If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

Having escaped the "accident scene" at the ice cream shop, Lin Wan, like a thief, dragged Li Tuantuan into the upscale department store next door.

"Ancestor, you were too impulsive just now!"

Lin Wan muttered to herself as she walked quickly, cold sweat almost soaking her bangs: "What if they take a picture of my face? I've already thought of tomorrow's trending headline—'National Treasure Intimidates Child in the Street, Snatches Ice Cream from Three-Year-Old,' does she even care about her reputation anymore?"

Li Tuantuan shrugged dismissively, even licking her lips with a hint of lingering satisfaction.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Tch, he launched his 'human cannonball' attack on me first! And I didn't steal it; I was just practicing 'Operation Disc,' properly recycling food resources. Besides, I was wearing sunglasses and a vest, so who would know which panda I was? As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."

The two of them strolled all the way to the women's clothing section on the third floor.

Lin Wan originally wanted to buy Li Tuantuan a few large-sized T-shirts, since Lao Ma's XXL hoodie was really too tight, making Li Tuantuan's little belly look like a gas cylinder that was about to explode, and it was suffocating just looking at him.

But after going around in circles, reality proved harsh—there simply wasn't a garment big enough to fit a 300-pound panda.

"Even the largest size here is a crop top for you..." Lin Wan sighed. "Looks like I'll have to have one custom-made."

Just then, I passed by a high-end lingerie store.

A very hot saleswoman stood at the entrance, wearing a tight-fitting business uniform; her S-shaped curves were simply outrageous.

Li Tuantuan's feet seemed to be rooted to the ground, welded to the floor, and she couldn't move them no matter what.

His gaze, peering through his sunglasses, was fixed on the saleswoman and the mannequin behind her.

Okay, I can't keep up the act anymore. Actually, I was just staring at the girl.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Holy crap! Is this what the city looks like? The quality... is absolutely amazing! It's way better than Lin Wan's A-cup that's only held together by foam padding! If I could hug these, my life would be complete..."

The sales assistant was highly professional; she immediately greeted customers warmly when she saw them stop.

Although Li Tuantuan's outfit resembled that of a hip-hop freak, judging from Lin Wan's demeanor, she seemed to be someone with spending power.

"Beautiful lady, would you like to look at lingerie? We just received our newest arrivals, and they're perfect for your figure." The sales assistant smiled radiantly, her gaze then falling on Li Tuantuan, who stood beside her like a mountain. "Is this... your boyfriend? He's really strong."

Lin Wan awkwardly dug her toes into the ground, forcing a smile: "Uh... sort of. He's... a sparring partner."

"Oh, a boxing sparring partner? No wonder you're so muscular."

The sales assistant gave her a knowing look, and to build rapport, she casually reached out and touched Li Tuantuan's arm. "Wow, those muscles are really strong. You must have been working out a lot, right?"

Li Tuantuan froze.

A beautiful woman touched me! And she even initiated the contact!

Even through the hoodie, he felt as if an electric current shot straight to the top of his head.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Don't stop! Keep going! A little higher! Yes, yes, right there! Sister's technique is so professional!"

He squinted his small eyes hidden behind his sunglasses with a look of enjoyment, his body involuntarily rubbing against the saleswoman, letting out a comfortable "humming" sound.

However, this slight bump led to a major incident.

Although Li Tuantuan's claws were hidden in his sleeve, his sharp nails couldn't be concealed. Just now, to feel the delicate touch, he subconsciously extended his claws slightly.

Unfortunately, those sharp, hook-like fingernails precisely hooked onto a button on the saleswoman's uniform collar.

He leaned back, trying to adjust his posture.

Time seemed to slow down at that moment.

The button, which was already under immense pressure, instantly gave way under the pull of "Bear Force".

"collapse!"

A crisp sound.

The button, like a bullet fired from a gun, drew a graceful arc in the air and flew towards an unknown corner.

Followed by.

"Sizzle—"

That was the desperate sound of fabric tearing.

