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"My goodness, the new guest is really unlucky."

"The person providing entertainment has changed from Ji Yuzhi to the new guest."

"Why is he so disgusted? Lambs eat grass, and their droppings are very clean."

"I'll tell you to drink it, will you?"

"I'm not stupid, of course I won't drink it."

"...Then why did you say it was clean?"

"Adding to the chaos."

"I felt something was off when Chaochao started milking."

"The prodigy continues to perform consistently."

Just as Ji Feng was about to break down again, Ji Yuzhi slowly walked over.

"I just heard from Chaochao that you actually squeezed out pearl milk! That's amazing!"

A sarcastic tone rang in Ji Feng's ears. Ji Feng took a deep breath and tried to suppress his anger.

"roll."

Ji Yuzhi feigned injury: "I was praising you for being so capable, how could you tell me to get lost? You're so unreasonable!"

Ji Feng felt his blood pressure spike after hearing this. He took a few deep breaths to suppress his anger, but he couldn't. He could no longer tolerate it.

With lightning speed, he dragged out the bucket filled with sheep droppings soaked in milk from under the sheep, lifted it up, and held it next to Ji Yuzhi's mouth.

"Go ahead and drink!"

Ji Yuzhi was still racking his brains to find something to mock Ji Feng when suddenly a blue object appeared in front of him, heading straight for his mouth. Before he could block the bucket, the milk and sheep droppings inside splashed out because of Ji Feng's movement, hitting Ji Yuzhi's mouth.

The event happened so suddenly that the air around us seemed to freeze.

Ji Yuzhi felt something hit his mouth and then fall to the ground. Realizing what was happening, he immediately caught the bucket steadily.

Ji Feng tried to take it back but failed. Ji Yuzhi works out almost every day, has a muscular physique, and is much stronger than others.

Ji Yuzhi glanced at the white liquid and black feces under his feet; this was the goat milk that Ji Feng had just collected.

He was even prepared to see Ji Feng make a fool of himself by eating sheep droppings, but he ended up eating them himself first?

He quickly looked in Xu Fan's direction, where Xu Fan stood there dumbfounded, seemingly stunned.

Ji Yuzhi's face turned ashen. This Ji Feng actually fed him excrement! He made him look bad in front of Xu Fan!

Ji Feng was still trying to grab the bucket back. Just now, only a piece of poop hit Ji Yuzhi's lips, and Ji Yuzhi didn't open his mouth, he just touched him. This was not the result Ji Feng wanted to see.

Didn't Ji Yuzhi mock him for squeezing out bubble tea? Well then, he'll feed him this delicious bubble tea!

Ji Yuzhi looked at Ji Feng, who was struggling to snatch the bucket back, as if he were an ant, and revealed an evil smile. "You want to steal it? Then I'll give it back to you!"

Suddenly, Ji Yuzhi let go, and due to inertia, Ji Feng couldn't react in time and fell to the ground while holding the bucket, spilling all the pearl milk in the bucket onto him.

Ji Feng sat on the ground, his eyes filled with disbelief. He looked at the milky white liquid on his body and the small black balls. After a few seconds, a small black ball rolled off his hair and slid down his nose.

Not only were the guests dumbfounded, but the audience was even more dumbfounded.

"...This is a disaster."

"Damn, if I were in real life and had to smear poop on myself in front of a few people, I wouldn't want to live anymore, and he did it on a TV show."

"Poor Ji Feng, why does Ji Yuzhi bully him!"

"Hey, look carefully, okay? It was Ji Feng who lifted the bucket and splashed it first. Ji Yuzhi just blocked the bucket and handed it back to him. Besides, didn't he get some poop on him just now?"

"Are you Ji Yuzhi's alternate account?"

"...It's a ghost."

"Ji Yuzhi only has one, but Ji Feng has dozens!"

"Let me take a screenshot and count them."

