Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag
Chapter 90 This suction is so strong, my tongue's going to break!
"Are you fucking crazy?"
Faced with Jiang Chen's concern, Sun Mengjia did not, as depicted in the TV series, throw herself into the male lead's arms and burst into tears, recounting her unhappy childhood.
Instead, she looked at him as if he were an idiot, flung his hand away, took a step back, and her face was full of disgust:
"Do you think you're incredibly awesome, like some kind of super nice guy?"
"Do you think that because you're rich, whatever you say is right, and you can freely analyze other people's minds?"
"I still have sad things to say, and I feel so uncomfortable."
"Pah!"
"I'm doing just fine!"
"You eat well and are in great health, so stop trying to disgust me with your savior act!"
"Idiot!"
After finishing her tirade, Sun Mengjia turned away without looking back, wrapped her down jacket tighter, and stormed off into the village.
Jiang Chen stood in the cold wind, and his temper flared up instantly.
OK OK.
I care about you so much, and this is the kind of thing you do to me?
Just then, the girl with long, straight black hair suddenly brightened up.
I just said I had no chance, and here it is!
Seeing Jiang Chen frown, the woman with long, straight black hair quickly stepped forward and said with feigned concern, "Brother, don't be angry. Jiajia is just like that, she's got a dog's face, she can turn on you in an instant, don't take it to heart."
Jiang Chen really wanted to just curse back.
But knowing Sun Mengjia's temper, he waved his hand.
"I'm angry, but I'm also genuinely worried about her."
"Do you know what she regrets about the roast chicken? That's why she reacted so strongly this time."
If someone who is indifferent to everything suddenly breaks down and changes, it's highly likely that you've really touched a nerve.
Moreover, the more carefree a person is, the more painful their pain tends to be.
The woman with long, straight black hair also calmed down.
"Pity?"
"Maybe it's like the 'roast chicken' is seducing you, but you're not going to take advantage of it?"
Jiang Chen: "..."
Finished!
It's completely over!
My dear, straight-haired, black-haired sister has gone astray.
How can you drive on such a broken road?
However, just as Jiang Chen thought that Hei Changzhi had been corrupted by Sun Mengjia, Sun Mengjia suddenly stopped.
Her body was stiff, her legs awkwardly clasped together, and she stood motionless.
She slowly turned her head, looking at Jiang Chen with a terrified expression:
"Holy crap! We're doomed!"
Jiang Chen was startled and quickly ran to Sun Mengjia's side: "What's wrong?"
"I think I'm getting my period."
"And it's the kind of surging, overwhelming force!"
Jiang Chen was speechless.
"this one?"
"You're not a woman, why are you so scared about getting your period?"
"You're not transgender, are you?"
"You're the one who's transgender! Your whole family is transgender!"
Seeing that Sun Mengjia could still swear, Jiang Chen was instantly relieved: "Looks like she's alright."
In fact, Jiang Chen not only felt that nothing was wrong, but also that it was a good thing.
Sun Mengjia had previously mentioned that she didn't have her period for several months at a time, and Jiang Chen had specifically searched for it online, saying that it could be polycystic ovary syndrome, premature aging, or even a terminal illness. Even if it was a mild case, it could be due to long-term gynecological problems or malnutrition.
Given Sun Mengjia's previous eating habits of going hungry for nine meals in three days, Jiang Chen was constantly worried about her health.
Who would only visit once every few months or even half a year?
The fact that it has arrived means that the body's functions are still operating normally.
He also decided that even if it wasn't for his own desires, he would take Sun Mengjia to the hospital for a check-up after the New Year.
however.
Sun Mengjia burst into tears.
And it was the kind of crying that made me burst into tears.
"They're all bullying me!"
Even my period is bullying me!
"I can't live like this anymore!"
Jiang Chen and the woman with long black hair panicked.
"Why are you crying? Does your stomach hurt? Even if it hurts, it doesn't have to be this bad, does it?"
While wiping away tears, Sun Mengjia pointed to her leg and cried her heart out: "Who the hell has a stomachache? I'm crying because of my pants!"
