Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.
Chapter 055 Uncle, I'm a proper female college student!
Su Mu is not one to give up easily, especially when it comes to educating his daughter.
If you keep losing, then keep fighting!
Half a minute passed.
With a creak, the dormitory door opened again.
But this time, it wasn't his taciturn daughter who came out, but a hot girl with long, light pink hair.
A white cropped tank top accentuated her stunning curves, while denim shorts saved on fabric, revealing two long, shapely white legs that dazzled in the morning light.
What's most amazing is her waist; it's so thin it's almost boneless, so slender it can be grasped in one hand and is only the width of a palm.
It's my roommate, Shang Xiuyan.
Shang Xiuyan immediately noticed that Su Mu was still sitting there, and had even picked up his guitar again, looking ready to fight again.
Her fists hardened, and she quickly took a few steps forward.
"Uncle, I beg you, please stop using your supernatural powers."
"If you keep singing, the dorm supervisor will come up here."
"Your daughter doesn't want to see you, really."
Su Mu was already angry when he saw that it wasn't his daughter who came out.
Hearing her say that now only makes me angrier.
"Am I really that bad at singing?"
Shang Xiuyan looked him up and down a few times. His handsome face was indeed top-notch, but his singing skills...
She gave a very serious evaluation.
"To be honest, Uncle."
"Many people can make me cry with their songs, but you're the first to sing with such intensity!!"
Su Mu's expression changed upon hearing this.
He looked Shang Xiuyan up and down again, then asked in confusion:
"What, you think you're sophisticated now?"
Stylish?
Shang Xiuyan was stunned for a moment, and it took her a while to realize the meaning of the word. Her pretty face instantly turned red.
"Uncle! What did you say?! How annoying!"
"I'm a woman, I have no class!"
What I mean is, when I listen to you sing, my fists get hard! The kind of hard that makes me want to punch someone!
"You sing terribly, don't you understand?! If I were your daughter, I'd close the door too."
To make her point more convincing, she added a sentence.
"My mom is a professor in the vocal music department. Your singing skills aren't even up to average."
Su Mu: "..."
That really hurts, bro.
This girl is just as wicked as her daughter; they both have incredibly sharp tongues!
He decided to steel himself and resort to cheating.
"What's it to you how well I sing!"
"Is it so hard for me, as a father, to see my daughter? I'm not leaving! If I don't see her today, I'll sleep here!"
"Hey, you know what, this staircase is pretty cool, it's really refreshing to lie down on it."
As Su Mu spoke, he leaned back and lay flat, putting his hands behind his head and looking up at the ceiling.
Somewhat melancholy.
Shang Xiuyan's lips twitched as she looked at his shameless demeanor.
This...this doesn't match the serious, old-fashioned father that Zhiling described at all.
And, you know what?
Putting aside that awful singing voice, this face is really handsome.
However, none of this concerns her.
Shang Xiuyan shrugged, looking like it was none of her business.
"Anyway, you have legs, so you can sit for as long as you want."
"But let me make this clear beforehand: if you lie here and try to look under women's skirts, I'm calling the police."
After saying that, she turned around and walked back, preparing to open the dormitory door.
"Wait a moment."
Su Mu suddenly called out to her.
Shang Xiuyan turned around and raised an eyebrow.
"What's up?"
Su Mu slowly took out two red bills from his pocket and handed them to her.
"Are you my daughter's best friend?"
"Come out with me and let's talk. Tell me about your daughter's recent situation, and the two hundred is yours."
"If you answer well, I'll give you a reward."
Shang Xiuyan stared wide-eyed at the two bright red Mao bills, her breath catching in her throat for a second.
Su Mu thought she thought it was too little, after all, he didn't really know the market for girls these days...
I just put my hand in my pocket, intending to draw a few more bills to show my sincerity.
Shang Xiuyan looked at him with an extremely incredulous expression, her voice even changing tone:
"My God, is this much?"
Su Mu was bewildered by her exaggerated reaction.
I looked at the two hundred yuan in my hand again.
Is that... a lot?
Shang Xiuyan looked around to make sure no one was in the corridor.
She tentatively lifted a corner of her vest, revealing even fairer skin, and then pointed at it with her finger.
It means...
Do you want this?
Su Mu's lips twitched, and he quickly waved his hand.
No, really no need.
Seeing his refusal, Shang Xiuyan turned around and pointed to her pert buttocks encased in denim shorts.
That means.....
Do you want this?
Su Mu's lips twitched even more violently, and he quickly waved his hand again.
"No, no! What are you thinking! Pull your clothes up!"
"I just want to talk to someone, just have a simple chat! To ask about my daughter!"
Upon hearing this definitive answer,
Shang Xiuyan visibly breathed a huge sigh of relief.
She then reached out and snatched the money, her movement so fast it left a blur.
"Hey, Uncle, you should have said so earlier!"
She smiled, her eyes crinkling, her attitude completely changing.
"Giving me so much money, I thought you wanted me to sleep with you! You scared me! I'm not that kind of person, I'm a respectable female college student!"
"Uncle, you're such a good person! A really good person!"
Looking into her innocent, college-student-like eyes, coupled with her fiery outfit, Su Mu was momentarily speechless at the stark contrast.
It can only be said that college students have an extremely strong awareness of fraud prevention.
Su Mu stood up and patted the dust off his pants.
"Let's go then."
"Okay!"
Shang Xiuyan turned around and shouted into the dormitory.
"Zhiling! I'll see Uncle out of the dormitory building!"
"You'll be out in a bit! All clear!"
A muffled roar came from inside the door.
"Take him a distance away! Take him to the school gate!"
"wrong!"
"Kick him right into the lake! I never want to see him again!"
Hey!!
My damn temper!
Su Mu felt his blood pressure rise again. Being a father is really not easy. Sooner or later, he will be driven to death by this unfilial daughter.
Shang Xiuyan quickly grabbed him and comforted him like a caring older sister.
"Hey, Uncle, don't get so worked up. Why are you getting angry with a little kid?"
"That's just how Zhiling is. She doesn't know how lucky she is. Don't take it to heart. I'll talk to her for you later!"
"I promise I'll make her realize her mistake!"
Su Mu was stunned.
That's a really fast change of stance!
He looked down at the pink-haired girl who had just received two hundred yuan from him.
"No way, you just accepted two hundred yuan, and the emotional value is already maxed out?"
Shang Xiuyan looked completely at ease:
"What's wrong with two hundred yuan?"
"Two hundred yuan is a lot! It's enough for me to buy a new lipstick, drink three cups of the most expensive milk tea, and have five deluxe meals with chicken legs at the cafeteria!"
"Uncle, let me tell you, my mom gives me very little allowance. I'm always struggling to make ends meet each month, it's simply not enough."
Su Mu chuckled to himself.
indeed.
Today's college students are just becoming independent, and their views on money are still stuck in their student days. Two hundred yuan is indeed a considerable sum of money for them.
Unlike the women he met after starting work, who would complain about how cheap it was if he treated them to a 200-yuan meal.
Thinking about it that way, this girl is actually quite cute.
Perhaps, the key to winning over my daughter lies here.
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