If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

"It moved! Boss, fire!" the third brother shouted nervously.

Without further hesitation, the leader raised his hand and fired a tranquilizer dart.

"call out--"

The syringe sliced ​​through the air, heading straight for Li Tuantuan's neck.

This shot was fired at a tricky angle; if it were an ordinary wild animal, it would have had absolutely no chance of avoiding it.

But Li Tuantuan didn't need any system prompts at all. Having watched so many action movies in his previous life, coupled with the terrifying intuition inherent in this beastly body, everything around him seemed to slow down in that instant.

He didn't even make a big movement; he just tilted his huge head slightly.

"Knock!"

The tranquilizer dart grazed his ear and embedded itself hard in the tree trunk behind him, its tail feathers still trembling.

The jungle fell into a deathly silence.

The leader, still holding his gun, nearly popped his eyes out: "He...he dodged it? This beast predicted my trajectory?!"

Before the three could react, Li Tuantuan made a move.

There was no shouting, no protesting.

He slammed his hind legs into the ground, instantly causing a ring of cracks to appear on the rock surface. Using this terrifying recoil, the 300-pound behemoth shot forward like an arrow, bringing a stench of blood with it!

This explosive power even surpasses that of the king of the jungle, the tiger!

"In martial arts, speed is the only thing that matters! Though I'm fat, I'm agile! Here I come!"

"Watch my Panda Tai Chi!"

The first to be targeted was the second son, who was carrying a hunting rifle.

He felt a sudden darkness engulf him, and a suffocating sense of oppression instantly enveloped his entire body. In a panic, he instinctively tried to pull the trigger, only to find an incredibly large bear paw already pressed against the barrel of his gun.

Li Tuantuan flicked her wrist, not using brute force at all, but instead guiding the opponent's force—Tai Chi, using four ounces to deflect a thousand pounds!

The second brother felt a strange spiraling force coming from the gun barrel, his tiger's mouth trembled violently, his entire arm went numb instantly, and the hunting rifle involuntarily flew out of his hand.

"If you're going to take the civil service exam, you need to understand the law. First step: surrender!"

Li Tuantuan silently recited the law enforcement procedures in her mind, but her actions were faster than her thoughts.

After surrendering, the next move is close-quarters combat!

He shifted to the side, his massive shoulder slamming into the second brother's arms like a battering ram.

——Bajiquan Iron Mountain Lean (Panda Version)!

"Bang!!!"

A dull, loud thud, like a sledgehammer smashing a sandbag.

Before the second brother could even scream, he was sent flying five or six meters off the ground and crashed hard into a thorny bush.

"Pfft—" The second brother spat out a mouthful of acidic water, feeling as if his internal organs had shifted, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted on the spot.

"Second brother!!"

This happened so fast, in just two seconds.

The eldest and third brothers were completely dumbfounded.

Is that supposed to be a panda?

What panda can disarm a knife bare-handed? What panda can bump someone with its shoulder? The precision of its movements is more professional than that of a top-tier martial arts instructor!

"This...this bear is a spirit! Boss, let's run! We can't afford to mess with this thing!"

The third brother, in charge of the animal net, instantly broke down. Seeing the black and white behemoth that had easily sent the 180-pound man flying, the primal fear completely overwhelmed his greed.

He threw away the large net in his hand and turned to disappear into the depths of the dense forest.

"Trying to run away?"

Li Tuantuan glanced at the third brother's fleeing figure, a cold, human-like smile curling at the corner of her lips.

"If I lose my sales targets, how am I supposed to negotiate with the sheriffs? Those are my top-quality Fuji apples! Come back to me!"

He couldn't even be bothered to chase after him.

He casually picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground and weighed it.

These forepaws now possess not only the power to split rocks and shatter stone, but also the skill and precision of a human.

He didn't even aim properly; he just tossed it around like a bowling ball.

"call--"

The stone flew out with a whooshing sound and hit the third brother precisely in the back of his calf as he ran.

"Snap!"

"ah!!!"

The third brother let out a pig-like scream, lost his balance, and fell face down into a muddy pit. He rolled on the ground, clutching his leg and howling in pain; he had clearly fractured a bone.

After dealing with the two henchmen, Li Tuantuan slowly turned around and looked at the only enemy standing on the field—the leader of the poaching gang.

At this moment, the leader's face was ashen, and cold sweat mixed with rainwater streamed down his forehead.

He gripped a hunting knife with a blood-stained groove tightly in his hand; it was his last resort. But as the giant beast approached step by step, strolling leisurely, the knife in his hand trembled as if he had Parkinson's disease.

despair.

An unprecedented despair enveloped the leader.

As a ruthless bandit who had lived a life of constant danger for over a decade, he had fought wild boars, killed black bears, and even exchanged fire with border patrols. But he had never experienced this kind of oppressive atmosphere.

