I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

The bright moon hangs high in the sky.

Ye Shu returned to the guard booth under the moonlight, and a veteran guard immediately came out to offer him a cigarette, chuckled, bumped his shoulder, and winked, "Brother Ye's back? Tell everyone!"

"What? My dog, Dahuang, gave birth to triplets?"

Ye Shu looked at him with amusement.

"Look at him, still pretending! Those were just two pretty girls! This is the third one, isn't it? One in his arms, another following behind, everyone's watching!"

"Isn't that right, everyone!"

"Yes, yes, I saw them both. Those two girls are incredibly beautiful. If I'm not mistaken, they must be the two daughters of the Liu family, right? If I could say one thing about them, I'd gladly give up ten years of my life!"

"Ten years? Twenty years? I'd be willing!"

"Twenty years? Thirty years? I'd be willing!"

"I'd be willing to die on the spot!"

People in the guard booth gathered around, chattering excitedly, their voices growing louder and their ramblings becoming increasingly outrageous, filling the air with a joyful atmosphere.

"Come on, it's you guys who are messing up the market."

Ye Shu laughed and scolded.

A young man rubbed his hands together and asked in a low voice:

"I'm just envious of Brother Ye's constant romantic encounters."

"So I want to learn from Brother Ye. Working as a security guard at this riverside villa is like a toad guarding Swan Lake... uh, no, being close to the water tower gives you an advantage. If we can get close to a rich family's daughter like Brother Ye, then everything will be a windfall. I'll definitely make sure my brothers live the high life!"

These words were met with a chorus of boos.

"Xiao Feng, I, your brother Wang, only dare to talk about it, but you're already thinking about climbing the social ladder?"

"Yes, Xiaofeng, you should be more down-to-earth."

An old security guard offered some advice.

"If Brother Ye can do it, why can't I?"

Xiao Feng was somewhat unconvinced.

"You and Brother Ye are not the same. You arrived early and didn't know."

The old security guard lit a cigarette, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and told him about those glorious years.

"Back then, our security team was a real swindler, always delaying our wages. It was Brother Ye who went to get them back for us."

"You weren't there at the time, so I'm telling you."

"That bastard Zhou Bapi, no matter how much we pleaded with him, he just wouldn't give it to us, saying he had no money and crying poor to everyone. In the end, they found a big safe in his office."

"Good heavens, that's huge!"

The old security guard made an exaggerated gesture.

"It's as big as half a table; the three of us can't even lift it."

"With both witnesses and physical evidence, guess what that skinflint Zhou said?"

"How so?"

Xiao Feng's curiosity was piqued, and several young people who had just joined the team also came over, straining their ears, afraid of missing even the slightest detail.

"Hey! That son of a bitch actually said he forgot the safe's combination!"

The old security guard slapped his thigh excitedly.

"This really stumped everyone. They couldn't break the huge safe with a hammer, and even if they used an oxy-acetylene torch, all the money inside would be lost. They were all in a panic, trying everything, but they really had no idea what to do."

"That Zhou Bapi was still standing on the sidelines, making sarcastic remarks."

"He said it wasn't that he didn't want to pay, but that it was fate, and asked everyone to give him a few more days until he remembered the password, at which point he would immediately give everyone the money."

"Isn't that just being a scoundrel?" Xiao Feng said angrily.

"Who can argue with that?"

The old security guard casually flicked his cigarette butt into the lawn and continued:

Just when everyone was at a loss, Brother Ye arrived.

"Does Brother Ye know how to open safes?"

A young man's eyes lit up.

"It's not that complicated!" The old security guard waved his hand. "Brother Ye didn't say anything at the time. He walked up to the safe, looked it over, and then punched it hard!"

"Bang!"

He raised his right hand and made a through gesture.

"That huge safe, made of five-millimeter-thick steel plate, was pierced through by Brother Ye with a single punch, just like tofu. On the spot, Zhou Bapi looked like he had eaten three pounds of shit, and his face turned green."

He finished speaking with a smug look on his face, ready to receive the admiring gazes of the young people, only to find that they all looked at him with disbelief and suspicion.

"Old Wang, are you sure you're not making this up?"

"A five-millimeter steel plate, even a bullet couldn't penetrate it, right? Could a human hand penetrate it? If you could, I'd eat ten pounds of shit on the spot!"

