If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

The moment the military transport plane started, the noise was so loud it felt like a hundred hand-held tractors were simultaneously dancing on your head.

Amidst the deafening roar of the engine, Li Tuantuan felt as if the top of her head was about to be shaken off.

As the "core weapon" of this operation, he was assigned to the VIP seat at the very front of the cabin—which was actually just two rows of seats removed and a slightly pilling military green cushion laid on the floor.

Even with such "generous" benefits, seat belts remain a fundamental problem that cannot be solved.

Ordinary military safety belts are simply not long enough for Li Tuantuan's round, ball-like waist.

"This is just too... spectacular."

Lin Wan gripped both ends of the seatbelt, gesturing at Li Tuantuan's stomach for a long time, but the cleavage in the middle was still at least half a meter short. "Director Zhao, what do we do? It won't buckle!"

This was also the first time Zhao Gang had ever served a "special agent" of this size.

He stared at Li Tuantuan's belly, which looked like she was carrying triplets, for a moment, then turned around and pulled out two nylon tightening straps that were usually used to secure light tanks from the pile of supplies in the corner.

"This will have to do. It can hold up to five tons and is absolutely sturdy."

So, three minutes later.

Li Tuantuan was like a Yangcheng Lake hairy crab waiting to be shipped, bound tightly to the cabin floor, unable to move, only her eyes could move.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: This is like stealing bamboo shoots! This is torture of prisoners of war! I'm a national treasure! I'm a hero! I'm a high-ranking police superintendent with independent bear rights! Tying me up like this, if the plane crashes, I won't even have a chance to parachute; I'll just become a dumpling and be fed to the fish? I'm going to complain! I'm going to the animal protection association to report your atrocities!

However, the protests were ineffective, and the plane began to climb.

A tremendous feeling of weightlessness instantly overwhelmed me, as if my soul had been ripped from the top of my head.

Although he is tough and resilient, Li Tuantuan actually has a weakness that is hard to talk about—he is afraid of heights.

Although he couldn't see out the window, his keen animal instincts clearly told him that he was shooting into the clouds like a rocket.

Terrified, he kept his eyes tightly shut, and even though his two front paws were tied, he still desperately tried to pry at the things around him, finally grabbing Lin Wan's trouser leg tightly.

With a sharp "ripping" sound, Lin Wan's high-quality tactical pants were torn into the look of a trendy ripped beggar outfit.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, that's just airflow, it will calm down in a while."

Lin Wan patted his trembling back gently, as if coaxing a kindergarten child, "Be good, look, your sister brought you something delicious."

She pulled out a packet of compressed biscuits as if by magic.

Li Tuantuan barely opened one eye, glanced disdainfully at the brick-like piece of dry rations, and then closed it again in despair.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: Even a dog wouldn't eat this! I want to eat Old Ma's braised goose in an iron pot, I want to eat spicy hot pot, I want to eat...

In that moment of distraction, the plane crashed into a strong convective cloud.

The entire fuselage shook violently, as if it were performing a wild wolf disco at an altitude of 10,000 meters.

"Awooo—!!!"

Li Tuantuan let out a piercing scream.

Under the influence of inertia, his body of fat, which he was so proud of, trembled violently like waves, creating a strange physical resonance.

To make matters worse, I ate too much before boarding the plane, and now my stomach is churning.

"vomit……"

"Hold it in! You absolutely must hold it in!"

Sitting opposite him, Zhao Gang's face instantly turned deathly pale, even more terrified than when facing the drug dealer's gun. "This cabin is sealed! If you throw up, everyone on this plane will be suffocated by the fumes!"

Li Tuantuan suppressed the sour taste that rushed to her throat, covered her mouth tightly with her two paws, and looked at Lin Wan with teary eyes, her eyes filled with accusation against fate.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: I want to go home... I'm not going to be a secret agent anymore... Let whoever wants this good fortune have it... Waaaaah...

……

Fortunately, the torment is always temporary.

Half an hour later, the plane entered the stratosphere, and the flight finally stabilized.

Li Tuantuan, like a salted fish that has lost its dreams, collapsed on the floor and let out a long breath.

I'm hungry.

At times like these, even compressed biscuits taste delicious.

He stared longingly at the "brick" in Lin Wan's hand.

Lin Wan sighed helplessly, tore open the packaging, and broke the food into small pieces to feed him.

Li Tuantuan chewed on the dry, hard biscuit, tears welling up in her eyes.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: The food standards at the National Security Bureau are terrible, not even as good as the food at the police station. After this mission is over, I must petition to have my food standards written into the constitution—not a single meal without meat is allowed!

At this moment, Zhao Gang walked over with a top-secret document, knelt down on one knee in front of Li Tuantuan, and looked serious.

"Now that you're awake, let's talk about the mission."

He didn't care whether a panda could understand such complex tactical deployments; he simply spread out a map on the floor and pointed to a red area outside the border.

