I treated you like a godfather, and you actually dated my sister!
Chapter 63 Life-Extending Pill
Qin Ze rushed in front of Qu Hao in one stride, and with a swift movement of his right hand, he grabbed Qu Hao's neck and tucked it under his arm.
At this moment, Qin Ze wondered, how come he doesn't have body odor?
If he had body odor, he'd just suffocate that bastard.
"Ouch! What are you doing? Let go! It hurts! My neck is going to break!" Qu Hao cried out in pain.
"Now you know it hurts? Why didn't you think about the pain when you were doing those bad things last night? You even made me bring you breakfast? You unfilial son, I'll treat you to stir-fried pork with bamboo sticks right now!"
"I got beaten up, damn it! I was wrong, I was wrong, brother-in-law, I was wrong, I'll never do it again!"
"You think you can do it again? You're really something! This time you've violated my portrait rights, do you even realize that?"
"I made a mistake, I made a mistake, there won't be a next time, there won't be a next time."
Qu Hao was trapped between Qin Ze's legs and had no power to resist at all; he could only let Qin Ze do as he pleased.
Even if he hadn't been caught, he wouldn't have fared well in Qin Ze's hands. This guy trains every day while he sleeps and plays games all day. How could he possibly resist?
He had anticipated today's outcome last night.
He'd rather be beaten by Qin Ze than face Qu Man, that cold-blooded tigress.
As for infringing on portrait rights?
Please, what's wrong with his brother-in-law using his brother-in-law's image rights? His sister has already been stolen away by this bastard, so there's nothing wrong with him using it for a bit, right?
Think about it from another perspective: if one day your older sister suddenly gets hooked up with your brother, what would you think and do?
Come on, speak up!
If he weren't outmatched, he would have wanted to beat Qin Ze to death!
Although Qu Man was a shrew, she couldn't help feeling a little strange about being taken away by her brother who lived on the upper bunk.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but I was definitely angry.
After tidying up Qu Hao, the group obediently returned to their seats as soon as the teacher entered.
As soon as he sat down, Adasi looked left and right, and finally couldn't help but speak to Lin Bei and Cao Qihao on either side of him.
"Did you two go raiding bird nests last night?"
Cao Qihao yawned. "How so?"
Adasi made a peace sign with his right hand and gestured in front of his eyes. "You two could be NPCs in an escape room now, even if you were just wearing white clothes, you know that?"
"Is it really that exaggerated?"
Adasi, channeling Donnie Yen's spirit, bared his teeth, pointing his right index finger at Lin Bei without moving his head, "He's even more outrageous than you!"
Qin Ze, Qu Hao, and Cao Qihao all bent over and turned their heads in unison, their movements perfectly synchronized!
Jiang Miaomiao and Li Luoyi in the front row couldn't help but slowly turn their heads!
Lin Bei was pale, with bluish-purple lips and dark circles under his eyes that rivaled those of a giant panda; he was in even worse shape than Cao Qihao.
If Cao Qihao is Bai Zihua, then Lin Bei is Bai Zihua MAS!
Moreover, this guy has another characteristic: his legs shake. Even when he's sitting there, his legs shake so much that you can feel the desk vibrating slightly. This shows how strong the vibration is!
Lin Bei's eyes were lifeless, and he turned his head stiffly like a zombie to meet the gazes of the group. His eyes swept over each of their faces before finally landing on Adasi.
"Hey...hey...hey~ buddy, do you have any life-extending pills? Can I borrow one?"
Hearing the words that sounded almost like electronic music, Adasi looked strange and reached into his pocket, finally pulling out a wax ball the size of a billiard ball and handing it to Lin Bei.
"You mean this?"
Swish swish swish~
Their gazes shifted again, and they saw five large red characters printed on the wax pellet.
"Liuwei Dihuang Pills!"
Cao Qihao: "Hiss~ Are there any more? Give me one!"
Jiang Miaomiao: "Hey~ Shameless!"
Li Luoyi: "Hey, you scumbag!"
Ignoring the two women's disgust, Lin Bei took the wax ball with one hand and squeezed it hard...
emmm~
It wasn't opened!
He forcefully pulled out the black pill with both hands, then tilted his head back and chewed it dry without drinking any water!
Seeing this scene, Qin Ze suddenly remembered a blogger named "Lao Hei".
I recently came across a video of him, and he was in the same state and posture, even the way he chewed pills was exactly the same!
Lin Bei swallowed the pill blankly and turned to look at Adasi again.
"Friend, do you think this stuff actually works?"
Lin Bei didn't know that the reason he asked that question was to give himself some psychological comfort. As for why he only asked Adasi...
Because only Adasi's scumbag skills can rival his here!
"I don't know if it will work, but I'm afraid that if it does, your body is too weak to handle the nourishment!"
Click~
A loud bang went through Lin Bei's mind. How could he not have thought of that?
"Is it too late for me to throw it up now?"
"It's too late, stop throwing up, it's disgusting!"
"So you think I'm disgusting because you think I'm in time?"
Qin Ze, Adasi, Qu Hao, and Cao Qihao all nodded in unison, "We are!"
Seeing the way the others were behaving, Lin Bei's pale face paled even more, and his eyes flickered as if he had made a decision.
Under the watchful eyes of the group, Lin Bei raised his hand in a feint and then aimed it at the throat!
Qin Ze and the others were fine with Lin Bei's actions, but Adasi, who was sitting next to him, got anxious!
If he throws up, he'll be the first to suffer!
"Calm down, Master, calm down. I was just kidding. With your physique, how could you possibly be unable to tolerate such nourishment? Don't you think so?"
Lin Bei gave a cold laugh. "Beg me!"
"Please, sir, I really can't stand the smell!"
Adasi surrendered without any backbone; there was no way he could stand the smell, it was not only unpleasant but also disgusting!
Lin Bei rolled his eyes and was about to turn his head away, but was quickly stopped by Adasi.
"Wait a minute, tell me what happened. I can understand why you were like this last night, but why are you like this this morning? Weren't you sleeping in your dorm last night?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Bei looked at Qin Ze with a sorrowful expression.
"Why are you looking at me like that? You weren't like this when I left, so don't blame me." Qin Ze quickly reassured him.
"Not your fault? If not you, who else is it? If it weren't for you..."
Seeing Lin Bei stop mid-sentence, Qin Ze's expression immediately turned strange. "Could it be Zhou Churan again?"
Lin Bei closed his eyes and nodded in shame!
If we have to find someone to take the blame for this, then the first person responsible is definitely Qin Ze, and the second is Cao Qihao.
If it weren't for Qin Ze, he wouldn't have met Zhou Churan; if Cao Qihao hadn't refused to help him, he wouldn't have been exploited so early in the morning!
He regrets it so much now. If he had known it would turn out like this, he would never have said that on the court.
Even if Zhou Churan calls him a scumbag or a golden needle mushroom, he will accept it.
It wasn't that he was acting on his own whims, but the dark-skinned senior was just too terrifying, and he really couldn't handle it anymore!
It is said that women are like wolves at thirty, tigers at forty, and can suck up dirt from the ground at fifty.
He used to think so too, after all, these were experiences summarized by his predecessors.
But now he doesn't think so anymore, because he has discovered that it's not impossible for a twenty-year-old to do the things of a fifty-year-old!
Those defined eight-pack abs are proof of that!
Lin Bei: (´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
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