt relieved when I couldn't come up with anything.

Stop causing him any more messy things. He's just a strong, handsome, and awesome straight man who wants to be a quiet, low-key, and awesome king!

"Disciple...will obediently wait for Master to return at Lingxiao Sect." Xiao Wuli's voice was deep and hoarse.

"Okay." Chi Buwan nodded, looking at his pitiful and obedient appearance, and added, "If you encounter anything that Yun Dan can't handle during your cultivation, go to Bailu Peak to find the sect leader."

Xiao Wuli nodded.

How sweet! If only I hadn't had a crush on him, and if only I hadn't drunk the rest of the tea from the rim of his cup.

Xiao Wuli withdrew, but did not leave the place. Instead, he stayed in front of the sleeping quarters to sweep up the fallen leaves.

Chi Buwan packed her things quietly, afraid that people outside would hear that she was in a hurry to escape.