What are you doing, Mr. President? I'm just an extra!

While soda is enjoyable, it has one side effect.

Diuretic.

Lu Li was now facing this serious physiological problem.

He shifted a couple of times in the chair, feeling the pressure in his bladder slowly but steadily rising.

More importantly, he wanted to get some fresh air.

Being watched from all angles by a big shot like Su Feiyan is incredibly stressful, even if you're just slacking off.

It felt like when you were a kid and your homeroom teacher sat next to you on a stool while you did your homework, and you didn't even dare to breathe loudly, for fear of blowing carbon dioxide onto the teacher's face.

No, I need to go into hiding.

Even spending five minutes in the toilet scrolling through short videos is a moment of freedom!

[If I stay here any longer, I'll get sick from being cooped up like this.]

Lu Li made up his mind and stood up from the chair.

Su Feiyan, who was opposite him, stopped writing at almost the same time.

"Where to?"

Lu Li clutched his stomach, a pained expression on his face.

"President Su, nature calls."

"I drank too much cola earlier, I need to go to the toilet."

Su Feiyan pushed up her glasses, her gaze lingering for a second on his gesture of clutching his stomach.

"Perfect."

She closed the file, stood up abruptly, and casually straightened the hem of her bodycon skirt.

"I want to go too, together."

Lu Li was dumbfounded.

He was so shocked that he forgot to remove the pained expression from his face, making him look like he had been constipated for half a month.

"Together...?"

Lu Li asked, stammering.

My mind was already racing.

Holy crap?!

What does this mean?

Does this female demon have some kind of peculiar fetish?

[I know my charm level is high right now, but isn't this progress bar moving a little too fast?]

This is a company! In broad daylight, under the clear sky!

Lu Li instinctively hugged his chest, looking at Su Feiyan warily.

"President Su, isn't this inappropriate..."

"I am indeed your personal assistant, but I also have my bottom line."

"Those group activities... cough cough, especially in the women's restroom, I really can't go in!"

Su Feiyan looked at Lu Li's guarded expression and listened to the jumbled mess of nonsense in his mind, and the veins on her forehead throbbed twice.

What is that bastard thinking about all day?

She walked up to Lu Li in a few steps, wearing high heels.

The cool, refreshing aroma wafted over.

Su Feiyan was half a head shorter than Lu Li, but she had the presence of someone who was 1.8 meters tall.

"You wish!"

She sneered, reached out, and tapped Lu Li's shoulder with her slender fingers.

"I'm going to keep an eye on you."

"To prevent someone from using the excuse of going to the restroom to harass the young lady at the front desk."

"in addition……"

Su Feiyan leaned a little closer and lowered her voice.

"Ye Fan hasn't been caught yet. For your own life, you must stay within my sight in this company."

"Understand?"

Lu Li swallowed.

I understand.

But what does that have to do with you going to the bathroom with me?

[Does Ye Fan think he could just crawl out of the toilet and assassinate me in the men's restroom?]

He was internally ranting and raving, but his body betrayed him.

"Understood, Mr. Su."

Lu Li followed behind Su Feiyan dejectedly.

The two walked out of the president's office one after the other.

The office area outside was usually quite lively, with the sounds of keyboards clicking and people talking coming and going.

But as soon as Su Feiyan appeared, the entire space seemed to be muted.

Everyone lowered their heads in unison, pretending to be busy.

But all those eyes were secretly glancing this way.

Lu Li felt like he was being pricked by needles.

Especially when they saw the CEO personally "escorting" the new assistant towards the restroom, their gazes became even more meaningful.

[It’s over. 】

[Now there's no way to clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River.]

What should I do if I unfortunately run into a familiar colleague?

[Hey, what a coincidence, you're here to pee too? Is Ms. Su here to inspect the toilet's cleanliness?]

Nobody would believe that!

We arrived at the bathroom door.

The men's restroom is on the left, and the women's restroom is on the right.

Lu Li pointed to the left, "President Su, shall I... go in then?"

"Um."

Su Feiyan responded, but showed no intention of leaving.

She walked directly to the entrance of the men's restroom, leaned against the wall, and crossed her arms.

