Uncle Nine: Starting with double pupils, he turned his master into a zombie.
Chapter 44 Dong Xiaoyu: I stopped Lin 9? What kind of bullshit world is this? It's so hard to d
"This feeling... is definitely not unfounded!"
Something terrible is about to happen!
Uncle Nine got up, hurriedly put on his clothes, and went out.
He immediately went to the Chenshi Hall, the room where Old Master Ren was kept.
The oil lamp illuminated the scene, and when Uncle Nine saw the unharmed coffin, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Thankfully, it wasn't this old man who got into trouble.
Uncle Nine turned around and went to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's room.
The two traitors slept soundly, snoring loudly.
There was also a piece of paper with only a few words written on it on the table.
Clearly, the two of them didn't write much about feng shui at all, let alone copy it completely.
However, seeing the two of them sleeping soundly, Uncle Nine couldn't bear to wake them up.
Shaking his head helplessly, Uncle Nine muttered as he stepped forward and covered the two of them with blankets.
"Two little bastards..."
Uncle Nine tightened his clothes and walked out of the room.
While he was pondering that feeling of something coming out of nowhere,
Outside the mortuary, the sound of footsteps could be heard.
Uncle Nine's brows furrowed, forming a straight line.
Thinking that her knocking might wake Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, Uncle Jiu took the initiative to open the door and greet her.
What appeared was a middle-aged woman with anxiety written all over her face and tear stains.
"Uncle Jiu, please save my wife!"
"If he dies, I, a mere woman, won't be able to survive in this world. My son isn't even grown up yet!"
Seeing the panicked woman, Uncle Jiu quickly spoke up to comfort her.
"Don't rush, tell me what happened first."
"Uncle Jiu, my husband just went hunting in the mountains as usual, but when he came back tonight, he wouldn't eat or talk. He was completely lost, like he had encountered something unclean."
"I didn't think much of it at first, I was just thinking of coming back to get a bowl of talisman water tomorrow morning."
"But half an hour ago, he suddenly went berserk, grabbing and biting anyone he saw, making guttural noises like a wild beast. He even injured his son!"
"It was only after the neighbors heard something was wrong that several of them rushed over and managed to subdue him."
"Uncle Jiu, you have to save my wife!"
Seeing the woman sobbing and about to cry again, Uncle Nine quickly spoke up.
"Don't worry, I'll go with you to see what's going on."
After saying this, Uncle Jiu went back into the house, put on his Taoist robe, and left with the woman, carrying a peach wood sword.
And at the very moment Uncle Nine left.
In the Hall of Corpses, Old Master Ren, who was in the coffin, suddenly opened his eyes!
Sharp claws slipped through the gaps in the coffin, gripping the bottom where there was no ink line, and with a gentle pull.
boom!
The coffin shattered into pieces in an instant!
Old Master Ren was surrounded by a murderous aura, and he lightly jumped to the ground.
I could feel the rich energy and blood nearby.
Old Master Ren's eyes darted around, and he instinctively reached out to suck Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng dry.
However, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind, stopping him from doing so.
Old Master Ren adjusted his position, smashed through the wall, and headed towards the Ren residence.
Despite the commotion, Wencai didn't even wake up, only muttering something.
"Qiusheng, did you fart?"
"Bullshit, you're the one who's talking nonsense..."
Qiu Sheng was equally confused, but he didn't forget to retort.
Before long, the two of them drifted off to sleep again...
at the same time.
Renfu.
Looking at the communication talisman that had been ringing in his hand, Li Yu grinned.
With a swift movement, he grabbed Dong Xiaoyu, who was giving her master a back massage.
Li Yu waved the communication talisman in front of her eyes, and then a pale flame appeared in his other hand, which was about to condense into a peeler.
Snapped!
Dong Xiaoyu grabbed Li Yu's large hand, and the unfinished peeler shattered instantly.
Dong Xiaoyu's eyes were firm, as if she were a person of faith about to do something sacred.
"I know what to do, please trust me, please!"
These terrible lines are really hard to watch...
Li Yu couldn't help but twitch his lips and tossed the communication talisman to her.
With the communication talisman in hand, Dong Xiaoyu instantly entered a meditative state, her resolute expression turning languid, and her whole body exuding the energy of the Horse-Forked Insect that she had just finished cultivating.
"Hello? Is there something you need?"
