Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag

Seeing Sun Mengjia's excited expression, the boss looked troubled: "President Jiang, could you perhaps change this character?"

He also wanted to help Jiang Chen out of that predicament.

Jiang Chen raised an eyebrow: "Not enough money?"

"No, no, there's plenty of money!"

Jiang Chen: "So you can't finish it in time because you're rushing to meet the deadline?"

Boss: We can manage to do it in terms of time.

Jiang Chen asked, puzzled, "Then what other problems are there?"

The boss, looking constipated, pointed to the large characters on the order form: "Isn't this content a bit too vulgar?"

"It's the Lunar New Year, and the whole village is watching. Isn't it a bit unrefined to put these words up? Otherwise, people will laugh at us for being uncultured."

"Of course, I'm not saying that President Jiang and this lady are uncultured, it's just that..."

Jiang Chen chuckled upon hearing this.

"So what if it's vulgar! I like this vulgarity!"

Actually, he was also quite curious to see what kind of interesting expressions the villagers would have when they saw those words hanging in the sky.

He patted the boss on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"Boss, you're getting too caught up in the details. What's the point of making so much money and setting off so many fireworks? Isn't it just for fun?"

"My girlfriend wants to put this up, and it's not like we can't afford it. We're not insulting anyone, so why can't we put it up?"

"If I don't let go, I'll feel uncomfortable; if I'm uncomfortable, my thoughts won't be clear; if I'm not clear, then I might as well not let go."

The boss nodded frantically, "Yes, yes, Mr. Jiang is right. That's why we say Mr. Jiang is a big boss; his mindset and vision are truly different."

As he spoke, he turned to look at Sun Mengjia.

"Mrs. Jiang is a woman of strong character. If I had that much money, I would also act like a big shot."

Jiang Chen looked at the fireworks shop owner, whose face was full of flattery, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

He initially thought it was inappropriate to display that character on fireworks.

But then I thought about it again and felt relieved.

Once five million fireworks are set off, what the words are will no longer matter.

Even if you release "I'm an idiot", people will just say you're genuine and awesome.

this is the truth.

When you have no money or power, everything you do is wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Even if Jiang Chen wanted to order a firework that depicted Jiang Chen's love for Sun Mengjia, people would say he was wasting money.

They might even laugh at you, a country bumpkin trying to act romantic like a rich person. They might think, "They can afford to be romantic, but can you?"

They might even say that you and your girlfriend have a bad relationship.

Only people who aren't on good terms with each other are eager to express their affection.

It's definitely going to end, and you only resorted to this desperate measure to try and keep them.

But when you have power, influence, and money, whatever you do is right.

Even if you call a deer a horse, there will always be great scholars to defend you.

Jiang Chen turned to look at the woman with long, straight black hair: "Xiaoxue, should I get one for you too?"

The woman with long, straight black hair was shocked and pointed to herself, "I have one too?"

Although she didn't know much about the fireworks market, she knew that customizing fireworks with words on them must be expensive.

Jiang Chen looked at the boss: "Is the budget enough?"

The boss kicked aside a box of Gatling guns next to him and said with great pride, "Enough! Absolutely enough! Don't even mention making another one, even making ten more would be enough. You're underestimating five million; this thing isn't as valuable as you think."

Jiang Chen nodded and looked at Xiaoxue: "What kind of lettering do you want to order?"

Xiaoxue bit her lip, her eyes lingering on Jiang Chen for a moment, then suddenly blushed and whispered, "Then let's write that Zhao Xue loves Jiang Chen."

Jiang Chen's lips twitched.

Goodness, she really is a little green tea b*tch!

But Jiang Chen thought it didn't matter. Anyway, the New Year would be over after the fireworks, and they could say whatever they wanted after the New Year.

Knowing that he has two girlfriends, these people are glad they won't introduce him to anyone else.

Seeing Jiang Chen nod, the boss fell silent.

Look at Sun Mengjia, who looks like a star, and then look at Zhao Xue, who is gentle and intellectual.

Could it be that these two are a wife and a girlfriend?

The boss looked at Jiang Chen with pure envy.

That's a real man.

The red flag at home is not down, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

Sure enough, the boss's life is even more enjoyable than in TV dramas!

……

On the way back.

Jiang Chen was in a great mood, humming a little tune.

Sun Mengjia sat in the passenger seat, looking conflicted. Finally, she couldn't hold back any longer and asked, "Old man, tell me the truth, how much money do you actually have?"

Jiang Chen smiled and said, "That's a tough question for me. I really don't know how much money I have."

"How much money I have depends on how much money you can save for me."

Sun Mengjia's eyes lit up: "So, if I were a thrifty and hardworking girl, you'd be willing to spend a lot of money on me?"

Jiang Chen nodded, wanting her to have something to look forward to and hoping she could continue to save money and get real value for her money.

Sun Mengjia immediately said, "Then go buy me a BaWang ChaJi now!"

Jiang Chen: ? ? ?

"Wait, weren't we just talking about being thrifty? You're this frugal?"

You just open your mouth and say "Overlord Tea Princess," isn't your favorite Michelle the one?

Sun Mengjia said matter-of-factly, "It's to save you money."

Jiang Chen laughed angrily: "You call spending ten or twenty yuan a cup of milk tea saving money?"

Sun Mengjia replied matter-of-factly, "Of course! Look how rich you are, and I didn't even mention going to Starbucks, just ordering a milk tea. Isn't that saving money?"

Jiang Chen was speechless.

The logic is sound, but you're taking advantage of my kindness far too quickly.

What happened to the promise that a cup of Mixue would be enough to satisfy this energetic young lady?

Just then, Xiaoxue in the back seat suddenly made a move.

She unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, leaned forward, and held it to Jiang Chen's lips, her voice soft and weak: "Brother, look at her, she's so insensible, always asking you for things."

