If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

With a formal position (albeit an unofficial one), Li Tuantuan felt her life as a bear was complete.

What do you call this? This is called "getting ashore"!

First, there was an epic upgrade to his living environment. His den had been upgraded from a worn-out mat in the hallway to a separate room in the backyard. There was air conditioning running 24/7, a thick wool carpet, and a huge, custom-made tire swing in the yard—his "dragon throne."

Needless to say, the food was downright decadent!

In addition to the arrow bamboo shoots specially supplied by the Forestry Bureau and air-freighted, Old Ma from the canteen also became his personal chef. He served low-oil, low-salt multigrain steamed buns, selected beef shank, seasonal fruit platters, and, of course, the indispensable bowl of milk.

"Hiccup—" Li Tuantuan lay sprawled on the swing, patted her round belly, and let out a satisfied sigh.

This kind of life of just loafing around and waiting to die... oh no, this kind of life of serving the people, I wouldn't trade it for even a god!

Of course, if you're paid by the government, you have to work. Although Li Tuantuan wanted to relax, she still had basic professional ethics (mainly because she was afraid of having her snacks confiscated by Lin Wan).

Every afternoon, when the sun isn't so scorching, a peculiar sight appears on the streets of Taiping Town.

Li Tuantuan put on the specially made XXXL-sized police vest, a pair of children's sunglasses that he had somehow managed to get on his nose, and sat imposingly in Lin Wan's police sidecar motorcycle, beginning his patrol of the jurisdiction.

As soon as the siren goes "woo-woo-woo," vendors and pedestrians on the roadside will greet them with smiles.

"Hey! Officer Rolling is causing a ruckus in the streets?"

"Officer Gun Gun, these are freshly picked Fuji apples, would you do me the honor of trying one?"

Li Tuantuan sat in the sidecar, one bear paw resting on the edge, the other waving demurely, looking just like an old cadre on a rural inspection tour. When particularly enthusiastic people offered him fruit, he accepted without hesitation, but with strict principles—he would only take one, and after taking it, he would offer a somewhat imperfect salute.

With this combo, his reputation in the town was instantly maxed out.

Of course, besides his cute and charming personality, his deterrent power is also at the level of a nuclear weapon.

That day, the motorcycle patrolled to the town's farmers' market.

A crowd had gathered in front of them, and the sounds of cursing could be faintly heard. Several young men with dyed yellow hair and tattoos of "left green dragon and right white tiger" on their arms were surrounding an old man selling vegetables, and they kicked over his vegetable basket.

"Old man, it's time to pay your protection money, isn't it? You've been dragging your feet for days this month. Do you look down on the 'Green Dragon Gang'?" The leader, a blond-haired man, had a cigarette dangling from his mouth and looked arrogant.

The old man trembled with fear, at a loss for what to do: "Gentlemen, business hasn't been good lately, could you please give me a few more days...?"

"Grace your ass! I think you need more training!" The blond-haired man raised his foot to kick him.

"drop--!"

A sharp, piercing siren suddenly blared.

The motorcycle executed a beautiful drift and came to a stop on the side of the road.

Before Lin Wan could even get out of the car, Li Tuantuan had already nimbly jumped out. Her 300-pound weight made the ground tremble three times upon landing.

He walked slowly behind the blond-haired man with his signature pigeon-toed gait, exuding a suffocating sense of oppression. He extended his thick, bear-like paw and patted the blond-haired man's shoulder lightly.

The blond-haired man, caught up in his tirade, turned around impatiently: "Who is it? You want to die? Daring to take my picture..."

Before he could finish speaking, his voice abruptly stopped, like a duck being choked.

What came into view was a huge, hairy, black-and-white face wearing sunglasses.

Li Tuantuan lowered her head slightly, peering through the gap above her sunglasses at him with a look of utter contempt. A slight upturn at the corner of her mouth revealed a sharp fang, as if to say, "Little bro, you're pretty arrogant, aren't you?"

A fierce aura rushed straight towards the blond-haired man.

The blond-haired man's legs went weak instantly, and he dropped his cigarette in fright: "Bear... Bear... Officer Rolling..."

Li Tuantuan did not lay a hand on anyone. He was a model of civilized law enforcement, and a respectable official with a formal position.

He simply and slowly extended a bear paw, pointed to the scattered vegetables on the ground, then to the blond-haired man, and finally clenched his fist, waved it in front of him, and made a series of cracking sounds with his knuckles.

The meaning is clear: either pick up the vegetables, or I'll pick you up.

Huang Mao looked at the fist that was bigger than his head, how could he dare to say no?

"I'll pick it up! I'll pick it up! I'll pick it up right now! I'm guilty! I'll rectify it immediately!"

The few arrogant young men who had been so cocky just moments before were now behaving like subservient grandsons, squatting on the ground picking up the vegetables one by one, wiping them clean, and neatly putting them back in the basket. To show his sincerity, the blond-haired guy even tearfully paid for the entire basket of vegetables out of his own pocket, at the price of premium supermarket produce.

