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"The Lord once said..."

"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will win every battle."

"To defeat the demon king who is destroying the world, we must first have a thorough understanding of him; acting blindly will only lead to unnecessary sacrifices."

"Ah! I see him!"

"Is this the Demon King? The moment I saw him, my heart started racing. As expected of the Demon King, he can instill fear in those who come near him with ease."

Moon City, the spring is warm.

Saintess Fengxi, dressed in a nun's habit, was holding a monocular telescope bigger than her head, and was hiding in front of a sapling, observing Ye Shu who was foraging for food.

Su Qingyue went to work today.

Liu Ruyan also has to go to work.

It's already a favor that Liu Weiwei, that big idiot, doesn't let him cook. Helpless, Ye Shu had no choice but to go out and find food himself.

"Holy crap! Wild spicy strips!"

Ye Shu's eyes lit up as she snatched the spicy strip from the child's hand, and she happily began to eat it.

All of this was observed by Feng Xi.

"Remember, the Demon King loves spicy snacks."

"No, I need to get closer to see clearly."

Feng Xi muttered softly.

"The Lord said, when you can't see clearly, you might as well get a little closer. The truth is often just two steps away. Don't let fear hinder your steps."

So she crouched down, pulled up a sapling with one hand as cover, and stared at Ye Shu through the monocular telescope with one eye open and one eye closed with the other.

She couldn't let the Demon King out of her sight.

Everyone said the Demon King could teleport, but Feng Xi had already seen through the Demon King's mechanics.

"Monsters don't disappear from sight; this is based on Einstein's Schrödinger's Newton."

"In short, we need to observe closely."

Feng Xi muttered to himself as he cautiously approached.

"Come closer..."

"Closer..."

As they drew closer, the wind became increasingly clear, until...

"Huh? Why is it dark?"

"Who turned off the lights?"

The image reflected by the monocular telescope was completely black, even though it should have been perfectly clear just a moment ago.

Just as Feng Xi was racking his brains trying to figure it out...

Knock knock knock—

A crisp knock sounded on the door.

"Friend, could you open the door for me?" Ye Shu tapped the telescope barrel, making a dull sound. "I feel like I'm going to suffocate."

"Eh?"

Feng Xi was stunned for a moment, subconsciously took a step back, and then suddenly opened his left eye.

What came into view was a rather handsome face.

Her face was flushed red from suffocation.

But Fengxi still recognized him.

Demon King!!!

"What a perceptive demon king! He saw through my disguise so quickly." Feng Xi stared in disbelief at the sapling in his hand. This trick had always been effective against the people in the Holy See.

But it failed today.

No wonder he's a demon king who destroys the world!

Feng Xi took a deep breath, stood up, bowed deeply to Ye Shu, and said bluntly:

"Demon King, may I be your wife?"

Ye Shu, who was rubbing his nose: "............"

"Who are you, bro?"

"Me?"

Feng Xi raised her head and introduced herself earnestly, "My name is Feng Xi, I'm from the Vatican, a saint of the Holy Church, nineteen years old, 1.63 meters tall, blood type O, Virgo, my favorite color is sky blue because it's the color of the sky, my favorite food is spicy hot pot, my special skill is using a smartphone, I'll run home by myself when it rains, my criteria for a partner are: handsome, handsome, handsome, gentle personality, preferably able to cook, orphaned, doesn't smoke or drink, no bad habits, can make me happy, will go shopping with me, will remember our anniversaries, will apologize when I'm angry, will hug me when I'm sad, and will laugh with me when I'm happy..."

"My current mission is to find the Demon King who will destroy the world, as ordered by the Pope. Then, I will take the opportunity to get close to him, seduce him with my beauty, find out the whereabouts of the Covenant of the Gods, and finally stab him to death when he lowers his guard."

She finished speaking in one breath, then blinked her clear blue eyes and looked at Ye Shu expectantly.

"So, Demon Lord, can I be your wife?"

This is the first step of the plan.

Get close to the Demon King, and then make him fall in love with her.

"Hiss~"

Ye Shu gasped and scratched his head. Oh no, his head was so itchy, it felt like his brain was growing out of it.

"So, you're here to kill me?"

"Theoretically speaking, killing you is just a side effect, but that's right, I came here specifically to kill you."

Feng Xi nodded sincerely.

"However, as your wife, I will immediately commit suicide after you die, to bear the sins of hell for you."

Upon hearing this, Ye Shu suddenly understood.

"So that's how it is!"

Then, he shook his head regretfully, "But unfortunately, I cannot be killed by you."

Why?

Feng Xi asked in confusion.

"Because... I'm a good person."

Ye Shu blinked her bright, sparkling eyes and looked at Feng Xi.

Feng Xi blinked and looked at him.

Their eyes met, and silence fell between them.

After a moment, Feng Xi spoke.

"You're right, but the Vatican has permanent residents..."

"But the Vatican only has 800 permanent residents, while Australia has 47 million kangaroos. On average, each Vatican resident has to kill 58,750 kangaroos. I know that, and I care."

Ye Shu took over the conversation and fluently delivered the second half.

Fengxi: "......."

She tilted her head, blinked, and searched her mind for a moment. "You're right, but..."

"However, New Three Kingdoms is a role-playing game where players will play the role of a hero in a chaotic world, recruit generals, develop cities, and eventually unify the world."

Ye Shu said again.

Fengxi: "........"

He used all my words!

Seeing Feng Xi freeze in shock, Ye Shu suddenly stood up abruptly.

"So, can you tell me who sent you to kill me? And... where is the Vatican?"

"Eh?"

Feng Xi looked up at him and said directly:

"The priest sent me to kill you. He said you are a big liar who deceives the gods, steals their power, prevents the Lord's gospel from spreading across the earth, and even wants to destroy the world."

"I see."

Ye Shu nodded. "It seems necessary to go abroad and visit a church."

"Do you want to go and repent?"

Feng Xi blinked her big eyes.

No, child.

Ye Shu pulled a blade of grass from his crotch and put it in his mouth, then took out a double-barreled shotgun and slung it over his shoulder. "I'm going to end all of this."