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Chapter 85 The Enticement Plan: A Panda in Sheep's Clothing
As night fell, Chenjia Village fell into a deathly silence.
Only the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the treetops sounded like countless ghosts whispering among themselves.
In the farmhouse at the west end of the village, the gate to the sheepfold was wide open.
The sheepfold used to house more than a dozen goats, but now it's just empty haystacks.
But in the corner, there was a huge "sheep" curled up.
This "sheep" was covered with a dirty sheepskin, which was obviously a bit small and could not cover its huge body, revealing its black and white limbs.
This is our "Special Agent 001," Comrade Li Tuantuan.
Lin Wan was originally against this plan.
"You're a national treasure! How can you use a national treasure as bait? I'm going!" Lin Wan grabbed her gun and was about to rush into the sheepfold.
Li Tuantuan pushed her back into the house with her buttocks.
you go?
With your delicate skin, one swipe of that lynx's claw and you'd be in two pieces. Then I'd not only have to save Old Wang, but I'd also have to collect your corpse.
I'll do it. I'm tough and resilient.
At this moment, Li Tuantuan lay prone in the haystack, trying her best to conceal her breathing.
Although the smell of sheepskin was pungent, he managed to resist sneezing.
The coal ball hid on the roof beam, its black eyes almost blending into the night, only reflecting a faint light when it occasionally turned.
Jin Dou then burrowed into an underground mouse hole to act as a geosounder, monitoring the ground vibrations.
Time passed by, second by second.
The moon rose high in the sky, its pale light spilling into the courtyard.
Li Tuantuan felt his legs were a little numb, but he dared not move.
Sudden.
"Squeak!"
Jin Dou's urgent chirping came through the earphones.
coming!
Li Tuantuan's muscles tensed instantly, and her breathing slowed to an extreme.
There was no sound of wind.
There were no footsteps.
There wasn't even a sense of air movement.
If it weren't for Jin Dou's warning, Li Tuantuan would have thought it was just an illusion.
Just then, an even darker shadow suddenly appeared in the shadows above the sheepfold.
The shadow slipped silently from the roof, like a drop of ink falling into water.
A pair of vertical pupils, glowing with an eerie green light, lit up in the darkness, staring intently at the "fat sheep" in the corner.
What greedy eyes they had!
It was as if I had seen the most delicious delicacy in the world.
Li Tuantuan could feel that the chilling killing intent had already locked onto him.
But he still didn't move.
He is waiting.
The moment the opponent makes their move.
The dark figure paused on the fence for a moment, seemingly wondering why the sheep was so big and motionless.
But hunger triumphed over doubt.
"Whoosh—!"
Without any warning, the shadowy figure moved.
fast!
too fast!
Li Tuantuan felt a blur before her eyes, and a stench had already hit her face.
The sharp claws, accompanied by a piercing shriek that seemed to tear through the air, came straight for his throat.
It's now!
Li Tuantuan suddenly ripped off the sheepskin covering her body.
"Surprised, little kitty!"
He roared inwardly, and his previously curled-up body sprang up like a spring.
The mutated lynx clearly hadn't expected that the fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered would suddenly turn into a black and white beast.
It froze in mid-air for a fraction of a second.
But that 0.1 second is enough.
Li Tuantuan did not dodge the claw, but instead relied on her "copper skin and iron bones" to withstand it.
"Sizzle—!"
Sparks flew everywhere!
The sharp claws that could cut through wooden stakes actually made a metallic scraping sound when they gripped Li Tuantuan's protective qi (and thick layer of fat).
pain!
Li Tuantuan felt a burning pain in her neck. Although it hadn't broken through her defenses, the impact was still quite severe.
But he didn't back down. Instead, he used the momentum to open his arms and give the lynx a warm "bear hug".
"Get down here!"
Li Tuantuan's arms were clenched together like iron clamps.
Once I've got you in my arms, no matter how fast you go, I'll still break a few of your bones!
