Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag

The 24th day of the twelfth lunar month is the Little New Year.

Because they both tossed and turned and couldn't sleep last night, they both overslept today.

Three poles in the sun.

The elderly couple in the east room had gotten up long ago, but seeing the two tightly closed doors, they smiled at each other and neither of them knocked. They even walked very quietly.

"Young people have plenty of energy, so it's normal for them to sleep a little longer."

My mom was busy in the kitchen, thinking happily to herself.

It wasn't until a rich aroma of stewed meat wafted into the bedroom through the crack in the door that Sun Mengjia sniffed and groggily woke up.

"It smells so good..."

She stretched and looked at the bright sun outside the window, when suddenly she remembered something.

broken!

I overslept!

She quickly jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed), washed up briefly, and without putting on makeup, slipped into Jiang Chen's room with a bare face.

Then they started banging on the door frantically.

Jiang Chen glanced at the time.

It's already 9 a.m.

Get up quickly.

After all, he still had to take Sun Mengjia to the market to farm points.

The door opened, and Sun Mengjia immediately squeezed into Jiang Chen's room, sniffing around the room and Jiang Chen like a puppy.

"Hehehe..."

Sun Mengjia leaned close to his ear, her breath sweet as orchids, her voice laced with a mix of teasing and smugness: "You say you hate me, and even spit on me with a look of disgust, but your body language tells a different story. Were you thinking about me becoming a captain last night?"

Jiang Chen's face instantly turned bright red, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on:

"Nonsense! No way! Get out!"

"Tch~ I can smell it, stop pretending. If you really dream of being a pilot, you should have said so earlier. I left you a used one last night, that would have been better than you having to rely on your own brother in the middle of the night."

"roll!!!"

Jiang Chen was filled with shame and indignation, so he grabbed a pillow and threw it at them.

What kind of inhuman and lewd language is this?

Where did this woman learn all these lewd phrases?

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Sun Mengjia nimbly dodged the pillow, laughing so hard she nearly fell over, and then turned and ran out.

however.

As soon as I stepped outside, I bumped into my dad carrying dishes to the dining table.

When Dad saw Sun Mengjia running out with a grin, and then heard Jiang Chen yell "Get out!" in a fit of rage from inside the house, his face instantly darkened.

He quickly put down the side dishes he was holding, went into the house, and pointed at Jiang Chen, who was still disheveled on the bed, yelling, "You bastard, what's with the anger so early in the morning?"

"Jiajia came all this way back with you, bought clothes for your mom and stood up for you, and instead of comforting her, you told her to get lost. What kind of man are you? You don't understand anything!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

He hugged the blanket, on the verge of tears.

爸！

I did it to preserve my last shred of innocence!

Do you know what she just said?

But he couldn't explain himself, so he could only nod resentfully, "Dad, I understand, I'll get up right away."

Outside.

Sun Mengjia poked half her head in, stuck out her tongue at the frustrated Jiang Chen, and made a face.

Should!

Trying to act all serious!

……

I've had breakfast.

The two drove the pink Wuling MINI towards the town's market.

Jiang Chen originally thought that Sun Mengjia would complain that the car was too small.

The girl, sitting in the passenger seat, casually placed her small feet, clad in black stockings, on the center console, looking quite content: "I must say, this chopped chili fish head is actually quite easy to drive. The heater is blowing so nicely, it's really comfortable. The key is that it looks absolutely stunning. When I have money in the future, I'll definitely get one, but it has to be an itasha (decorated car)."

Jiang Chen was taken aback.

What is an itasha (decorated car)?

Sun Mengjia curled her lip: "Old man, I think you're really out of touch with the times. You don't even know what an itasha is. I thought you were some old otaku who loves anime, but it turns out you're just a regular old man!"

After the young woman's explanation, Jiang Chen finally understood that "itasha" refers to a car covered with one's favorite anime graffiti.

To be honest, Jiang Chen thought that this kind of chopped chili fish head was really suitable for this paint job.

After all, it's already very cartoonish and cute, so it won't seem out of place.

The two had just driven to the village entrance and were about to get onto the main road.

As fate would have it, I ran into my second aunt's white Volkswagen Lavida again, parked on the side of the road waiting for someone.

Seeing the pink car approaching, Second Aunt rolled down the window and gave a sarcastic "oh":

"Are you going to the market?"

"Oh, it's good to drive this beat-up little car; we can squeeze through any crack. Unlike our big car, which requires us to find a proper parking space."

In the driver's seat, Jiang Haoran, the younger cousin, also leaned out and grinned at the energetic young woman: "Sister-in-law, is this car cramped? I bet you don't even have room to put your legs."

"Why don't you ride in my car? It's spacious and has a sunroof, much more comfortable than that old man's car. I'll take you for a drive."

Looking at his lewd, round face, Sun Mengjia pulled down her sunglasses and stared coldly at Hao Hao: "Old Deng, your kid's already four years old, and your wife's still at home taking care of him. What are you doing flirting with me like this?"

"Why don't you take a piss and look at your own round face? It's rounder than a car wheel."

"With that free time, you should take your wife and kids out for a stroll. That would be much better than anything else. Why are you acting like such a big shot in front of me?"

"Idiot!"

This barrage of insults completely stunned Jiang Haoran, his face instantly turning a deep liver color, and he couldn't utter a single word for a long time.