"These pants of mine are fleece-lined, I bought them for over 300 yuan, and they're brand new, I've only worn them for two days!"
"And those 'bare leg' tights inside, they cost over forty yuan a pair!"
"It's all stained with blood, what am I going to do!"
Jiang Chen was speechless.
Seeing Sun Mengjia crying so hard she could barely breathe, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't cry when you think of sad things.
He cried like his father had died over a pair of pants.
This thought process is truly worthy of a "spirited young lady"!
You're not without pants. The system gave you a 100,000 yuan clothing fund before, and we've bought her plenty of ordinary clothes and pants.
Jiang Chen believed that someone with long, straight black hair didn't have many clothes to wear.
Sun Mengjia would never cry like this over a pair of pants.
But Jiang Chen quickly understood.
Sun Mengjia wasn't crying because of her pants; she was just giving herself a plausible excuse.
They appear strong, but are actually quite soft-hearted.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen pulled her into his arms and patted her back: "It's just a pair of pants, is it really that big of a deal?"
"It's dirty, just wash it. I'll wash it for you tomorrow."
"Besides, it's just a pair of pants, we can just buy another pair."
Sun Mengjia sobbed, snot bubbles coming out of her nose, and looked up at Jiang Chen with a face full of heartache: "Buying a new one doesn't cost money."
"Besides, what kind of man washes a woman's pants? I can wash them myself."
"Besides, that's Aunt Flo, it's bad luck."
Jiang Chen laughed: "What's so unlucky about it?"
Sun Mengjia, who was almost recovered, suddenly started crying again: "I really don't know why. My flow used to be very light, but this time there were no warning signs, it just gushed out, and the flow was so heavy, I...I..."
Jiang Chen laughed: "Okay, okay, I know, no one's blaming you."
"Don't cry!"
"I'm not asking you to buy it yourself, I'll reimburse you, okay?"
"Go buy them tomorrow, two pairs of pants that cost a few hundred each, and five pairs of 'bare leg' tights that cost a hundred each, okay?"
Sun Mengjia paused in her sobs, looked up at him, and said resolutely, "No!"
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth: "Then how about I buy a pair of pants that cost a thousand?"
After all, it was his own money, not the system's money. He felt the pinch even for a pair of pants that cost a few hundred, let alone one that cost a thousand.
"no!!"
Sun Mengjia shouted even louder.
Jiang Chen was completely speechless.
This won't work, that won't work.
"So what exactly do you want?"
"I can't possibly spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy you a pair of pants, can I?"
Sun Mengjia was furious: "I said no because I thought a pair of pants costing several hundred yuan was too expensive!"
"You just buy pants that cost hundreds or thousands of dollars without thinking? Are you burning money?"
"The worst part is you paid money and then didn't even do it, you're a complete idiot!"
"Now I finally know why you're still single. Someone like you is lucky you don't have one. If you had, you'd be swindled out of everything by now!"
"You think you're so rich, always throwing money around at people!"
After saying that, she kissed Jiang Chen again.
Jiang Chen subconsciously closed his eyes.
But remembering Sun Mengjia's previous disdain, he opened his eyes again.
Seeing Jiang Chen open his eyes, Sun Mengjia chuckled.
"I knew you'd have to open your eyes."
"What are you doing, kid pretending to be an old bird? Close your eyes!"
As she spoke, she silenced Jiang Chen's mouth again.
Seeing that Jiang Chen still didn't close his eyes, Sun Mengjia smiled slightly and increased the suction.
Jiang Chen felt a powerful force approaching.
It felt as if my tongue had been uprooted.
Before he could even savor the new and expansive world, he quickly used all his strength to push Sun Mengjia away.
"What's your zodiac sign?! You're so strong!"
He never expected that Sun Mengjia, who clearly had little strength, was far inferior to Zhao Xue, let alone him.
How can your mouth be so strong?
Could this be the legendary extraordinary talent?
Looking at Jiang Chen covering his chin.
Sun Mengjia burst out laughing: "If you ever dare to mess with me again, I'll tear your tongue off!"
Jiang Chen blushed.
Why does it sound more like a reward than a punishment?
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