Her long legs, clad in black stockings, were casually crossed, and her high heels made a crisp sound on the floor tiles.

She stood openly and righteously at the entrance of the men's restroom.

Like a door god.

They were the kind of door gods who were extremely beautiful and exuded a murderous aura.

Lu Li: "..."

[Hey lady, are you serious?]

Are you just standing here?

What will the guys inside think? What will the guys who want to get in think?

This is so embarrassing!

Just then, a male employee wearing glasses walked over from the other end of the corridor.

He seemed to be holding back his anger; he walked with a brisk pace, unbuckling his belt as he went.

As soon as they turned the corner, they saw Su Feiyan leaning against the door frame.

The male employee stopped abruptly.

Due to inertia, his upper body was still lurching forward, while his lower body had already braked the car, leaving him in a strange, tilted position.

Su Feiyan glanced at him indifferently.

"Hello, Mr. Su...Mr. Su!"

The male employee turned pale with fright, and the urge to urinate that he had just felt was abruptly suppressed.

He quickly fastened the belt that was half unbuckled, his movements as swift as a magician's trick.

"Um... I just remembered I haven't finished writing some code!"

"I'm going back to work overtime right now!"

After saying that, he did a 180-degree turn on the spot and ran away as if his life depended on it.

He even nearly tripped over himself because he was running too fast.

Lu Li stood to the side and witnessed the whole thing.

He felt like his toes were about to pry through the soles of his shoes.

"What are you still looking at?"

Su Feiyan raised an eyebrow. "Do you want me to help you inside?"

Lu Li shuddered.

"No need, no need! I can manage on my own!"

He rushed into the men's restroom and slammed the door shut behind him.

The toilet was empty.

It was very quiet.

It was so quiet that you could hear the ventilation fan whirring.

Lu Li walked to the urinal and unzipped his pants.

Ready to be released.

but……

Nothing happened.

My bladder was already very full, but my body seemed to be on strike and wouldn't obey me at all.

Because he knew that Su Feiyan was standing right outside, listening.

This psychological pressure is too great.

[Who the hell could pee through that?!]

[A female CEO standing outside, what's the difference between this and someone doing a naked sex act under the national flag?]

The toilet was empty, so the echo was quite loud.

If I really did *that*, and the sound got out...

【Aaaaaah! Kill me!】

Lu Li roared inwardly, his hands trembling slightly.

Time passed by, second by second.

Thirty seconds have passed.

There was still no movement.

Lu Li was so anxious that sweat beaded on his forehead.

He tried to ease the awkwardness by whistling, but then felt that this behavior was even more stupid.

He tried to think of happy things, like getting paid or going back to his hometown to raise pigs.

Useless.

The sphincter muscles were as tight as an iron plate.

Just then.

The sound of high heels clicking on the floor came from outside the door.

Thump, thump, thump.

It has a great sense of rhythm.

Each sound felt like a blow to Lu Li's skull.

Immediately following was Su Feiyan's pleasant yet chilling voice.

"Lu Li".

"exist!"

Lu Li shuddered in fright.

Su Feiyan raised her wrist and glanced at the Patek Philippe watch.

"You have one minute."

"If you don't come out within a minute, I can only suspect that you have a serious kidney defect."

"As your boss, I have an obligation to care about the health of my employees."

"I'll call the best urology hospital in Jiangcheng right away and get you an appointment with a specialist."

"Or the kind of expert who specializes in treating impotence in that area."

These words were clearly transmitted.

The echo reverberated through the empty toilet.

Lu Li felt he had been utterly humiliated.

What do you mean I'm not good enough?

【I'm a man with a system!】

Is the "steel kidney" a joke?

That's a magical weapon that can even pierce through steel plates!

You can insult my character, but you can't insult my kidneys!

The words "andrology hospital" spurred Lu Li's competitive spirit to the forefront.

Whether your kidneys are healthy or not can't be determined by what you say.

It came out as urine!

Driven by this grief and indignation, the body's instincts overcame psychological barriers.

slam-la-

The sound of flowing water was particularly loud in the quiet space.

