Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.
Chapter 111 Northeastern Women and Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex
You can laugh a few times in your life, but you have to get drunk when you meet in a drinking competition.
There are very few happy events that middle-aged men can encounter.
Life has long since bent their backs; every day they open their eyes to mortgage and car loan payments, and close them to the expenses of their wives and children.
In recent years, when we get together, we mostly complain and smoke in silence.
Tonight's investment has completely dispelled the pent-up frustration that we brothers have been holding in.
When faced with such a life-changing event, who could resist having a few drinks?
Red wine, white wine, and beer were mixed together, and the bottles were piled up on the table like a small mountain.
Su Mu has a high alcohol tolerance, but he got a little tipsy, his steps became unsteady, and there was a little motor buzzing in his head.
The other three brothers were completely exhausted and were all snoring under the table.
The second child, Liao Tianci, hugged the table leg and cried for his mother, wiping the table leg with snot and tears.
The third brother, Zhang Chi, took off the fourth brother Shu Ge's shoe and used it as a microphone, then sang "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" at the top of his lungs, relying entirely on howling for the high notes.
The fourth brother, Brother Shu, went even further, raising his glass and speaking towards the wall:
"Um, let me say a few words, just a few words."
Why is everyone ignoring me?
With this kind of behavior, even calling a designated driver won't help.
Su Mu could only use their phones to call his younger siblings one by one to pick them up.
The first to arrive was Ye Rourou, the wife of the second son, Liao Tianci.
A true-blue Northeastern woman.
She was tall and slender, wearing a black coat, and walked with a confident stride, exuding an aura of immense presence.
Liao Tianci usually acts like a domineering CEO in public, but now he's so drunk he's completely out of control, and he's lost all his dignity.
He was lying on the sofa when he saw Ye Rourou enter the room, and he immediately opened his arms.
"Wife wants a hug~"
The last syllable was drawn out, so cloying it could stretch into silk.
Ye Rourou's cheeks flushed.
This bastard is shameless, especially in front of outsiders.
She strode over.
There was no gentle support, nor any soft words of comfort.
"Hi!!"
A straight Iron Mountain Lean!
Liao Tianci was knocked over and bent over. Ye Rourou took the opportunity to bend down and hoisted the 180-pound man onto her shoulder.
The movements were extremely smooth.
"Go hug your mom, you go hug her!"
"You're a grown man, and you still want to be hugged all the time? Have you no shame?!"
The authentic Northeastern accent echoed in the living room.
Ye Rourou carried the person out.
She had only taken two steps when she suddenly stopped.
He turned around.
"Bang!"
Liao Tianci's head slammed hard against the supporting pillar next to him.
It made a muffled sound.
Ye Rourou waved to Su Mu shyly.
"Oh dear, I forgot to say hello."
"Let's go, bro."
Su Mu's eyelids twitched as he looked at the large bump that was visibly bulging on Liao Tianci's forehead.
"Take care..."
Ye Rourou turned around.
"Bang!"
Liao Tianci's head made intimate contact with the door frame again.
This Northeastern woman is really something.
So, the main focus is on physical methods to sober up, right?
Su Mu was worried for his second son; he might get a concussion when he got back.
.....
The second person to arrive was Huang Man, the wife of the fourth brother, Shu Ge.
Before the person even entered the house, the cursing began to emanate from within.
"I really am!"
Huang Man rushed into the living room and grabbed Shu Ge's left ear.
Twist it hard.
"I told you not to drink so much!"
"All you do all day is drink, drink, drink! You'll drink yourself to death, you little bastard!"
Trump unleashed a barrage of fiery rhetoric.
Brother Shu groaned in pain, tilting his head as he stood up with Huang Man's help.
Huang Man turned to look at Su Mu, and immediately put on her face-changing act.
One second they're all menacing, the next they're all apologetic.
"Sorry, I wasn't talking about you."
"I'm taking my husband with me!"
The two supported each other as they walked out.
Brother Shu's steps were unsteady as he leaned on Huang Man's shoulder and mumbled something.
"Honey, I'm dizzy."
Huang Man rolled her eyes at him, but her movements became much gentler.
"Got it!"
