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Chapter 65 Clash of Meat Mountains: 300 Pounds VS 5 Tons

Li Tuantuan's "awkward but polite smile" didn't last three seconds before it froze completely on her face.

Because he watched as the enormous Rat King made a "slurping" sound in its throat, and a large puddle of thick, stringy, radioactive green saliva dripped down its two tusks, which were longer than the ivory tusks he had seen in the zoo, and with a "splat" fell onto the crystal-clear spirit stone pillar beneath it.

In that instant, Li Tuantuan heard the sound of her own heart breaking.

Was that a spirit stone? No! In his eyes, it was a super lollipop, exuding a deadly allure and covered in strawberry frosting! It was an experience pack that could help him evolve from "the tyrant of the Qinling Mountains" to "the tyrant of the Earth"!

But now, this sacred lollipop has been licked by a dead rat that looks like a septic tank come to life and is covered in pus?!

It's like you've waited in line for three hours to buy a limited edition ice cream, and just as you tear open the wrapper, a stray dog ​​passing by pees on your head.

This is no longer a matter of fighting over food; this is an insult to the soul of a seasoned foodie!

"Gungun! Come back quickly!"

Lin Wan crawled out of the rubble, covered in dust and dirt. Through his earpiece came Professor Wang's hoarse shouts: "That's an underground spiritual vein! If we lose it, the city above could experience earthquakes or collapse! That's the lives of millions!"

Lin Wan's face turned deathly pale as she roared at Li Tuantuan, "We have to get it back! We can't let it eat it anymore!"

Li Tuantuan wouldn't listen to any of her explanations.

Right now, only five words are playing on a frantic loop in his mind:

"Get your mouth off me!"

Up close, the visual impact of this rat king was like a nuclear bomb. It didn't look like a carbon-based creature at all; it was purely a pile of excess organic waste. Its layers of fat hung down like melted, expired lard, almost submerging its limbs, and its purplish-black veins throbbed wildly under its skin like earthworms.

The most disgusting thing is that from deep within those fat folds, seven or eight pink fleshy tentacles have emerged, thrashing blindly in the air like parasites.

Uncle can tolerate this, but the bear cannot!

"Awooo—!!" (Die, you bastard!!)

Li Tuantuan let out a deafening roar, requiring no tactical deployment whatsoever. He slammed his hind legs into the ground, instantly shattering the hard rock, and his 300-pound body transformed into a solid black and white cannonball, hurtling headlong into the mountain of flesh with a whistling sound.

There are no fancy techniques involved; it's just pure conservation of momentum!

"boom!!"

Black and white versus gray and black—two mountains of flesh collided violently and without any frills.

At that moment, the entire cave trembled.

It was like a bowling ball slamming into a lump of over-fermented dough. The Rat King's half-meter-thick layer of fat dented instantly at the point of impact, and the terrifying impact transformed into visible ripples that spread wildly outwards along its fat body, stirring up layers of nauseating fleshy waves.

However, the rules of physics are cruel.

There was no cracking sound of bones breaking. Li Tuantuan felt as if she had crashed into a city wall made of highly elastic rubber, and the terrifying recoil surged back like a tsunami.

"Thump!"

Li Tuantuan was bounced five or six meters away like a ball, rolled three times on the ground like a gourd, and finally fell flat on her back with a "thud," almost cracking her tailbone.

"Squeak squeak squeak!" (That's it? It's not even as strong as a tickle!)

The Rat King let out a mocking screech. Its enormous body trembled violently a few times before settling back down as steady as a mountain. Its bright red, beady eyes were full of amusement, seemingly laughing at the overconfident black-and-white fat creature.

"SWAT team! Suppress fire! Cover the rolling enemy!"

Upon seeing this, Lin Wan immediately shouted into the communicator.

Zhao Gang and his men, who were lying in ambush on the distant rock face, seized the opportunity to pull the trigger, and their guns spat out flames.

"Da da da da!"

A hail of bullets rained down on the Rat King. But this monster, catalyzed by spiritual energy, possessed an almost superhuman level of defense. Bullets struck its layer of fat, merely splattering a few drops of blood from superficial wounds. Some bullets were even jammed by its thick layer of fat, unable to penetrate its defenses and injure its internal organs.

The pain only enraged it further.

"roar!"

The Rat King opened its large mouth full of fangs, puffed out its cheeks, and sprayed fiercely in Li Tuantuan's direction.

"laugh--"

A ghastly green poisonous fog instantly spread out, and the surrounding rocks immediately made a "sizzling" corrosive sound and emitted pungent white smoke upon contact with the fog.

"Everyone retreat! It's poisonous! Gas masks!" Lin Wan exclaimed, trying to rush over to pull Li Tuantuan away.

But Li Tuantuan was already carried away by this point.

Being mocked by a rat? Or being mocked by a rat that was food while they were fighting over it? If this got back to the Qinling Mountains, how could he, the "King of Beasts," lead his troops after this? Where would he put his face?

He tried to spring up like a carp... but failed. So he rolled to his side and stood up.

Li Tuantuan did not retreat a single step. Instead, she lowered her center of gravity again and adopted a sumo wrestling starting stance.

Physical attacks can't break through defenses, right? Biological attacks are corrosive, right?

Okay, your account is gone.

He had no time to heed Lin Wan's cries; his bear eyes were fixed only on the tainted "large lollipop."

Nobody can take my candy!

Li Tuantuan took a deep breath, and the merit points in her body began to burn wildly, with the system panel rapidly jumping on her retina.

[System! Redeem the upgraded "Copper Skin and Iron Bones" for me! Also, install a "Bio-grade Air Filter Lung"! Quickly!]

[Ding! 3000 merit points deducted... Exchange successful!]

A surge of heat instantly coursed through Li Tuantuan's body, and beneath her originally distinct black and white fur, a faint golden metallic sheen shone through. It was as if a cool, thin film had been added to her respiratory tract, instantly filtering the pungent poisonous fumes into fresh air.

Li Tuantuan grinned, revealing two rows of sharp canine teeth.

Instead of giving the middle finger (his claws were too thick to do so), he spat hard on the ground at the arrogant rat king.

"Pooh!"

Then, he stretched out a bear paw, palm up, and beckoned to the Rat King with his finger.

"Awooo—!!" (You little brat! Again!)