I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

Chapter 1: I am the Dragon King, what the hell is this inner voice?

This book follows the five no's principle.

No cow, no green, no tortoise, no brain, invincible.

If you disagree with this, come to the book review section and I'll correct it for you.

The main text begins—

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"You mean to say that I, a grandmaster of martial arts, the successor of the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost God, the leader of the Dragon Group, and the king of the underworld, would be killed by a spoiled brat who can't even do martial arts, along with a few pampered rich girls who have never lifted a finger, just because they heard his inner thoughts?"

And this is the second playthrough? In the first playthrough, I took all these rich girls as my lovers, only to find out at the end that I loved that playboy. Then they tortured me to death, cutting me into 6,700 pieces, even chopping off and eating hot dogs, then dancing on my grave for three days and three nights, and finally committing suicide for love at the playboy's grave?

Moon City, the engagement banquet of the Liu family and the Luo family.

At the corner dining table.

Ye Shu looked at the white-haired little girl standing among a pile of empty plates on the dining table, hands on her hips, a tooth mark on her little foot, her face flushed but very serious, and asked with a bewildered expression.

Today is the engagement banquet between the Liu family and the Luo family.

As Liu Ruyan's personal bodyguard, he sneaked in for a free dinner and was enjoying it when suddenly a milky-smelling pig's trotter appeared in his mouth. After taking a couple of bites, he realized it was this little girl's toe.

This guy turned out to be some kind of Heavenly Dao.

He couldn't understand a word they were saying.

"Are you trying to make fun of me? Where's your logic? Where's your intelligence? Do you dare repeat what you just said?"

"That's not all!"

The little girl looked serious.

"Besides these rich girls, even those who have risked their lives for you will betray you and stab you in the back."

"You mean Jingtu and the others will betray me?"

Ye Shu was taken aback, then a bright smile spread across his face.

Betrayed by a teammate? Is that even possible?

No need to pay back the money!

"Damn it, finally some good news!"

"???"

A string of question marks appeared on the little girl's forehead.

Is this person so terrified that they're so happy about being betrayed?

"Hello!"

Ignoring the little girl's surprise, Ye Shu pulled out a Nokia phone from his crotch, dialed a number, and made a call.

A series of tense and stuttering female voices quickly came from the other end of the phone.

"Team leader, you wanted to see me?"

"Don't be nervous, Jing Tu."

Ye Shu smiled gently. "Would you betray me?"

...

Upon hearing this, there was an immediate silence on the other end of the phone.

After a while, there was a sudden clattering sound of something heavy falling to the ground, followed by an even more urgent voice, so anxious that the person was even speaking incoherently.

"How could that be, Captain? How could you ask such a question! My admiration for you is as boundless as the sea, as endless as the clouds. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never betray you!"

The voice was resolute, yet tinged with a deep sob.

The person on the other end of the phone was clearly very upset.

"Oh my god, don't cry."

Ye Shu hadn't expected Jing Tu to react so strongly. He quickly offered a few words of comfort, and once she calmed down, he began to coax her gently, with a hint of seduction:

"Shenhou and Zishu both left the team, and I didn't say anything. Our group is indeed in a bad situation right now. Even if you betray me, I won't say anything to you. I can even arrange a farewell ceremony for you."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then a sniffle appeared and the voice asked, "Captain, are you not going to pay me back? I... my dowry is still with you. It was left to me by my grandmother for my wedding. You can't go back on your word... otherwise... what if I can't find a husband?"

"It's not you."

Ye Shu's smile froze on his face.

He coughed twice, his voice becoming serious.

"What are you talking about? What did you just say? What do you mean the captain is defaulting on his debts? Do you think I'm that kind of person? Jing Tu, how old are you? Only eighteen, right? Most people your age aren't even in college yet, and you're already thinking about marriage? What's the rush? And don't you know my character? Am I the kind of person who doesn't pay back what I owe?"

"Even if, hypothetically, you really can't find a husband..."

"Come find me, and I'll make it up to you."

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, then a cautious inquiry followed: "But Captain, you didn't return the money to Wei Yang when she left the team..."

"Huh? I didn't hear you."

Seeing that she was about to bring up old grievances again, Ye Shu quickly hung up the phone, "I have something to do, I'll hang up now."

He had just hung up the phone when he saw the little girl staring at him in utter disbelief.

"You, you owe money and you're not paying it back!"

"What do you mean by 'owing money and not paying it back'? Watch your words."

Ye Shu solemnly put the phone back in his crotch.

"They all betrayed me, why should I pay them back? They all betrayed me, why should I pay them back? Paying them back is aiding the enemy. Do I look like such a stupid person?"

"You...you..."

The little girl pointed at him, speechless.

Why is my Dragon King so shameless? I'm so angry, but there's nothing I can do about it.

"You just said they would betray me, but so far, Jingtu doesn't seem to be showing any signs of that."

Ye Shu looked at the little girl and said with great heartache.

"I trusted you so much, and you actually lied to me. You've disappointed me so much. You have to compensate me for my emotional distress."

"Who knew you could be so shameless!"

The little girl's face turned red with anger, and she pointed at his nose and scolded him.

"No, you said they would betray us, but they didn't. So I have to consider the truth of what you just said."

Ye Shu stroked his chin as he looked at her.

"You only talk the talk, and you don't use money to blind me. Do you know how difficult this is for me?"

"I have evidence!"

Xiao Bai angrily reached into her skirt, pulled out a pear-shaped coin, and handed it to him.

"See for yourself!"

Ye Shu stared intently.

But then we see a handsome young man who gets slapped several times by the female lead at their engagement party. He later goes to jail, contracts syphilis, and is betrayed by his own trained partner, dying a tragic death. Even his former lover is taken away by the thief.

Ye Shu frowned deeply upon seeing this.

This is just too tragic!

"How about that? Scared now?"

Tiandao Xiaobai smugly put his phone away, raised his chin, and gave me a look that said, "I didn't lie to you."

"It's terrible."

Ye Shu nodded, then changed the subject.

"But the problem is that the person in this video isn't me."

"Even though that guy inside is handsome, he's still three points less handsome than me," he said with a bit of smugness.

"Of course this isn't you, because your future hasn't happened yet."

Tiandao Xiaobai replied, "This was sent to me by the Heavenly Dao of other Dragon King universes. Several Dragon Kings have already embarked on this path of no return!"

With a wave of her hand, more than a dozen similar video windows popped up on the screen of the Pear5, each showing a different version of "Dragon King" experiencing various tragic endings.

"And in the end, their Heavenly Dao all turned out like this!"

She clicked on a video.

Inside was a little girl, about seven or eight years old, looking left with her left eye and right with her right eye, drooling constantly, and occasionally she would suddenly blurt out a sentence.

"Mambo!"

"Holy crap!"

Ye Shu couldn't help but swear.

"So cute!"

"Where can I buy such an adorable idiot?"

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