After being reborn as an ugly cannon fodder, my appearance stats are off the charts!

Chapter 56 Ugly Cannon Fodder in a Post-Apocalyptic Rebirth Novel

Starry Sky Calendar 2047.

With a loud bang, it slammed against the iron gate.

"Open the door! Yan An, open the door! We are your fourth uncle and fourth aunt! You caused our son to go to jail, you must compensate us... compensate us! Come out!"

Yan An cut several different colored fruits into pieces, poured them into a blender, added water and yogurt, blended them into a puree, filtered it, and took a small sip.

"I knew you two would show up at this time! What? You two adults teamed up to bully my son because Lao Yan and I weren't here?!" Accompanying the sound of a slap was Cheng Huixin's increasingly loud voice, "I'll beat you both into spinning tops today! Lao Yan, go!"

"Aunt Cheng! We're here to help you!" This is from your neighbor across the hall, A.

"Uncle Yan, go ahead and slap him! They started this trouble. We are all witnesses and can testify for you and Auntie!" This was said by a neighbor downstairs.

"They're bullying us! So many people are bullying my husband and me!" The cries of Uncle and Aunt were deafening.

"Save your breath, I just turned off your live stream camera," Neighbor A mocked.

The fourth uncle and fourth aunt's voices weakened.

The couple quickly slunk away.

It was finally quiet outside.

Only Yan Jingping and Cheng Huixin's voices remained.

"Thank you so much, thank you for your help."

"Oh my, you're all such great neighbors! Look at you, you're so kind! We'll definitely fry up some good food and bring it over for you later..."

The neighbors were very excited: "Uncle and Auntie, you don't need to be so polite! It's fate that we live in the same building! We're all family!"

"Alright, alright! It's all fate!" Cheng Huixin said as she opened the door, "Thank you so much for your help this time. You should all go home now; we need to go home too."

Hearing the sound of a key turning in the door, Yan An carried her homemade juice into the kitchen.

There were seven or eight pairs of eyes outside the door staring into the room.

Some people even hesitated, wanting to ask if they could go into Cheng Huixin's house as guests.

But Cheng Huixin and Yan Jingping were quick; they had already slipped into the house and closed the door.

As soon as they entered the door, the couple's faces regained their calm and composed expressions.

Cheng Huixin put the meat and vegetables she bought in the kitchen, and the family of three gathered in the living room.

The couple picked up the juice that Yan An had poured for them in advance, and couldn't help but be lost in thought for a moment as they looked at Yan An, who was sitting in the single sofa playing on his phone.

Cheng Huixin said with heartache, "Sweetie, if you want to drink fruit juice in the future, just tell your parents and we'll make it for you. Don't try to do it yourself."

When Yan'an was born, the child was by no means good-looking. Because of the child's appearance, they worried that he would be heartbroken later in life.

Back then, Yan Jingping's parents disliked him because Cheng Huixin was an orphan, had a bad temper, and gave birth to a rather unattractive child. Yan Jingping was the third of four sons in the Yan family and wasn't particularly favored by his parents. After that, the family of three only returned to their hometown once a year for the Lunar New Year. While his younger brother joined their parents in disliking him and his wife, Yan Jingping's relationship with his two older brothers remained consistently good.

But later on, Yan An grew more and more refined. In the words of Yan Jingping's elder brother, their family might have won an unparalleled genetic lottery.

When Yan An was nine years old, he was already strikingly handsome. By twelve, his beauty had become so striking that it was frightening to look at. At thirteen, many people nearly suffocated or turned into accident scenes from staring at him. After that, Yan An had to stay at home until he was sixteen. For two months, he suddenly became excessively sleepy. Even though Yan An said he was fine, Cheng Huixin and Yan Jingping couldn't help but worry as he slept longer and longer each day, so they took him to the hospital... which led to even more trouble.

Now, Yan'an is nineteen years old.

No language can adequately describe his beauty; any endless vocabulary piling up words to describe his beauty would only seem pale and inadequate.

If I had to describe it in one sentence, it would be that it was beautiful to the point of being shattered, beautiful to the point of being cruel.

Even if he did nothing at all, those who saw him were already bewitched by him, suffering for him, their hearts being violently torn apart, and their mental world collapsing completely.

Cheng Huixin and her husband never expected such a description. As Yan'an's closest relatives who had been with her for more than ten years, they would always feel sorry for her. Every time they looked at her, they felt that the child must be uncomfortable, suffering, tired, thirsty, hungry, sleepy... In short, she needed her parents to take care of her even more carefully.

"I'll definitely do it next time," Yan An replied.

When he was a child, he would repeatedly explain to his parents that he was in good health and had no problems, he just looked a little fragile... Now he has gotten used to not saying much, but he will still do what he has to do, and if asked, he will say "next time".

The couple looked at Yan An with heartache, and after a while, while drinking their juice, they began to calculate how much they had made net profit from selling fish that day.

