Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag

After chatting for a while, Jiang Chen, afraid that his parents would ask too many questions and cause trouble, ended the conversation early by saying that he needed to rest early.

Everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

Because his mother tidied up the storage room and turned it into a new bedroom, Jiang Chen no longer had to sleep on the sofa.

But Jiang Chen didn't go to sleep. Instead, he walked to the door of the west bedroom, knocked gently, and called Sun Mengjia out.

Sun Mengjia, dressed in her pajamas, leaned against the doorframe with a mischievous grin: "Finally figured it out?"

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes at her and lowered his voice to ask, "Stop being silly. I wanted to ask you, did Xiaoxue bring that?"

"Which one?"

"Sanitary napkins? Didn't she get her period?"

Jiang Chen frowned: "You definitely didn't bring anything with you when you came. If she didn't bring anything either, what will she use?"

Sun Mengjia was taken aback, then shook her head: "How would I know? Just use a few sheets of toilet paper. That's what I always do anyway, and a pack of sanitary napkins isn't cheap."

"Of course, I don't even need paper now, I haven't been here for three months."

What?

Jiang Chen's eyes widened instantly.

"Are you pregnant?"

Sun Mengjia was speechless: "Don't be so naive, okay? Just because you don't have your period doesn't mean you're pregnant? I usually only get my period once every three or four months, or even half a year, okay? That's basic stuff."

Jiang Chen was speechless. You call that basic operation?

This is called irregular menstruation!

He was speechless. How chaotic must things be for them to only come once every six months?

Sure enough, the spirit of the young woman was beyond his imagination.

Jiang Chen didn't dwell on it too much and said in a low voice, "Go ask her what brand and size she usually uses, and I'll go buy her some."

"She was new here and didn't know the way. There aren't many means of transportation in the countryside, so she probably felt embarrassed to trouble me."

"But you have to stay up all night, so getting your clothes and sheets dirty isn't so bad, the main problem is that using toilet paper is bad for your health."

She glared at Sun Mengjia and said, "You'd better not use toilet paper anymore. Just because it's called toilet paper doesn't mean it's hygienic."

Sun Mengjia stared wide-eyed at Jiang Chen as if he were an alien: "Holy crap, how can a grown man like you be so observant? You even thought of this? You wouldn't actually have a crush on her, would you?"

Jiang Chen was speechless: "What are you thinking? This is only natural, okay? They've come all this way to seek refuge; we can't let them feel awkward. Hurry up!"

Sun Mengjia: "It's okay if you like it, I'll help you. I already said I'm willing to fight to the death."

"roll!"

Twenty minutes later, the two drove to the town's only 24-hour convenience store.

Jiang Chen didn't waste any words and directly swept up a bunch of day and night products, and even took a few packs of sleeping pants.

Back in the car, Sun Mengjia held the bag of overnight pants, her eyes becoming extremely sharp as she stared intently at Jiang Chen.

Something's not right.

"Old man, something's very wrong with you."

Jiang Chen started the car: "What is it now?"

Sun Mengjia held up the overnight pants in front of Jiang Chen's face: "You actually know what overnight pants are?"

"This is something only girls know about. I've never even used it. How do you know?"

"Tell me honestly, did you have several girlfriends before?"

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes at her, and while starting the car, he explained, "Isn't this normal? I'm not some old fogey who doesn't know how to use the internet. I've seen pigs run even if I haven't eaten pork, right?"

"Come on!" Sun Mengjia persisted, "Who on the internet would recommend this to you for no reason? Tell me who you bought it for!"

Jiang Chen: "My colleagues asked me to buy it for them before."

"What colleague? Why should you buy things for your colleague who's on her period? Isn't takeout better?"

Jiang Chen was speechless: "Because the delivery was too slow, I only went downstairs for a few minutes and came back."

Sun Mengjia stared intently at Jiang Chen: "Something's not right, absolutely not right."

"Something's not right!"

Jiang Chen was speechless: "Go home and get some sleep. I'm exhausted after a long day."

Back home, Jiang Chen took out his phone: "Using you as a negative example isn't really a good idea. Didn't you say you wanted a raise? I'll transfer you a thousand as compensation, okay?"

The moment Sun Mengjia saw the money, the suspicion on her face instantly turned into a fawning smile; her change of expression was as fast as a Sichuan opera performance.

"Oh well! What else is there to say!"

