I treated you like a godfather, and you actually dated my sister!

"Godfather".

"dad."

"father."

Please, please help the child.

Seeing Qu Hao clinging to his thigh with one hand and frantically pulling at his shorts with the other, Qin Ze roared in terror as he emerged from the bathroom.

"Even though I'm from Chengdu, I'm fucking straight, straight, you know? Straighter than rebar."

Qu Hao, reeking of alcohol, seemed not to hear him. His still-handsome face was full of pleading: "Godfather, Dad, please, if you don't help me, I might have to stop paying for the meals."

"Help me, help me, how can I help you if you don't tell me? What do you want? Just tell me, why are you pulling my pants?"

Qin Ze was also helpless. Because of his face, plus his aunt's constant nagging about how cunning he was, and the fact that he lived in a rather special place, he had been living in constant fear since junior high school.

Fortunately, his classmates were all quite normal, and none of them were particularly cunning or treacherous.

At first, Qin Ze thought his aunt was lying to him, until his aunt took him to a forbidden place for him and showed him various short videos online.

He is afraid!

From then on, he never rode his bike to school again, for fear that he might be forced to buy or sell something on some road!

This is also what gave him a new understanding of the saying, "It's not just last night's wine that makes tears fall!"

Qu Hao: "Godfather, please pick someone up for me. This person is very important to me. I thought whether I could still work for the benefit of the brothers depended on this person."

Upon hearing this, Qin Ze breathed a sigh of relief.

He was terrified; he thought he had escaped one wolf's den only to fall into another.

He said that he spent a long time choosing a university before finally choosing Pengcheng University. How could it be such a coincidence? Especially since he is a rich second-generation who aspires to be a playboy.

Qin Ze kicked his legs hard, shoving the stinking bastard away.

"Time, place, male or female?"

"12:30, Shenzhen Airport, female, Qu Man, 173cm tall, long black straight hair..."

Before Qu Hao could continue, Qin Ze interrupted, "Stop, stop, stop! A woman? Are you serious? Even if there were photos, do you think I..." Qin Ze pointed to himself incredulously and added, "Me? Someone with face blindness like me, how could I recognize her?"

Upon hearing this, Qu Hao looked incredulous. "Huh? You're really face-blind? I thought you were faking it."

"Get lost, what kind of good person would fake being sick for no reason?"

"Me? I'll pretend when I don't want to go to school!"

Qin Ze.....

"No, what should I do? I can't drive with all that alcohol on me."

"Where's the fortune teller? Go find him."

"Him? He freaking said his palm reading wasn't very accurate, so he went to find a place to have his bones checked!"

Qin Ze...

What a talent! This is true talent!

When talking about fortune tellers, we can't leave out their dorm room.

Half-Immortal, whose real name is Lin Bei, is the biggest drinker in their dormitory. He is from Beijing, is a chatterbox, and is very enthusiastic about telling fortunes for female classmates and senior students. In just over a month since the start of the semester, he has touched the hands of at least 60% of the girls in his grade.

My motto is: to establish new values ​​for young girls, to establish a life for young women, to continue the legacy of wives, and to bring peace to widows!

A complete newbie.

Cao Qihao, the second biggest drinker in the dorm, is from Guangdong Province and is a top student. He spends all his time either studying or on his way to study. His only hobby is reading novels, in his words.

"I don't have a family background like Lin Bei and Qu Hao, nor do I have the stunning looks of Qin Ze. I'm just average-looking and can't amaze anyone's youth, so I yearn for all the beauty in novels."

Motto, an NPC that is evolving into a higher level!

Qu Hao, the third biggest drinker in the dorm, from Shanghai, tall, rich, and handsome, but... (×) off!

He's a lazy bum; he never wakes up before 10 a.m. except during military training. He's a nice guy, easy to get along with, and doesn't have any rich kid airs. He loves to show off his wealth and often throws money around. He pays for everything in the dorm, from drinks to snacks. He almost always refreshes the menu the day after something runs out.

My motto is: I've been at sea for too long, I want to go down and see the ocean!

As for Qin Ze? He's... well...

18+20.

He's 183cm tall, with well-developed chest muscles, V-line, and barely six-pack abs. As for the most crucial thing—his looks?

He really can't give a good evaluation, but he has a nickname now called "Model Bro," which he doesn't know what it means, but it sounds like he's good at modeling, so giving him a 90 shouldn't be too much of an exaggeration!

As for the downside, it's that you'll have trouble recognizing faces.

At first, he could still distinguish faces because he was face-blind, but as he spent more time at his aunt's plastic surgery clinic, everyone looked the same to him, just like he saw a flock of sheep.

He now identifies girls by noticing their features during self-introductions, such as their height, skin color, and hairstyle.

Because he was at a plastic surgery clinic, he can say with certainty that his eyes are like a ruler!

As for men?

He could remember this because his aunt's excessive intimidation and cunning were so terrifying that he was practically a human radar. He could remember almost anything he saw, fearing that something bad might happen to him one day. The speech also made his sketching skills improve rapidly!

"Ugh~"

"Godfather, how about this, we go together? You drive, and I know people, what do you think? I won't let you go for nothing; I'll introduce you to my sister. My sister is incredibly beautiful and incredibly rich!"

Qin Ze waved his hand dismissively, "Fine, fine, hurry up and get rid of that smell on you, I'm going to throw up."

"Brother Mozi is such a good friend! Wait for me, I'll be right back!"

Goodness, you change your tune so quickly! Just a moment ago you were calling me "dad," "godfather," and "father," and now you're calling me "model brother." You're something else, Ritian!

"What did you call me?"

"Godfather, Godfather, I just blurted it out, don't be angry, wait for me, I'll be done in five minutes." As soon as he finished speaking, Qu Hao flashed into the bathroom as if afraid that Qin Ze would change his mind if he stayed any longer.

Qin Ze didn't react much. Over the past month, he had grown to really like the atmosphere in their dorm room. Everyone got along well, and there weren't any pretentious people. He could even appreciate their personality occasionally.

Shanghai Master vs. Beijing Master

Starting move: AUV!

Those days were filled with joy!

These two are either arguing or on their way to arguing every day.

Lin Bei is a smooth talker. His mother is from Dong Province, and she has a set of swear words that she can use without using any vulgar language. Every time, she can make Qu Hao, this Shanghai native, furious.

But this guy never learns his lesson; if he can't win an argument, he'll start a fight. He's just a complete noob with a huge addiction.

Finale MVP.

Lin Bei: Nong, nong, nong, do you understand?!

Qin Ze and Cao Qihao were just watching the fun. The sunflower seeds in the dormitory were replenished almost every day, and they were all the kind that Qu Hao bought. However, every time Qu Hao brought back the sunflower seeds, he looked gloomy!

Every time Qin Ze saw this expression, he couldn't help but think of a scene from the web series that Lin Bei had recommended to him.

"Buy some melon seeds for that idiot!"