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Chapter 89 The Mighty Heavenly Dragon and the Big Penis!

The system's cold, mechanical voice immediately exploded in my mind.

[Ding! The "Copper Skin and Iron Bones" skill has been activated. Current status: Invincible defense. Duration: Five minutes.]

A layer of pale golden light, almost tangible, instantly covered Li Tuantuan's thick black and white fur. At that moment, he felt like a solid titanium alloy ingot, possessing inexhaustible strength.

"roar!"

The three mutated dogs charging towards her were completely unaware of their impending doom. The one on the left was the fastest, opening its misaligned, blood-red maw and lunging straight for Li Tuantuan's throat.

A foul-smelling green acid gushed out, even splashing onto Li Tuantuan's honest, chubby face.

Instead of retreating, Li Tuantuan advanced, her 300-pound body like a mobile fortress, charging headlong into the ferocious dog.

"Using this to test officials within the system? Get the hell out of here!"

He didn't even bother using nunchucks; he simply raised his left arm and roughly shoved it into the dog's mouth.

"Click!"

A sickening snapping sound rang out. The ferocious dog's steel teeth, said to be able to crush armored vehicles, bit down hard on Li Tuantuan's arm, which was covered in golden light, and actually broke two of them!

As for the strong acid that could melt bones, when it dripped onto Li Tuantuan's hair, it was like cold water being poured into a hot oil pan; it evaporated completely with a "sizzle," leaving not a single hair burned off.

The mutant dog's walnut-sized brain went blank on the spot, clearly unable to comprehend why this lump of pork belly was harder than steel.

Li Tuantuan wouldn't tolerate it.

"Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Penis!"

He roared inwardly, swung his right palm in a wide arc, creating an extremely violent sonic boom, and delivered a solid slap to the side of the fierce dog's face.

"Bang--!!"

The deafening roar, like muffled thunder, echoed through the gloomy valley. The combined strength of a 300-pound iron-eating beast, amplified by the system's power, meant that this force was simply beyond the capacity of a mortal body to withstand.

The mutated dog, whose size was comparable to a bull, didn't even have time to let out a scream before its head was smashed like a watermelon by an 80-pound sledgehammer, half of its face instantly caved in like a frying pan.

Its massive body flew horizontally for over ten meters like a tattered sack, crashing heavily through a distant stone wall. The dog's legs twitched twice, and its health bar instantly dropped to zero.

One basic attack, and he was instantly killed.

The remaining two fierce dogs slammed on the brakes, their claws carving two deep furrows in the pile of bones. Their growls were reduced to terrified whimpers, and they tucked their tails between their legs and backed away.

Although they had lost their reason, their wild instincts told them that the black and white fat man in front of them was a living Yama who they couldn't afford to mess with.

The black-robed man hiding behind him froze on the spot.

His face, covered in tattoos, contorted in agony as he stared intently at Li Tuantuan's bear paw, screaming in a piercing voice, "This is impossible! My perfect mutant, how could I be killed with a single slap?! What the hell kind of monster are you?!"

Li Tuantuan slung the titanium alloy nunchucks over her chubby shoulders and beckoned arrogantly to the man in black robes.

Monsters? Back when I was being ridden by Chi You to conquer the world, your ancestors weren't even single-celled organisms. Trying to show off with a few worthless dogs is like showing off your skills in front of Guan Yu.

Enraged by the contempt in Li Tuantuan's eyes, the man in black robes brandished his bone staff like a madman: "Attack him together! Tear him apart! He can't defend himself!"

The two fierce dogs were forcibly controlled and had no choice but to bite the bullet and pounce on them again in a pincer attack.

Li Tuantuan sneered. Trying to play tactics with me? Don't you know that military strategy is something our ancestors already knew?

He gripped the nunchucks tightly, his massive body moving with the agility of a black and white loach. With a sudden crouch, he narrowly avoided the bite of the ferocious dog on his right, and swung the nunchucks in a full moon motion in front of him.