The sales assistant's neckline suddenly opened wide, revealing a large expanse of snow-white skin and the exquisite black lace lingerie underneath.

The air freezes.

The entire third floor of the mall seemed to have been muted.

The sales assistant looked down at her cool chest, her mind blank.

Then she slowly raised her head and looked at Li Tuantuan.

Li Tuantuan held up that wicked paw, with a half-loose thread still hanging from its nail, and the whole bear was dumbfounded.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose? Also, the quality of your work clothes is terrible! Is this the kind you get for 9.9 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo?!"

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Three seconds later, it erupted.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!! You pervert!!!!"

A high-decibel scream, loud enough to shatter the mall's glass, instantly pierced through the entire floor and soared into the sky.

The sales assistant covered her chest with both hands, feeling both ashamed and indignant, and slapped him across the face.

"Snapped!"

Li Tuantuan instinctively ducked her head, and the slap landed squarely on his sunglasses.

My sunglasses were knocked off.

Even the XXXL fisherman's hat fell to the ground due to the violent movement.

Thus, that iconic, black-and-white, endearing panda face, now filled with terror, was exposed to the public without reservation.

The sales assistant's hand froze in mid-air, and the screaming sound stuck in her throat.

The passersby who were about to rush over to "save the damsel in distress" were also frozen in place.

At that moment, everyone questioned the meaning of life.

"A bear...a panda?!"

"Holy crap! Am I seeing things? It really is a panda! And alive!"

"A panda shopping? And it even harassed a young lady by ripping off her clothes?!"

"What...what kind of bizarre news is this?!"

The scene instantly spiraled out of control, a hundred times more chaotic than the ice cream shop incident earlier.

Countless mobile phones were raised as if they had eyes, their flashes going off wildly, creating a continuous clicking sound.

"Quick, take a picture! Quick, take a picture! This is big news! National treasure involved in prostitution!"

"I've got the title in mind: Shocking! Famous National Treasure Obsessed with Beauty, Tears Off Clothes in Public!"

Lin Wan felt a sudden darkness before her eyes, her blood pressure soared to 180, and she almost fainted on the spot.

It’s over.

It's completely over.

Just a moment ago she was a "little tyrant who snatches ice cream," now she's upgraded to a "perverted bear who sexually harasses people in a shopping mall." If this gets out, Li Tuantuan's image as a "model police officer" will be completely shattered!

"run!!!"

Lin Wan shouted with all her might, grabbed Li Tuantuan who was still in a daze and trying to explain, and turned and ran.

Li Tuantuan also realized that if she didn't run now, when would she?

He landed on all fours, immediately activating "tank mode," and smashed through the crowd like a bulldozer, rushing towards the escalator with Lin Wan.

Behind me came the security guard's urgent whistle and the excited shouts of the crowd.

"Don't run! Catch that rogue panda!"

"Security! Security! Block the door! Don't let the perverted panda escape!"

A man and a bear, "escorted" by countless mobile phone cameras, rushed out of the mall in a disheveled state and scrambled into the black SUV.

"boom--"

With one foot on the gas pedal, the car sped away like an arrow.

The car was deathly silent.

Li Tuantuan huddled in the corner of the back seat, her two paws covering her large head, not daring to look at Lin Wan's murderous gaze in the rearview mirror.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "This really isn't my fault! That button started it! I'm the victim! I'm innocent! Waaaaah... My reputation is completely ruined..."

Lin Wan gripped the steering wheel tightly, her knuckles white. She took a deep breath and gritted her teeth, saying, "Li! Regiment! Regiment!"

"This month, all your snacks are canceled! Your milk intake is halved! Also, go back and stand in the corner for three days to reflect on your actions! Not a minute less!"

Li Tuantuan gave a pitiful "hmm" and shrunk into a black and white dumpling.

but……

He silently savored the "scenery" he had just witnessed.

Hmm... Even though I got scolded and had my rations cut, it seems like... this wasn't a bad deal?

Why are those buttons so poor quality? It must be a problem with the buttons!