If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

The heavy footsteps in the depths of darkness finally revealed their true form.

If those mutated gray rats were thugs from the sewers, then these dozen or so that have just emerged are definitely a well-organized "Royal Guard."

Their size has completely deviated from the category of "rat," each one as robust as an adult wolfhound. Their originally grayish-black fur now presents an eerie iron-blue color, with each hair standing on end. Under the illumination of tactical spotlights, it even gleams with a cold, metallic sheen, as if they were wearing a suit of steel needle armor.

Instead of squeaking like ordinary mice, they lowered their bodies and let out low growls like bellows. Their small, scarlet eyes revealed a chilling cunning and cruelty.

"Fire! Don't let them get close!" Zhao Gang's scalp tingled, and his submachine gun instantly spewed flames.

"Da da da da da!"

A dense barrage of bullets rained down. However, a scene that plunged everyone into despair unfolded.

Those 9mm pistol bullets, capable of easily tearing through human tissue, actually produced a clanging sound of metal striking metal when they hit these monsters! The bullets were deflected by the steel-hard bristles, scattering a series of dazzling sparks, causing them only to pause slightly, without causing any real damage.

Only the few submachine guns in the hands of the special police could barely pierce a few bloody holes in them, but such injuries only enraged these drug-addicted mutated creatures.

"roar--!"

The lead one-eyed giant rat roared, and a dozen black shadows shot out like arrows, instantly tearing through the air and bringing a nauseating stench.

"Back off! Everyone back off!"

Li Tuantuan pulled Lin Wan, who was still firing, behind her. Although he was also starving and his legs were weak, and although he also wanted to lie down, as a national treasure with deputy-department-level benefits, if he were to be sacrificed by his owner now, who would peel bamboo shoots for him in the future? Who would wipe his butt?

Who's going to buy him the limited edition bowl of milk?!

"Awoo!" (Your grandpa bear is here!)

Li Tuantuan roared, and his huge body stood in front of everyone like a black and white iron tower.

"Bang!"

Three elite giant rats simultaneously slammed into Li Tuantuan. The enormous impact sent mud flying everywhere beneath Li Tuantuan's feet, and her massive body slid backward half a meter.

pain!

Li Tuantuan gasped. Although her "Copper Skin and Iron Bones" had blocked the fatal wound, the impact of these beasts was like that of a group of small motorcycles.

What's even more insidious is that these rats actually know how to coordinate tactics!

One feinted an attack from the front to draw fire, while another attacked from below, biting at Li Tuantuan's knee. The most despicable one actually circled around to the side and rear, opened its stinking mouth full of sharp teeth, and took a hard bite at Li Tuantuan's round, plump, and proud buttocks!

"Awooo—!!!"

A piercing scream echoed through the underground space.

Li Tuantuan instantly squeezed her legs together, tears welling up in her eyes.

Although it didn't bite through the fat layer or break through the defenses, it still hurt! That's flesh! That's the sexy peach-shaped butt that hundreds of millions of fans across the internet want to touch!

That dead rat has no sense of martial ethics!

Just as Li Tuantuan's movements became distorted due to the excruciating pain in her buttocks, a fatal gap appeared in the defense.

A slightly smaller elite rat seized the opportunity, darting past Li Tuantuan's armpit like a gray lightning bolt, its target Lin Wan, who was changing magazines.

"Team Leader Lin, watch out!" Zhao Gang's eyes widened in horror.

Lin Wan reacted very quickly, instinctively raising her arm to block.

"Rip!"

The sharp claws instantly tore through the sleeve of the tactical training uniform, leaving three deep, bone-revealing gashes on Lin Wan's fair forearm. Bright red blood gushed out instantly, dripping into the dark mud.

Bloody smell.

Moreover, it's the scent that Li Tuantuan is most familiar with—the scent of the pet owner who feeds him every day, grooms him, and, despite his fierce words, actually dotes on him the most.

Time seemed to stand still at that moment.

Li Tuantuan froze, his hand still clutching his buttocks. He slowly turned his head, looking at Lin Wan clutching her arm, her brows furrowed in pain, and at the glaring red.

In that instant, the clear, foolish look that had been in Li Tuantuan's eyes disappeared from her signature dark circles.

Instead, a savage crimson appeared.

You can bite my butt.

You can steal my bamboo shoots.

They can even call me fat.

but--

You're messing with my long-term meal ticket? You're messing with my personal cat owner?

You bunch of trash living in the gutter, you've narrowed your path!

"roar--!!!"

This roar was no longer a cute act, nor a threat, but a genuine killing intent from the depths of the bloodline of the ancient iron-eating beast!

[Ding! Host's rage level detected as off the charts, adrenaline surge!]

[Passive Skill Triggered: Guardian Frenzy (Temporarily increases Strength by 30%, Pain Reduction by 50%)!]

Li Tuantuan moved.

This time, he didn't use any fancy defensive stances. He completely abandoned defense, letting the two giant rats cling to his back and bite him wildly.

