Renting a young, attractive woman to take home for the Chinese New Year infuriates the entire villag

[Multiple female leads, all the young women are virgins (except for married women), all are absolutely loyal, absolutely no cheating.]

"Buzz—Buzz—"

"Buzz—Buzz—"

The phone on the table was vibrating wildly, as if it had gone mad.

Jiang Chen glanced at the screen and felt his head buzzing.

My WeChat message list is practically exploding with red dots.

Mom: [Have you bought the tickets yet?]

Mom: [Your dad's friend has a nice niece who also works in the south. Let's meet her when you come home for Chinese New Year.]

Auntie: [Xiao Chen, did you add that girl, Green Bubble, whom I recommended to you? She's a teacher, you have to be proactive! If you, a grown man, don't take the initiative, do you expect her to chase after you?!]

Third Aunt: [When are you getting home? Let me know when you get home, I've found you a wife.]

Looking at these messages, Jiang Chensheng slammed his phone face down on the table, utterly dejected.

"What a tragedy!"

Jiang Chen looked up at the sky and let out a long roar.

Jiang Chen, 29 years old this year, has not dared to go home for the Spring Festival for three consecutive years.

On the one hand, as an outsourced programmer for a major company, I am always busy throughout the year, even during the Chinese New Year.

On the other hand, I just couldn't stand the constant pressure from all my relatives to get married.

But this year is different.

Just two days ago, in order to reduce costs and increase efficiency, the company laid off two outsourced teams, including him.

He was heartbroken to lose his job, and considering he hadn't been home for three years, he decided to go home earlier this year.

However, to my utter surprise, as soon as I announced that I was going home this year, all my relatives started talking about it.

The thought of the chaotic scene he would face when he got home made Jiang Chen feel even worse than staying up all night fixing bugs.

However, hard work pays off.

While selling his secondhand items, he inadvertently discovered a special service on a versatile seafood platform that seemed to have everything.

[Offering companionship via chat, pretending to answer the phone, or video chatting to appease pressure to get married during the Lunar New Year; sweet voice, satisfaction guaranteed.]

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up.

This thing is great!

He can absolutely say that he already has a girlfriend.

You ask why I didn't bring it back?

Of course, they also have their own homes to return to.

How can you prove it?

You can make a phone call, right?

Making a phone call isn't enough?

Surely you can trust someone who makes a video call?

Jiang Chen was excited.

I quickly asked them how much they charged.

The other party replied very quickly.

【Five hundred, but don't you think just making a phone call won't be enough to hide it?】

Parents these days are so shrewd! What if they find out?

Why not take me back home and meet me in person? Who would dare set you on a blind date then?

Looking at the text on the screen, Jiang Chen was filled with questions.

Does this mean he has a girlfriend who's offered herself up?

Is this for real?

I'm afraid he's going to take me to get kidneys.

Reply immediately: 【Brother, it's almost Chinese New Year, come back soon. If all else fails, I'll call the police for you.】

The reply came quickly: "What are you thinking! Have you ever heard of renting a girlfriend to take home for Chinese New Year?"

Jiang Chen understood now.

He watched a TV series when he was a child, I think it was called that.

only……

He doesn't like socializing, so bringing a strange woman home for the New Year was still a bit awkward for him.

The key is.

That must be so expensive!

【How much?】

The other party replied instantly: "No need to pay extra, you only need to cover the travel expenses. I'll treat it as a trip."

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up again.

Is this for real?

Could it be that I've met one of those legendary college students?

These days, only college students are willing to do good deeds for free and also enjoy traveling around.

However, Jiang Chen still hesitated after thinking about it.

After all, the round-trip fare alone would cost over a thousand.

In addition, there are the costs of food and lodging.

Even though food and lodging are cheap in my hometown, a hotel room would still cost one or two hundred yuan a day.

I'm planning to go back for more than twenty days this time.

Even excluding the cost of food, this trip will cost at least five or six thousand extra.

We can't just leave people there and ignore them.

But he also felt that spending five or six thousand, or even ten thousand, to shut up his parents and relatives seemed like a good idea.

What if, like in a TV drama, some sparks fly?

Although I can't remember exactly how the drama went, I'm sure the male and female leads ended up together.

After calming down, Jiang Chen said, "Let's forget it. Let's just accept phone calls and video calls. The round-trip fare plus accommodation is too expensive. My home is in Jiangcheng, and the round-trip fare alone would cost more than a thousand yuan."

After a while, the other party replied again: "I searched it up, and it says over a thousand. You mean the train? Why don't you take the old-fashioned green train? It only costs 150."

Jiang Chen was stunned.

Green train?

These days, are there still girls willing to ride the old-fashioned green train?

She can accept taking a green train for more than ten hours, she is definitely a thrifty and good-natured girl!

She might even be a pure and innocent school beauty who loves to travel.

Perhaps, this 500 yuan could not only rent a living person to take the bullet home, but also clear the epic level of being pressured to get married.

There's also the possibility of meeting a thrifty and good-natured girl who can help you settle down.

This is like Qin Shi Huang touching an electric gate – he's won so badly he's completely lost!

"Let's do it!"

Jiang Chen placed an order immediately.

……

The next afternoon.

With a nervous, apprehensive, and excited heart, Jiang Chen dragged his suitcase to an old apartment building on the outskirts of the city and dialed the girl's number.

