Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.
Chapter 125 You shameless bastard!
Xia Lanlan almost couldn't catch her breath, and her face turned red.
She glanced down at her impressive assets.
Outrageous?
Is this considered outrageous?
That's called a gifted talent!
Xia Lanlan gritted her teeth in anger.
"Do you even know how to appreciate things?"
"With a figure like mine, you believe I could command at least three times the bride price on a blind date?"
"You ignorant bumpkin!"
She glared at Su Mu with annoyance.
"Tell me! What do you want to eat?"
Su Mu was held in her arms.
Looking at the table full of food, he shook his head, a hint of longing and reminiscence in his eyes.
He spoke softly.
"I want to eat something."
"I've wanted to eat this since I was a child, but I still haven't been able to."
These words were spoken with a touch of sadness.
Xia Lanlan was stunned when she heard this.
What have you wanted to eat since you were a child?
Haven't eaten yet?
She looked down following Su Mu's gaze and saw that his eyes were staring straight at her.
Then look at your chest, which is completely covered by a knitted sweater.
Then I thought about what Su Mu had just said.
boom!
Xia Lanlan's cheeks instantly turned bright red, and heat rushed straight to the top of her head.
This……
That scoundrel!
What indecent things is this scoundrel saying!
"Pah!"
Xia Lanlan was filled with shame and indignation, and her voice changed tone.
"You shameless bastard! What are you saying in public?!"
"Is it edible? Is it edible? Can we eat this here?!"
She covered her burning face, feeling like she was about to evaporate on the spot.
My second sister is still watching from the side!
How dare this man say such a thing!
Shame to death!
That scoundrel!
Colored embryo!
Su Mu looked at her with a completely bewildered expression.
"No, why are you so agitated?"
"What kind of nonsense are you thinking about?"
He pointed to a row of snacks that his assistant had casually placed on the desk next to him.
"I'm talking about that, the Kinder Surprise egg."
"When I was little, I watched TV shows called 'GG' and thought they were so expensive, so my mom never bought them for me."
Su Mu pointed at the red and white chocolate egg, looking completely innocent.
Xia Lanlan froze.
Kinder Surprise Eggs...?
She slowly turned her head and looked in the direction Su Mu was pointing.
On the table, a chocolate egg lay there quietly.
The air was deathly silent.
A few seconds later.
Xia Lanlan's scream echoed throughout the entire office area.
"Aaaaaah! Su Mu! You bastard!"
"You're deliberately flirting with me!"
She completely lost her temper, stretched out both hands, and unleashed a barrage of blows on Su Mu's head.
"I'll teach you to play me!"
"I told you to play innocent!"
She grabbed Su Mu's hair and vigorously rubbed his face.
"A fly rubbing its head!"
Su Mu's hair instantly turned into a bird's nest, and his face was pinched until it turned red, but he was so happy that he was shaking with laughter.
He did it on purpose.
It's so much fun teasing this silly woman.
Xia Qingwu sat beside him, initially watching with great interest.
But as she watched, the expression on her face faded.
These two...
Are they flirting?
Xia Lanlan practically clung to Su Mu.
Xia Qingwu's eyes turned cold.
"Alright."
The two cold words instantly stopped the two playful people from their tussle.
"I asked you to feed them, and you two started playing around?"
Xia Qingwu's gaze fell on Xia Lanlan.
"Xia Lanlan, focus on feeding her."
"Also, take off your bra."
Xia Lanlan was dumbfounded once again.
Take off...take off the mask?
no……
When did my second sister become so daring?
In front of the entire company?
This……
The blush on Xia Lanlan's face hadn't faded before a new wave of excitement surged up.
She glanced at Xia Qingwu, who had no expression, and then at Su Mu, who was grinning mischievously in her arms.
Although she found it outrageous, she dared not disobey her second sister's orders.
She awkwardly and obediently reached her hand behind her back.
"No, second sister, do we really have to take it all off here?"
"That's not a good idea..."
"I'm just a regular feeder, I don't offer any other services."
The voice just fell.
"Thump!"