He turned around abruptly, and before the elite rat that had just scratched Lin Wan could even land, a huge bear paw fell from the sky and pressed down on its head.

"Bang!"

There are no tricks, only absolute power.

Li Tuantuan used one hand to forcefully press the rat hard into the concrete floor.

Snap—Pfft!

A sickening cracking sound, mixed with the ripping of flesh and blood, rang out. The elite rat didn't even have time to scream before its head was smashed into its chest cavity, instantly turning into a pile of minced meat.

Sold out instantly!

But this was not enough to quell the panda's anger.

The biting sensation from behind continued. Li Tuantuan swung her hand back and precisely grabbed the tails of the two giant rats that were hanging on her back, trying to tear open her anus.

"Die!"

Li Tuantuan swung her arms in a wide arc, and with her 300-pound weight and ferocious strength, she instantly transformed into a human (bear-shaped) meat grinder.

Those two giant rats, each weighing several tens of kilograms, had become meteor hammers in Li Tuantuan's hands.

woohoo-

Black and white whirlwinds rose at the narrow entrance of the passage.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Any rats that rushed at them that were touched instantly had their bones broken and tendons snapped, flying away like tattered sacks. Blood and flesh flew everywhere, accompanied by screams of agony.

The special police officers were stunned.

They'd seen ferocious creatures before, but never one this ferocious. This wasn't a national treasure, the giant panda; it was clearly Lu Bu, the demon god, in panda skin!

"Don't stand still! Retreat! Retreat that way!"

Li Tuantuan brandished the "Rat Meteor" while yelling at the SWAT officers behind him (though it sounded more like howling). He pointed to the entrance of a narrow maintenance passage not far away.

The terrain here is too open, and the number of rats is endless; we can wear him down eventually. We must find a place where one man can hold off the entire enemy!

"Retreat! Quickly into the passage!" Zhao Gang reacted, supporting the injured Lin Wan, and led the team frantically towards the passage that could only accommodate two people side by side.

After the last SWAT officer crawled inside, Li Tuantuan threw away the rat carcass that had been smashed to pieces in her hand, and with a nimble leap, retreated to the entrance of the passage.

Then, he turned around, facing outwards, and sat down.

"puff."

A muffled thud.

Li Tuantuan's large, round, and extremely elastic buttocks were like a perfect cork, sealing the entire opening perfectly.

The rats outside swarmed in, frantically ramming and scratching at the "Wall of Sighs".

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

"Roar!" (Open the door! You dare steal kills? You dare open the door!)

However, no matter how fierce the wind and rain raged outside, I remained steadfast and unmoved.

Inside the corridor, the special police officers slumped to the ground, breathing heavily. The beam of their flashlights shone on Li Tuantuan's broad back.

Lin Wan endured the pain and had the team doctor give her wound a quick bandage. Her eyes reddened as she watched Li Tuantuan's retreating figure blocking the doorway.

Its once distinct black and white, glossy fur was now a mess. A large patch of fur on its back had been bitten bald by rats, revealing pink skin with bloody marks underneath.

Those were injuries sustained while protecting them.

"Tuantuan..." Lin Wan's voice choked with emotion as she reached out to touch his back.

However, at this moment, Li Tuantuan was so irritable that she wanted to hit someone.

Although he was partially blocked from feeling pain, those dead rats kept scratching his buttocks and back through his fur. It felt like hundreds of mosquitoes were biting him, both itchy and painful, which was an extreme insult to Xiong Ge.

"Damn it, this is so annoying!"

Li Tuantuan wiggled her bottom, trying to rub off the itching sensation.

Suddenly, his claws touched something hard at his waist.

That was a weapon I had exchanged with merit points to look cool, and I had been keeping it hidden in the folds of my belly, unwilling to use it.

It was also the magical artifact he most longed for when he watched a movie starring a kung fu superstar in his previous life.

Li Tuantuan's eyes lit up.

Yeah! I have weapons! Why should I tank monsters with my bare hands? Am I stupid?

He took a deep breath, pulled in his stomach, and lifted his buttocks.

The rats outside felt the resistance ease and were about to rush in.

The next second, the fat man in black and white who was blocking the hole suddenly turned around.

Under the beam of the flashlight, Li Tuantuan stood up straight, her two bear paws sweeping down from her waist.

"Clang—"

Two gleaming silver nunchucks, crafted from high-strength aerospace titanium alloy, appeared in his palms.

Li Tuantuan tilted his head, and on his adorable face, a very human, Bruce Lee-esque, wicked smile appeared.

He rubbed his nose with his thumb.

"Ada—!!!"

A strange scream rang out.

The titanium alloy nunchucks danced through the air, leaving a trail of afterimages, and with a piercing shriek as they lashed out at the group of rats who thought they had found an opportunity.

At this moment, the number one martial monk of the Qinling Mountains... oh no, the number one martial bear, has officially gone live.

"Next, it's time to hunt," Li Tuantuan thought to herself with a cold laugh.

You bunch of rats, are you ready to get a beating from a deputy division-level cadre?