Like the Yellow River flowing down from the sky.

It is magnificent and enduring.

Upon hearing this sound, Su Feiyan, who was outside the door, subtly curved her lips into a beautiful smile.

mock up.

I still can't handle you?

They only give in when you force them.

This person is like toothpaste; you can't get the product out unless you squeeze it out.

She changed her posture and continued to wait patiently.

One minute later.

The sound of flushing water could be heard.

Lu Li walked out of the toilet.

He lowered his head, his face as red as a ripe tomato.

The shame of being eavesdropped on by his female boss made him wish he could disappear into the ground.

"Resolved?"

Su Feiyan asked the question knowing the answer already.

"Um……"

Lu Li's voice was barely audible.

"Let's go back to the office."

Su Feiyan turned and left.

Lu Li followed behind, looking like a wronged little wife.

however.

Just as they walked out of the corner of the corridor.

Seven or eight female employees were gathered at the entrance to the tea room ahead.

They were chatting and getting water when they saw Su Feiyan coming over, and they immediately scattered like birds.

However, because the movements were too fast, some panic was inevitable.

Moreover, Lu Li keenly caught the look in their eyes that they hadn't had time to look away from earlier.

That look in his eyes.

Sympathy, regret, and a strange excitement.

Even as they brushed past each other, Lu Li heard an extremely suppressed whisper.

"Did you hear that? President Su just said he'd have one minute..."

"My God, only a minute?"

"So handsome, but he's all show and no substance..."

"No wonder President Su was standing guard at the door; it turns out he was worried about his son's inferiority complex..."

boom!

Lu Li felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

My whole body cracked open.

【No!!!】

That's not how it works!

Ladies, please let me explain!

That's a time limit! A deadline! Not a duration!

"My kidneys are made of steel! I'm a perpetual motion machine! Even a fire hydrant isn't as powerful as me!"

Lu Li opened his mouth, wanting to rush over and grab the female employee to explain.

Tell her that you held your breath for a minute, not that it was really only a minute.

But Su Feiyan had already gone far away.

Moreover, the more you try to explain something, the worse it gets.

His reputation within the company is now completely ruined.

She used to be called "the boss lady," but now she's become "the quick-draw boss lady."

Lu Li wanted to cry but had no tears.

Su Feiyan, who was walking ahead, was shrugging her shoulders slightly.

She didn't turn around, but she could clearly hear Lu Li's roar and the whispers of the female employees.

Misunderstand?

pretty good.

Since everyone thinks he's no good, there should be far fewer suitors in the future, right?

After all, who would care about a man who "only lasts a minute"?

Only she knows.

The force and noise that guy made just now.

Let alone a minute.

If we really got into that, one night wouldn't be enough.

Su Feiyan was in a great mood.

She even started humming an unknown tune, and her steps became lighter.

come back to the office.

Su Feiyan sat back in the large boss's chair and happily picked up her pen again.

Lu Li, on the other hand, slumped on his small chair with a look of utter despair.

"Assistant Lu."

Su Feiyan suddenly spoke.

"what?"

Lu Li was weak and listless; he was now a useless person and didn't want to talk.

"Drink more water every day from now on."

Su Feiyan didn't look up, but her tone carried an undisguised smile.

"I read in an online science article that drinking more water is good for your kidneys."

"Even if it's only for a minute, you should still take good care of yourself, so that you don't end up not even having a minute left."

Lu Li suddenly raised his head.

He looked at the woman sitting backlit, smiling like a fox.

You did this on purpose!

You definitely did that on purpose!

[This woman is definitely black inside when you cut her open!]

Lu Li gritted his teeth and silently made a vow in his heart.

【Row. 】

[Su Feiyan, you just wait.]

One day, I'll show you what a kidney of steel really means.

Don't beg for mercy then; even if you scream your lungs out, it won't do you any good!

I will make you pay for this humiliation in ten thousand minutes!

Su Feiyan tightened her grip on the pen slightly.

A touch of pink crept up behind her ear.

beg for mercy?

Oh.

Let's see who begs for mercy then.

She casually turned a page of the document, but her heart was beating a couple of beats faster than usual.