Kuroko's Basketball template: the king of slacking off, Shohoku's strongest sixth man.
Chapter 1 The Biggest Scoundrel in Shohoku
"Bang!"
The basketball slammed heavily against the edge of the rim and bounced away.
It then slammed into the floor with a dull thud.
Then came the sharp squeaking of sneakers against the floor, and the boys' seemingly inexhaustible roars.
"One more ball!"
"Get back on defense! Get back on defense now!"
Inside the basketball gym of Shohoku High School.
The air was filled with the salty, damp smell of evaporated sweat.
This is a flavor called "youth" and "passion".
But on a bench in the corner of the stadium, a "corpse" covered with a white towel strongly protested this.
A hand reached out from under the towel and made a weak grasping motion in the air.
It seemed to be trying to grab a non-existent mute remote.
"Seriously, it's so noisy..."
Are these high school students some kind of high-energy huskies?
"Don't they take a nap?"
A muffled complaint came from under the towel, filled with the strong smell of someone grumbling in the morning.
"Snapped!"
A folding fan, whistling through the air, struck precisely the hand that was flailing about.
"pain!"
The "corpse" on the bench shuddered suddenly.
Lin Bei ripped the towel off his head, revealing a handsome face that would make all the girls in the school scream.
But at this moment, those dead fish eyes were filled with despair for this world.
Standing in front of him was a vibrant young woman with a backwards baseball cap and long, curly hair.
"Lin Bei!"
"Today is the first day for new students!"
"Everyone else is working hard to perform, but you've been hiding here sleeping for a full forty-five minutes!"
Ayako Inoue stood with her hands on her hips, her eyebrows raised, and rhythmically patted her palms with a paper fan.
"Senior Ayako, to correct you, it's forty-three minutes."
"Also, I'm not sleeping, I'm doing 'static physical recovery training'." Lin Bei rubbed the back of his hand and yawned.
"ha?"
Ayako laughed angrily, "You make slacking off sound so elegant and refined, does Captain Akagi know about it?"
Upon hearing the name "Akagi," Lin Bei instinctively shrank his neck.
He sighed and slumped back onto the bench.
He assumed the most comfortable "Ge You slouch" position, staring blankly at the ceiling.
"Senior, you have to understand me."
"Standing is not as good as sitting, sitting is not as good as lying down, and since you're already lying down, you might as well take a nap."
"This is a universal truth."
Lin Bei, a first-year student at Xiangbei High School, is an international student from China.
But he also has a secret that only he knows.
He is a time traveler.
In his previous life, Lin Bei was a typical corporate slave.
996 is a blessing, 007 is the norm.
Finally, in the early hours of the morning, while working overtime all night to finish a PPT presentation, he suddenly experienced a sharp pain in his heart and died at his workstation.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in Kanagawa, Japan in the 90s, becoming a rich second-generation exchange student.
The family is wealthy, and both parents are very busy.
My monthly living expenses arrive on time, and the amount is substantial.
This is an incredible start that Lin Bei could never have dreamed of in his previous life!
Therefore, he set a grand goal for his life:
I will never work overtime or exert myself in my life!
Be a happy slacker, and live a peaceful and comfortable life until you're old.
However, fate played a cruel joke on him.
[Ding! Host detected at Shohoku Basketball Gymnasium. Miracle Basketball System is running continuously.]
[Current slacking time: 45 minutes]
[Gained 45 points of "slacking off" points]
[System Warning: If the host's team, "Shohoku High School," fails to qualify for the national tournament this year...]
Based on the butterfly effect, the host's father's company will go bankrupt due to failed investments, leaving the host without income and forced to work as a dishwasher...
Lin Bei rolled his eyes in his mind.
This is that damn system.
He was given the complete skill template of the "Generation of Miracles" from "Kuroko's Basketball".
But they insisted on having him join Shohoku.
Winning on the field earns you Shock Points.