However, Li Tuantuan still underestimated the reaction speed of this A+ level monster.
Just as his bear hug was about to close, the two-tailed lynx made a move in mid-air that defied the laws of physics.
Its spine seemed boneless, suddenly snapping backward and forcibly twisting its body 180 degrees in mid-air.
Li Tuantuan's bear hug missed, only managing to grab a few long gray hairs.
"roar!"
The lynx let out a sharp hiss and, using the strength of Li Tuantuan's arm, kicked off with its hind legs.
"Bang!"
The kick landed squarely on Li Tuantuan's chest, the immense force sending the 300-pound panda staggering back several steps, crashing through the sheep pen fence behind it.
Dust flew everywhere.
The lynx landed lightly on the courtyard wall, looking down at Li Tuantuan from its high perch.
Its eyes no longer held greed, but vigilance, even a hint of... mockery.
It seemed to have seen through the fact that although this panda had high defense and great strength, its speed was a major weakness.
"Roar..." (You fatso, you think you can catch me?)
The lynx growled, its two tails swaying like venomous snakes.
Li Tuantuan climbed out of the ruins, patted the dirt off her chest, and her eyes turned extremely fierce.
Did a cat look down on you?
Can this be tolerated?
"Lin Wan! Fire!" Li Tuantuan shouted (although it sounded like he was just making a "uh-huh" sound).
Lin Wan, who was hiding inside the house, had been eyeing the place for a long time.
"Bang bang bang!"
Three gunshots rang out.
The bullets whistled as they flew toward the lynx.
But the lynx simply turned slightly to the side, as if taking a stroll, and easily dodged the bullet.
It was so fast that even its afterimage was not visible.
It seemed to have had enough fun, and its eyes suddenly turned cold.
It realized that this fat bear was a tough nut to crack.
but……
Its gaze suddenly turned to the sky.
There, a crow was circling, looking for an opportunity to strike.
Coal briquettes!
Choose the softest persimmons to squeeze.
A cruel smile curled at the corner of the lynx's mouth.
"Whoosh—!"
Its two tails suddenly straightened, and the bone spikes at the tips of the tails shot out like pebbles from a slingshot.
It's faster than a bullet!
Coal Ball was looking for an opportunity to drop its "biological bomb" (garlic) in mid-air, never expecting that the cat had a ranged attack capability.
"Huh?!"
It only had time to let out a cry of alarm and frantically flap its wings to try and escape.
But we were still a step behind.
"puff!"
A sharp bone spike pierced precisely through the left wing of the coal ball.
Blood instantly stained the black feathers red.
"Gah—!!!"
A piercing scream tore through the night sky.
The coal ball lost its balance and, like a kite with a broken string, tumbled through the air before plummeting straight down.
"Coal briquettes!!!"
Li Tuantuan witnessed this scene and felt a "buzz" in her mind, as a string called reason snapped completely.
That's his underling!
It's that silly bird who, despite being foul-mouthed, lazy, and prone to farting, always stayed by his side!
An indescribable aura of violence erupted from the depths of Li Tuantuan's dantian.
His eyes instantly became bloodshot and turned crimson.
Its fur stood on end, making it look like an angry hedgehog.
[System Warning: Host's emotions are fluctuating too much! Passive skill "Rage" triggered!]
[All attributes increased by 50%! Pain immunity! Sanity... lost!]
"roar--!!!"
This roar was more terrifying than any before.
It was no longer the cry of a panda, but rather the sound of a ferocious beast from ancient times, unleashing its boundless fury.
Li Tuantuan didn't care about tactics or defense at all.
Like a runaway heavy tank, he smashed through half of the courtyard wall and rushed toward the direction where the coal briquettes had fallen.
At the edge of his line of sight, the lynx was licking its paws, preparing to enjoy its "appetizer."
Dare to touch my people?
I'm going to tear you to pieces!
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