Surviving the Maze of National Destiny: Hints from the Chinese Characters I Understand

The voice was deep and powerful, and a lightning bolt mixed with a hurricane instantly condensed and spread on Kabu's back, gradually extending into the shape of wings.

"Hahahaha! The toad did a push-up and flipped over just like that. Yay!" Kabu put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly, the fat on his belly jiggling with each laugh.

Lin Mo covered his eyes to shield them from the dazzling lightning. "It's too bright, too bright! These Wind and Thunder Wings are simply amazing! Kabu has stood up!"

"Bang bang bang..." A powerful thunderstorm accompanied by howling hurricanes, and a pair of cool wings filled with wind and thunder elements were beginning to take shape, making Kabu even more smug.

"Kabu, quickly fold your wings, fold them up, or some guy surnamed Han might come and snatch them." Lin Mo joked.

The next moment, Lin Mo and Kabu, who were both very happy, were dumbfounded at the same time, because the Wind and Thunder Wings... had shrunk.

The wind and thunder wings, originally 7 or 8 meters long, began to rapidly condense and shrink, eventually becoming only about half a meter long.

Kabu: "Huh???"

Lin Mo: "Holy crap! These tiny wings can make an 800-pound toad fly?"

"Get up!" Kabu's face turned red, and a storm surged behind him. Then his little wings flapped wildly, like the wings of a bee, at an extremely high frequency.

Lin Mo instantly understood that this thing increased its power by increasing the fan frequency.

Kabu gradually lifted his feet off the ground, his intelligence once again taking over.

It really took flight, and at an extremely high speed, it flew to the other side of the ice field in the blink of an eye, and then circled around the 200 million square meter ice field.

"Kajigoo! (Haha, I'm in heaven, feeling great!)"

When Lin Mo's live stream audience saw Kabu take off, they cheered with joy. The people of China felt proud and as if they themselves were flying.

[Chinese netizens: Wow, Kabu, you've actually gone to heaven!]

[Chinese netizens: What about aerodynamics? Hahaha, how can such tiny wings make an 800-pound toad fly so fast?]

[A netizen from Battania: Kabu seems to be the first flying battle pet on Earth, that's impressive.]

[A netizen from Russia commented: "I can't imagine the psychological trauma a power-type battle pet like Kabu would suffer if it flew over and slapped someone."]

[A Chinese netizen commented: Kabu is almost level 20, I'm so looking forward to its third talent!]

Lin Mo glanced at the attributes of the Wind and Thunder Wings and nodded in satisfaction.

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Perfect Wind and Thunder Wings

Basic attribute: Movement speed +300%

Trait: The strictest father to dungeon monsters (increases damage against dungeon monsters by 50%)

…………

Sure, sure! The special effect is the same as my Perfect Calamity Blade, and the base attribute has become a speed bonus, which makes perfect sense.

Lin Mo smiled contentedly at Kabu in the sky like an old father hoping his son would become a dragon, but Kabu's sly, smirking expression made Lin Mo feel that something was very wrong.

The next second, Lin Mo felt his feet sink into the ground. He was being lifted up upside down by Kabu, who then shoved a gooey lump of stuff into Lin Mo's mouth. "Crunch! (Open your mouth, be good!)"

Lin Mo: "??? Holy crap! You have no sportsmanship, you... Ugh! Ugh!"

The texture was incredibly sticky, fishy and foul-smelling, and it was impossible to chew. The semi-solid foreign object swirled around in his mouth, and Lin Mo spat it out.

But Kabu wouldn't allow it; its large, fat paw forcefully pushed the ant eggs (feces) back in. "Crunch! (It's normal that it tastes bad! Don't waste food, I dug for ages!)"

Lin Mo struggled desperately, his body suddenly bursting with violent power, but he was pinned down by Kabu the next second. Lin Mo was dumbfounded: Where did such a big, stupid strength come from?

"Do you still want to eat potatoes in the future?" Lin Mo asked, his eyes filled with tears and his mouth full of excrement, his words muffled and unclear.

"Chirp! (Thinking!)" Kabu thought for a moment and decided that potatoes were more important, so he only let Lin Mo eat two pieces before putting Lin Mo down.

"Tui! Tui! Tui!" Lin Mo frantically vomited up filth. "What did you give me to eat?"

"Chirp! (Ant eggs! You said you'd eat ant eggs while I take off!)" Kabu said righteously, hands on his hips.

"These are definitely not ant eggs. I've eaten them and I don't know that?" Lin Mo roared in fury.

"Kakiwa! (What else could it be but an ant egg that you pulled out of an ant's butt?)" Kabu was unforgiving. What's there to be afraid of when you're in the right?

Lin Mo's pupils dilated in shock, and he kicked out. "Is it even possible to find shit in an ant's ass?"

"Kaji? (Really?)" Kabu bit his finger and began to think seriously. It seemed like it might actually be true.

Then, Lin Mo, wielding the Blade of Calamity, gave chase. "I'm going to kill you, you idiot!"

Kabu flapped its little wings and made a quick getaway. "Kakiwa! (Help! Kill the toad! Kill the toad!)"

[Chinese netizens: Hahaha, that's hilarious! The only one who could make Brother Lin eat shit is Kabu.]

[A netizen from China commented: "Retribution may be late, but it has arrived. How did Brother Lin manage to trick the entire nation into eating ant eggs back then?"]

[A Pakistani netizen commented: Wow, even toads can fly now, while Inoue is still lying on the ground getting trampled on.]

[Chinese netizens: ??? What did I miss?]

[A netizen from Pakistan: You guys don't know? Inoue has been tortured for 1 hour and 31 minutes, but that monitor lizard seems unsatisfied. Now Inoue is starting to convulse. If this continues, someone will really die.]

[A netizen from Russia: Holy crap, if the speculation about the arrival of giant lizards from Earth is correct, doesn't that mean these ferocious and monstrous giant lizards are about to descend upon the Land of the Rising Sun?]

[A Pakistani netizen: Didn't get a seat! (doge emoji)]

[A netizen from India: Ah, why doesn't this kind of lizard come to India? We're not afraid! What a pity.]

Lin Mo was unaware of the crisis facing the Rising Sun Kingdom. At this moment, he stopped chasing Kabu, as he couldn't catch up at all. If Kabu weren't his battle pet, he would have loved to unleash his Moonlit Slash to strike it.

The interactive mini-game of eating poop with your battle pet is very fun. Kabu's affection level increases by 2. Current affection level: 106 (56% overall increase)

Lin Mo: ? ? ? That's a bit insulting.

Lin Mo rinsed his mouth with honey water while looking at the four passages around him. The leveling up still had to continue. Kabu, that silly guy, had to awaken his third talent as soon as possible, and he himself could awaken the bloodline of all races once he reached level 20.

Level 20 is a significant turning point.

[You are about to enter a vast Gobi Desert, covering 1 million square meters. It is inhabited by 20 fierce and ruthless Mara Gobi beasts. On this desert, you can find 5 high-quality ant eggs (each weighing 100 jin), 5 fire elements, and 2000 ml of water.]

"Ugh!" Lin Mo felt nauseous immediately upon seeing the ant eggs.

"Kaji? (Lin Mo, what's wrong?)" Kabu was about to step forward to check on him.

"Don't come any closer!" Lin Mo roared.

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