"Boss, you not only pay my salary, but also provide food and lodging, and you even care about my menstrual cycle! You're the best boss ever!"

"Great job, boss! Wishing you good health and abundant wealth!"

Jiang Chen shook his head speechlessly.

This energetic young woman changes her expression so quickly.

Moreover, the idea that "whoever feeds you is your mother" is bad, extremely bad.

After watching Sun Mengjia enter the house, Jiang Chen secretly slipped into the storeroom, rummaged through the drawers and cabinets, found his grandmother's photo, and respectfully placed it on the table.

Then he lit three incense sticks and burned some paper money in the basin, chanting, "Grandma, please bless me; ancestors, please bless me."

"May my grandson have a stroke of luck this time, win a big prize, and make our Jiang family soar to new heights!"

After doing all this, he ran to the window and prayed to the moon, "May all the gods and Buddhas bless me, Jiang Chen, a believer, wish to live a life of balanced diet..."

After emphasizing the ritual, Jiang Chen took a deep breath and opened the system interface.

Current sincerity value: 10

[Would you like to spend 10 points of sincerity to participate in the lottery?]

"smoke!"

The roulette wheel spun rapidly, and colorful cards swept past Jiang Chen.

His heart jumped into his throat.

One billion!

One billion!

One billion!

Please, please, don't let it be some kind of special fund again.

Even if it's a special fund, give me a special fund of 100 million yuan, so I can buy a house in Tomson Riviera.

I heard that a lot of celebrities and internet influencers live in that neighborhood.

[Congratulations, host, you have received a special fund of five million yuan for New Year's fireworks and firecrackers.]

[Note: These funds are for the sole purpose of purchasing fireworks and related equipment, and must be used within 24 hours; otherwise, they will expire.]

How many?

Five million!

What's a fund?

Fireworks and firecrackers?

"Damn it, system ***, refund my money!"

Refund my points!

"My points! My points! I finally saved up ten points, and I finally won five million, and you want me to buy fireworks?"

"Screw you!"

"Five million worth of fireworks? Are you planning to make me light small firecrackers from the beginning to the end of the year?"

"Or should I go and attack Ping'an County?"

"I won't have to do anything else anymore, I can just stream and play with suggestive content all day. Other streamers are finding new ways to push the boundaries, and I'm finding new ways to play with suggestive content?"

"Fuck you!"

Jiang Chen collapsed onto the bed in despair, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Suddenly, he remembered something, sat up abruptly, and looked towards the west bedroom.

"It's definitely Xiaoxue! It's absolutely her!"

"Even when I had bad luck before, I've never been this unlucky."

"Besides, I even took a bath, changed clothes, and burned incense to pay respects to my ancestors this time. How could I possibly win a fireworks fund?"

"It was definitely that scheming green tea bitch Fang who made me."

"She looks like a good girl, but she's actually very cunning. I knew she wasn't a good person the moment I saw her!"

"The worst part is that I also got my period today, which makes me incredibly unlucky!"

"I definitely need to stay away from that long, straight black hair from now on; it's such bad luck!"

Meanwhile, in the west bedroom, Zhao Xue, whom Jiang Chen considered to be a "little green tea" with a bad luck constitution, had just gotten off Sun Mengjia, panting heavily.

"Seriously, where did you find such an amazing old man? He even thought of something as trivial as the bathroom."

"Why bother with the old man? Just take him down."

"Who said I didn't win her over? I won her over a long time ago." Sun Mengjia pretended to be smug.

She curled her lip in disdain.

"It's one thing to fool your girlfriends on your phone, but don't fool yourself too. You haven't changed a bit, and you're telling me you and him have sex seven times a night every day?"

Sun Mengjia blushed, a hint of embarrassment flashing across her face, but she still stubbornly explained, "Six times! Six times!"

The man with long, straight black hair pinned Sun Mengjia down again: "I'll let you have your way six times! Six times already?"

Sun Mengjia, panting, said, "I'm only six! You're just being sour grapes!"

"You think Jiang Chen and I went out just to buy you sanitary napkins? We had so much fun!"

"You worthless, manipulative woman! If it weren't for the fact that you're on your period, I'd call Jiang Chen over right now and show you what a real woman is!"

The woman with long, straight black hair blushed: "Is it really that comfortable?"

Sun Mengjia chuckled: "Of course! You'll just have to keep it to yourself!"