Shock points can be exchanged for skills from Kuroko's Basketball, or some amazing gadgets.
You can also earn "slacking off points" by lying down.
You can exchange "slacking off points" for many things outside the sports field.
But what if you want to lie down comfortably?
can.
The premise is that Shohoku wins.
If Shohoku loses, he'll be finished too, returning to a miserable working life.
"For my five million yen monthly allowance..."
"This is too much for me," Lin Bei said, closing his eyes in anguish.
"Hey! You over there!"
"Are you new here too?"
A deafening roar interrupted Lin Bei's thoughts.
At the entrance of the stadium.
An arrogant young man with a bright red pompadour strode in.
Sakuragi Hanamichi.
The absolute protagonist of this world: single-celled organisms.
At this moment, in order to impress the goddess Akagi Haruko, he was spreading his tail feathers everywhere like a peacock in heat.
"I am the genius Sakuragi Hanamichi!"
"The next captain of the basketball team!"
"Where's that fox, Rukawa Kaede? I want to duel him!" Sakuragi laughed heartily, hands on his hips.
On the other side of the court, the black-haired boy who was dribbling stopped.
Rukawa Kaede turned his head expressionlessly and coldly uttered two words: "Idiot."
"What did you say?!" Sakuragi instantly went berserk, veins throbbing on his forehead.
"How terrifying..."
"Is this the world of shonen manga?"
"Even the air smells of excess hormones." Lin Bei covered his face with the towel again.
Ayako sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation.
We haven't even dealt with this lazybones yet, and now another troublemaker has appeared.
"gather!"
A thunderous roar exploded in the air above the stadium.
Takenori Akagi, the pillar of Shohoku, walked over like a moving black tower.
His imposing face instantly silenced the entire stadium.
"All first-year students, line up immediately!"
"Get ready for the entrance exam!"
Akagi's gaze swept across the entire room like a searchlight.
Finally, the image focuses on the white towel still wriggling in the corner.
"Lin Bei!"
"Do I need to ask you to get up?"
The towel was suddenly pulled away.
Lin Bei sprang up from the bench with an incredibly smooth motion, instantly standing up straight.
With a forced, businesslike smile on his face, he said, "Present! Good morning, Captain! You've worked hard, Captain!"
The surrounding freshmen were all stunned.
Is this face-changing speed professional?
Akagi's lips twitched, barely suppressing the urge to punch the kid.
"The entrance exam was very simple."
Akagi pointed to the senior students on the field, "First-year students form a team and play a practice match against the senior students."
"Let me see your strength and... attitude!"
When the word "attitude" was mentioned, Akagi gave Lin Bei a glare.
"Huh? We have to play a match again?"
"Captain, I suddenly feel dizzy, have chest tightness, and leg cramps. It might be a case of low blood sugar."
"Can I apply to be a cheerleader on the sidelines? I'm really good at shouting '666'." Lin Bei raised his hand, looking sincere.
"turn down."
Akagi sneered, "If you dare to slack off on the field, your training load will double today."
"No! This is bullying on the court!" Lin Bei cried out in his heart.
But he dared not say it.
Akagi Takenori's iron fist is the kind of fist that can beat Sakuragi Hanamichi so badly he'll be covered in bumps.
The grouping was completed quickly.
The first-year team consists of Rukawa Kaede, Sakuragi Hanamichi, Kuwata, Ishii, and Lin Bei, who is forced to participate.
Senior team: Takenori Akagi, Konobu Kigure, Yasuda, Shiozaki, Tsunoda.
"Beep—!"
As Ayako blew her whistle, the match began.
Takenori Akagi won the jump ball, and the senior team went first.
Lin Bei, wearing those limited-edition AJ1s, slowly ran back.
His position is small forward, but his current running speed is faster than even the old men doing morning exercises in the park.
"As long as I don't touch the ball, the ball won't come to me."
Lin Bei silently recited the "Slacking Off Technique" in his mind and skillfully activated the system skill.