"You still dare to take screenshots? I can't even look at a little bit, I'm going to faint."

Ji Feng sat blankly on the ground for several seconds, surrounded by gazes that were either mocking, pitying, or gloating...

He, the young master of the Ji family in the capital, got his body covered in excrement after appearing on a TV show!

The key issue is that he's not in the right either. He was blinded by anger at Ji Yuzhi and acted purely on instinct. To the audience, he was the one who started it.

He stood up awkwardly, his face flushed red, and glared at Ji Yuzhi with angry and hateful eyes. The sheep droppings on his body slid off one by one as he moved.

The sheep droppings were gone, but Ji Feng was soaked in fresh sheep milk, his shirt and pants clinging tightly to his body.

"Damn, I only realized how good his physique was when he stood up."

"Wet and alluring! I'm getting all excited..."

"...Don't even think about it. Although he does have a good physique, he's covered in fresh milk and sheep droppings, and with the sun so strong, he's bound to stink."

"Okay, I don't want to anymore."

The incident happened so suddenly that many staff members of the production team were caught off guard. Just as they were at a loss, the director, who was enjoying himself in the house, told them not to pay attention to Ji Feng and Ji Yuzhi, hoping that their quarrel would increase the show's popularity.

The staff members were trying their best to suppress their laughter.

Lin Ke and Pei Yin were laughing so hard they almost burst out laughing. It was so funny that even the online viewers wanted to laugh, and as eyewitnesses, they wanted to laugh even more!

Lin Ke and Pei Yin disliked both Ji Feng and Ji Yuzhi to the point that they were laughing so hard they were oblivious to the world around them.

Xu Fan looked at Ji Feng, who was covered in a mess, and felt a surge of pleasure, even though it was a bit immoral. He really disliked Ji Feng, and felt sorry for Ji Yuzhi, whose mouth was covered in some kind of black substance and milk stains.

Seeing Ji Feng's state, Ji Yuzhi realized he had achieved his goal. Only a tiny bit of water splashed on him, while Ji Feng was covered in a whole bucket of it.

But he was still not satisfied, and pretended to be angry, saying, "What's wrong with you! You poured your bubble milk on me, and I didn't even mind returning it, but you didn't even catch it!"

"You! I..."

"What do you mean, 'you' and 'me'?! Apologize!"

Ji Feng stared wide-eyed at Ji Yuzhi, who was clean and slightly dirty, and then at himself, who was soaking wet. What gave this guy the right to make him apologize?

Ji Feng gritted his teeth and said, "If you hadn't mocked me first, I wouldn't have done this. I won't apologize; forget about it!"

Then Ji Feng turned around to search for the staff members. After finally finding them, he discovered that they were all hiding in a corner, laughing at him.

Ji Feng shouted at them, "Where's the restroom? I need to take a shower!"

The staff were in a dilemma. On the one hand, they were members of the program's filming crew and didn't know where the restroom was; on the other hand, the director forbade them from doing anything about it!

At this point, a ranch worker came to the rescue: "This is a ranch, there are no restrooms here, and it's far from the residential area, but there's a water tap over there, I'll take you there."

Ji Feng nodded with a dark face. If there was no toilet, then there was no way to take a shower, but the conditions here were harsh, so he would rinse himself off with the tap first.

To his surprise, Ji Yuzhi blocked his path: "You're not allowed to leave until you apologize!"

Ji Feng was covered in sticky residue and just wanted to wash up, but someone was stopping him. So he grabbed Ji Yuzhi by the collar and whispered in his ear, "I know why you're targeting me. Let me go this time, and I won't compete with you for Xu Fan anymore."

Ji Yuzhi's eyes lit up instantly, as excited as a child: "Are you serious?"

Ji Feng nodded.

"Well, then I'll reluctantly accept your apology. Please don't do it again next time!" Ji Yuzhi deliberately spoke loudly so that the surrounding guests and the audience in front of the camera could hear her.