Even through the communication talisman, one could feel a seductive charm that could make one hard-on.
A knowing glint flashed in the demon ape's eyes.
Sure enough, that rascal went out to have some fun.
"You should do what you promised me."
"However, the plan has changed. You don't need to seduce Lin Jiu's disciple anymore. I'll give you the address; there are a few mortals there. They'll be easy to deal with..."
Before the other person could finish speaking, Dong Xiaoyu's tone suddenly rose.
"Do you think I'm a fool? You want me to deal with a few mortals?"
"Old monkey, don't you want to laugh when you say that? Have you gone mad from studying feng shui?"
After a moment of silence, a response came from the other end.
"Okay, I won't hide it from you anymore. Lin Jiu will be there soon, and I need you to hold him off."
Upon hearing this, Dong Xiaoyu immediately flew into a rage.
"Fuck you, you! Me, drag Lin Jiu along? Why don't you go fight the Three Mao True Lords?!"
Mao Ying, Mao Gu, and Mao Zhong are collectively revered as the Three Mao True Lords, the founders of Maoshan.
Dong Xiaoyu's greeting did not affect the ape demon; his aged, hoarse voice remained steady.
"Twenty minutes, just twenty minutes!"
"Time is of the essence, I'm not going to waste time talking to you, and don't try to bargain with me."
"After this is done, I will increase what I promised you by 50%, and I will also perform a ritual to move your urn away from Renjia Town so that you will have no worries about the future."
After a moment of silence, Dong Xiaoyu seemed to be moved and finally spoke.
"Fine, but I can only guarantee to delay as much as possible. If I'm about to die, I won't care about your so-called twenty minutes, and you have to give me what you promised!"
"Just hearing that is enough. Go now."
After saying the last sentence, the demon ape proactively disconnected the communication talisman.
Dong Xiaoyu said nothing, but respectfully returned the communication talisman to Li Yu.
*Slap slap slap...*
Li Yu clapped his hands, a look of admiration on his face.
"A real talent, a true talent. I'm almost reluctant to kill you."
Upon hearing this, Dong Xiaoyu trembled.
No! Please don't! Kill me, please stop torturing me!
Coincidentally, Li Yu was just talking. He has at least three levels of sublimation power. There's no use keeping Dong Xiaoyu around, so why not kill her?
The two exchanged a glance, each harboring their own thoughts, and Dong Xiaoyu respectfully spoke.
"Sir, is there anything I can do next?"
"Go, do as that guy said, go find Lin Jiu."
"When you get there, tell him I sent you, and that Lin Jiu won't do anything to you."
If Dong Xiaoyu dies at Lin Jiu's hands, who will replenish her three ascending powers?
As for what would happen if Dong Xiaoyu ran away, or if she found the demon ape and leaked the secret?
It doesn't matter!
Dong Xiaoyu's existence was merely to make it easier for her to find a feng shui master.
I can do it just as well without her!
Moreover... Dong Xiaoyu cannot leave Renjia Town.
Unless she's gone mad, she wouldn't choose these two doomed paths!
After realizing that Li Yu would not allow her to die, Dong Xiaoyu's face turned ashen, as if she had lost all hope in life.
Oh no, it's that hope was long lost.
"My lord, after this matter, can you grant me a swift and merciful end?"
Dong Xiaoyu spoke hesitantly.
She'd had enough. She'd had enough living in fear every day, terrified that Li Yu would pull out that damn peeler again, and she'd had enough massaging the shoulders and legs of that emotionless zombie!
What kind of world is this? It's so hard to even die!
Looking at Dong Xiaoyu's sincere expression, Li Yu suddenly felt a pang of pity.
Sigh... the way you're saying this makes me sound like a bad guy.
Thinking of this, Li Yu smiled gently and nodded in agreement.
"Yes."
Li Yu thought he should try to act as gently as possible to improve his misunderstood image.
However, in Dong Xiaoyu's eyes, this was no different from the ghost messenger saying he was going to show her a great treasure!
No! It's even more terrifying than that!
He was smiling like that when he picked up the peeler!
Despite her fear, Li Yu's words gave her a glimmer of hope!
"Thank you... thank you, sir..."
Dong Xiaoyu flew away, trembling, heading towards the location given to her by the demon ape.
Li Yu watched her departing figure and remained silent for a long time.
"The world has a deep misunderstanding of me..."
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