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Chapter 4 Touching Huai Ru's Butt, the Celestial Being Changes Professions

Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai, and Liu Haizhong immediately surrounded them again, all carrying tools, including brooms.

It's one of those big brooms made of bamboo strips, and it hurts a lot when you hit someone with it.

"Zhou Zheng'an, you've gone too far today!" Yi Zhonghai's face was ashen. "Apologize to Aunt Jia and Qin Huairu immediately!"

"Apologize?" Zhou Zheng'an laughed. "What do I need to apologize for? I'm saving Miss Qin! What kind of family is the Jia family? Old hags, short-lived devils, marrying into them is like entering a fire pit!"

He looked at Qin Huairu and said again, "Comrade Huairu, listen to my advice. I, Zhou Zheng'an, am also from this courtyard. Although I'm poor now, I'm better off than Jia Dongxu. I'm no worse looking than him, and I'm healthier than him. I won't die young, and I won't make you a widow. If you want to marry, you should marry me."

The courtyard was in an uproar; how could they so openly poach talent like that?

This is the hatred of killing one's father and the grudge of taking away one's wife.

"Zhou Zheng'an! You've gone mad!" Yi Zhonghai roared.

"I'm not crazy, I'm perfectly sober!" Zhou Zheng'an roared back. "You're still acting! Still lying to me! Is this funny? Huh? Yesterday you married me off to a celestial being, and today you're having Qin Huairu go on a blind date. Do you really think I'm a fool?!"

He pointed at everyone and shouted, "Where's the director? Come out! I'm not acting anymore! I'm not recording this lousy show!"

Still no one responded.

Only the people in the courtyard, their faces ashen, slowly gathered around.

Jia Dongxu was the first to make a move, punching Zhou Zheng'an in the face.

Zhou Zheng'an instinctively dodged, then retaliated with a punch to Jia Dongxu's stomach. Jia Dongxu screamed and doubled over.

Jia Zhangshi rushed forward, but was kicked away by Zhou Zheng'an.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also came up, along with a few young men. Although Zhou Zheng'an was quite strong, he was no match for the many hands that were on him, and he took several punches, his face burning with pain.

"Are you serious?" Zhou Zheng'an was furious. "You bastards, if you're serious, then so be it!"

Yi Zhonghai and others have basically determined that Zhou Zheng'an has gone mad.

This guy not only insulted people and ruined their blind dates, but he also hit them. Now that he's been hit, he's saying the other person was serious, implying that what he did before was just a joke.

This is either extremely bad or insane.

Based on Yi Zhonghai and others' understanding of Zhou Zheng'an, this guy has probably lost his mind.

However, before Yi Zhonghai and the others could react, Zhou Zheng'an went to the corner again, picked up a broom, and swung it around to hit them.

The broom was made of bamboo branches, and it hurt when it hit someone.

The people in the courtyard didn't expect him to be so fierce, and they didn't dare to go forward for a moment.

Of course, Yi Zhonghai and several others grabbed brooms and rushed forward.

A fierce fight broke out immediately. But Zhou Zheng'an was, after all, just an ordinary person, and he quickly found himself outmatched. Instead of calling for the director, producer, or supervisor to call a pause, he frantically swung his broom at Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu was terrified and quickly stepped aside. Zhou Zheng'an seized the opportunity to break free of the encirclement and run to the middle of the courtyard.

Qin Huairu was so frightened that she hid behind her third aunt, her face pale.

Zhou Zheng'an looked at her, and suddenly a wicked thought arose in his mind.

You're all putting on an act, aren't you? You're lying to me, aren't you?

Okay, then I'll make sure you can't keep up the act!

He rushed over and, before anyone could react, pinched Qin Huairu's butt hard.

"Ah—!" Qin Huairu screamed, her voice shrill and filled with panic.

This guy wasn't satisfied yet, and wanted to pinch actress Qin Huairu's breasts, but ultimately he felt that this was wrong and constituted sexual harassment.

Thinking about this, I couldn't help but regret it. If I had known, I would have pinched Tianxian's butt or even her nipples when we were in bed yesterday.

However, if that were to happen, he would definitely be blacklisted by the entertainment industry.

Thinking this way, he realized that the actors playing Yi Zhonghai and other characters were just extras, and there was nothing he could do about it. With this thought in mind, he felt disheartened and decided that there was no need to make fun of these extras.

This is the bottom level hurting the bottom level; it's pointless.

But what the others didn't know was that at this moment, the courtyard was in complete chaos.

"He's being a pervert! Zhou Zheng'an is being a pervert!" someone shouted.

"Grab him! Send him to the Military Control Commission!" Yi Zhonghai roared.

Zhou Zheng'an was enraged again. He threw down the broom and laughed loudly, "Keep acting! Keep acting! Let's see how you get out of this!"

