I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

"You mean you're just an ordinary person who happened to be riding your bike past the Ritz Bar and happened to see through the bar's privacy glass door that a woman about 200 meters away at bar number three was being harassed by two thugs while completely drunk, and you didn't actually know her at all, but just had a surge of righteous indignation and stepped in to help, right?"

A male police officer, holding a statement sheet, looked at Ye Shu, who was tightly entwined with Liu Ruyan on the sofa, occasionally trying to rub his face against hers and muttering "Don't go, my husband," and solemnly recounted the incident.

"You have a keen eye, officer!"

Ye Shu slapped his thigh, somewhat disgustedly pushing away Liu Ruyan, who was smearing his face with saliva. He stated firmly, "I'm just a five-star citizen passing by. In the spirit of chivalry, how could I turn a blind eye to such illegal infringement?"

"Hmm? Can I?"

He blinked his big, bright eyes with an expression that said, "I'm innocent, I was just passing by."

"Of course I can't!"

After saying that, he rubbed his hands together and smiled shyly.

"Of course, if you think I acted bravely and maintained public order, then just give me a reward of three or five hundred yuan. I'm not greedy and I'm easy to talk to."

Male police officer: "..."

He looked at Ye Shuna's innocent expression, then at Liu Ruyan who was clinging to him like an octopus, and felt that his career was facing an unprecedented challenge!

"You think I'm easy to fool?"

"Um?"

He pointed at Liu Ruyan's hands, which were tightly embracing Ye Shu, and said, "You call this 'it's okay'? If it's okay, why is she clinging to you like that?"

"I'm innocent, officer!"

Ye Shu immediately protested, "I really don't know her. I don't even know her name is Liu Ruyan, that she lives in the Jiangjing Villa No. 3 compound, and that she's the president of the Liu Group. She was just dismissed yesterday. This morning she ate millet porridge and three milk-flavored steamed buns for breakfast, skipped lunch, spent the whole afternoon drinking, and was still drinking tonight. She was wearing a white skirt with light blue jeans, a pink lace bra underneath, and Hello Kitty-themed underwear. I didn't even know that. How could I possibly know her?"

"Hiss~"

The male police officer gasped.

That sounds reasonable. This guy doesn't know anything, but judging from his respectable appearance, he's obviously not a good person and is very likely lying.

No, we need to request assistance from outside the venue.

"You wait here, I'll go find someone to help."

As he spoke, he hurriedly walked out of the interrogation room with the statement sheet in his hand.

Ye Shu disgustedly brushed Liu Ruyan, who was still clinging to him, and pointed at her nose, scolding, "Look at you, you're not well-behaved at all, you've made them misunderstand me."

"I...I'm sorry..."

Liu Ruyan's eyes were blurry with drunkenness, but she seemed to understand his reproach. She pouted, looking aggrieved, "Then...then I'll explain to them later...I'm very good...I'll listen..."

Despite saying that, she didn't loosen her grip at all.

She was terrified that if she let go even slightly, this heartless and ungrateful man would slip away. She firmly believed that as long as she behaved herself, this man would never abandon her again.

"You said it yourself."

Ye Shu stared at her and instructed:

"Explain things to the police later, and they'll take you back to the Liu family's house. I'll ride my bicycle back myself. Later, transfer a thousand or eight hundred to my account as a thank you gift."

"Uh-huh!"

Liu Ruyan nodded, her big eyes darting around, seemingly lost in thought.

Ye Shu always felt that this silly girl was holding something back, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He could only helplessly look up at the ceiling with a look of utter despair.

I just want to go home and take a nap, why is that so hard?

"Alright, I'm sure Ruyan will explain everything in a bit, then everyone can go back to their own homes and find their own mothers."

"Huh? Why did I call her Ruyan?"

Ye Shu was suddenly taken aback.

Before he could think it through, the male police officer who had just left returned, this time accompanied by an older, experienced-looking police officer.

"Old Guo, this is what I just told you."

The male police officer pointed to the two people on the sofa.

"Although the matter is very clear and straightforward—it was sexual harassment by two thugs—given the woman's current situation, in order to ensure she receives proper care, we need to contact her family or friends."

"This Mr. Ye said he didn't know this lady, but he seemed to be very close to her. I suspect he is her friend."

"This is a police station, not an animal shelter. We can't let them stay here indefinitely. But if he really doesn't know this lady, it would be irresponsible of him to let her take her away like this."

After saying that, he glanced apologetically at Ye Shu.

"Of course, I'm not saying you're a bad person, sir."

Ye Shu waved his hand, indicating his understanding.

After listening, Lao Guo nodded.

"I understand, you just want to prove whether these two know each other or not, right?"

"That's right."

The male police officer nodded.

Senior Guo was a pillar of their bureau, and he used to be in charge of cracking down on prostitution and illegal publications. He was extremely authoritative when it came to distinguishing between couples and clients.

He can find out whether she's a prostitute with a simple check.

Everyone in the bureau called him Charles Guo.

The most complex and difficult cases are often handled with the simplest questioning methods. The experienced Officer Guo decided to ask Liu Ruyan directly if she knew Ye Shu.

"Madam, do you know the gentleman next to you?" Lao Guo asked with a smile.

"Um...."

Liu Ruyan shook her head, glanced at Ye Shu beside her, and whispered, "I don't know him. I don't even know his name is Ye Shu, that his favorite breakfast is a flatbread with fried dough sticks, and that he likes to dip the flatbread in chili sauce. He loves walking around the house in my slippers, and when watching TV, he likes to fight with my cousin for the TV channel, then sprawls out on the sofa and monopolizes the whole spot. I didn't even know he likes to get up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles. How could I possibly know him?"

She blinked her big, bright eyes and looked at Ye Shu with an expression that said, "I'm so cute and innocent," her big eyes full of "I'm so good, I want praise."

Male police officer: "......."

Lao Guo: "......."

Ye Shu: "........"