The young people who came upon hearing the noise booed and then dispersed.

Only Xiaofeng remained standing there, lost in thought.

He looked at Ye Shu curiously and asked.

"Brother Ye, is what Old Wang said true?"

"Of course."

Ye Shu, with a blade of grass in his mouth, looked up at the moon at a 45-degree angle.

"Actually, I was once a lone wolf king, ruling the Siberian snowfields, punching polar bears and stepping on emperor penguins. I was determined to marry the Snow Queen of the Snow Country. It's just a pity that I got tired of fighting and killing, so I went into hiding to experience the lives of you ordinary people."

"It's just a pity... sigh..."

He sighed deeply, his eyes filled with melancholy.

"Gold shines wherever it is. Someone as special as me is like a fragrant pile of shit. Even a dog would be tempted to come up and taste the saltiness."

"So sad, so blue..."

The wind blew up the stray hairs on his forehead, and the foxtail grass swayed in the breeze.

He does indeed have a bit of the air of a melancholy prince.

"Then... Brother Ye, can you teach me how to hook up with a rich woman like you?" Xiao Feng's eyes were full of longing.

"Well... it's actually very simple."

Ye Shu stood on a large rock, with his back to the bright moon in the sky, his right hand on his chin, making a super cool gesture.

"You just need to be as handsome as me."

........

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Several crows suddenly flew across the sky, cawing loudly.

Old Wang looked at him speechlessly.

How can someone be so narcissistic?

Xiao Feng suddenly realized something and hurriedly ran back to the security booth, muttering to himself, "No wonder, no wonder. Clothes make the man, and as long as I become a gigolo, there will always be rich women who want to date me."

Ye Shu watched his departing figure and sighed:

Everything is fate.

"What is destined to be yours will be yours, and what is not, you cannot force."

After saying that, he patted Old Wang, who was standing to the side.

"The wolf king has had enough of the wild and will eventually return to the den. Just like before, you'll cover my shift, and we'll split our wages 30/70. If the boss asks, just say I went to take a dump."

Old Wang's lips twitched.

As expected of Brother Ye, even skipping work to sleep sounds so appealing.

He patted his chest and said, "Leave it to me."

Since I was going to be on duty anyway, rounding it up is basically like getting double the salary for free.

This is also why Lao Wang respects Ye Shu.

Where can you find such loyal and straightforward brothers?

"Okay, I'll treat you to a meal next time."

Ye Shu stood up and left, bathed in moonlight.

Old Wang watched his retreating figure, a look of envy in his eyes.

"Comparing yourself to others is just awful..."

He sighed, took out a mirror from his pocket, looked at his nearly fifty-year-old face from left to right, smoothed his thinning hair, and muttered to himself with a melancholy expression.

"I'm so handsome, why doesn't any rich woman want to date me?"

"Old Wang! Someone's here, go open the door!"

"Coming right up!"

......

On the other side, Ye Shu's footsteps slowly stopped in front of a brightly lit mansion. As soon as the butler inside saw him, he hurriedly came out.

"Young master, you're finally back."

"I just got out of the police station, I need to go back and get some sleep."

Ye Shu yawned and was about to walk inside.

The butler quickly stopped him, somewhat embarrassed, and reminded him, "This...this...Young Master, Miss is in a rather...unwell mood today, it seems to be because of you. She hasn't slept yet and has drunk a lot of wine. As a servant, I don't dare to say too much. Why don't you...go and see her?"

"Because of me?"

Ye Shu was completely dumbfounded.

I didn't do anything today, so why is he involved?

He was completely confused, but he still nodded.

"Alright, I'll go take a look."

"Then please take care, son-in-law."

The butler made way as if he had been granted a pardon.

The young lady's parents died early, and her aunt and uncle were heartless. The master didn't live in the riverside villa, so the young lady lived alone in the huge house, which was cold and desolate.

I wonder where the young lady found her son-in-law.

The usually aloof young lady has repeatedly lost her composure because of her son-in-law, and today she has even drunk an unprecedented amount of wine.

But that's fine too, they're like a pair of bickering lovers.

"Sigh~"

The head of the household sighed and looked at the moon with worry.

"Hopefully, the son-in-law can get past the master's approval."