Xia Qingwu raised his hand and gave Xia Lanlan a solid tap on the forehead.
It was crisp and clear.
Xia Lanlan was so shocked by the blow that she saw stars and was completely stunned.
Xia Qingwu cursed irritably.
"Take your head off, my foot!"
"I told you to take off your mask!"
"Blow on the food to cool it down before feeding it, otherwise the Shetland Sheepdog might burn itself!"
Why the hell are you taking off your mask?!
Can you please explain yourself more clearly?
Xia Lanlan covered her aching forehead, on the verge of tears.
She felt like she was superfluous.
That despicable couple is ganging up on her honest younger sister!
......
On the other end of the live video.
Xia Yiyi was furious at the absurd scene.
She could hardly believe her eyes.
Is this Xia Lanlan a pig?
"Xia Lanlan! Don't you have a brain?!"
Xia Yiyi's roar came from the phone.
"I told you to teach them a lesson! You've actually started living with them, haven't you?!"
"You just wait! I'm buying a plane ticket back right now! And I'll take you with me!"
On the other side, Jiang Yiyao's face was so gloomy it could drip water.
She watched Su Mu's smug face on the screen, watching him surrounded by two women, enjoying emperor-like treatment.
A wave of nausea surged up my throat.
She was preparing.
She pressed her hands down sharply, steadied herself in a horse stance, focused her energy in her dantian, and made a "ho...ho...ho" sound.
She's trying to find her footing.
A few seconds later.
found it!
"Ho—te!"
Atomic breath!
however.
Just as she was about to spew out a mouthful of phlegm.
Su Mu moved with lightning speed, swiping his finger across the screen.
Snapped.
Live video, turned off instantly.
The phone screen went black instantly.
Heh, you little punk, trying to throw up on me?
Unable to vomit.
……
On the vast grassland.
Jiang Yiyao remained in the spitting posture, completely dumbfounded.
My ex-husband is a dog...
Did they hang up the video?
"puff!"
A glob of phlegm landed precisely on the screen of Xia Yiyi's phone.
Xia Yiyi's face turned green.
She stared at the viscous substance on the screen, her stomach churning.
"Jiang Yiyao!"
Xia Yiyi's roar startled the cattle and sheep in the distance, causing them to raise their heads.
"You spit on my phone!"
"You're just like your scumbag ex-husband, disgusting!"
Just then, a local tourist riding by on horseback casually uttered a remark.
"Spitting on the ground will cost you two hundred yuan, young lady."
Jiang Yiyao grabbed a pack of tissues from the side and threw it over without thinking.
"Get out!"
She turned her head, her anger directed at Xia Yiyi.
"You're talking about me again! You're talking about me again!"
"How can you blame me for what happened to that scoundrel of a husband? It's all because of your shameless sister! How could she even lay a hand on a man like that!"
Jiang Yiyao felt something was off, and her eyes became suspicious.
"I have a feeling you guys are all undercover agents!"
"They all advised me to get a divorce, and what happened? They're lining up to send women to that jerk of a husband, aren't they!"
These words completely ignited Xia Yiyi's powder keg.
Snapped!
Xia Yiyi slapped Jiang Yiyao hard across the face.
"Bullshit!"
"Jiang Yiyao, I could have said you were an undercover agent!"
"Did you fake your divorce and deliberately send your ex-husband to seduce my sister? Just for our Xia family's billions in assets! You gold digger!"
"you!"
Jiang Yiyao staggered from the blow, covering her face with red eyes.
"I'll fight you to the death!"
She screamed and lunged at him.
The two were about to wrestle on the grassland.
Liao Yaqin, who was standing nearby, quickly stepped forward to break up the fight.
"Alright, alright! Why are you arguing again!"
"They're all sisters, is it really necessary?"
Looking at her two friends who were acting like madmen, she had a terrible headache and casually said something.
"I am, I am an undercover agent, okay? Stop arguing."
The voice just fell.
Snapped!
Jiang Yiyao had gone berserk, and she slapped Liao Yaqin across the face again.
"I think you all are!"
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