Auntie didn't expect this girl to be so fierce. Just as she was about to curse, Jiang Chen stepped on the gas, and the pink car shot off in a flash.

It has to be said that electric vehicles accelerate really fast, leaving them only with a pile of exhaust fumes.

[Ding! Sun Mengjia has been detected defending the host with strong support. Sincerity value +1. Current sincerity value: 2]

Jiang Chen felt incredibly pleased as he listened to the system notification.

"Well said!"

"That's right!" Sun Mengjia snorted. "I'll curse those scumbags who're always looking for something better, every time I see them!"

Jiang Chen thought to himself.

You're such a heartless woman, you'll ruin every relationship you meet. Big brother, don't laugh at second brother.

However, on second thought, since it's my own score-boosting machine anyway, why bother with all that? As long as it works, that's all that matters.

……

Twenty minutes later.

The town's market was packed with people.

Jiang Chen parked the car in a corner and pulled Sun Mengjia into the crowd.

At this moment, Jiang Chen's mind was completely focused on getting high scores.

He ignored everything else and went straight to the stalls that those young, fashionable girls would never like.

I passed by a stall selling live chickens.

Several spirited roosters were in a cage, and the stall owner called out, "Genuine free-range chickens, freshly slaughtered and sold!"

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up: "Jiajia, shall we buy two live chickens and stew them? They're freshly killed, and although they're a bit pricey at 35 yuan a pound, they're very nutritious."

really.

Sun Mengjia glanced at the chicken feathers and droppings scattered all over the ground, then pinched her nose in disgust.

"Are you crazy? Thirty-five yuan a pound? Are the chicken feathers made of gold, or the chicken meat? This chicken lays golden eggs!"

"That stall over there sells chicken that's only 7.5 yuan a pound, isn't it much better than this stuff? With the money you'd spend on this lousy chicken, wouldn't it be better to buy me an eyeshadow palette?"

[Sun Mengjia was detected saving the host money, sincerity value +1, current sincerity value: 3]

Become!

Jiang Chen was secretly delighted, but on the surface he pretended to be regretful: "Alright, then buying a whole chicken will do."

Soon, Jiang Chen pointed to a large red and green floral-patterned jacket hanging next to him.

"What about that one? That one's festive, perfect for the New Year."

Sun Mengjia: "Get lost! Ugly! What the hell is this? Red and green together is utterly ridiculous. My godfather wears so many designer brands, why is he wearing this? Can't you see everyone around him is an old man or woman? Are you out of your mind? Why do we have to be so hard on clothes? Don't buy it. Wouldn't it be better to use that money to buy me a candied hawthorn skewer?"

"I just saw someone selling candied hawthorns. Let's go get some! I love candied hawthorns the most."

[Sun Mengjia was detected saving the host money, sincerity value +1, current sincerity value: 4]

Jiang Chen then pointed to a pair of old cotton shoes with many layers of soles: "These are good for your feet, they won't cause athlete's foot."

Sun Mengjia: "You're the one with athlete's foot! Your whole family has athlete's foot! I'm wearing a sexy pair of black stockings, and you not only don't touch me, but you also make me wear this piece of junk."

People around immediately turned to look.

Everyone, regardless of gender, stared at Sun Mengjia's long legs clad in black stockings.

A group of older men, in particular, kept swallowing hard.

Sun Mengjia raised an eyebrow at Jiang Chen: "See how charming I am? If you want, we can do it right now..."

Jiang Chen quickly covered her mouth.

This woman dares to say anything!

Shame!

That's so damn embarrassing!

If it weren't for the fact that he could earn sincerity points, Jiang Chen would have really wanted to sew her mouth shut.

But upon hearing the system notification, Jiang Chen held back.

[Sun Mengjia was detected saving the host money, sincerity value +1, current sincerity value: 5]

"Old man, what's that?"

"You mean those? The round ones are called sugar melons, and the ones that look like lotus roots are called sugar lotus roots. We used to use them when we worshipped the Kitchen God on the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month. We always bought them for the New Year. I loved eating them when I was a kid. But now..."

Jiang Chen sighed.

Even in rural areas nowadays, everyone is busy, and the festive atmosphere of the New Year has faded. Especially since I haven't been home for several years, and it's just my parents at home, the festive atmosphere is even weaker.

At least yesterday was the Little New Year in the north, so they didn't offer candy to the Kitchen God.

Of course, his family didn't even have a shrine to the Kitchen God, and it seemed there was nowhere to offer him any sweets.

"I want to eat it, it looks so delicious!"

"Just buy it if you want to eat it."

We spent two hours browsing around.

Of course, Sun Mengjia doesn't dislike or reject everything.

We ate a whole bunch of things, including candied hawthorn, stinky tofu, grilled cold noodles, wheel cakes, mutton soup, glass dumplings, and sugar melon.

I didn't buy much useful stuff on the trip, not even couplets, but I ate my way through the whole journey.

But looking at the sincerity value on the system panel, which had already risen to 7 points, Jiang Chen smiled sweeter than if he had eaten honey.

Unfortunately, the only shortcoming was that Jiang Chen had tried almost every type of item he could get, even rat poison, but Sun Mengjia just wouldn't cooperate.

Perhaps I ate too much.

They even wanted to lie down in the car and give up.

Just then, Jiang Chen's phone rang.

"Hello? Is this Mr. Jiang Chen? Your Formula Leopard 8 is ready and has been registered. Are you free to pick it up this afternoon? If not, I can deliver it to you."