The pretty little follower gets targeted by the crazy guys at the elite academy

Li Ruo sat by the window in the cafeteria. The braised pork on her plate was almost gone, with only a half-eaten piece of grilled beef rib remaining.

The phone screen is lit up.

In the group chat [Six Crazy People and One Ruo], the last message just popped up:

[Jiang Wu: Sister, wait for me! I'm coming right away!]

Looking at this message, and then at the five messages that popped up almost simultaneously before it, such as "Location," "Where are you?" "Who bullied you?" and "Wait," Li Ruo slowly curled up the corners of her mouth into a smile.

Then she slowly typed:

Li Ruo:

[Oh, it's nothing serious.]

[The pork ribs at school for lunch today were so tough, they really got stuck in my teeth. Even the pork ribs are bullying me.]

send.

The group chat went silent instantly.

A deathly silence.

Three seconds later—

[Zhou Si: ? ? ?]

[Lu Ran: !!!]

[Lu Xingzhou: (Retracted a message)]

[Pei Qingrang: ...]

[Jiang Wu: Sister was bullied by Ribs? Then I'll help sister eat all the ribs!]

[Guo Yiling: So when you say you were "bullied," you mean you were bullied by Ribs?]

[Li Ruo: Yeah. The bone was so hard, it hurt my teeth so much.]

Five mad critics: [...]

[Jiang Wu, looking anxious: Sister, does your tooth hurt? I have some candy here, would you like some?]

[Six crazy people in unison @Jiangwu: Shut up!!!]

Li Ruo laughed out loud as she looked at the screen.

The laughter was light and crisp, and sounded especially pleasant in the quiet cafeteria.

She could imagine the expressions on those six people's faces at that moment.

It's going to be absolutely amazing.

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! Li Ruo's plot twist was so unexpected!]

Six crazy guys rushed to school, and this is what they got?! They got bullied by Ribs?!

[Zhou Si's question mark practically pierced the screen! Lu Ran cursed out loud!]

[Lu Xingzhou withdrew it! What did he withdraw?!]

[Jiang Wu, that silly boy! He really wanted to help his sister eat the ribs!]

[Li Ruo has won this round! She's completely outmaneuvered those six lunatics!]

Zhou Si, frozen in shock: "..."

He looked down at his loose bathrobe that had slipped down to his hips, and the slipper on his foot was missing.

He almost rushed out the door just now because of this?

He stared at that line of text for three seconds.

Then it transforms back into an Angry Bird:

"Hold!!!"

A roar shook the entire corridor.

He slammed his phone onto the bed, but it bounced off and landed on the floor. He picked it up in a fit of rage, then slammed it back onto the bed, and picked it up again.

He stared at Li Ruo's profile picture on the screen, typed a few lines fiercely, and sent them to the group:

Zhou Si: [Li Ruo!!! You motherfucker!!!]

[I almost ran out the door naked!!! You're telling me Ribs bullied you?!]

[Do you know how worried I was just now?! I thought that pervert Fu Chenzhou had attacked you again!]

[So you got bullied by Ribs?!]

[If the ribs are bullying you, won't you just throw them away?! Tell me! I'll buy you a hundred ribs and boil them into big bones—surely they won't get stuck in your teeth!!!]

[No way! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?! You're just messing with us!]

[Li Ruo, you just wait!!!]

A barrage of messages came crashing down on us like a machine gun.

As Li Ruo looked at the messages, the smile on her lips deepened.

She picked up her phone and slowly replied:

[Li Ruo: Senior, weren't you angry? Why did you reply so quickly? And with so much text? I have good reason to suspect... you're trying to seduce me.]

[Zhou Si: ...]

[I fucking...]

[Mind your own business!!!]

The comments section was practically dying of laughter at Zhou Si's appearance when Li Ruo looked up and saw it:

[Hahahaha, Zhou Si was choked to death by Li Ruo's words!]

["Aren't you angry?" That line is so powerful!]

[What is Li Ruo's **? Release it for me, the noble super supreme, to see?! Why is the school bully's face as red as a monkey's butt?!]

He's probably thinking: "Oh yeah, why did I reply to that message?! Wasn't I angry?!"

[Li Ruo: To manipulate.]

Before Li Ruo could even properly tease Zhou Si, Lu Ran made a rash statement:

[My motorcycle's already running! The engine's warmed up! And this is what you're telling me?!]

[Zhou Si: Li Ruo, you just wait! I'm going to school right now! I'll teach you a lesson!]

[Lu Ran: Count me in!!]

[Pei Qingrang: Do I need to bring the dentist?]