"Snapped!"

A flash of silver light, and the titanium alloy baton struck the left foreleg joint of the fierce dog with pinpoint accuracy. With a crisp sound, the dog's leg was smashed into a bizarre right angle.

The fierce dog howled and lost its balance, slamming its head to the ground. Li Tuantuan used the momentum to perform a forward roll, landing steadily on its back, her nunchucks instantly activating their pile-driving mode.

"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!"

With a flurry of wild hammer blows, the second ferocious dog's head was smashed into the ground, and it went to meet its great-grandmother.

Finally, the fierce dog completely broke down, no longer caring about its master's orders, and turned tail between its legs to flee into the woods.

"Still trying to run?"

Li Tuantuan stood up, gripped one end of the nunchucks with her right hand, leaned back sharply, and threw them out like a javelin!

"Whoosh—!"

The nunchucks transformed into a deadly silver lightning bolt, striking the fleeing dog precisely on the back of the head with a muffled "thud." The immense impact instantly blew off its skull, and the body rolled a considerable distance due to inertia.

In less than a minute, the black-robed man's proud "Heavy Armored Vicious Dog Squadron" was completely wiped out.

Li Tuantuan dusted off her paws, slowly walked over and picked up the nunchucks, then turned to look ahead. Now it was the turn of that pretentious, black-robed sixth brother.

Just as Li Tuantuan was about to rush up and physically pull out the weeds, a glaring dark gold warning box suddenly popped up in the system.

[Ding! High-risk warning! SSS-level potential creature detected nearby!]

[Status Assessment: Extremely Weak/Extremely Dangerous!]

[Please investigate the situation immediately!]

SSS-level?!

Li Tuantuan gasped. Jin Dou, that little bandit, was only an SSR-level ninja, yet he already possessed incredible treasure-hunting talent. What kind of world-destroying being must this SSS-level ninja hidden in the ravine be?

He turned his head in accordance with the system radar's indication.

The gaze passed through the altar and settled on a death cell deep within the roots of the ancient tree.

The cage was completely different from the broken stone cage outside. It was made entirely of steel as thick as an adult's arm, and its surface was covered with dense, eerie runes that glowed with blood. It was clearly some kind of extremely high-level suppression formation.

By the faint light of the altar, Li Tuantuan finally saw the creature inside.

It was actually a dog. To be precise, it was a long-bodied, snow-white mastiff with not a single stray hair.

Its current condition is extremely poor. It is so thin that it is just skin and bones, and its white fur is covered with dried blood. Its limbs are firmly nailed to the ground by barbed iron chains, and a thick tube is inserted into the carotid artery in its neck.

The other end of the hose is connected to the ancient tree, which is continuously draining its life force.

But what really sent chills down Li Tuantuan's spine wasn't the pitiful appearance, but the look in the white mastiff's eyes.

Even when it was so weak that it couldn't even lift its head, even when it had one foot in the grave, its icy blue beast eyes still burned with absolute pride and unyielding spirit.

It was a kind of domineering and reckless will to die, like "even dust can hide a spark, and in dire straits, there is a will to devour the heavens!" Anyone who dared to make it bow its head, it dared to drag this valley down with it and destroy everything.

The most outrageous thing was that even while the white mastiff was being drained of blood, it was still surrounded by an extremely pure aura of frost. Even the steel bars that bound it were covered with a thick layer of icicles.

"A rare ice-type mutant? This temperament is totally my type!"

Li Tuantuan looked at the white mastiff in the death row cell, her eyes shining brighter than when she saw a Manchu Han Imperial Feast.

If I could find a way to coax and trick them into coming back to the police station to be a police dog guarding the gate, wouldn't Director Chen of the Municipal Bureau kneel down and approve a lifetime supply of special-grade milk for me?

This is an absolute steal! I'm definitely getting this proud little white mastiff!

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