If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

In the chaotic battlefield, no one noticed that the little golden figure was staging a "battle for survival".

Although Jin Dou is timid, it's a professional treasure-hunting mouse. In its eyes, the red dot under the Rat King's belly is a hundred times more fragrant than the best cheese in the world. That's the big rat's "generator," and also its ticket to evolution.

It crawled forward through the foul-smelling slime, bearing the weight of five tons overhead. At this moment, it wasn't a rat; it was Agent Ethan Hunt!

Finally, the target was locked.

It was a protruding fleshy tumor containing a dark red crystal, which, like a heart pumping blood, was frantically drawing energy from the underground spiritual veins.

Jin Dou squinted his little eyes, revealing his two front teeth that could bite through steel plates.

Fortune favors the bold, let's do it!

"Snap!"

It bit down hard, pushed off the ground with its limbs, and pulled its neck back sharply!

This time, they called for the network cable to be unplugged!

"squeak--!!!"

A piercing scream nearly blew the top off the cave, and stalactites above fell down with a crash.

The Rat King's massive body convulsed violently, like a punctured balloon, and its seemingly indestructible, fatty armor visibly deflated. The suffocating sense of oppression instantly dissipated by more than half.

The red light is off, and the cheat program has expired.

"Well done! I'll reward you with a whole sausage later!"

Li Tuantuan felt the mountain of flesh beneath her buttocks soften, and that damned recoil force disappeared.

It's now!

Using the force of the collapse, Li Tuantuan kicked off with both legs, and her 300-pound body defied the laws of physics to leap four or five meters high.

He flipped over in mid-air with incredible agility, head down, palms down, assuming the palm strike that descended from the sky.

[System! Redeem it for me!]

[Host, what do you want to change?]

Stop talking nonsense! Give me the most powerful one! The kind that can turn a photo into a picture with one slap!

[Ding! Host's balance detected (though not much). Recommended one-time skill card: [Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon - Vajra Palm (Panda Limited Edition)]. Price: 5000 Merit Points.]

[Effect: This palm strike will make you look so cool you won't believe your strength. Comes with a 100% critical hit rate and a physical exorcism effect.]

5000 points?!

Li Tuantuan's heart skipped a beat. This was his life savings for a wife, accumulated over so long! How many bowls of milk? How many hot pot meals? Enough to buy a brand new, top-of-the-line game console!

But compared to his burned-out left arm and the spirit stone that was about to be in his mouth, money was just an external thing!

"It's been changed! But could you please give me an invoice?"

The transaction was completed instantly.

Li Tuantuan felt his right palm become scorching hot, as if he were holding a small sun. Golden light gathered in his palm, vaguely forming a golden palm print larger than his face.

He plummeted through the air at breakneck speed; the combined effects of gravity and the system's "money power" made him look like a black and white shooting star.

"This slap is for my lost hair!"

"Feel your father's love, you unfilial son!"

Li Tuantuan roared (though it sounded like a howl), and the golden bear paw, carrying a world-destroying momentum, slammed into the top of the Rat King's head.

"boom--!!!"

That loud bang would have made Newton sit up in his coffin and applaud.

The shockwave swept across the entire area from the point of impact, and the gale-force winds carried away the debris, forcing Lin Wan, who was far away, to take three steps back and squint.

The Rat King's enormous head was "physically compressed" into its chest cavity by this single blow! The sound of bones shattering was like firecrackers. The five-ton body collapsed with a crash, splashing up dust and blood everywhere.

The impact created a crater in the ground, and cracks spread like a spider web.

The Rat King twitched twice and then remained completely still.

The world is quiet now.

"Huff... huff..."

Li Tuantuan stood on the corpse of the Rat King, panting heavily. He was soaked to the bone, and his black and white fur had turned grayish-brown, making him look like a miner who had just come out of a coal mine.

But he won.

Not only did they win, they won so badly they were completely numb.

He looked down and saw the pitted and cratered earth vein stone roll out from under the Rat King's corpse.

It still emits an alluring blue light, and still looks like the most delicious lollipop in the world.

Li Tuantuan swallowed hard, her Adam's apple bobbing.

He glanced furtively towards the SWAT team. Everyone was still in shock; this was a perfect opportunity!

What is this called? This is called "battlefield attrition"! This is called "legal tax avoidance"!

With a hand speed completely disproportionate to her size, Li Tuantuan stretched out her claws and "accidentally" broke off the purest and most precious small protrusion from the edge of the spirit stone.

Then, it was stuffed into my mouth at the speed of light.

"Glug."

I didn't even dare to chew it; I just swallowed it whole.

A cool and powerful energy exploded in my stomach, instantly dispelling the intense hunger that had gripped my chest and back. Even the burns on my back started to itch, as if they were healing.

"belch--"

Li Tuantuan couldn't help but let out a loud burp, then quickly covered her mouth to cover it up, patting her belly innocently.

Hmm, this tastes a million times better than bamboo shoots.

At that moment, Zhao Gang rushed over with his men. Looking at the mountain-sized corpse of the Rat King, his jaw nearly dropped to his feet: "Dead...dead? A slap?"

Li Tuantuan jumped off the corpse. Although her legs were a little weak, she still tried her best to straighten her chest, put her hands behind her back (claws), and struck a master's pose with the attitude of "basic operation is nothing to be ashamed of".

Just then, a rustling sound came from beneath the Rat King's corpse.

Jin Dou popped out, holding the dark red energy crystal in its mouth, and ran to Li Tuantuan's feet like a treasure, frantically rubbing against his leg hair.

Li Tuantuan casually scooped it up and put it on her shoulder, then caught the coal ball that flew back.

A bear, a bird, and a mouse.

Amidst the devastation, a bizarre yet harmonious "family portrait" has been created.

However, before they could celebrate their victory, Lin Wan suddenly pointed around and exclaimed, "Look! Those rats!"

The swarm of rats that had been surrounding the group, ready to fight to the death, did not scatter after the rat king's death. Instead, as if they had received some new instruction, they began to retreat in an orderly manner.

At the very back of the swarm, in the dark shadows, appeared two smaller, but equally golden-yellow rats.

They herded the rats like sheepdogs, and before leaving, they turned back and gave Li Tuantuan's direction a deep look.

There was no fear in those eyes, only a chilling resentment and...wisdom.

Coal Ball shook its wings atop Li Tuantuan's head, its voice unusually serious for once:

"Boss, those two yellow rats are cursing you. They're saying: 'The green hills remain, the clear waters flow on, this isn't over yet.'"

Li Tuantuan squinted, watching the swarm of rats disappear into the darkness.

Not over yet?

Just right.

I haven't found a place to reimburse my 5000 merit points yet.