Courtyard House: Become Stronger Through Blind Dates

He Yuzhu suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up from the kang (a heated brick bed) with a somersault.

He immediately sensed the difference after that jump!

My body felt incredibly light; my previously heavy body was now full of power, and my five senses had become exceptionally sharp.

However, before he could fully appreciate the feeling of being reborn, a sharp, stabbing pain shot through his lower abdomen!

"Oh no, it's going to spray!"

He Yuzhu's expression changed, and he no longer cared about his physical condition. He clutched his stomach, grabbed a roll of toilet paper from the table, and rushed out.

"Bang!" He suddenly pulled open the latch and yanked the door open.

Outside the door, Jia Zhangshi was raising her hand, ready to bang on the door again, while Jia Dongxu stood beside her with an angry expression.

The door suddenly opened, and both of them were startled.

When Madam Jia saw He Yuzhu come out, she immediately put her hands on her hips and was about to start scolding him: "You idiot, Yuzhu..."

"Get out of my way, don't get in my way while I'm using the toilet!"

He Yuzhu was in excruciating abdominal pain and had no time to waste words with her. He didn't even look at her and just waved his hand dismissively.

"Snapped!"

A crisp, resounding slap!

Jia Zhangshi felt a tremendous force strike her, her face burning, and she was slapped so hard she fell to the ground, completely stunned.

He Yuzhu didn't even glance at her, clutching his stomach as he tried to rush out.

Seeing his mother being beaten, Jia Dongxu's eyes reddened, and he stepped forward to block He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, how dare you hit her..."

"Fuck you, get the hell out of my way!"

He Yuzhu's eyes widened. He was in excruciating pain and his path was blocked. He charged forward with a savage force, his shoulder slamming hard into Jia Dongxu.

"Ouch!"

Jia Dongxu felt a tightness in his chest, and his whole body flew backward uncontrollably, crashing to the ground with a "bang," clutching his chest and unable to breathe for a long time.

"If anyone dares to block my way to the toilet again, I'll kill him!"

He Yuzhu roared furiously, his fierce gaze startling everyone into making way.

He ignored the groaning mother and child on the ground, squeezed his legs together, and rushed towards the public toilet outside the courtyard in a strange posture.

As he ran, he uncontrollably let out several loud and smelly farts from his rear end.

The people in the compound were first stunned, then they all covered their mouths and noses and began to curse:

"Damn, He Yuzhu's fart stinks!"

"What is this smell? It's stronger than a latrine!"

"What did he eat?"

At this moment, He Yuzhu didn't care about anything else and rushed to the public toilet with sparks flying.

It was right after dinner, and there were still quite a few people in the public restroom.

He Yuzhu felt he had reached his limit. Seeing that all the stalls were occupied, he couldn't hold back any longer. He rushed to the nearest stall, grabbed the person who was working hard, and threw him aside.

"Excuse me, it's an emergency!"

The man was dragged aside, and was about to curse, "I'll fuck you..."

Before he could finish speaking, He Yuzhu had already pulled down his pants and squatted down.

Immediately following was a series of popping and splattering sounds of excretion.

An indescribable stench instantly spread from He Yuzhu into the cramped public toilet.

Its power was so great that it even masked the stench of the toilet itself.

The person who was pulled away was so overwhelmed by the stench that he gagged. Forgetting all about cursing, he quickly wiped his bottom haphazardly, pulled up his pants, and rushed out.

Everyone else in the toilet was also affected.

"vomit--"

"My goodness, what is this smell?!"

"I can't take it anymore, I can't hold on any longer!"

"Run!"

In an instant, everyone in the public restroom fled, and even the shouts and curses could be heard from the women's restroom next door.

He Yuzhu remained unmoved as the impurities in his stomach were quickly expelled.

The excruciating pain quickly subsided, and he felt an unprecedented sense of comfort.

A few minutes later, he breathed a sigh of relief, cleaned himself up, pulled up his pants, and came out.

As soon as he stepped out of the toilet, the man he had just pulled away pointed at him and shouted to the neighbors, "It was him! He's the one who pooped there! He almost suffocated me in there!"

He Yuzhu, feeling refreshed, glared at him and retorted confidently, "What does the smell of poop have to do with me? If it smells bad, go find it!"

His glare immediately intimidated the man, who fell silent.

He Yuzhu snorted coldly, ignoring the group, and walked briskly toward courtyard number ninety-five.

Back in the compound, the front yard was deserted. Without a doubt, everyone in the compound was gathered in the middle yard.

"Perfect timing to test out my modified body!"

With his hands in his cotton-padded coat pockets, he strode through the lotus gate with an air of indifference and entered the central courtyard.

People were standing around the pool in the courtyard and in front of every house.

In the center of the field, Jia Zhangshi was still slumped on the ground, covering her face and wailing, her face covered with snot and tears.

Jia Dongxu was lying on his side on the ground, clutching his chest, his face pale, groaning softly. It seemed he wouldn't be able to get up anytime soon.

Yi Zhonghai was squatting next to Jia Dongxu, his face ashen, asking something in a low voice.

Someone saw He Yuzhu shout: "The person is back!"

The crowd immediately parted to make way for He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu walked straight over, stopped in front of the Jia family mother and son, looked down at them, and shouted, "Stop howling, you're making my ears hurt."

"Come on, tell me, why were you banging on my door just now? And you even dared to curse at me?"

"If you don't give me a straight answer today, I'll make an example of you and your son, and let everyone in the courtyard see what happens when you mess with me, He Yuzhu!"

His words shocked the entire courtyard!

Yi Zhonghai suddenly stood up and angrily reprimanded, "Shazhu, you've gone completely out of control! Beating..."

“Pah!”

A crisp, resounding slap landed squarely on Yi Zhonghai's face.

The force was so great that Yi Zhonghai staggered, and five clear finger marks instantly appeared on his face.

The entire venue fell into a deathly silence!

Everyone was stunned. Yi Zhonghai was a senior worker at Lou's Steel Rolling Mill. Normally, everyone would respectfully call him "Master Yi".

He Yuzhu swung his wrist and cursed, "Yi Zhonghai, who the hell are you calling 'Idiot Zhu'? Didn't your mother teach you anything about rules or manners? I have a name, and if I hear those two words from your dog mouth again, I'll knock all your teeth out!"

That's insane, absolutely insane!

He Yuzhu's sudden outburst and ruthlessness completely stunned everyone present.

Some who had originally wanted to speak up and say "How could you hit someone, Zhu Zi?" swallowed their words back and subconsciously shrank back.

Just then, a voice, tinged with schadenfreude yet also a hint of cowardice, came from behind the crowd:

"Hey, you idiot, what are you being so arrogant about? That nickname was given to you by your dad, He Daqing. The neighbors have been calling you that for years. If you want to blame someone, don't blame us!"