I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

"So... I'm homeless, right?"

The outskirts of Vatican City.

Click click.........

The roof beams made a creaking sound as if they were being burned and could no longer bear the weight.

The towering flames illuminated Feng Xi's profile, making her beautiful face glow red.

Countless buildings collapsed in the flames; the pointed, arched, and angel-adorned roofs crumbled one after another with a deafening roar.

"That's correct in theory."

Ye Shu nodded, unzipped his pants, and peed in the nearest flame. He almost got burned halfway through his body and quickly took a step back.

As he patted the fire, he said, "It's true that I burned down your house, but you still have me. I can be your guide in the future."

"Hmm..."

Feng Xi rested one finger on his chin and pondered for a while.

Finally, flames engulfed the world.

She smiled and extended her hand to Ye Shu, "Then, please take care of me from now on, Mr. Demon King."

Ye Shu smiled and took her hand.

"Come on, let me take you home to meet my older sisters."

As he spoke, he pulled a dilapidated old bicycle from around the corner of the fire, patted the back seat, and laughed, "Get on, I'll show you the feeling of flying."

"Hmm!"

Feng Xi laughed and jumped onto the back of the bicycle.

.........

"Mommy! Mommy!"

"Come and see!"

"Someone's riding a bicycle!"

"Silly child, this is the Pacific Ocean, how could anyone be riding a bicycle here..."

On the deck of a luxury yacht in the Pacific Ocean, a middle-aged woman was stroking her child's head when a dilapidated old bicycle sped past her across the sea, splashing water from its wheels.

Middle-aged woman: ".............."

Is it... a hallucination?

On the distant horizon, a half-receding sun casts a shimmering crimson glow across the entire water.

A barefoot girl sits on a bicycle, her skirt fluttering in the wind.

She blinked her blue eyes and looked at the azure water beneath the bicycle.

"Demon King, this is amazing!"

Fengxi curiously paddled across the water with his bare feet, feeling the cool seawater flow between his toes, leaving a trail of tiny splashes.

Why doesn't our car sink?

"Because of love," Ye Shu replied earnestly.

Feng Xi blinked, thought seriously for a second, and then began to calculate on his fingers: "According to Archimedes' principle of buoyancy, the buoyant force on an object in a fluid is equal to the weight of the fluid it displaces. Our bicycle, plus the weight of the two people, weighs about 150 kilograms. To generate such a large buoyant force, it would need to displace 0.15 cubic meters of seawater, which is..."

"I don't understand what you're saying at all."

Ye Shu said in a serious tone.

"I studied physical education."

"That's not surprising then," Feng Xi muttered softly, gazing at the coastline that was gradually appearing ahead.

"Lord Demon King..."

"What's wrong?"

"Are you really a fraud?"

"I haven't told a single lie so far," Ye Shu replied, turning his head 180 degrees to stare sincerely into Feng Xi's eyes. "I am very honest."

"I believe you, Mr. Demon King."

Feng Xi smiled, her eyes crinkling.

She pressed her face against Ye Shu's back, listening to his steady and powerful heartbeat, which, mixed with the rhythm of the waves, sounded like an ancient ballad.

Before long, they arrived at the Su family's residence.

As soon as Ye Shu opened the door, she heard a familiar, scolding voice, "Wow! You stinky bodyguard, you're finally back?"

Feng Xi peered inside curiously.

A pair of shapely, straight legs peeked out from the living room sofa, barefoot, their fair toes dangling in the air.

At the same time, a soft, chubby little creature suddenly bumped into Ye Shu's arms, making him stumble. The white tiger lifted its head from his embrace, its big eyes filled with longing: "Captain, hug me! I want the captain to hug me!"

"White Tiger, when did you arrive?"

Looking at the white tiger in his arms, Ye Shu was completely dumbfounded.

Before he could react, a gentle figure appeared. Seeing Feng Xi behind Ye Shu, she grabbed his hand and led him into the house, laughing as she went, "Another new member? My name is Liu Ruyan, what's yours?"

"I...I am called Fengxi."

Feng Xi looked completely bewildered.

Clearly, Ye Shu was even more bewildered than she was.

Isn't this Su Qingyue's home?

"Ugh~"

A door on the second floor was suddenly pushed open, and the Snake, dressed in pajamas, came out. Its fox tail drooped listlessly on the ground, but stood up instantly when it saw Ye Shu.

"The captain's back?"

Zhao Yue'er, who was brewing medicinal soup, came out of the kitchen, her eyes scanning back and forth between Ye Shu and Feng Xi. Finally, she sighed slowly, "If Jing Tu finds out, she'll be heartbroken again."

"I won't be sad!"

As Jingtu walked out of Ye Shu's room, she snorted softly, "Don't listen to her badmouthing Jingtu, Captain."

"this........."

"Is this a brothel?"

Looking at these brightly dressed women of all kinds, Ye Shu scratched his head and couldn't help but ask the question that had been bothering him.

"Do you know that bigamy is illegal?"

The women: "............"

What is this guy saying?

"So, why are these guys here?"

Finally, a familiar voice rang out.

Ye Shu subconsciously turned around and saw Su Qingyue standing behind him, clenching her fists and gritting her teeth: "You've lost all your composure now, are you planning to bring them all home?"

"this.........."

Ye Shu remained silent for a while.

Then, he pulled Feng Xi close, flashing a bright white smile: "I don't see anything wrong with it, at least it's quite lively, isn't it?"

"Ye Shu!!!!

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Anyway, I've made a fool of myself in front of you.

That night, at 11 p.m.

Su Qingyue, who had just arrived at her room with a breeze, said helplessly, "My husband's mind isn't always right, please don't mind."

"It's nothing, it's nothing."

Feng Xi waved his hand.

She didn't pay any attention to what Su Qingyue said.

At this moment, all her attention was drawn to one thing—the blue rose on Su Qingyue's bedside table, which emitted a faint glow in the darkness.

"What is this?"

"This one?"

Su Qingyue raised her head, looked at the blue rose, and finally a happy smile appeared on her lips.

"It's a token of love between my husband and me."

"Can I touch it?" Fengxi asked curiously.

"Of course you can, but be careful."

With the approval of the gods, Wind Breath extended its hand to the covenant of the gods.

Meanwhile.

Ye Shu, who was lying on Liu Weiwei's lap, frowned.

"Something feels off. Where are Little White and Little Yellow?"