He waited for the director to yell "cut" and for the crew to come out.

But what they heard was footsteps from outside the courtyard, followed by a stern shout: "What's going on? Who's being indecent?"

Zhou Zheng'an turned around and saw two people walking in from outside the courtyard.

One was a man in his forties, dressed in military uniform and wearing a military cap, with a straight back and sharp eyes. The other was a woman, also dressed in military uniform, with two braids and wearing a military cap.

When Zhou Zheng'an saw the woman's face clearly, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

That face was exquisitely beautiful, with a cool and aloof air...

She looks exactly like a celestial being.

She looks almost exactly like the celebrity who married him yesterday.

If there's any difference, it's that this one is much younger.

Although the celestial beauty is very well-preserved, she is, after all, over thirty years old and can be considered an aunt. But this one looks very young, youthful, and full of energy.

Of course, I wasn't wearing makeup either. These days, almost no one wears makeup. There's no opportunity.

Zhou Zheng'an couldn't help but think that the production team was really amazing, finding such a young actress who looked so much like a fairy, and most importantly, they were both so beautiful.

Even her cheeks were round and plump, just like a fairy in her youth.

It really does seem like an old friend has come.

Zhou Zheng'an was stunned.

He stared intently at the woman again, his eyes unblinking, as if afraid he was seeing things wrong.

He looks like a complete pervert.

Military uniform, braided hair, and the face beneath the hat—the arch of the eyebrows, the shape of the eyes, the lines of the nose, and that aloof and cool demeanor.

However, Zhou Zheng'an still noticed some subtle differences.

This woman was thinner, her skin wasn't as fair, and she had a touch of heroism in her eyes and brows.

She possesses the competence honed through military experience. And yesterday, Liu Qianqian, though dressed simply, still exuded the sophistication of a star.

The main issue is the age difference, but the face is just too similar.

Zhou Zheng'an became increasingly certain that this person was an actor hired by the production team.

"I'm asking you a question!" the man in military uniform shouted sternly, pulling Zhou Zheng'an back from his daze. "What's going on? Who's being indecent?"

Yi Zhonghai quickly stepped forward, pointing at Zhou Zheng'an: "Section Chief Wang, you've finally arrived! It's him, Zhou Zheng'an, from our department. He was just harassing Qin Huairu, the girl who came for a blind date!"

Section Chief Wang's face darkened as he looked at Qin Huairu, who was still hiding behind her third aunt, her face pale and her eyes brimming with tears: "Miss Qin, is this what happened?"

Qin Huairu was so frightened that she couldn't speak, she could only nod, and tears streamed down her face.

Auntie San, supporting Qin Huairu, said angrily, "Comrade, you have to stand up for us! This young man just... just touched my niece's butt! We all saw it!"

The other people in the courtyard also chimed in with their opinions:

"Yes! We all saw it!"

"This is outrageous! In broad daylight!"

"Section Chief Wang, we need to arrest him!"

Section Chief Wang turned his gaze to Zhou Zheng'an, looking him up and down. Zhou Zheng'an remained in the same position, his hands empty, several bruises on his face, and his clothes torn, but there was no fear in his eyes, instead, a strange...excitement?

"What's your name?" Section Chief Wang asked.

This isn't nonsense; it's procedure, and we have to ask this question.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Zheng'an didn't answer at all; his attention was entirely on the woman. He took a step forward, staring directly at her: "You...you're surnamed Liu, aren't you?"

The woman frowned but didn't say anything.

Section Chief Wang blocked her way: "I'm asking you a question. What's your name?"

"Tell me first, is her surname Liu?" Zhou Zheng'an stared stubbornly at the female comrade.

The woman glanced at Section Chief Wang, who nodded. She then spoke, her voice clear and crisp, with a slight northern accent: "Yes, my surname is Liu."

Zhou Zheng'an's eyes lit up: "Then are you called Liu Tianxian?"

The woman paused for a moment, then shook her head: "No."

"Then... then is your name Liu Qianqian?" Zhou Zheng'an asked again, his voice filled with anticipation.

The woman was even more confused, but still answered, "My name is Liu Qianqian."

Zhou Zheng'an suddenly burst into laughter, laughing so hard he was doubled over and tears streamed down his face.

"Hahahaha... Qianqian, you're here again! You're acting again!" He pointed at Liu Qianqian, "What role is it this time? A female cadre of the Military Control Commission? Not bad, you've changed your look! Yesterday you were a bride, today you're a policewoman, no, a female soldier?"

The people in the courtyard looked at him as if he were crazy.

Liu Qianqian's face darkened: "Comrade, please be serious!"

"I'm being very serious!" Zhou Zheng'an wiped away the tears of laughter. "Qianqian, your acting is good, but everyone says you're just a pretty face and misunderstands you. Your acting is superb."

"..." Liu Qianqian.

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