What are you doing, Mr. President? I'm just an extra!

The Rolls-Royce Phantom sped along the airport expressway, but its speed couldn't outpace Su Feiyan's heartbeat.

The rear seat partition rises.

The female CEO, who is usually ruthless and decisive in the business world with a gaze that can freeze people, is now holding a small makeup mirror, her hands trembling so much that she almost can't unscrew the cap of her lipstick.

She's touching up her makeup.

She wiped away the powerful "royal red" and replaced it with a muted, almost humble, dusty rose color.

It's characterized by conservatism and timidity.

"Lu Li, did you remember what I just said?"

As Su Feiyan applied the ointment, she spoke rapidly, as if she were giving her final words.

"My mother is like three high-voltage lines; touching them means certain death, with absolutely no chance of survival!"

Lu Li immediately sat up straight, placing his hands obediently on his knees, just like a primary school student waiting for the teacher to check his homework.

"You mean I'm engraving brain cells into my DNA?"

Su Feiyan snapped her lipstick shut and turned her head sharply.

"First, she hates smooth-talking, frivolous men the most! In her opinion, such people are dishonest, unreliable, and ill-mannered."

Lu Li's heart skipped a beat.

Wow, a critical hit on the very first one?

Su Feiyan gave him no time to process her advances and extended her second finger.

"Secondly, she hates spineless men who live off women!"

"In her eyes, men are like the heavens, they must stand tall and upright. Those who live off women should be physically castrated; they don't even deserve to be called human!"

Lu Li felt as if he had been shot in the knee, and it was the kind with a barb.

[Mr. Su, is your mother using my ID number to set rules?]

"third."

Su Feiyan took a deep breath and glanced at Lu Li's face.

"She hates handsome young men who are too good-looking and attract too many suitors."

"There was once a handsome rich second-generation heir who walked in for less than three minutes. He was so scolded by her that he broke down on the spot and ran out crying, even losing one of his shoes in the process."

Lu Li was completely numb.

So, even my breathing is wrong?

Is being handsome a crime?

Su Feiyan seemed to recall something even more terrifying from the past. She grabbed Lu Li's sleeve, her voice trembling:

"And speaking speed! It can't be too fast, or it sounds frivolous; it can't be too slow, or it sounds dull; and it absolutely cannot contain any nonsense, or it sounds like it's brainless!"

"Last time, I had a blind date who was so nervous that she stuttered and was immediately 'escorted' out by her bodyguard. She's been seeing a psychologist ever since."

Looking at her pale face, Lu Li suddenly realized—

This wasn't a "meeting the parents" at all; it was a massive PTSD event triggered by Su Feiyan's childhood trauma. This was the legendary bloodline suppression.

Just as he was considering whether it would be better to jump out of the car.

【Ding! 】

[Emergency Survival Mission Triggered: Survive under Shen Suyun's oppressive presence and gain initial approval.]

[Task Reward: Passive Skill "Friend of Middle-Aged and Elderly Women Aura" (Increases affinity with middle-aged and elderly women by 500%. It sounds corny, but its practical effect is absolutely amazing.)]

[Punishment for failure: Destroyed on every level by the mother-in-law.]

Lu Li felt a chill in his crotch.

The phantom pain made him straighten his back.

What escape? Not a chance! We have to fight this time!

He grasped Su Feiyan's icy hand in return, his palm burning hot.

[Master-level Massage Technique] is activated silently.

He gently pressed his fingertips on the Laogong acupoint in her palm, and a warm current flowed along the meridians, soothing her nerves that were so tense they were about to break.

"President Su."

Lu Li's voice changed.

He put away his usual carefree attitude and became deep, steady, and had a reassuring magnetic quality.

"rest assured."

"Whether it's taking advantage of someone's kindness or being taken advantage of, I'm a professional."

Su Feiyan was stunned for a moment, but the warmth of her palm brought her back to her senses.

She looked at Lu Li's profile. Although she was saying such nonsensical things, her eyes were surprisingly reliable.

My panicked heartbeat was actually a beat slower than usual.

The car stopped.

Airport VIP entrance.

Lu Li was stunned by the scene before him as soon as he got out of the car.

This doesn't look like picking someone up from the airport.

Is this some kind of meeting between the big bosses of Causeway Bay?

Two rows of burly men in black suits and sunglasses stood in neat rows.

Each of them had a grim expression, exuding an aura that kept strangers at bay, as if they were about to pull out a watermelon knife from their pockets at any moment.

Lu Li swallowed.

[This spectacle, this sense of oppression...]

Compared to this, the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is nothing more than a village brawler.

My phone vibrated in my pocket.

Lu Li took it out and saw that it was a WeChat message from Shen Weilan.

The accompanying photo is a candid shot of her back in the VIP lounge.

The figure sat ramrod straight, and even just a silhouette exuded a suffocating sense of majesty.

Below this was a highly provocative line of text:

"Brother-in-law, God bless you~"

"My aunt's mood today is off the charts in terms of 'peace'."

"I'm watching a play inside, hehe~"

Lu Li put his phone back in his pocket.

Su Feiyan's face darkened even more.

Clearly, this cousin, who loves watching the drama unfold, had already set up the firewood inside, just waiting for Lu Li, this little suckling pig, to go up and roast it.

The two linked arms and walked step by step toward the half-open VIP door.

With each step, Lu Li could feel Su Feiyan's body stiffen a little more.

We hadn't even reached the door yet.

A cold, stern female voice, devoid of any emotion, came clearly from the crack in the door.

"The air quality in Jianghai is still so bad."

"PM2.5 exceeded the standard by 0.03."

"How can anyone breathe like this?"

The voice paused, followed by a cold snort.

"besides."

"There's a corner of that carpet over there that's sticking up; it's really bothersome for people with OCD."

"I want to see the person in charge pack up and leave within three minutes."

It carries an absolute authority, as if one has held a high position for many years and controls life and death.

Upon hearing this voice, Su Feiyan instinctively flinched and took a half-step back behind Lu Li.

Two rows of bodyguards bowed in unison at a 90-degree angle, their movements perfectly synchronized.

The gate slowly opened to both sides.

That invisible sense of oppression came rushing towards me as if it were a tangible thing.

"Tap, tap, tap."

The rhythmic sound of high heels clicking on the marble floor filled the air.

A figure stepped out.

Time hasn't left many marks on her face; instead, it has cultivated an aura that is almost too captivating to look at directly.

She wore a dark blue haute couture cheongsam with a dark cashmere shawl draped over her shoulders.

Those phoenix eyes, though fine lines have appeared at the corners, are still sharp as knives, as if they can see through the deepest, most hidden thoughts in people's hearts.

She didn't look at her daughter immediately.

Instead, from a distance of more than ten meters, those eyes were fixed on Lu Li.

Su Feiyan's fingernails were already deeply embedded in Lu Li's flesh.

pain.

But Lu Li didn't dare to shout. He even had to maintain that professional fake smile that said, "Look how well-behaved I am, harmless to humans and animals."

This is hardly a meeting with the parents.

This is clearly a max-level BOSS scrutinizing a level 1 mob that just came out of the newbie village!