If you were made a mascot, you would become a legend in the police force.

Inside the luxurious dormitory of the Taiping Town Police Station, the air conditioning is set to a comfortable 18 degrees Celsius.

In the very center of the room, on the specially reinforced two-meter by two-meter Simmons bed, Li Tuantuan was sprawled out like a black and white pancake, taking up the entire bed.

The majestic SSS-level mythical beast Mantou could only lie miserably on the carpet by the bed as a dog mat; Jindou clung tightly to half a biscuit and huddled in Li Tuantuan's armpit; and Meiqiu stood on one leg on the clothes rack by the bed, occasionally letting out a bird-like snore that had no regard for its image.

Listening to the snoring of his recruited underlings in the room, Li Tuantuan was full of energy, his dark circles practically glowing green.

Nonsense, we just pulled off a big job, and now it's payday. Who the hell can sleep?

He frantically typed in his mind, "System, stop playing dead! Pay me right now! I'll make you pay for this! Not a penny less!"

[Ding! Calculating Qinling mission rewards...]

[Mission 1: Rescue Wang Zhenhua (Completed). Reward: 10000 Merit Points.]

[Task 2: Eliminate the "Spirit-Devouring Ancient Tree," a malignant tumor in the Qinling Mountains (Completed). Reward: 20000 Merit Points.]

Side Quest: Slay the mutated two-tailed lynx and the cultist in black robes. Reward: 5000 Merit Points.

[Hidden Achievement: Tame an SSS-rank mutated Icefield White Mastiff. Reward: 15000 Merit Points.]

[Total Merit Points Earned: 50000!]

Looking at the long string of dazzling zeros on the system panel, Li Tuantuan gasped, her 300-pound body trembling twice on the Simmons mattress in excitement.

Fifty thousand! A full fifty thousand merit points!

I've never fought such a lucrative battle in my life! The feeling of becoming rich overnight is amazing, absolutely amazing! From now on, whenever I buy milk, I'll drink one bowl and throw the rest away!

[Ding! The system has detected that the host's merit points have exceeded 50,000. The shop has officially been upgraded to version 3.0.]

[Congratulations, host, you have unlocked a new privilege: Portable Farm (Beginner).]

[Congratulations, host, you have acquired the god-tier passive skill: Beast King's Roar.]

[Beast King's Roar: Unleashes a roar imbued with the pure power of an ancient iron-eating beast. Inflicts a "mass stun and disorientation" effect on all hostile targets within a 100-meter radius. The duration of the stun depends on the difference in mental strength between the two sides.]

Li Tuantuan's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs.

This is amazing! Isn't this top-tier AOE hard crowd control with a large area of ​​effect?

In the future, if I encounter a group of ignorant bastards ganging up on me, I'll just yell at the top of my lungs, freeze everyone in place, and then slowly and methodically slap them one by one, maintaining an elegant and smug demeanor.

However, what made him breathe even faster was that new gadget called "Portable Farm".

The infrastructure-building and farming DNA inherent in the Chinese bloodline was instantly and violently activated!

"System, stop dawdling and start the farm!"

With a soft whoosh, Li Tuantuan's consciousness was instantly pulled into a strange space.

The area in front of me was about the size of a basketball court, with fertile black soil that smelled strongly of earth. A thick, gray fog shrouded the surroundings, adding to the sense of mystery.

In the very center of the black soil, there stands a solitary, dry, cracked stone spring.

[Portable Farm Description: The host may plant any plant here. Time flows at the same rate as outside, but plant growth cycles are affected by the concentration of spiritual energy in the space. Current spiritual energy concentration: Extremely low (comparable to a desert).]

[Friendly reminder: Host, please find a top-tier source of wood-type spiritual energy to activate the spring as soon as possible, otherwise even planting foxtail grass will lead to drought.]

Li Tuantuan curled her bear-like lips in disdain.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: Tch, this broken system is so stingy. It gives me a plot of land and expects me to do all the interior design myself.

However, he wasn't flustered at all.

With a thought, Li Tuantuan directly took out the trophy emitting a dazzling green light from her system inventory—[Wanmu Yimu Heart].

This thing is the essence of that demon tree for a thousand years, and the system's recycling price is a full 30,000 merits!

Li Tuantuan didn't feel any pain at all. She took the Yimu Heart, aimed it at the dry spring, and violently shoved it inside!

"Suck it, sir!"

The moment Yi Mu Xin touched the bottom of the spring, it instantly turned into a pool of viscous, emerald-green liquid, which seeped directly into the ground.

The next second, the entire farm space trembled violently, as if an 8-magnitude earthquake had occurred!

"boom--"

A dense, almost liquefied, wood-elemental spiritual energy gushed forth from the spring like a geyser, transforming into a gentle, green rain that poured down onto the dark soil.

The once lifeless black soil now visibly gleams with an amazing sheen.

[Ding! The spring has been perfectly activated! Current spiritual energy concentration: extremely high.]

[Farm Enhancement Buff Activated: All plant growth speed forcibly increased by 100 times!]

A hundred times?!

Li Tuantuan's mind went blank for a moment, as if he saw countless gold bars beckoning to him.

What does this mean? Plant a bamboo shoot, go to the station to slack off for a couple of days, and you can harvest a towering bamboo forest!

Capitalists would be so ashamed of this efficiency that they'd shed tears!

Li Tuantuan went completely berserk, her consciousness immediately switching back to the system store, and she started a crazy zero-yuan purchase mode.

"Special offer purple bamboo seeds, 100 merit points per pack? Buy ten packs! To eat as snacks!"

"A spiritually powerful apple tree sapling, 500 merit points each? I'll get two! To fill in the gaps!"

"Top-grade mutated cabbage seeds, 50 merit points? Buy, buy, buy!"

The happiness of wealthy families is so dull and tedious. After a shopping spree, Li Tuantuan used her mind to create an invisible plow, roughly planting a large number of seeds and saplings into that fertile black soil.

As soon as it was planted, the seed, nourished by a hundred times the spiritual energy, seemed to have been injected with chicken blood, instantly breaking through the soil and sprouting. Its tender green branches and leaves swayed in the wind, growing frighteningly strong.

Li Tuantuan stood with her hands on her hips in the consciousness space, laughing so hard she almost let out a pig-like squeal.

[Li Tuantuan's inner monologue]: I'm rich! Once the top-grade purple bamboo shoots grow, I'll eat ten a day and throw away ten! Achieving freedom in both large bowls of milk and top-quality bamboo shoots—this is the ultimate romance for a proper, state-employed superhuman!

After making clear arrangements for the farm, Li Tuantuan contentedly severed the spiritual connection.

As his consciousness returned to reality, he comfortably rolled over, rubbing his thick, bear-like back against the Simmons mattress. He pulled a thin blanket over his large belly and fell asleep in three seconds.

He'll be back at the municipal bureau tomorrow, and there's bound to be a ton of headaches waiting for him to sort out.

But so what? With 50,000 merits and a portable farm as a safety net, even if the King of Heaven himself came, he would have to wait for me to wake up and clock in before he could start operating!

Nothing was said that night, except for the sound of Xiong Wang's thunderous snoring, which echoed peacefully in the small villa.