If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.
Chapter 4 Policewoman, I Don't Want to Try Anymore
What is that thing?
Before she could see clearly, a very strange cry suddenly came from outside the door.
"Uh-huh--!!"
The sound was a bit like a sheep's bleating, a bit like a dog's barking, and also carried a hint of coquetry.
This is definitely not the voice of those three wanted criminals!
Curiosity ultimately triumphed over fear. Lin Wan took a deep breath, abruptly pulled back the bolt, shoved the iron gate open, raised her baton high, and shouted sternly:
"Police! Hands up! Don't move!"
However, the next second.
The baton, held high in mid-air, froze.
Lin Wan's beautiful big eyes widened instantly, her small mouth opened slightly, and her brain's CPU went completely overheating in that instant.
The person standing in front of her was not a masked thug.
It's a panda.
A real, living, wild giant panda, as big as a small mountain!
This creature was currently in a position where it was pounding on the door with one paw. Perhaps because the door opened so suddenly, its thick, glove-like bear paw was awkwardly hanging in mid-air, looking rather dim-witted.
With the help of the light streaming from the duty room, Lin Wan was able to see the panda in its entirety.
It was covered in mud and grass clippings, looking somewhat disheveled, but its round belly, distinctive dark circles under its eyes, and two fluttering little ears were all challenging Lin Wan's perception.
Is this... a living national treasure?!
What horrified Lin Wan even more was that the panda's previously fierce and impatient gaze instantly changed the moment it saw her.
What kind of look was that?
Shock, surprise, greed (?), and even a hint of... lewdness?
Li Tuantuan was truly stunned at this moment.
Although I had seen many beautiful women in short videos in my previous life, nothing could compare to the impact of being face-to-face with them.
The policewoman in front of him was exactly his type.
The cheeks flushed slightly with nervousness, Xiong Er's breathing rising and falling rapidly, the slender wrists trembling slightly as he gripped the baton...
Especially those long legs encased in black tactical trousers, which were less than half a meter in front of his nose!
Straight! Long! Powerful!
Li Tuantuan's heart skipped a beat.
[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]:
"I knew taking the civil service exam was the right thing to do! I knew working within the system was desirable! The government really didn't lie to me!"
"Those legs... those lines... that length... if I could just hug them, I'd gladly give up ten years of my life!"
"I was single for thirty years in my past life, never even held a girl's hand, and now I've been reincarnated as a panda, meeting such a stunning policewoman on my very first day? Is this what they call 'good fortune'?"
"Don't panic! Li Tuantuan! Stay calm! You're a national treasure now! You have immunity! Even if you pounce on her right now, it's just 'affectionate behavior between wild animals,' not indecent assault! Hehehe..."
Although her inner turmoil was churning, Li Tuantuan still put on a cute and innocent act on the surface.
He first grinned at Lin Wan, revealing a smile that looked very honest (but was actually a bit like a pervert).
Then, with remarkable ease, he took a step to the side, revealing his "masterpiece" behind him like a salesman showing off a product.
Lin Wan followed its movement and looked over.
When she saw the three men on the steps, bound tightly like dead pigs, it was as if a thunderbolt had exploded in her mind.
She had seen those three faces on the wanted poster countless times; she would recognize them even if they were reduced to ashes!
"This is... the gang of Zhang Sanbiao, a Class A wanted criminal?!"
Lin Wan felt like she was dreaming. An extremely absurd and outrageous dream.
Were these three people captured by this panda?
Before she could recover from the shock of her worldview collapsing, Li Tuantuan began his "compensation" process.
He stretched out the bear paw that had just been banging on the door, pointed to the criminal on the ground, and then pointed to the banner on the wall that read "Combating Organized Crime and Eliminating Evil, Rewards for Reporting"
After doing all this, his gaze once again locked onto Lin Wan—or more precisely, onto those long legs.
[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]
"The process is complete, it's time to collect the interest."
"Miss, although I really want to be an upright and honest public servant panda, but... your legs look really nice to hug!"
"I'm doing this for the sake of the organization! I'm doing this to show friendliness! Absolutely not to take advantage! Yes! That's it!"
The next second, under Lin Wan's horrified gaze, the 300-pound behemoth suddenly dropped to the ground and, using all four limbs, darted in front of her with extreme agility.
Then--
"Clatter!"
Two thick, warm, furry front paws clung tightly to Lin Wan's left thigh.
Immediately afterwards, that huge black and white head pressed against her without any politeness, rubbing against the side of her thigh and finding the most comfortable angle to lean against her.
It feels warm to the touch, its fur is soft, and you can even feel the panda's strong heartbeat.
Lin Wan froze completely.
She could feel the tension in her leg muscles, and she could also feel the panda's persistent, shameless strength.
Not only did it hug her, it also raised its head, blinked its big, innocent eyes, and let out an extremely seductive sound at Lin Wan:
"Mmm~~~"
The voice was filled with grievance, dependence, and an indescribable...satisfaction.
[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]:
"So comfortable! So comfortable! Is this the policewoman's leg? The elasticity! The firmness! A million times better than that cold stone!"
"Miss, don't tremble. I'm not going to eat you. I just want you to support me for life. I have a government job, and I have a dowry (those three wanted criminals). It's not unreasonable for me to marry into your police station, is it?"
"Touch me! Rub me! Don't just look!"
Lin Wan's mind went completely blank at that moment.
Reason told her that this was a beast, a terrifying creature capable of single-handedly taking down three armed thugs.
but……
The way it cuddled its own leg and acted cute was just...so adorable!
That unexpected charm instantly broke down her defenses as a woman.
"Um...you..." Lin Wan's voice trembled. She tentatively reached out, wanting to touch that big head, but dared not.
At this awkward and ambiguous moment, a series of hurried footsteps came from the backyard.
"Kobayashi! Kobayashi! Are you alright? I heard a noise!"
Veteran police officer Zhang Jianguo, wearing a coat and holding a Type 64 pistol, rushed out with a look of anxiety on his face.
When he rushed to the door of the duty room and saw the scene before him, he felt as if he had stepped into cement and froze instantly.
What did he see?
Three wanted criminals, bound like dumplings, were left at the door.
Meanwhile, his usually aloof and dashing apprentice, Lin Wan, was being tightly clung to by a giant panda's leg.
When the panda saw someone coming, it didn't let go; instead, it hugged even tighter and rolled its eyes at Zhang Jianguo, showing a "this policewoman is mine, and nobody can take her" expression.
Zhang Jianguo nearly dropped the gun, his mouth agape wide enough to fit an egg.
"Are all pandas this hooligans these days?"
Li Tuantuan chuckled to herself and buried her face even deeper.
rogue?
No, no, no, can the actions of a scholar be called hooliganism?
This is called enduring humiliation and bearing heavy burdens for the sake of being employed!
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