Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.

Su Mu walked a short distance and glanced back.

Seeing that the girl hadn't followed, he finally let out a long sigh of relief.

That was close.

I almost got stuck with this sticky piece of candy.

Don't let Lin Zhiting's innocent and pure school beauty appearance fool you; she's got a mind of cunning.

Girls who grow up in single-parent families, especially those with a terrible mother like Guo Rong, often feel a lack of love and have an overwhelming need for affection.

Once you get it on, it's like being boiled in hot oil; you can't shake it off.

Most importantly, Su Mu has lived for decades and has an exceptionally keen eye for people.

There's no love in that girl's eyes at all.

It's clearly cunning and scheming.

She wasn't interested in him at all, this "divorced, middle-aged man with a child," she just wanted to use him as a pawn to disgust her irresponsible biological mother.

Are you really going to settle for her?

I'm afraid I'll be taken advantage of for nothing.

Most men would be completely melted by a school beauty of this caliber calling them "husband," and would probably surrender on the spot, wishing they could rip their hearts out.

But who is Su Mu?

He's an old hunter.

He had seen many foxes disguised as little white rabbits.

"Trying to trick me? Maybe in your next life."

Su Mu straightened his collar, completely shaking off the romantic atmosphere from before.

His goal now is clear—to regain his youth and enjoy life.

Are you trapped?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Whistling, Su Mu strolled back to the freshman registration area with an air of nonchalance.

As soon as they arrived, they saw their mentally challenged son, Su Shixing, squatting on the curb.

Two huge suitcases were placed at my feet.

He was curled up in a ball, his head drooping, looking just like a husky abandoned by its owner.

That dejected atmosphere could be smelled from ten meters away.

"Hey, isn't this our great Casanova Su?"

Su Mu walked over and kicked his son's butt with his toe.

"What's wrong? Weren't you just so determined to explain things clearly? Why are you squatting here counting ants now?"

Su Shixing raised her head.

His eyes were red and his face looked utterly hopeless.

Seeing his biological father was like a drowning person grasping at a last straw.

"Dad! Help!"

He suddenly stood up, grabbed Su Mu's arm, and his voice was trembling with tears.

"It's over! It's all over!"

"Xiao Jianxi is completely ignoring me! Now she won't even look at me!"

"She definitely thinks I'm a total scumbag, cheating on her boyfriend!"

"I'm in a situation where I can't clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River!"

Su Mu frowned as he listened, and pulled his arm away in disgust.

"Promising!"

"It's nothing, why are you looking so sad? Anyone who didn't know better would think your dad's dead."

Su Shixing sniffed and said in a pitiful tone:

"Dad, you don't understand."

"It was even worse just now; her aunt was there too."

"His eyes were like knives, as if he wanted to cut me into a thousand pieces."

"If I dare to take another step closer, I'm afraid her aunt could call the police and have me arrested."

"I'm having a disastrous start right now!"

Seeing his son's hopeless state, Su Mu sighed with disappointment.

My son inherited my good looks, but why didn't he inherit even a fraction of my emotional intelligence?

Have you become stupid from reading too much?

He can even mess up something as basic as picking up girls, an instinct ingrained in a man's DNA.

This is a disgrace to the Su family!

"You just explained it all?" Su Mu asked.

"yes!"

Su Shixing nodded confidently.

"What else can I do but explain? I have to make the whole story clear!"

"I told her that I approached that girl purely out of curiosity, and that I had no ulterior motives."

"I also swear that she is the only one in my heart."

"But she covered her ears and wouldn't listen, and even said I wasn't honest, that men's words are deceitful."

Su Shixing became more and more aggrieved as she spoke, scratching her ears and cheeks.

"Dad, don't you think this woman is being unreasonable?"

"I've explained the logic so clearly, how come she still doesn't understand?"

Su Mu's head was throbbing from listening.

She couldn't help but raise her hand and slap her son on the back of the head.

"Snapped!"

Crisp and pleasant to the ear.

"You blockhead!"

"No wonder you're single!"

"Who taught you to reason with women? Huh?"

"Are women rational beings? They're emotional beings!"

"At times like this, explanations are just cover-ups, and cover-ups are the truth."

The more you explain, the more she'll think you're hiding something.

"She's furious right now; all your道理 (principles/reasoning) sound like nothing but sophistry to her!"

Su Shixing blinked, seemingly understanding but not quite.

"Then... what should I do?"

"Are we just going to leave it there like this?"

"What a load of crap!"

Su Mu rolled his eyes.

"In this innocent stage of dating, if a misunderstanding arises, what's the best way to resolve it?"

"One hand on the arm, two hugs, three forceful kisses!"

"As long as there's no infidelity, as long as it's not a matter of principle, there's nothing a hug can't solve."

"If there are, then two!"

"Just rush up to her, don't worry about whether she's listening or not, just hug her first."

Even if she pushes you away, her attention will be diverted, and she won't be able to think about anything else.

If it were Su Mu when he was young...

Faced with this situation, they would have already pinned the person against the wall and kissed them until they were completely dizzy and disoriented.

I kissed her until her brain was oxygen-deprived, until she had no energy to think.

Once the emotions have calmed down, a few words of comfort will make the matter a thing of the past.

Unlike this silly boy, who's still trying to explain.

He's practically destined to be single forever!

Su Shixing was stunned, her face instantly turning red.

"Dad... this... this isn't a good idea, is it?"

"In public, and... and her aunt was right there..."

"If I dared to force her, wouldn't her aunt break my legs?"

Su Mu clicked his tongue.

Also.

Forcing it won't work.

Su Mu stroked his chin, his eyes becoming deep.

Since we can't attack head-on, we have to outsmart them.

"Son, there's something in common between charming girls and solving math problems."

You need to read the question carefully.

"You need to analyze what her most fundamental need is right now."

Su Shixing paused for a moment, then tentatively answered:

"Does she need me to clear up the misunderstanding?"

"wrong!"

Su Mu interrupted without hesitation.

"Zero points!"

What she needs right now is not the truth.

"What the truth is doesn't matter at all."

"Even if you do flirt with other girls, as long as you can make her feel that she is unique and irreplaceable in your heart, there is always room for negotiation."

Su Mu pointed around.

This is the peak period for new student registration.

Everywhere you look, there are beautiful and energetic female college students.

Slender and plump like swallows, beautiful as orioles and swallows.

The air was filled with the scents of various perfumes.

"Look around you."

"Where is this? A girls' academy!"

"Looking around, all I see are women, and they're all of high quality."

"How would your girlfriend feel if you put her in an environment like that?"

Su Shixing looked around blankly.

"It seems like there are quite a lot of people?"

Su Mu almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

This son is ruined.

I think I should create a new account.

He took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing his anger, and patiently guided the conversation:

"Sense of crisis! Idiot!"

"So many competitors, so many potential rivals in love."

"And you, just now, were chatting up another pretty girl right in front of her."

"This will greatly exacerbate her insecurity."

"She's not angry right now, she's scared."

"I'm afraid you're a womanizer, afraid I've misjudged you, afraid that in this place full of beautiful women, you'll be seduced by some other glamorous and shameless woman at any moment!"

Su Mu patted Su Shixing on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"So what she needs most right now is not your explanation."

"It's about a sense of security."

Su Shixing was stunned.

It was as if a door to a new world was slowly opening.

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There are so many intricacies to dating?

"Dad, what exactly should I do?"

Su Shixing humbly sought advice.

At that moment, his father Su Mu's figure suddenly seemed much taller in his eyes.