It was still very early, only around 11 a.m. Their fish shop doesn't open until 7 or 8 a.m., and they were already closing up shop now.

For no other reason than that many people come to buy fish, but most of them have ulterior motives. They say they're buying fish, but they're actually trying to get close to Cheng Huixin and her husband, or you could even say they're just there to give away money.

If you can make money, you might as well do it.

They spend almost all the money they earn on Yan'an, and they are even saving money for him, planning to save a considerable sum so that even when they are old and gone, Yan'an can live comfortably on that money.

"I hate it just thinking about it." Cheng Huixin gritted her teeth as she thought of Yan Laosi and his wife. "That little beast of theirs dared to bring a thug to our house, and that thug almost bullied our precious baby..."

Yan Jingping's eyes were also bloodshot. "I should have cut ties with him long ago, and pretended that my fourth brother never existed! He, his wife, and his son are all heartless!"

It turns out that last year, Yan Wei, the son of Fourth Uncle and Fourth Aunt, brought his good friend Zhuo Kunpeng to invite Yan An to go out and play.

Zhuo Kunpeng was tall and imposing, and seemed quite well-behaved when we first met. But who would have guessed that he was actually a typical problem student and a bully who was practically lawless because of his family background and physical abilities?

In short, although Yan An got along well with his cousins ​​from his eldest and second uncles' families, he was only so-so with Yan Wei from his fourth uncle's family. While it was possible for others to ask him out, it was almost impossible for Yan Wei.

Unable to get Yan An to go out, Yan Wei secretly broke the lock while Cheng Huixin and her husband were not at home.

Zhuo Kunpeng couldn't contain himself any longer. As soon as he entered the room, he stared intently at Yan An, and Yan Wei even joined in to help...

Of course, they didn't gain any advantage and were all defeated by Yan An. Although martial arts cannot be practiced in this world, Yan An had tried to revive the Heavenly Demon True Technique or other martial arts from his previous life when he was young, but he only managed to achieve nothing and couldn't even cultivate a trace of true qi. However, although his strength was lacking, his consciousness remained. He could easily defeat the two people. The only thing he needed to be careful about was not to accidentally use a killing move and send them both down.

Furthermore, Yan Wei and Zhuo Kunpeng's illegal entry into Yan An's home, intending to harm her, was captured by the home's surveillance cameras. It's worth mentioning that this surveillance camera was installed by an outsider who secretly entered the house. This person discovered the problem while spying on Yan An through the camera, chose to call the police, and ended up sending himself to jail as well.

When the surveillance camera was removed, the Yan family of three only pretended to be shocked, but in reality they were not surprised at all.

Yan An looked at the empty panel.

Appearance: 140 points (Devilish Looks)

Yes, not only has Yan An been reincarnated three times, but he has also become accustomed to the endless stream of crazy suitors and is no longer surprised by their behavior.

Even Cheng Huixin and Yan Jingping, the couple, went from being shocked and furious at the beginning, to being deeply shocked and finding it difficult to adapt, to now almost taking it for granted.

Is someone staking out their apartment building? At the fish shop? At every place where Yan An might appear? Not surprising.

People would rush up to me on the street and offer me gifts out of the blue. I wasn't surprised.

Ordering takeout or a package, and the person delivering it isn't a regular delivery person, but a courier? Not surprising.

It's not surprising that people always try to sneak into their house, install surveillance cameras, or steal Yan'an's personal belongings.

Some people actually bought the apartment directly across from theirs, upstairs and downstairs, moved in, and became neighbors, keeping a close eye on their every move and trying to bump into them in various ways every day? Not surprising.

They receive at least three messages or phone calls every day, and the reason behind it is heartwarming—different strangers directly call the couple "father-in-law" and "mother-in-law," or indirectly express their love for Yan'an, or threaten them that they will never allow Yan'an to date anyone? Not surprising.

The Lin family who originally lived across the street had a son named Lin Heze, who was handsome, excellent, and seemingly weak but actually very talented. However, he was arrested last year for giving Yan An a tampered cake, stealing Yan An's things, following Yan An when she went out, and even attempting to sexually assault her. After that, he made a crazy confession—no, Cheng Huixin and her husband were still surprised by this.

This confirmed for them that, apart from themselves and a few relatives, Yan'an's uncles, cousins, and other relatives, there were no other relatives present.

Everyone else, no matter how seemingly harmless they may appear, requires extreme caution.

But how can you defend against one against many?

Now, facing those who came for the banquet.

They also have to consider the situation; different people require different approaches. They need to be assertive when necessary, act recklessly when necessary, and feign friendliness when appropriate.

……

Yan An, however, was thinking about something else.

Compared to his previous lives, he was actually quite happy in this world.

He has loving parents.

They have a peaceful and warm life (ignoring the crazy suitors).

But he did not forget that his reincarnation was as "cannon fodder".

In any case, life in this world is... safer than in the last world, right?

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