Ji Feng left, and Ji Yuzhi was so happy that he just stood there grinning like an idiot.

Great! One less competitor!

Now he only has Lin Ke as his competitor. Lin Ke is so weak and effeminate, Xu Fan is definitely his choice!

Seeing Ji Yuzhi's expression, Lin Ke rolled her eyes speechlessly: "What's wrong with him now? He's like an idiot."

Seeing his expression, Xu Fan agreed with Lin Ke's statement. Why did Ji Yuzhi always look so silly? There was black stuff on the corner of his mouth, probably sheep droppings from earlier. Why didn't he wash it off?

Xu Fan walked over and handed Ji Yu a piece of paper: "Wipe it off."

After Ji Yuzhi took it, Xu Fan immediately turned around and returned to Lin Ke's side.

Ji Yuzhi was filled with disbelief. Why was Xu Fan being so nice to him today? Giving him water and tissues, could it be that Xu Fan had fallen for him?

He immediately gave Xu Fan a flirtatious wink. From Xu Fan's perspective, his eyes twitched, as if something was wrong with them.

In Xu Fan's eyes, Ji Yuzhi wasn't a bad person. He was just a mischievous child. Although Ji Yuzhi's attitude towards him wasn't very good at first in the last episode, and he even stole his steamed bun, he apologized to him later and didn't do anything to him again. So, Xu Fan was willing to help Ji Yuzhi.

As for Lin Ke's claim that Ji Yuzhi liked him, Xu Fan couldn't believe it. Xu Fan felt that Lin Ke imagined him to be too charming. Lin Ke not only thought that Ji Yuzhi liked him, but also that Brother Fu liked him. In reality, he was just an ordinary person with no outstanding qualities.

Ji Yuzhi couldn't bear to use the paper. She gently held it under her nose and smelled it. What a refreshing scent! It's mint! Could it be that Xu Fan likes mint?

Lin Ke was so disgusted by Ji Yuzhi's actions that she got goosebumps all over. She couldn't take it anymore and walked over, slapping the tissue that Ji Yuzhi was smelling onto his mouth: "Wipe it off! Otherwise, the poop will dry!"

Ji Yuzhi quickly took the tissue away, but it was too late; the tissue was already stained with black ink. Ji Yuzhi glared angrily at Lin Ke: "You owe me a tissue!"

He will cherish it!

Lin Ke rolled her eyes and walked away speechlessly.

After tidying up, Ji Feng returned. Since there was no shower, he had to ask the staff to make a makeshift toilet for him using a few sheets of cloth. He filled a bucket with water and wiped his body, and even washed his hair with clean water. However, his clothes were soaked and he had no change, so he could only wear the ranch's work clothes.

While taking a shower, he became angrier and angrier. Of course, what he said to Ji Yuzhi was a lie. He came for Xu Fan, so how could he give up so easily? When he finally got Xu Fan, he wondered how Ji Yuzhi would react. Would he be so anxious that he would jump up and down but be helpless?

A sinister smile crept across Ji Feng's lips. Just you wait!

Just then, a voice outside urged, "Can you hurry up? My arm is getting sore from holding it up."

Ji Feng was engrossed in his thoughts when he was suddenly interrupted. He replied impatiently, "Right away!"

After washing up, Ji Feng wore a green shirt and green trousers, his hair was still wet, and there was a "Green Ranch" printed on his back.

Ji Yuzhi really wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that if he laughed, Ji Feng would try to take Xu Fan away from him again, so he tried his best to hold back.

Lin Ke and Pei Yin had nothing to worry about; they could laugh as much as they wanted!

Xu Fan lowered his head and chuckled to himself.

Ji Feng returned to his milking post as if nothing had happened, while Chaochao, fearless as ever, exclaimed, "Wow! New dad, you're wearing a green hat, so you're completely green!"

Ji Feng glared at him fiercely, and Chaochao immediately became obedient.