"Sir, we're so sorry! We were wrong! We'll never do it again!"

After doing all this, the blond-haired man looked at Li Tuantuan tremblingly, his voice trembling with tears: "Officer Xiong, can we leave now?"

Li Tuantuan waved her hand dismissively, as if shooing away flies.

The thugs, as if granted a pardon, scrambled away, wishing they had two more legs.

"Good! Well done!"

"That's what they call 'the wicked will be punished by their own wicked bears... ugh, I mean, they'll be subdued by their own divine beasts!'"

The surrounding crowd erupted in thunderous applause.

Li Tuantuan calmly pushed up her sunglasses, concealing her achievements and fame.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "This is what you call subduing the enemy without fighting. Just by standing here with my physique, I'm the embodiment of justice, I'm absolute power! This feeling of bullying others with my strength is so exhilarating! My vision has been broadened, brothers!"

Back at the station, Li Tuantuan lay in the air-conditioned room, drinking a bowl of milk while reminiscing about her earlier triumph.

Suddenly, a long-lost mechanical voice echoed in my mind.

[Ding! Detection indicates the host has successfully joined the police force and established initial prestige.]

[Merit points are being calculated... 3 Class A wanted criminals were apprehended, 1 serial theft case was solved, 1 hostage was rescued, and several street thugs were punished.]

[Congratulations, host! You have gained 5000 merit points!]

[The system shop is officially open!]

"puff--!"

Li Tuantuan almost spat out her milk.

5000 points? I'm rich! Is this what they call getting rich overnight?

He couldn't wait to open the virtual interface in his mind; his mouth was practically watering.

The mall was filled with a dazzling array of products, categorized into different sections, making it difficult for Xiong to see clearly.

[Food Category]:

Premium Arrow Bamboo Shoots (10 points/shoot) – *This stuff costs money? Didn't the Forestry Bureau give it away for free? What a rip-off!

Manchu Han Imperial Feast (Panda Modified Version) (500 points/table) - I'm tempted, but it's too expensive, so I'll hold off.

Happy Fat Otaku Water (Unlimited Refills) (50 Points) — Holy crap! This is divine water! I have to buy it! This is the source of happiness in my bear life!

[Skills]:

Beginner Animal Language Proficiency (1000 points) — *Can you understand dog barks? Seems somewhat useful.

Basic Hacking Techniques (Keyboard Required) (2000 points) — Hmm?

Intermediate combat skills (already possessed)

Night vision (500 points)

He Mind Control (20000 points) - Can't afford it, pass.

[Special Category]:

Invisibility Cloak (One-time Use) (1000 points)

Human Language Translator (Audio-Comprehended Only) (Automatically Enabled)

Transformation Pill (not yet unlocked) —! This is the ultimate goal!

Li Tuantuan's gaze was fixed intently on [basic hacking techniques].

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Hacking technology? This stuff is interesting. If I could access the internet, wouldn't I be able to surf the web and even investigate cases? In my past life, I was a complete computer novice. If I could become a hacker pro in this life, wouldn't I be set for life?"

"2000 points is a bit painful... but it's always good to have more skills! I'm buying! All in!"

He redeemed the [Basic Hacking Skills] without hesitation.

In an instant, a massive flow of information flooded his mind. Various codes, programming languages, and network architecture knowledge appeared as clearly as if they were engraved in his brain, as if he were a born keyboard pianist.

However, the next second, Li Tuantuan raised her two thick, round, and furry bear paws and fell into deep thought.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "I was too hasty... I understand the brain, but how am I supposed to type with these hands? If I press down, wouldn't I be pressing ten keys at once? Is this 'one-finger typing' or 'one-handed cripple'?"

Just as he was worrying about his bear paw, Lin Wan pushed open the door and walked in, followed by a man in a suit carrying a briefcase.

"Gun Gun, stop spacing out, look who's here!" Lin Wan said with a smile.

The man adjusted his glasses, a professional smile on his face: "Hello, I'm from the Publicity Department of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. Given Comrade Gun Gun's recent outstanding performance and online popularity, we'd like to create an officially verified Douyin account for it to conduct legal education and promote its image. We will provide it with a dedicated tablet and mobile phone..."

Cell phone? Tablet?

Li Tuantuan's small eyes, hidden behind dark circles, suddenly flashed with two sharp lights.

Isn't this like a pillow being delivered when you're sleepy?

An official account? Doesn't that mean I can openly use my phone, watch videos, and look at pretty girls? I might even... try coding?

With a "whoosh," Li Tuantuan sprang up from the carpet and rushed towards the man.

He straightened his back, tucked in his stomach, gave a perfectly standard salute, then pointed to the phone in Lin Wan's hand, then to himself, nodding frantically, his tongue practically lolling out.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: "Give it to me! I want to be an internet celebrity! I want to gain followers! I want the whole world to know that I'm the strongest police bear on the internet! And that hacking skill... hehe, keyboard warriors, your nightmare has arrived!"