Soon, a telephone rang out from the hallway.

coming!

Jiang Chen was overjoyed and quickly turned around, putting on what he thought was his most handsome smile.

however.

The moment I saw who it was.

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up at first, but then his smile froze instantly. His upturned lips drooped down, and his eyes twitched wildly.

The first thing that catches the eye is a black hoodie with a huge logo.

It was clearly a loose-fitting style, but she managed to make it look like a tight-fitting garment.

The letters on his chest were stretched out of shape and looked like they were about to fall.

Secondly, she has a pair of straight and slender legs. Her long legs are thin and long, without a single bit of excess fat.

Is this the legendary case of small branches bearing abundant fruit?

However, upon closer inspection...

His head was covered with a patch of yellow hair that had already grown a bit of black. In the winter sun, it gleamed with an eerie sheen, and clumps of it cascaded down his shoulders.

She wore not only earrings, but also studs on her ears.

She was wearing extremely short shorts on her lower body, but on her feet she was wearing slippers and slouch socks.

She was also wearing black stockings on her legs, not the thick black stockings like yoga pants, but real thin stockings, which were all snagged.

The entire outfit is chaotic and incredibly tacky.

This isn't some innocent girlfriend, this is totally a sexy young woman!

If he were taken back, his honest father, who had been an honest farmer all his life, would surely kill him with a shovel at the village entrance.

At this moment, the young woman had already come up to him, blew a smoke ring at him, and threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stomped it out.

"You must be Jiang Chen. I'm your girlfriend, Sun Mengjia."

Jiang Chen really wanted to say that you'd mistaken me for someone else.

But she nodded honestly, "I've thought about it, so maybe we should just forget about it and you don't need to get a refund."

Jiang Chen was truly scared.

If he were to return to the village with this image, not only would his parents and relatives be ostracized, but even the family dog ​​would kick him out.

"never mind?"

Upon hearing this, the young woman's eyebrows immediately furrowed, and she put one hand on her hip.

"Dude, are you kidding me?"

"I've already bought the tickets and canceled the lease, and now you're telling me it's over?"

As she spoke, she looked Jiang Chen up and down, her eyes filled with disdain: "What, you don't like me? Afraid I'll embarrass you?"

Jiang Chen scratched his head awkwardly: "No, it's mainly your outfit..."

"What's wrong with your outfit?"

"This is trendy, you know?"

"Besides, you're spending 500 yuan and you expect to rent Yang Mi?"

"Dude, you need to be realistic!"

"I know what you're thinking, but think about it yourself. If I weren't a gigolo, and I happened to be broke, do you really think you could rent me for five hundred dollars?"

"Don't even mention five hundred, even if you paid five thousand, you still couldn't rent a Sister Feng!"

"I didn't even choose you, yet you chose me?"

"You choose for yourself!"

"It's like going home alone and being surrounded by all your aunts and uncles, who are nagging you and pressuring you to go on blind dates."

"I'll just bring a pretty girlfriend home and shut them up."

The young woman approached step by step, the cheap perfume emanating from her body wafting into Jiang Chen's nose.

Jiang Chen fell silent, the scene of being besieged by his entire family three years ago flashing through his mind.

Although this energetic young woman in front of me is a bit too energetic, at least she can shut them up!

When the time comes, she can change her clothes, and who will know she's a "socialite"?

At worst, we can just say she's going home for the New Year, take her back to show her to her parents, and then send her away.

It's just an employment relationship. What does it matter to me whether she's a sassy young woman or a pure school beauty?

"Sun Mengjia, thank you for your help."

"Don't mention it, leave the dealings with relatives during the New Year to me, I'll take care of it!"

"From now on, you'll be my boyfriend, and I'll call you husband?"

"No, no, no! Just call me by my name."

"That would raise too many suspicions. You look older than me. Maybe I should just call you 'old man'."

As she spoke, Sun Mengjia reached out and hugged Jiang Chen's arm.

Jiang Chen felt a warm, soft touch on his arm.

It's warm, soft, and very comfortable.

Before he could even fully appreciate the benefits of those five hundred yuan,

A cold, mechanical voice suddenly echoed in my mind.

[Ding~ Host has successfully bound to a partner.]

The "True Lover System" has been activated.

This system aims to help the host discover true love. As long as a partner shows genuine affection for the host, the host will receive "True Love Points."

[True Feelings can be used for the system shop's lucky draw; 10 True Feelings allow one draw. Current True Feelings: 0]

Jiang Chen stopped in his tracks instantly.

What the hell!

system!

I've waited 29 years, thinking I'd just live a mediocre life forever. But I never expected that renting a sexy young woman for 500 yuan would actually activate the system?

The key question is, who is the partner detected by this system?

Who will truly care about you?

Jiang Chen stiffly turned his head and looked at Sun Mengjia, who had greasy yellow hair and a bunch of tufts of hair on her ears.

Could it be this spirited young woman?

System, are you blind?

This is rented, and she's a sexy young woman!

Judging from her posture of immediately hugging her arm and calling her husband or old man, she probably has more boyfriends and ex-husbands than she has fingers on her fingers.

You want her to give me her heart?

You want me to be with her?

My head is probably turning into a green grassland!

Finished!

I finally awakened the system, but it would have been better if I hadn't!