Even blind box hunters don't choose their partners? I got Su Daji from my blind box!

That was a gun.

Through the dazzling seven-colored aurora, the all-knowing eye simply and brutally stripped it bare.

The spear was twelve feet long, pitch black all over, and its shaft was shrouded in a chilling dark red aura.

With just one glance, one's soul would be pulverized by that extreme killing intent.

[Item: Godslayer Spear (Supreme Color - Fragmented)]

[Source: Primordial Dimension - Demon Ancestor Rahu's Companion Treasure]

[Attribute: Physical Attack ∞ (Infinity). Comes with "Causality - Armor Penetration", ignoring all physical defenses, energy shields, and rule barriers.]

Is it strong?

That's ridiculously strong!

With this thing in his hand, even if the opponent is a grandmaster, Lin Xiao is confident that he can pierce through his heart with one shot, leaving not even a trace.

But when Lin Xiao's gaze shifted downwards and he saw the bolded and red "Hidden Notes," he was completely taken aback.

[Side effects/flaws: Spirit Menopause (Zaun Berserk Version)]

[Description: This weapon spirit has an extremely twisted, irritable, and foul-mouthed personality. While possessed, the spirit will relentlessly hurl insults and launch mental attacks on the host's mind 24/7.]

[Examples of quotes: "You piece of trash, you dare use me?", "Aim carefully! Are you blind?", "With such a weak master, I really want to kill you first and then find another one!", "I'm going to work at 8 AM!"...]

[Note: This psychological attack cannot be blocked or muted. It contains extremely high levels of negative connotations. Those with weak stress tolerance should use with caution. The depression rate is 99.9%.]

"..."

Lin Xiao's face turned green.

Is this some kind of weapon search? It's like inviting a patriarch back to berate you!

Imagine yourself in a life-or-death struggle with someone, the atmosphere is tense.

When the phrase "Do you even know how to play, you piece of trash?" suddenly pops into your head, who can resist that?

I'm so upset!

With a dark expression, Lin Xiao decisively stepped over the peerless weapon and headed towards the second blind box.

In the real world, in the Ministry of Education's conference room.

When Lei Zhen saw Lin Xiao's actions, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"He...he skipped over it? That was a high-tier weapon blind box! He just glanced at it and didn't want it anymore?!"

Qin Weiguo was also completely bewildered, his teacup hanging in mid-air.

"Could it be an attribute incompatibility? Or does he simply not want the weapon?"

Lin Xiao had no time to pay attention to the shock from the outside world; he looked at the second blind box with anticipation.

It was a jade slip, exuding an ancient aura like the beginning of chaos.

[Item: Chaotic Childhood Skill (Supreme Color)]

[Description: The supreme method that directly points to the origin of the Great Dao. Cultivation speed +10000%, Qi recovery speed unlimited, physical body indestructible, impervious to all magic.]

Upon seeing this incredible attribute, Lin Xiao's breathing quickened.

Ten thousand times faster cultivation speed?

Isn't that taking off?

Why don't we just ascend to heaven on the spot?

However, the next second, a bucket of cold water was poured over his head, chilling him to the bone.

[Side effects/flaws: Absolutely pure Yang locked]

[Description: This cultivation method is extremely domineering and requires maintaining an absolutely pure Yang body. Before reaching the "Great Perfection" realm (estimated to take 3000 years depending on the host's aptitude), one must remain a virgin.]

[Warning: Once defiled, all power will be lost, and you will suffer a backlash from the Great Dao, resulting in permanent necrosis of a certain part of your body (becoming a eunuch).]

Lin Xiao subconsciously squeezed her legs together, feeling a chill in her groin.

Three thousand years?

What a joke!

They even keep a femme fatale like Su Daji, who brought ruin to the country, at home. They can only look at her every day but cannot eat her, and they have to endure three thousand years of torment.

This is worse than killing him! Is this something a human being would do?

"Only a freak would practice this! Even a dog wouldn't!"

Lin Xiao cursed inwardly and walked towards the third one without looking back.

The third blind box contained a giant egg surrounded by starlight.

[Item: Devouring Heaven Kunpeng - Cub (Supreme Color)]

[Description: A top-tier spatial beast, capable of devouring cosmic stars upon adulthood, possessing the fastest riding speed in the entire universe, and able to traverse dimensions.]

Mount!

It's still Kunpeng!

If you rode that out, wouldn't you look incredibly cool?

But Lin Xiao had learned his lesson and went straight to the side effects section.

[Side effect/blemish: Late stage of bulimia]

[Description: This mythical beast is in its extremely hungry infancy. It requires high-energy resources equivalent to the GDP of a medium-sized city each day as its sustenance.]

[Warning: If not fed enough, it will attempt to gnaw on the host's equipment, magical artifacts, and even the host's limbs.]

Lin Xiao touched his pockets, which were even cleaner than his face.

GDP of a city?

Even if you sold him, it wouldn't be enough to feed him for one meal!

This isn't raising a pet, it's practically bringing home a gold-devouring father to worship!

Lin Xiao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Is this system messing with him?

The rewards they offer look glamorous, but they're all traps!

If I don't have an omniscient eye, wouldn't I have chosen to go down a huge pit?