He realized that dealing with these kinds of troublesome children required ruthlessness!

I hadn't even squeezed in for a few minutes when the bad news came: the time was up.

Are you kidding me? He ruined the last bucket, and this one only barely filled the bottom. According to the rules of the game, he won't get any dinner!

The production team didn't care about him; he was the one who wanted to splash it, and immediately moved on to the next step!

Everyone else received a lot, even Ji Yuzhi, who had bothered him in the middle, received a lot, while he probably didn't even get a cup of what he had poured out, let alone make any dairy products!

He tried to protest: "But the bucket I just filled spilled unexpectedly."

Old Hu replied with a smile, "You poured it yourself, and besides, I see there's still some left here."

Ji Feng: ...He shouldn't have had any hope for this production team.

Because of the hot weather and limited time, many things are not suitable to do, so the local herders will teach the guests some simple things.

The herdsman first demonstrated how to make two kinds of dairy products for the guests.

The first one is salty milk tea, and the second one is cheese.

The production team prepared other necessary materials for the guests, such as white vinegar, tea leaves, salt, and sugar.

After the demonstration, the production team led everyone to the production area, where they prepared a milk pot for each group of guests.

"Lin Ke, can you do it?" Xu Fan was worried that Lin Ke hadn't learned it yet.

"Sure, don't worry about me, let's get started. I'm looking forward to mooching your big meal tonight!"

"Let's begin!"

The first thing to make is salty milk tea. First, you need to boil the fresh milk to sterilize it. After boiling, pour it out, then boil water and add tea leaves. Then pour the milk back in, and then turn the heat down and keep stirring with a spoon to allow the milk and tea to blend better.

Fu Chun wanted to help too. Now that the fire had been turned down, Xu Fan carried Fu Chun to a stool. Fu Chun imitated Xu Fan, scooping up the milk tea with a spoon and pouring it back in.

This was Fu Chun's first time using a pot, although she only used a spoon to operate it. Before, she would just wash vegetables and such, so she found it very interesting.

Xu Fan stood to the side and used a pot lid to shield Fu Chun from the splash.

Lingling and Jiajia, standing nearby, followed Fu Chun's example and offered to help, worried that their father's arms would get tired. Lin Ke and Pei Yin exclaimed, "Our little darlings are so thoughtful!"

Seeing that all girls acted this way, Sheng Sheng also took the initiative to help Ji Yuzhi.

Surprised, Ji Yuzhi couldn't help but sigh, life is getting better and better! Xu Fan is good to him, the child is good to him, and he even feels quite content.

Ji Feng, on the other hand, didn't even have a cup of milk left after pouring it out, so what's the point of making milk tea?

Chaochao rolled her eyes and said to Ji Feng, "You could add more water! That would be the same amount as theirs!"

Ji Feng thought for a moment, nodded, and patted Chaochao's head: "You're quite smart."

After making the milk tea, sprinkle a little salt and sugar on top. Now it's time to make the cheese.

To make cheese, you need to boil a lot of milk, then add white vinegar, separate and filter, then boil the filtered whey, and put the resulting cheese into the whey and repeatedly stretch it to make it stringy.

Xu Fan completed the task smoothly; pulling was also easy for him. The other three groups also completed the task with some difficulty. Xu Fan helped Lin Ke pull the cheese. This thing was really hard to pull. Pei Yin saw how easily Xu Fan pulled it and thought he could do it too. However, he soon ran out of strength.

He was shocked. Xu Fan was so thin, yet he was so strong. Although he had noticed it in the last episode when Xu Fan was carrying bricks, he was still shocked!

Ji Yuzhi was pulling wildly to show off his muscles and strength, but Xu was busy helping Lin Ke and didn't have time to look at him.

Ji Yuzhi: How despicable!

Ji Feng and Chaochao just sat there helplessly, having used up all their materials.

Everyone is ready; now it's time for the tasting.

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