I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

Upon hearing this, the entire room fell into a deathly silence.

Perhaps even Su Qingyue didn't expect that her grandfather wouldn't be angry, but instead had a smiling face.

She nudged Ye Shu secretly and whispered:

"Did you secretly give my grandpa some kind of love potion? I've never seen him treat anyone this well before. I even suspect you're his grandson and I'm the one who married into the family."

"Who can blame me for being such a charming and irresistible man? Even a dog would wag its tail and beg for a pat, let alone a human!"

Ye Shuyi blew her hair, a faint sadness on her face, as if to say how lonely it is to be invincible.

This left Su Qingyue speechless.

I've never seen such a shameless person. And it turns out this kind of person is her fiancé. I'm so angry!

On the other hand, the second branch of the Su family was even more dumbfounded.

"Father, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Su Mingyuan asked incredulously.

"I think they danced well. Young people are energetic, and it's a great and creative way to entertain during a meal."

The old man put down his bowl and chopsticks with a smile.

"Just looking at this makes me feel so full. I haven't had such a good appetite in a long time. Old Xu, tell someone to clear the dishes. I need to lie down in my chair and digest my food."

"Yes, sir."

Butler Xu respectfully agreed.

The Su family's second wife and her husband exchanged a glance, both somewhat bewildered.

"No, Dad, we haven't eaten yet."

"Haven't you eaten yet?"

The old man looked at the two of them with some confusion, "I thought that when Kuku put food on Xiaoyezi's plate, you were already full."

"Alright then, Old Xu."

He waved to the housekeeper, Xu, who was just about to call the cleaning service, and instructed her, "When you go to call the cleaning service, bring back a bucket of instant noodles for the two of them, and remember to buy two sausages."

"clear."

Butler Xu nodded in agreement and turned to leave.

Only the second branch of the Su family remained, staring at each other in bewilderment.

So, they spent a fortune arranging this dinner, but I didn't get to eat a single bite; I only got to eat instant noodles?

Grandpa Su ignored the two of them, stood up with the help of a chair, and waved to Su Qingyue, "Qingyue, Grandpa is tired. Come back to the study with me and have a chat. As for Xiao Yezi, let him chat with the young people and get to know them."

"Okay, Grandpa."

Su Qingyue obediently responded.

Then she looked at Ye Shu, who was sitting in a chair with a blade of grass in his mouth, trying to pick at the remaining pork knuckle skin on the table. Remembering how he had just put a big piece of fatty meat on her plate, she couldn't help but kick him hard.

"You good-for-nothing, I'll deal with you when you get back!"

She glared at him fiercely, then helped the old man back to his study.

"No, what did I do?"

Ye Shu innocently sucked on the pork knuckle skin, completely unaware that he had done something wrong.

A woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea; it's impossible to fathom it.

As Su Qingyue helped the elderly man leave, the atmosphere in the restaurant suddenly became silent.

The second wife's family had nothing to say to Ye Shu.

As for Chen Yu...

This guy had quietly slipped away, having said goodbye to the old man at some point.

Just as Ye Shu was feeling utterly bored.

But then Su Xiao crept over furtively, looking at him with a hint of admiration. "Brother-in-law, how can I be like you, so... um... elegant, yes, elegant?"

He frowned and pondered for a long time before coming up with a barely fitting adjective.

"That's easy!"

Ye Shu chuckled and popped a blade of grass into his mouth: "Since you call me brother-in-law, I'll teach you. Just put something in your mouth and you'll instantly have a tenth of my charisma."

He suddenly stood up.

Slide both hands downwards.

"If you had an outfit like mine, you would instantly have one-third of my style."

"I understand, I understand."

Su Xiao's eyes lit up. "This is called a set bonus! Just like skins in a game."

"Not done!"

Ye Shu nodded approvingly.

"This set I'm wearing is called the Dragon King Set. Once you own it, you'll gain the special ability to be ridiculed and questioned wherever you go, as well as the ability to trigger battle animations at any time."

Su Xiao was mesmerized and subconsciously replied:

"Then, when they've reached the peak of their mockery, I'll suddenly reveal some astonishing power, or pull out some terrifying identity, and slap them in the face, making them kneel and beg for mercy, right?"

"Wow." Ye Shu looked at him in surprise. "You know so much, kid?"

That's how it's written in novels.

"That's called pretending to be weak to catch a tiger."

Su Xiao scratched her head and continued, "Then how can I completely acquire your charisma, brother-in-law?"

"It has the appearance, but it lacks the substance."

Ye Shu pulled a foxtail grass from his crotch and handed it to him, "Here, chew on this foxtail grass, and your brother-in-law will teach you how to be a proper dragon!"

"First, you have to live in a run-down neighborhood, preferably with a cute high school student as your neighbor. Then you have to act as her younger sister, and occasionally go to a bar for drinks. Then you have to meet a stunningly beautiful woman who is also drunk. You step in to help her out, and then naturally, you end up in bed together without really understanding what's going on. When you wake up, the woman is gone, and there's blood on the sheets."

"Don't panic at this time, just grab your clothes and leave."

"It won't be long before the woman drives up in her Maserati, accompanied by a group of men in black, and blocks you on the side of the road while you're delivering food/working as a security guard/sweeping the streets. She throws a check or a contract at you and coldly says, 'Man, sign this, and you're mine.'"

"Then you realize that the woman is actually an aloof female CEO."

Su Xiao, with a blade of grass in her mouth, listened in stunned silence.

After a long while, he finally reacted and asked with some curiosity:

"Brother-in-law... is this how it is between you and my sister...?"

"What are you thinking about?"

Ye Shu slapped him on the head.

"I would never hang out with women in bars, because anyone who shows up drunk in a bar is definitely not a decent person. Do you think your sister would go to a bar alone, get completely unguarded, and then get taken advantage of?"

He glanced at Su Xiao with a hint of helplessness.

"Even if such women really exist, I'm afraid that one day they might lose control of their emotions and go to a bar to get completely drunk. Then you'd be unknowingly wearing a green hat without even realizing it."

That makes sense.

Su Xiao nodded, then suddenly came to her senses.

"Wait a minute, brother-in-law, you're enjoying yourself, but the advice you're giving me is to go to a bar and wait for the right opportunity to find a slut?"

"Who told you they had ripped crotches?"

Ye Shu slapped him again.

"If an ice queen CEO could be touched by anyone, would she still be an ice queen CEO? They are just lucky to be temporarily defeated by life, family and other factors under the influence of an invisible hand, and they just happened to run into a hidden big shot like you."

"This is called dry wood meeting a raging fire, uh, no."

"This is a match made in heaven, an arrangement of fate."

He talked nonsense with a straight face, which completely baffled Su Xiao.

"That makes some sense."

Su Xiao stroked her chin, her gaze suddenly glancing at the second branch of the Su family sitting to the side, and a thought struck her.

Logically speaking...

In this situation, you should probably stack a buff.

The story is about someone who is orphaned, whose family goes bankrupt, who is bullied by relatives, suffers all kinds of contempt, and is burdened with a blood feud or a great mission... That's what makes it interesting!

We need to think of a way to get those two old folks in there.

(You have to eat within the first ten chapters. If you don't eat, come find me and I'll make it up to you. Just thinking about what I'll be writing next makes me want to hum a little.)