The fourth blind box contained a pill that exuded a strong sense of life.

[Item: Nine-Turn Nirvana Pill (Supreme Color)]

[Description: A resurrection potion. As long as there is even a drop of blood left, consuming it will restore the user to full health on the spot, and all attributes will be doubled.]

Resurrection Armor!

There shouldn't be any problems with this one, right?

Lin Xiao watched on with hopeful anticipation.

[Side effects/flaws: Schrödinger's redesign]

[Description: Upon resurrection, the physical body will undergo reorganization. Due to the chaotic influence of the Great Dao's rules, the reshaped race is completely random (including but not limited to: slime, goblin, tentacle monster, paramecium, magical girl...).]

"..."

Lin Xiao took a deep breath, barely suppressing the urge to curse.

It's one thing to be resurrected as a tentacle monster, but what the heck is this about being resurrected as a paramecium?

This isn't Nirvana, it's a reincarnation simulator!

If you were randomly reborn as a mosquito and then slapped to death, it would be better to be completely dead!

I watched four in a row, and all four were traps.

Lin Xiao stood in the pure white space, exuding an aura of "mental exhaustion".

The audience outside is going crazy with worry.

"What on earth is Lin Shen hesitating about?!"

"I'm fine with either weapons or spirit pets! I'll pick either one!"

"I think he's overwhelmed by the choices; it's a classic case of decision paralysis!"

"I'm so anxious! If it were my turn, I'd kneel down and beg for them all!"

Lin Xiao ignored the comments and placed his last hope on the fifth blind box.

It's also the "companion blind box" that he's most familiar with.

"Since I was able to get Su Daji from the blind box, I can't expect to get Sadako from this 'Colorful Supreme Companion' blind box, can I?"

Lin Xiao muttered to himself as his All-Knowing Eye activated once more.

Om-!

The moment my eyes fell on that blind box.

The dazzling seven-colored aurora that originally surrounded the blind box seemed to have encountered something terrifying and instantly subsided.

Immediately afterwards, an extremely cold and serene atmosphere spread out.

It was a chill that defied description.

It is not a low temperature on a physical level, but a kind of solitude and nobility that can freeze time and space and freeze the soul.

The temperature inside the pure white space plummeted.

A layer of crystal-clear frost had spontaneously formed on the ground.

A bright, illusory moon slowly rose above the blind box, casting its radiant light.

"This is……"

Lin Xiao's eyelids twitched violently.

Within the omniscient vision, deep within that cool, clear moonlight, a majestic and ancient laurel tree faintly emerges.

Beneath the tree, a beautiful and ethereal figure stood quietly.

She wore flowing cloud sleeves and held a snow-white spirit pet in her arms.

If Su Daji is a fiery, alluring red rose...

So this one is the white moonlight that hangs high in the heavens, untouched by worldly affairs.

That ingrained aloofness and restraint, even as a mere illusion, made Lin Xiao's heart skip a beat.

【Item: Companion Blind Box (Colored Supreme - Unique)】

[Hint of real name: Mistress of the Moon Palace, Body of Taiyin, Goddess of the Moon]

Status: Under Sealing

Lin Xiao's breath caught in his throat.

Mistress of the Moon Palace!

The legendary Chang'e, the fairy who flew to the moon?!

This is even possible to open?!

He hurriedly looked at the side effects section, fearing that some other bizarre settings might appear.

【Personality Trait: Absolute Zero】

[Description: Extremely aloof and reserved personality, dislikes speaking, and has a very high aversion to the opposite sex. Exudes an aura of "keep away."]

[Note: Although aloof, as a companion blind box product, she possesses absolute loyalty to her host (even if she might not want to talk to you).]

"call……"

Lin Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and finally showed his first genuine smile since entering the dungeon.

Aloof personality?

What kind of side effect is this!

This is adorable, okay?!

He already has a passionate Su Daji at home who is irresistible to him, so adding a cool and aloof Moon Goddess to balance things out would be a perfect complement!

A world of ice and fire...

Cough cough, no, it's yin and yang in harmony!

Moreover, from a combat power perspective...

Su Daji specializes in charm and fire-based supernatural powers.

This Palace Mistress of Guanghan Palace is clearly the pinnacle representative of ice and Yin power.

One controls, one kills; one uses ice, one uses fire.

This isn't about choosing a partner, it's about forming a legendary girl group!

"system!"

Lin Xiao no longer hesitated, and didn't even look at the four "trash" he despised to death.

He raised his hand and resolutely pointed to the ball of light radiating a cool, clear moonlight.

A smile played on his lips, and his eyes gleamed with the fervor of a gambler going all in.

"First up, I'd choose the companion blind box!"

boom--!

As Lin Xiao finished speaking.

The cold moonlight suddenly burst forth.

A beam of moon-white light, reaching to the heavens and the earth, instantly enveloped Lin Xiao's figure.

In the pure white space, snowflakes actually began to fall.

A chilling aura, capable of changing the very color of the heavens and earth, followed the live broadcast signal and nearly froze the screens of the real world.

In the real world, countless people gaze at that cold and lonely pillar of light.

Although they couldn't make out the specific figures, the dread that came from the depths of their souls made them realize it instantly.

Lin Xiao has probably brought back another formidable "ancestor"!