[Passive Skill: Gaze Guidance (Kuroko Tetsuya) has been activated]
[Effect: Significantly reduces one's own presence, causing opponents (and teammates) to subconsciously ignore the host's existence.]
In an instant, Lin Bei's aura seemed to merge with the surrounding air.
He was clearly standing just outside the three-point line.
But both Yasuda, who was on offense, and Rukawa, who was on defense, seemed to have forgotten that there was such a person on the field.
This is Lin Bei's favorite skill.
No need to run, no need to block, not even need to defend!
That's an amazing paddling skill!
The situation on the field was one-sided.
Rukawa Kaede is strong, but he is too selfish.
Facing Akagi's defensive presence in the paint, he repeatedly forced his way through.
Although he scored a few beautiful shots, he also got blocked twice by Akagi.
As for Sakuragi Hanamichi...
"Give me the ball! I'm a genius!"
Sakuragi ran around the field like a headless fly, completely oblivious to the rules.
He was even called on by the referee three times for traveling violations.
"Damn it! This lousy floor is targeting me!" Sakuragi exclaimed in exasperation.
The score quickly reached 20-8.
The senior team is far ahead.
Lin Bei stood in the corner, his hands in his pockets.
Seeing everyone panting heavily, he couldn't help but shake his head.
"Young people are just too impulsive."
"Isn't playing basketball in a health-conscious way like I do good?"
Just then, an accident happened.
Rukawa once again made a strong drive to the basket, only to be double-teamed by Akagi and Kogure.
The ball is dead!
Rukawa gritted his teeth and scanned the field with his eyes.
Kuwata was completely shut down, Ishii was trembling, Sakuragi...
Sakuragi is having a sumo match with Emperor Kakuta.
The only empty spot is the one in the bottom corner...
Wait, when did someone appear there?
Rukawa Kaede was stunned for a moment, then his body reacted instinctively.
"Whoosh!"
The basketball was passed to the corner like a cannonball.
Just as Lin Bei was about to yawn, he suddenly felt a gust of wind.
Holy crap!
He instinctively reached out, and with a "snap," the basketball landed firmly in his hand.
All eyes in the room instantly turned to him.
Line-of-sight guidance failed.
Akagi Takenori stood under the basket, his eyes fierce: "Lin Bei! Shoot!"
"Don't tell me you don't even know where the basketball hoop is!"
Shiozaki, who was defending him, paused for a moment before rushing over to block the shot.
Lin Bei held the ball in his hand, feeling its rough, grainy texture.
If he doesn't surrender, Akagi will definitely kill him, and his plans to slack off in the future will be ruined.
If he misses the shot, he'll probably need to practice more.
"This is so troublesome..."
Lin Bei sighed, but his body changed in that instant.
His originally lazy and relaxed posture suddenly became as tense as a cheetah's.
A flash of blue electricity appeared in those dead fish eyes.
[Active Skill: Unpredictable Shot (Aomine Daiki) Unlocked]
Facing the oncoming Chaoqi, Lin Bei made no feints.
He didn't even adjust his steps, his body leaning backward in an extremely uncoordinated manner, his whole body almost forming a 45-degree angle with the floor.
"What is he doing? Is he trying to commit suicide?" Ayako exclaimed from the sidelines.
It's impossible to exert any force in this position!
However, Lin Bei's wrist flicked very gently.
The basketball traced an absurdly high parabola, passing over Shiozaki's fingertips, over Akagi's head, and heading straight for the basket.
Lin Bei didn't even look at the result. He landed, turned around, and walked straight back.
"Whoosh!"
A crisp sound of swishing the net was like heavenly music.
Hollow-core netting.
The entire stadium fell silent instantly.
Only Lin Bei's lazy voice drifted through the air:
"Captain, I scored!"
"Can I say I met my exercise goal for today?"
"I want to go back and catch up on some sleep."
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