"I'm not like her. My brother doesn't need to buy me milk tea. As long as I can be with my brother, even plain water tastes sweet."

"Brother, you've been talking for so long and driving for so long, you must be tired. Have some water to soothe your throat."

[Zhao Xue's concern for the host's health was detected. Sincerity value +1. Current sincerity value: 10]

[Congratulations, host! You have met the requirements for the lottery. Would you like to start the lottery now?]

[Zhao Xue was detected saving the host money, sincerity value +1, current sincerity value 11]

Jiang Chen felt a sweet sensation in his throat, and he felt incredibly happy!

It's full!

It's full again!

Adding to the previous 9 points, now I can finally do a 10-pull.

Jiang Chen got so excited that his hand trembled, and the car almost veered off course.

Xiaoxue was terrified and said with a worried look, "Oh dear! Brother, are you alright? You need to concentrate on driving, you scared me to death!"

She sighed, looking self-reproachful. "It's all my fault for being so useless. If only I could drive. Then I could drive for my brother, and he wouldn't have to work so hard every day, take care of the family, and be the driver when we go out."

[Zhao Xue's concern for the host's life has been detected. Sincerity value +1, current sincerity value 12]

Jiang Chen was completely excited.

This is actually allowed?

Sure enough, even the most carefree young women are just looking for fun; for real points, you need to look to the scheming women!

It added three points in just a short while, it's practically a score-farming machine!

Jiang Chen waved his hand dismissively: "Why wait to learn to drive? I'll take you to the driving school right now."

"Let's sign up for the most expensive VIP class, with one-on-one instruction!"

Even the woman with long, straight black hair was surprised.

Seriously, is this old man so easily fooled? He signed up for driving lessons after just a few words?

But what she really wanted was money.

Without any hesitation, the woman with long, straight black hair immediately waved her hand: "No need, no need. It won't help if you sign me up for a class now. I'm leaving after the New Year."

The implication is: Give me cash, brother; sending a red envelope is the most practical thing to do.

But Jiang Chen didn't respond at all.

"No! It doesn't work!"

"Since you can't go home anyway, why don't you stay after the New Year and practice driving properly?"

"I'll give you three thousand yuan a month, plus room and board. All you have to do is practice driving."

"There's only one requirement: you must get your driver's license within three months."

Just by saying you want to be my driver, you can earn a point.

If I really drive myself every day from now on, won't I become a regular NPC for farming points?

The woman with long, straight black hair was dumbfounded.

No, I'm here to make money, why are you taking it seriously?

But then I thought, with a salary, free meals and accommodation, and free driving lessons, it doesn't seem like a bad deal.

"Brother, how can you be so kind..."

Xiaoxue's eyes reddened slightly, deeply moved: "I really don't know how to thank you enough."

"But I don't need to sign up for the VIP class, it's too expensive. I'll just sign up for the cheapest regular class. I'm not afraid of the sun or being tired, I'll definitely study hard."

[Zhao Xue was detected saving the host money, sincerity value +1, current sincerity value 13]

Jiang Chen was excited again, but this time he learned his lesson and activated the intelligent driving system to keep the steering wheel steady.

He suppressed a smile and said affectionately, "Xiaoxue, you are so sensible."

Xiaoxue lowered her head shyly: "This is what I should do."

Jiang Chen pressed his advantage: "How about I enroll you in a tutoring class after the New Year so you can take the adult college entrance exam?"

"My parents also wanted to enroll Sun Mengjia in one; they've already inquired and contacted the teachers."

He was only half telling the truth.

Mom did contact the school, but Sun Mengjia definitely won't go.

He believed that even those with long, straight black hair would definitely not participate.

How could anyone in this world possibly like going to school?

Not to mention she's a "spirited young woman".

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Sun Mengjia in the passenger seat immediately bristled:

"Old man, if you want me dead, just say so!"

"Didn't I already tell you I don't want to go to school? Seeing books gives me a headache. Do you have money to burn?"

"Can't you just transfer the money directly to me? You could even top up my billiards hall VIP card! Are you some kind of monster that you're sending Xiaoxue to school?"

However, the woman with long, straight black hair did not fly into a rage like Sun Mengjia.

She was silent for a moment, her tone hesitant yet filled with longing: "Thank you so much, brother and uncles and aunts."

"Although I really want to go to school, I haven't touched a book in years. Can I really manage?"

"Besides, if I go to university, there will be a significant age gap between me and my classmates, which probably won't work..."

Sun Mengjia turned around in alarm: "No, you really want to go?"

Jiang Chen's heart skipped a beat.

He just wanted the long-haired girl with black hair to reject him, so he could save some money on sincerity points.

He was even prepared to achieve a double victory.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have brought Sun Mengjia in.

Unfortunately, Sun Mengjia went too far and asked him to send a red envelope directly, which didn't trigger the money-saving mechanism.

But the woman with long, straight black hair actually agreed, both openly and secretly!

Jiang Chen gasped.

How terrifying must a woman's mind be to be willing to go through the college entrance exam all over again?

This woman has ambitions far beyond what ordinary people can do.

We must stay away!

Just then, the woman with long, straight black hair suddenly changed the subject, saying coquettishly:

"Oh, brother, I was just kidding."

"I definitely can't take the college entrance exam. I still need to learn to drive so you can drive. I don't have time to study."

"Besides, tutoring classes aren't cheap. If I actually get accepted, I'll have to go to university, and I don't have the tuition fees."

"I've heard of adult education that allows you to get a degree without taking the college entrance exam, and it's cheaper. Why bother with the grueling college entrance exam?"

"What's the point of taking the college entrance exam? Getting a driver's license is much more useful; it'll help ease the pressure on my brother sooner."