Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag

Jiang Chen had only been on the highway for a short time when his phone started buzzing.

The caller ID showed Zhang Zhichao.

Jiang Chen frowned and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Brother Chen."

Zhang Zhichao's voice betrayed an undisguised eagerness and probing: "Old classmate, tell me the truth, you haven't really struck it rich, have you?"

"I just went to the village to inquire, and it seems you really bought five million yuan worth of fireworks and are going to buy a house in the provincial capital?"

"Don't tell me this is true."

"Back in the day, we were best buddies, going to school together, skipping classes together, and fighting together. You're not that much smarter than me, so how come you have five million to set off fireworks?"

"And, your M9, it's not real, is it?"

"How did you manage to do so well?! What makes you so special?!"

Hearing Zhang Zhichao's incredulous tone, Jiang Chen couldn't help but find it amusing.

"I'm driving right now, so it's not convenient for me. Let's talk later."

After saying that, Jiang Chen hung up the phone.

You feel it's a waste of breath to talk to this kind of person.

Xiaoxue in the back seat and Sun Mengjia in the front passenger seat exchanged a glance and both revealed gloating smiles.

Sun Mengjia scoffed, "Your old classmate has such poor mental fortitude, you've already broken down?"

Jiang Chen laughed too: "If it weren't for what happened last night, we might not have broken down so quickly. They mocked us all night, and now this is happening. Who could accept that?"

The woman with long, straight black hair laughed too: "It's a pity I didn't see his true colors from the very beginning last night."

However, the words had barely left his mouth.

Sun Mengjia's phone suddenly rang.

She picked it up and saw that it was a voice call from Zhang Zhichao's Green Bubble.

Sun Mengjia chuckled: "Luckily, I haven't deleted him from my friends list yet. Do you think he's coming to beg us for help?"

After saying that, he answered the phone.

Zhang Zhichao's greasy voice rang out instantly: "Sister-in-law? It's me, Zhichao!"

Sun Mengjia turned on speakerphone and raised an eyebrow: "Oh, isn't this the big boss who drives the used car business? What do you want?"

"Oh, sister-in-law, please don't tease me."

Zhang Zhichao's voice became incredibly obsequious, even tinged with a lewd fawning: "Sister-in-law, I was blind before, I didn't recognize the true Buddha."

"I've figured it out now. What kind of family does Jiang Chen come from? Do you think I don't know his background?"

"He definitely doesn't have any money!"

"so……"

"Sister-in-law, tell me the truth, are you a rich woman? Or the daughter of some big boss who's out experiencing life?"

"All that money Jiang Chen received, wasn't it all from you?"

Upon hearing this, Sun Mengjia was so happy she almost spat out the water she had just drunk.

This brain circuit is absolutely amazing!

Her eyes darted around, and a mischievous thought popped into her head. She chuckled and said:

"How did you figure that out? What if I said yes?"

Zhang Zhichao's breathing became heavy instantly on the other end of the phone, and his voice became distorted with excitement.

"Really!"

"I knew it! I knew it!"

"I knew Jiang Chen couldn't possibly have suddenly become rich. Turns out he hooked up with a rich woman."

"Sister-in-law, how do I look?"

"I know Jiang Chen. He's honest and dull, with no sense of romance at all. It's so boring to be with him."

"Unlike me, I know a lot more tricks. I can play with you in all sorts of costumes, props, and role-playing."

"He's just a bit taller and better looking than me. I can dress up and I'll look just as good. If all else fails, I can get plastic surgery."

"Sister-in-law, do you need a docile young man? Or a godson would be fine too."

"Sister-in-law, I want to take care of you in your old age."

In the driver's seat, Jiang Chen almost lost his grip on the steering wheel.

What the hell!

This kid is really good at being flexible and adaptable.

He even brought up the idea of ​​someone taking care of others in their old age.

The key question is, how old is Sun Mengjia? You're about my age. Are you going to take care of her in her old age?

Even if you die, she might not.

Sun Mengjia and Hei Changzhi exchanged a glance, and they both burst out laughing.

"Are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my Alipay account?"

"Don't worry, my Alipay payment is overdue, so even if you wanted to inherit it, you wouldn't get anything."

"Zhang Zhichao, Zhang Zhichao, have you no shame? You dare to say you'll take care of me in my old age? You think you're worthy?"

"You should take a good look at yourself in the mirror. With your old, bony appearance, you think you can take care of me in my old age? You're the kind of person who only gets lucky when you go out, and you want to take care of me? I'll take care of your mother's husband!"

"Am I that old?"

To everyone's surprise, Zhang Zhichao's skin was as thick as a city wall. Not only was he not angry, but he also shamelessly said, "Well said. I misspoke. This beauty is so young, why would I need to support you in your old age? I'm going to have a child for her, so the child can support you in your old age."

"And even her insults sound so nice, she truly lives up to her rich family background."

