Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.

And Xia Lanlan.

The smile that had been on his face, which he had just been thinking about, now froze completely.

A lowly woman?

All that's left is her chest?

Do you also think I'm a 188 technician?

Xia Lanlan felt like her lungs were about to explode with anger!

To avenge you, I went to great lengths to outwit and outmaneuver those thugs, and even got taken advantage of myself!

And you immediately called me despicable?

This moment.

Xia Lanlan was furious, and her rationality completely vanished.

She stared at her phone screen, let out a cold laugh, and decisively launched into a tirade:

"You're such a flat-chested, shapeless old woman, your body's as thin as a monkey's, no wonder your husband doesn't want you!"

"Don't even mention your husband not wanting you. With your washboard figure, your son would starve to death if he married you!"

"Serves you right! Pah! Pah! Pah!"

Su Mu, who was listening nearby, twitched at the corner of his eye and was immediately stunned.

Good guy.

Their fighting power is truly impressive.

Jiang Yiyao on the other end of the phone was clearly not expected to receive such a fierce counterattack, and her voice changed with anger.

"As expected of a lowly woman, sharp-tongued and biting!"

"What's the use of having a good figure if you're still selling yourself!"

Just as the two were about to engage in their third world war across the screen,

A woman's voice suddenly came from Jiang Yiyao's side.

"Hey? Yiyao, why are you arguing with my sister?"

"Isn't she an ally? I just sent her a WeChat message asking her to help you teach your ex-husband a lesson."

"What... is this your sister?"

"What else can I do? I found you some help!"

Jiang Yiyao was completely embarrassed.

Sis, why didn't you say so sooner?!

She understood instantly.

He didn't understand the situation at all. As soon as he saw a beautiful woman next to Su Mu, he started criticizing him, and ended up criticizing his own team!

This is troublesome!

Jiang Yiyao's face turned pale and then red, and she quickly changed to an apologetic tone.

"Um... little sister, I'm so sorry, so sorry..."

Jiang Yiyao's voice softened instantly, trembling with tears, as she tried to salvage the situation.

"I...I misunderstood. It's all that bastard Su Mu's fault! He's the one who made me mistake someone else for someone else, it's all his fault!"

The way he tossed the blame was so natural, so practiced.

Su Mu's lips twitched violently upon hearing this.

Indeed, everything can be blamed on Su Mu.

However, Xia Lanlan was so angry that she couldn't listen to any of Jiang Yiyao's explanations.

She was humiliated by this man and woman in turns today; how could she possibly swallow this insult!

He touched her leg and then got yelled at!

The couple even teamed up to anger her!

Xia Lanlan looked at Jiang Yiyao's complex expression in the video—an eagerness to sever ties, yet also a hint of resentment towards her ex-husband—and immediately understood.

This woman definitely still has feelings for that scumbag Su Mu.

They might even be thinking about getting back together!

Sure.

Since that's the case...

Then don't blame me for being impolite!

Xia Lanlan suddenly turned her head, her fiery eyes fixed on Su Mu, who was watching the show with a bewildered expression.

Su Mu felt uneasy under her gaze.

"What...what are you doing?"

next second.

Xia Lanlan did something that shocked everyone present.

She grabbed Su Mu's head and kissed his fairly handsome face hard!

"Chirp~"

A loud kiss rang out clearly in the bustling night market.

Su Mu was completely stunned.

A warm, soft touch came from my cheek, along with a faint scent of lipstick.

I'm over thirty years old and I've never been kissed like that before.

Is this woman trying to seduce someone?!

His son, Su Shixing, standing beside him, looked serious. He quickly took out his notebook and solemnly wrote down a line:

[If you make the girls argue, you'll get kissed.]

Xia Lanlan still held Su Mu's head tightly, as if she were holding her trophy, and declared her victory to Jiang Yiyao on the phone screen.

"Old woman, did you see that!"

"You? You want to get back together with your ex-husband? No way!"

"Dare to insult me? I'll make sure he gets what's coming to him!!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yiyao on the other end of the video call panicked completely. She grabbed the arm of the woman next to her and shook her frantically.

"Xia Yiyi! Look at this! What have you done?! You've made this all dirty!"

"You better control your sister! This is outrageous!"

The woman called Xia Yiyi was also speechless.

Wasn't it because you were being rude and insulted people first that things got this bad?

My younger sister has always been proud and arrogant; when has she ever suffered such humiliation?

But since she was her best friend, Xia Yiyi still forced herself to persuade her:

"Xia Lanlan! Put your hand down! You're a grown woman, why are you doing such ridiculous things!"

"Su Mu is so old and ugly, how could you possibly kiss him?"

Several black lines instantly appeared on Su Mu's forehead.

Nima!

That woman is still so foul-mouthed, and she's blind too!

I'm currently in the body of a 28-year-old, at my peak appearance, okay!

Xia Lanlan ignored all advice and hugged him even tighter.

"I want to kiss it! I love this one!"

"Sis, your sister's being bullied, and you're still siding with outsiders? I don't want to listen to you!"

"Remember to come to our wedding banquet in a couple of days! That's all, bye!"

"you!!!"

After saying that, Xia Lanlan hung up the video call without giving the other party a chance to react.

"beep--"

The phone hangs up.

The atmosphere at the night market stalls instantly became somewhat awkward and ambiguous.

Su Mu and Xia Lanlan's eyes met in mid-air, one looking bewildered, the other trying to appear calm.

Xia Lanlan then realized what earth-shattering thing she had just done, and her cheeks flushed red instantly. She quickly let go of Su Mu's head.

"You...you're getting the wrong idea! I don't like your type!"

Her heart was pounding so hard it felt like it was going to jump out of her throat.

She was almost twenty-five years old and had never had such close contact with any boy before.

Su Mu quickly came to his senses. He touched his cheek where he had been kissed, looking like someone who had been there before, and expressed his understanding.

"I know, it was just said in anger."

He shrugged, looking nonchalant: "Don't worry, you don't need to take responsibility."

He didn't lose out; he got a beautiful woman's kiss for free, so he profited.

Upon hearing this, Xia Lanlan's anger, which had finally subsided, flared up again.

"Good to know! No, that's not right!"

Her eyebrows furrowed, and she glared at Su Mu:

"What do you mean I don't have to take responsibility? It's obvious I'm the one who lost out! My first kiss! You have to compensate me!"

Su Mu was delighted.

"You're such a stickler for details, woman."

He suddenly grinned mischievously and leaned closer to Xia Lanlan, lowering his voice to say:

"How about... I kiss him back, that'll be compensation?"

As he spoke, he actually made a move to kiss him.

Xia Lanlan was so frightened that her face turned pale. She quickly took a step back and covered her mouth.

"You...you shameless man! What kind of compensation is this! You filthy man!"

Her flustered eyes darted around, and she spotted her niece Xiao Jianxi and Su Mu's son Su Shixing. The two little ones were sitting side by side on small stools, staring at her with their big, clear, innocent eyes.

That look in his eyes was as if he were looking at an alien creature.

Done!

The elders' authority is completely gone!

Even Xia Lanlan, with her thick skin, couldn't take it anymore. She had to disappear from this place immediately!

"I...I suddenly remembered, I have to pick my grandpa up from school! I have to go now!"

She made up a ridiculous excuse, grabbed her niece Xiao Jianxi who was still watching the show, and ran away.

Watching her flee in disarray, Su Mu couldn't help but jokingly shout after her.

"Hey! Remember to schedule a time to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your marriage certificate another day!"

A furious roar came from the wind.

"roll--!"