The panda in front of me didn't have the frenzied bloodlust of a wild beast; instead, it exuded a kind of...masterful composure.

It even twisted its neck there, making a "crackling" sound!

"You... what kind of monster are you..." The leader's voice trembled as he retreated step by step until he had nowhere left to go, his back against a big tree.

Li Tuantuan tilted her head, looking at the guy who was still putting up a stubborn resistance.

"Who am I? I'm the future First-Class Police Superintendent (non-staff) of Taiping Town Police Station! Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely, don't you understand? Look, you're holding a knife; are you trying to resist arrest?"

"Since you resisted arrest, then I'll consider it 'appropriate self-defense.' If I used a little more force, I shouldn't have to write a self-criticism, right?"

Li Tuantuan stood up.

When a panda nearly two meters tall stands up, the visual impact is devastating. Its thick paws clench in mid-air, as if searching for the perfect angle for its chin.

Driven to the brink, the leader unleashed his ferocity, roaring, "I'll fight you to the death!"

He gripped the knife with both hands and, with all his might, stabbed it towards Li Tuantuan's seemingly softest spot—her white abdomen. This was the most vulnerable part of a wild animal; once its belly was cut open and its intestines spilled out, even a dinosaur would die!

However, in Li Tuantuan's eyes, this cut was as slow as a slideshow.

Instead of retreating, he advanced, without even using any fancy techniques.

With its hide and muscle density that were tougher than steel, it completely ignored the knife. Its left claw swung lightly, but it struck the side of the blade with precision.

"when!"

An unparalleled force struck, splitting the leader's hand and causing the hunting knife to fly out of his grasp, spinning and embedding itself in a nearby tree trunk, the hilt still vibrating.

This is absolute power crushing!

Immediately afterwards, Li Tuantuan reached out with her right claw and grabbed the boss's collar.

Just like lifting a chick, Li Tuantuan easily lifted the 160-pound eldest son into the air.

The eldest brother kicked wildly with his legs and pounded on Li Tuantuan's thick bear arms with his hands, but it was like scratching an itch. He looked in horror at the bear's face so close to his face.

There seemed to be a hint of... mockery on that face?

"Snapped!"

Li Tuantuan retaliated with a big slap.

He probably only used half his strength in that slap. After all, he still needed to leave someone alive for interrogation.

Even so, the leader was still beaten so badly that he spun around twice on the spot, half of his face instantly swollen like a steamed bun, and several bloody teeth mixed with saliva flew out.

"Your head's buzzing, isn't it?"

Li Tuantuan pulled him back, then pointed to the tree trunk next to him, indicating that he should knock himself unconscious so that she wouldn't have to do it herself.

The leader was completely stunned, staring at the bear paw pointing and gesturing, utterly unable to comprehend its meaning.

"How stupid."

Li Tuantuan sighed and shook her head with some disdain.

"This batch of criminals is so uncivilized, they have no sense of propriety at all. I have to do it myself, it's such a hassle."

"If this were in my previous life, someone with this level of intelligence would basically be out of the criminal world and would only be able to work in an electronics factory fixing screws."

Li Tuantuan extended her paw and gently pressed on the eldest brother's carotid sinus.

Those are the acupoints for fainting in humans.

The eldest brother felt everything go black before his eyes, his body went limp instantly, and he completely lost consciousness.

The battle is over.

From start to finish, it took less than three minutes.

Three fully armed Class A wanted criminals were wiped out by a panda using its physical body and fighting memories from its past life, without any system assistance.

Li Tuantuan patted the dust off her paws and looked at the three people lying haphazardly on the ground, feeling a sense of accomplishment.

"This is the crushing power of strength, this is a dimensional reduction attack."

He walked to the side and tore off a few tough old vines.

Next, it was time to showcase his "high intelligence".

He didn't tie her up haphazardly, but skillfully used a police binding technique he had learned online in his previous life—the pig's hoof knot. This knot tightens the more you struggle, and it's extremely difficult to untie without professional tools.

He strung the three of them together like candied hawthorns, especially the third one who wanted to run away, and tied a knot that was impossible to untie.

After all that was done, the rain stopped.

Li Tuantuan dragged the string of "spoils of war," glanced back at the chaotic battlefield, and nodded in satisfaction.

"I wonder if I could apply for a 'Heroic Act Award' or 'Outstanding Auxiliary Police Officer'?"

"If we could get a police badge to wear, I'd like to see which wild boar would dare to gnaw on my bamboo in the Qinling Mountains!"

Thinking of this, Li Tuantuan dragged the several hundred pounds of weight, yet her steps were unusually light.

"Let's go! Down the mountain! Time to get our government jobs!"