[Guo Yiling: ...I think you should bring a bottle of nitroglycerin! You might get so angry with her that you have a heart attack halfway there.]

[Jiang Wu: Sister, I'm here!!!]

Li Ruo smiled broadly as she watched the group chat flooded with messages.

Unexpectedly, Lu Xingzhou, who had been silent until now, made a stunning remark:

[So, you're telling me you need a spare rib that won't get stuck in your teeth?]

[Li Ruo: Mm! Senior understands me!]

[Lu Xingzhou: ...]

He looked down at himself; his suit was on, his shoes were on, his car keys were in his hand, and his bodyguard was already waiting downstairs.

He just... because of this?

He was silent for three seconds, then smiled.

That smile carried a mixture of helplessness and indulgence, with a hint of pampering that even he himself didn't realize.

[Lu Xingzhou: Okay. I'll have someone send you some. How many do you want?]

[Li Ruo: One is enough, thank you senior~]

[Lu Xingzhou: What's the point of gnawing on ribs? Why not... um?]

At this moment, the live chat exploded like it was being chased by dogs, spamming the screen:

[Hahaha, Lu Xingzhou's reaction is amazing! He actually openly challenged those other lunatics to go on a rampage in the group chat!!!]

So what was that string of little dots that Lu Xingzhou posted?! It's so hard to guess!

Zhou Si was furious when he saw this! He'd been cursing for ages, but Lu Xingzhou had just solved the problem!

Li Ruo looked at the message on the screen, then at the comments in front of her, and raised her eyebrows slightly.

How about we gnaw on it...? Hmm?

She stared at the meaningful ellipsis, then looked at Lu Xingzhou's portrait.

The profile picture was a very formal business photo; the man was dressed in a suit and tie, with a noble air about him, giving off an aloof and reserved vibe.

Then she slowly typed:

[Is Senior Lu ovulating? Let's talk this out, don't ovulate randomly.]

send.

The group chat went silent for a second.

The message exploded in the group chat like a bomb.

[Zhou Si: Hahahaha, Lu Xingzhou, you've finally met your match!]

[Lu Ran: That's hilarious! Cousin, your flirting skills are worse than a primary school student's!]

[Pei Qingrang: I was going to say something, but seeing Lu Xingzhou like this, I decided to keep quiet.]

[Jiang Wu: What are you all laughing at? What does your sister want to eat? I have lots of snacks! You can have them all!]

[Guo Yiling: ...Have you all forgotten that I, the student council president, am still in the group chat? Watch your language.]

There was a three-second silence on Lu Xingzhou's end.

Three seconds later, he sent a message:

[Lu Xingzhou: (Image)]

Then... a collective silence.

Three seconds later, the group chat bombarded Li Ruo with voice messages!

Zhou Si: "Li Ruo! If you dare click on this! I... I'll gouge your eyes out!! Lu Xingzhou! I'm telling you, have some decency!"

Lu Ran: "Holy crap!! Cousin, you actually want something this big?! Li Ruo, if you dare click to see it, I'll... I'll have A Si gouge out your eyes!!"

Zhou Si: "???"

Pei Qingrang: "This is a classmates' group chat, not some no-man's-land! Someone, please pick up your morals!"

Guo Yiling: "Lu Xingzhou, I advise you to withdraw immediately!"

Jiang Wu: "Sister, I have one too! I'll take a picture and show it to you!"

Li Ruo, who had already clicked on the picture: "!!!"

As if he had stopped a timer, Lu Xingzhou deleted the photo a second before it was too late, and sent a voice message:

"I accidentally clicked the wrong button, and then the system crashed. Sorry everyone."

[Li Ruo: ...]

[Zhou Si: System, go to hell! You were the one who chickened out!]

[Lu Ran: Cousin, if you chickened out, just admit it. Don't blame it on the system.]

[Pei Qingrang: Lu Xingzhou, you've changed. You're completely unrecognizable.]

[Jiang Wu: Isn't this just normal human physiology? Xingzhou is even less capable than me.]

[Guo Yiling: ...Jiang Wu, are you really that clueless, or are you just pretending?]

Jiang Wu sent a wronged emoji: [I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, you can ask my sister. She knows better than anyone else.]

Li Ruo, who didn't want to explain at the moment: ...

Just as these undercurrents were surging, Jiang Wu, in that naive and fearless tone, sent a voice message in the group:

"Forget it, I've already saved Xingzhou's photo. I'll go find my sister now to verify her identity and see who can beat me."

The five lunatics who instantly went ballistic after hearing this voice message: "!!!"

No!

We can't let that kid run rampant any longer!

We need to act immediately!!