"Our destination this time is an autonomous special zone located on the border called 'Mong La'. It's a typical no-man's-land, a place of warlord infighting, rampant drugs, and a haven of crime."

"According to intelligence, drug lord Old K is going to hold a very high-profile 'appreciation event' there soon, at his private armed estate."

"Old K has a strange habit. He's superstitious about feng shui and has recently been buying rare animals all over the world at high prices, especially those... rare and ferocious beasts that are spiritual and intelligent, saying that he wants to use them as guardian beasts for his home."

At this point, Zhao Gang paused, his gaze falling on Li Tuantuan, who was licking the crumbs of a biscuit, a sly glint in his eyes.

"Therefore, we devised an infiltration plan codenamed 'Trojan Horse'."

"We need a lure, a top-quality item that Old K can't refuse, one look and he won't be able to leave."

"This 'goods' will infiltrate the core area of ​​his manor and find the server that houses all the trading networks and financial chains."

Lin Wan understood immediately, her expression changing drastically, her voice rising eight octaves: "Director Zhao! You mean... send Gun Gun as an undercover agent? To sell it to Old K?!"

"Yes." Zhao Gang nodded, his tone leaving no room for argument. "Only in this way can we get in unnoticed. If we try to attack by force, that manor is equipped with heavy anti-aircraft weapons, and if Old K senses anything amiss, he'll immediately destroy the data and run away."

"But this is too dangerous!" Lin Wan stood up abruptly, "That's a den of poison! It's full of ruthless killers! What will happen to Gun Gun if we find out? No matter how strong it is, it's still just a panda! And a baby one at that!"

"Don't worry, we will monitor the entire process."

Zhao Gang pointed to the seemingly ordinary leather collar around Li Tuantuan's neck, "It integrates a military-grade locator and eavesdropping device. Moreover, we will arrange for you to disguise yourself as a 'seller' and accompany her for protection."

"Me?" Lin Wan pointed to her own nose.

"Yes. Your new identity is the only daughter of a major smuggling tycoon in China, and your persona is that of the arrogant, domineering, and extravagant 'Miss Lin.' And this unparalleled 'Kung Fu Panda' is the stepping stone you brought."

Li Tuantuan, who had been listening in, gradually slowed down her chewing.

Undercover?

Selling oneself?

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: Good grief, why does this script look so familiar? Isn't this a combination of "Infernal Affairs" and "Operation Mekong"? I want to be a good bear, but you're forcing me to be a traitor? Do you have no humanity left?

but……

Li Tuantuan suddenly thought of something, and her black bean-like eyes suddenly lit up.

Since it's going to be a "top-tier pet" or a "guardian beast of the house," its treatment certainly can't be bad, right?

I heard that those drug lords are incredibly wealthy, living in palaces and eating the finest delicacies.

A scene instantly flashed through Li Tuantuan's mind: he was lying lazily on a large bed made of golden nanmu wood, surrounded by a group of exotic beauties in bikinis, some peeling grapes for him, others massaging his bear paws, and in front of him were piles of specially supplied bowls of milk and Australian Wagyu beef...

"Slurp."

An untimely swallowing sound broke the heavy atmosphere in the cabin.

Li Tuantuan's eyes were fixed, and a strange smile even appeared on her lips.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: This task... doesn't seem like it's impossible to take it? As long as I don't have to do anything, just eat, drink, and act cute, isn't that my area of ​​expertise? This is practically a paid vacation!

With great effort, he stretched out his bound hand, patted Zhao Gang's knee, and then struggled to raise a thumb that looked like a fleshy ball.

"Mmm!" (Deal! But this counts as a business trip, so I'll have to pay extra! I want double the amount of milk! Also, that grape-feeding project with the pretty girl has to be arranged!)

Although Zhao Gang didn't understand the "panda language," he did understand the gesture, which was full of vulgarity.

"Good! That was great! As expected of a divine beast, its awareness is truly high!" Zhao Gang breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Wan watched in anger as the "dirty deal" between the man and the bear was instantly made, stomping her feet and poking Li Tuantuan's head in exasperation:

"You...you're all being ridiculous! Go away, do you know what you're doing there? You're risking your lives! It's not a school trip!"

Li Tuantuan shrugged indifferently and even adjusted to a more comfortable position to lie down.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: Risking my life? No way. As long as I'm cute enough, who would want to kill me? Besides, if it really came down to it... in this lawless, lawless zone, who would kill whom is anyone's guess.

The market has opened up new possibilities; this wave of profits is phenomenal!

With a screeching sound of tires rubbing against the ground, the plane began its descent.

When the hatch opened again.

The view outside the window was no longer the snow-covered northern landscape, but a lush, humid, and sultry tropical rainforest.

A humid, hot scent, a mixture of earthy smells and tropical plant aromas, wafted towards me.