"I'll buy you medicine later!"
"All you do all day is cause me trouble!"
Su Mu crossed his arms and watched the two leave.
The Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex truly lives up to its name.
She can be truly fierce, but she also truly loves her husband.
These guys all have excellent taste in wives.
The third person to arrive was the family of Zhang Chi, the third son.
But instead of his wife, it was a young woman with dyed blonde hair and a fashionable outfit who came.
Zhang Chi's daughter, Zhang Hanyu.
The little girl, wearing ripped jeans and Doc Martens, struggled to pull her father up from the ground.
He started muttering as soon as he entered.
"My mom is amazing!"
"He's still playing ranked matches at the internet cafe and absolutely refuses to come pick me up."
"You made me do this? I've only just started the game!"
She bent over and struggled to pull her father off the ground.
Then I looked up.
I saw Su Mu standing to the side.
She was stunned.
"Huh?"
Su Mu was also stunned.
"Huh?"
Zhang Hanyu's eyes are strikingly bright.
He let go of her hands.
"Smack."
The biological father, Zhang Chi, fell face-first onto the floor.
Zhang Hanyu didn't even glance at her father before jumping directly in front of Su Mu.
"It's Uncle Su Mu!"
"I haven't seen you in so long!"
"You're still as handsome as ever!"
Su Mu looked at Zhang Chi on the ground and silently mourned for the third brother for three seconds.
This drafty little cotton-padded jacket is leaking air so thoroughly.
He reached out and ruffled Zhang Hanyu's golden hair.
"Hanyu has grown up quite a bit."
"Did you go to university?"
In my memory, this girl used to always pester him for hugs, and now she's grown so tall.
Her face is full of collagen, youthful and invincible.
Zhang Hanyu proudly raised her chin.
"You passed the exam!"
"I got into Jiangcheng Women's University, it's an undergraduate program!"
Su Mu was somewhat surprised.
Jiangcheng Women's University.
Isn't this the school where Lin Zhiting and her son attend?
What a coincidence!
He snapped out of his reverie and praised.
"That's great."
I'll visit you at school when I have time.
Zhang Hanyu's cheeks flushed, and she twisted the hem of her clothes with her fingers, becoming coy.
"Uncle Su Mu, I heard... you got divorced, right?"
Do you have a girlfriend now?
"I didn't mean anything by it!"
"I have a lot of beautiful, single female friends, and I can introduce you to them!"
The voice just fell.
Light footsteps came from the direction of the kitchen.
Xia Qingwu came out carrying two glasses of honey water.
She placed the cup on the coffee table and turned to look at Zhang Hanyu.
Zhang Hanyu looked in that direction and was completely stunned.
This is so beautiful!
Her skin was so white it glowed, and her features were so exquisite that there wasn't a single flaw.
The air of nobility about him was even more striking than that of celebrities on TV.
Zhang Hanyu swallowed.
Xia Qingwu's smile was gentle and graceful.
"Little sister."
"You'll have to bear the consequences if you randomly introduce people to potential partners."
The tone was very gentle.
But this gave Zhang Hanyu a sudden chill.
This woman looks like a fairy, how come she's so scary?
Can't be bothered.
Zhang Hanyu quickly took two steps back and scooped her father up from the ground.
"Um... I'm taking my dad home!"
"See you later, brother and auntie!"
After saying that, he dragged Zhang Chi and ran out the door.
Su Mu waved to her retreating figure.
"Bye-Bye!"
Xia Qingwu stared at the direction of the gate and gritted his teeth.
This little brat.
He was quick-witted and even tricked her before leaving.
He called Su Mu "brother".
You call her Auntie, right?
Row.
She made a note of this debt.
Everyone was sent away.
Clear out any unauthorized personnel.
The spacious room suddenly fell silent.
Su Mu rubbed his throbbing temples, turned his head, and looked at Xia Qingwu.
Xia Qingwu also happened to raise her eyes and look at him.
Eyes facing each other.
The smile in Xia Qingwu's eyes hadn't faded yet, and Su Mu's image was reflected in her captivating phoenix eyes.
She walked over to the sofa, sat down, and patted the empty seat next to her.
"come over."
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