"Can you give me a chance? I'll do anything you want."

Sun Mengjia laughed: "Okay, then you can go lie down on the national highway now."

Jiang Chen smiled.

When it comes to swearing, Sun Mengjia's mind works incredibly fast.

None of them were the same.

Zhang Zhichao on the other end of the phone was clearly taken aback by Sun Mengjia's words. He was stunned for a moment, then said awkwardly, "Please, give me a chance."

"If all else fails, I can accept serving you with Jiang Chen. I don't mind, the three of us can..."

"Go to hell!" Sun Mengjia couldn't stand it anymore. How could this person be even more shameless than her, a young woman?

"You dare to serve me alongside Jiang Chen? You think you're worthy?"

"What makes you so confident that you can compete with Jiang Chen?"

"You don't even compare to a single hair on Jiang Chen's head, you know that? Jiang Chen's hair exudes the aura of a nouveau riche, what makes you, a worthless loser, think you can compare to him!"

"Of course, I'd be happy if you fawned over me, but too bad I'm broke."

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean. I really did rent this for 500 yuan from Jiang Chen. He's the real rich guy, a hidden tycoon, didn't you know that?"

Zhang Zhichao was taken aback: "Huh? Then why did you say you were a rich woman?"

Sun Mengjia: "When did I say that? I only said if I were a rich woman, I didn't say I really am. That's all just your own imagination!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Zhang Zhichao's voice suddenly became shrill, filled with hysteria after his defenses were breached.

"He's just a brute who only knows how to fight, a poor loser, how could he possibly be a tycoon?"

"When he was in school, he was just like me, never doing his homework, getting into fights, and sneaking off to go online in the middle of the night."

"We're the same kind of people, so why is he rich?"

"Why can he drive luxury cars and play around with women?"

"I don't believe it! I'd rather die than believe it!"

"You don't need to pretend to be nice for him anymore. I know you're all in cahoots to lie to me. You're definitely lying!"

"beep--"

Sun Mengjia hung up and blocked him before he could finish speaking.

"Whew—that was fucking awesome!"

Sun Mengjia tossed her phone onto the dashboard, a look of pure satisfaction on her face: "Hearing him break down like that, I felt completely refreshed!"

"Old man, once we get off the highway, find me a restroom right away."

"Damn, it made my period come out!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

Xiaoxue: "..."

Jiang Chen's lips twitched: "Can't you be a little more civilized? Some things don't need to be said in such detail."

Sun Mengjia rolled her eyes at him: "What are you pretending for? I'm already being too kind by not mentioning menstrual blood."

"I don't know who ran all over the county early this morning to buy me sleeping pants, and now they're pretending not to like me and saying I'm vulgar."

"hypocritical!"

Jiang Chen coughed awkwardly, "I just bought it on a whim, mainly for Xiaoxue."

"Tch~ No need to pretend."

Sun Mengjia waved her hand: "It's okay to fool your brothers, but don't fool yourself too."

"By the way, you mentioned before that you needed a medical check-up when you went to the provincial capital?"

Jiang Chen nodded: "Yes."

"Do I have to go to the provincial capital for a medical checkup?"

Sun Mengjia looked puzzled: "There aren't any hospitals in Jiangcheng? Big cities are so expensive! Why can't you just get your blood drawn anywhere in this small county?"

Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she crossed her arms and looked at Jiang Chen with a sly grin: "Why are you checking things during the New Year?"

"You're not planning to give me a full body checkup to see if I'm sick, so you can eat me up if I'm not, are you?"

"Let me tell you, although I may look casual, I'm actually very clean."

Jiang Chen was exasperated: "Don't talk nonsense! I'm getting medical checkups for the whole family. Health is the foundation of everything; you need to take care of your health now that you have money, understand?"

"I've booked a full VIP medical check-up at a famous private hospital in the provincial capital. The three of us will get it done first, and my parents and grandparents can get it done after the New Year."

"It's perfect since none of us had breakfast, so we can cook on an empty stomach when we get here."

When Sun Mengjia heard about the private hospital and the supreme VIP, her eyes widened, followed by a pang of financial pain.

"Are you fucking crazy?!"

"To make dumplings just for a dish of vinegar?"

"So many people are going to private hospitals for checkups, how much does that cost? A checkup at the county hospital would suffice; it's not like it's anything serious or terminal, why spend so much money?"

"What a waste! This is outrageous!"

Sun Mengjia was so angry that she slapped her thigh.

"With this money, you might as well treat me to a nice meal."

"I want to eat lobster! I want to eat king crab!"

"I've never eaten such a big crab in my entire life."

[Ding! Detected that Sun Mengjia saved the host money, Sincerity Value +1, Current Sincerity Value: 1]

Jiang Chen listened to the system notification and a slight smile appeared on his lips.

"Okay, okay, after the medical check-up I'll take you to eat king crab, all you can eat!"