Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.

Su Mu felt as if he had been drawn into a bizarre tale of rules and strange phenomena.

Rule 1: Open the door.

Rule 2: Increase the number of beautiful women by one.

If this had happened half an hour ago...

He might even be interested in having a romantic encounter with these beauties in ancient costumes.

Bring a few more.

The more the better.

but now!

Su Mu's mind was filled with the top-of-the-line computer worth 200,000 yuan in his study.

Women will only slow down my speed of unleashing my ultimate attack!

He stared expressionlessly at the three women outside the door.

These three girls, each with their own unique charm, were of varying shapes and sizes. The scents of their perfumes mingled together, filling the air with their fragrance.

"You've got the wrong person."

"I didn't call a technician."

boom!

Su Mu slammed the door shut without hesitation, shutting out the three bewildered pretty faces outside.

He leaned against the door and let out a long sigh.

Now that things have come to this point, there's no need to keep pestering me.

however.

Only two seconds passed.

Boom boom boom!

The knocking sounded again.

Moreover, it was more urgent than before, one call after another, relentless.

It's never going to end!

Su Mu felt a surge of anger rising within him.

He flung open the door, ready to have a serious talk with these people.

But the door opened.

He stood there, stunned.

The three girls in Hanfu outside the door retreated to the back.

There were three faces standing in front of him that he knew all too well.

The man at the head of the group was wearing a bespoke suit and his hair was slicked back and polished.

It was Liao Tianci, the second oldest in his college dormitory, who started his own company after graduation and became a powerful CEO.

Liao Tianci's left side.

A chubby middle-aged man with a beer belly stood there, looking at him with a displeased expression.

This is Zhang Chi, the third brother. After graduation, he opened an internet cafe and stayed up all night every day. His hairline is receding to the back of his head.

On the right.

A middle-aged man with dark skin, dressed in simple work clothes, was grinning foolishly at him.

This is Lao Si Shu Ge, who runs a farmhouse inn in the suburbs.

These were once inseparable brothers.

We gradually lost contact a few years ago.

That's right, his ex-wife deleted all his WeChat and phone numbers, citing the reason that he should stop hanging out with those shady friends.

Unexpected.

We will meet again here today.

Su Mu hadn't even had a chance to speak.

The second brother, Liao Tianci, slapped him on the shoulder and immediately launched into a bombshell.

"It's all over!"

"Boss, you're completely ruined now that you're divorced!"

"Your brothers chipped in to find you some top-notch girls to liven things up, and you actually turned them away?"

"What's wrong? You're not interested in women anymore?"

The fourth brother, Brother Shu, also joined in.

He winked and chuckled.

"I think it's not that they're not interested, it's just that their bodies aren't up to the task anymore?"

"I've told you for ages to take care of your health! You just wouldn't listen!"

"Do you know how long I can last after I started practicing Vajra Kung Fu?"

Tree Brother stretched out three rough fingers and waved them in front of Su Mu's eyes.

"Two minutes and fifty-eight seconds!!"

"Haha, I'm so happy!!"

Su Mu was speechless.

That's really great for a middle-aged man.

Zhang Chi, the third brother who had remained cool and silent until now, let out a cold snort from his nose.

"snort."

Although it is only one word.

But that disdainful look said it all.

Su Mu was speechless.

These bastards, their mouths are still as nasty as they were back in school, they haven't changed at all.

but.

I really miss that feeling.

He punched each of them in a fit of anger.

"Health preservation is something only middle-aged people like you do!"

"Right now, I can only describe you with one idiom: I've returned to my youth, standing tall and proud!"

As soon as he said that...

Liao Tianci and the others fell silent.

Three pairs of eyes.

They all landed on his face, scrutinizing him closely.

Liao Tianci was the first to exclaim in surprise.

"Hey, don't even mention it, boss, your face..."

"Why do you look younger and younger?"

He moved closer.

They wanted to press their faces against Su Mu's to see his pores.

"Did you secretly get some kind of 'baby face injection' behind our backs? Your skin is even more delicate than a young girl's!"

"Wait a minute, I remember when you graduated, you had a few acne scars on your face, how come they're all gone now?"

The fourth brother, Brother Shu, also widened his eyes.

They walked around Su Mu, marveling at his abilities.

"Yeah, yeah, you look like you're still in college."

"Boss, have you found a second spring in your life after your divorce?"

He touched his rough face.

His tone was full of envy, jealousy, and resentment.

"You look so young, it's like you've almost lost all your body hair."

The voice just fell.

The air was quiet.

Liao Tianci and Zhang Chi both lowered their gazes simultaneously.

His gaze became meaningful.

Su Mu's face darkened.

What kind of nonsense is going on in those bastards' heads!

"Alright, let's stop talking about this."

Su Mu quickly interrupted them.

He looked up at the clock on the wall.

3:15 PM.

Xia Qingwu, that sickly beauty.

They do things without any discernible pattern.

They could walk in anytime, anywhere.

If she finds out there's a woman in the house...

And dressed like this.

They'd probably be smashed into mincemeat.

Su Mu lowered his voice.

"You guys see these women off first, then come in and let's have a chat."

The three roommates exchanged a glance.

That won't do.

The money's already spent, and the person's already brought along, so there's no reason to return it.

next second.

Liao Tianci pulled the girl in the red Hanfu over to him.

He pushed her directly into Su Mu's arms.

Liao Tianci raised his eyebrows and grinned lewdly.

"This is cinnabar, the one I chose. She has the best figure, I know you~"

The girl in red fell into Su Mu's arms.

"Eek~"

Soft jade and warm fragrance fill my arms.

Su Mu didn't know where to put his hands.

Before he could even push the person away...

Zhang Chi stepped forward.

They pulled the girl in the blue Hanfu over.

He stuffed it onto Su Mu.

Zhang Chi remains as sparing with words as ever.

"Biluo, you have long legs."

The girl in green pressed her long legs against her.

"Waaah~"

Su Mu felt as if there was another woman in his arms.

This is absolutely horrible!

Tree Brother was not to be outdone.

He was pulling along the last girl in the purple Hanfu.

He chuckled and pushed the person forward.

"Zi Han, that's my choice, the one with the best voice, hahaha."

Zi Han leaned against Su Mu's shoulder.

She pouted and spoke in a sweet, coquettish voice.

"That's silly, that won't do!"

This is a clipped sound.

Su Mu felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing this.

One by one, the three women were pushed into Su Mu's arms.

It's too soft.

Su Mu was squeezed in the middle, caught in a dilemma.

The three roommates were each carrying a case of beer.

He swaggered into the house.

He kept looking around as he walked.

"Wow, boss, your house is nicely renovated! It's quite spacious!"

"This carpet feels so comfortable underfoot, it must have cost a lot of money!"

"Hurry up, put the wine down! We're not leaving until we're drunk!"